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Hmmnnn!!!



*This fresh air I enjoy*



Where everybody for this thread waka go? Make all of una come o, the war is over.


Avicky
Ravensckar
TheSlyone
MACJC


Oya o, our thread has been sanitised.

Ever since Mourinho 'koriburuku' go, every of Chelsea's match has been a hit. Back to back. From Man Utd, to Crystal Palace, to that yeye team we played in the F.A cup. Iyalaya special one, street ti take over, too much talk o jawo mo!


I support the Billionaires club!


Up Chelsea!

Isryl02:
Baba forget story, na lie

Tell am o! See how the guy serious dey gather people number.


Mehn! This unemployment is rife!

tosyne2much:
Hahaha.. Busted !!!


Well, I don't belong to any of the categories


*nobody should quote me*

But I just did!


Guilty conscience, since morning wey I mention you, na now you dey show face.

Michellla:
They also value football/Pes more than their girlfriends

Simply put, they value Naijabet more than their career!

ritababe:
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.
100% TRUE

Lolz! Them go face you o! Hope you're wearing enough bullet proof?


Shey you know that face guys make when they want to 'CUM?'

Estharfabian:
High5 op!

You arrived just in time for the kick-off!


Them don go post their own counter thread o!


E pain them!

donTbone:
After thinking on what to post, i have to create a counter thread on "20 FACTS about NIGERIAN guyz"

I wouldnt have been angry if it was 'SOME' guys. Generalizing it is a crime for me.
So, in other words... ere is a counter thread too.

1. They can love you and still have 'FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT'.
2. They love 'SEX' but will pretend they dont.
3. They are the most talented in MULTIPLE DATING. They can date 3 room mates
without any of them knowing, except they want them to know.
4. During their 'FLOW', be careful of what you say. They can abuse your mom knowingly
and blame it on the 'BLOOD'.
5. They love men for money, but if your story changes for worse... OYO!
6. They are specialist in tying man down with pregnancy.
7. They wanna remain 'V' till wedding night but wouldnt mind ORAL and ANAL.
8. Remove the make up...80% of them are fake.
9. Many of them wants a rich and ready made guy.
10. Their 'I LOVE YOU' only comes when material things is involved.
11. They dont believe in relationship where they could be the spender and let the
guy save for marriage.
12. The beautiful ones of the ladies are call girls.
13. They can use their resources to get what they want... EASILY.
14. They can have a lover...and still have a CRUSH.
15. Trust me... all of them love sex. Even those that say they can live without it.


Yes/No.

cc: Evathyst
Estharfabian
Cutehector
dollyjoy

e pain am!

donTbone:


1. Did you have a BF?
2. Is there any guy in ya family?





If yes. Then we are done here!

Yes! I have a boyfriend, and yes, I have brothers. If I hadn't dated guys and if I don't know what my brother's & Co discuss about the girls they have 'lashed'. How would I have known all these?


Just pick like 8 things you're guilty of from the above and lemme deliver you.

TrapLORD:
OP see as ya brezz stand @Dp, I will buy u a land in lekki cos I'm an estate agent
Just let me suck that brezz small

You need Jesus!

I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

TheSlyone:
Joke of the century. Now that you've been able to make peace with your dearest friend on my behalf, can we get to meet each other...... Shall we?

Getting to meet you is not difficult nau, just seek my bestie's consent. Tell Avicky that you want you & I to meet and that she should give her consent, trust me, if she answers in the affirmative, then, it's possible.

#Playing him like a Back Pass#

avicky:
Eyan mi, wa gba yi. Iyalaya won.

Egbon TheSlyone, if you want this hailing, you can come and take it.

Lolz! You could have put 'Speaking in Don Jazzy's voice#


People gan self, always looking for ways to tear two friends apart. Haha? He should have told us he's gonna organise a beauty contest in the first place. Oniyeye!


Mods, una good afternoon o. Seems you guys have turned this thread to una headquarter. Hiding people's comments at will. Shey we no fit throw banter with our friends again ni?

TheSlyone:
Who the hell is sunnypar? The Nairalander who supposedly gone haywire? Or the psychologically
unbalanced suunypar who cease every opportunity to display his lunacy? Evathyst is my long term crush and as such, she ll welcome it whenever I cease every chance to get her attention.

Excuse me, have we met before?


You just gave yourself in with this comment!
A great philosopher once said 'A person reveals his character more clearly by the kind of joke he resents'. If you could defend yourself so vehemently because someone jokingly suggested you're 'Sunnypar', then I guess it's obvious you really are.


Na joke o!

avicky:
Je ko wa le. Oshey, wa gba yi.

O lenu eyan mi! Ma je solo e lo, asiko e ni!


Anybody that tries to pick a quarrel with you, please don't give him that cheap popularity he/she craves for. Just summon me(your able general) and I'd come in here to tear the person to shred.


Iyalaya any trouble maker! Street ti take over, tucking in o jawo mo.