₦airaland Forum

FvckLyn:
-Fůcking tell me;

-You haven't sucked at least 2 guy's coćk before .

-Or You haven't fuçked more than 3 different guys....You're just a bloodyfūcking hypocrite

You're fvcking sick! You need to see a fvcking doctor ASAP!

Things we all know about the Nigerian Education System....

1- 99% of the Teachers ain't proud of their profession. They ended up teaching simply because they have no alternative.

2- Almost all our teachers are underpaid.

3- Our Government schools produce criminals, cultists and many societal misfits. While our private schools produce Gee Boys, Musicians, Slay Queens and Corporate Oloshos.

4- Our educational system doesn't lay emphasis on understanding; just cram and pass exam. Period.


5- Our big schools don't give a damn about the Nigerian curriculum or any Government approved scheme. They are their own bosses. This country is the only one where Primary school students in private schools know more about American history, UK and other European countries than Nigeria's history.

Sometimes I just wish Nigeria can be recoloniased!

FvckLyn:
- Ok ama Fůcking list it out

-Blòwjobs

- Bòobfůck

- Shower sėx

-Edibles

-Handjob§

-Alcohols

- FIFA '17

Of all the 7 useless things you're addicted to, sex related stuff don occupy the first 5.

Guy, una village winch dem wicked gan ni. How can they be using your picture blow themselves breeze both day & night?


Aye le o!

Lolz. This guy 'mumuness' na factory fitted. Wish I could get a 'maga' like this for the rest of my life. Wetin I wan dey go work for when I get standby ATM.

Even Airforce1 self wey dey shout 'Too late to fail' no mumu reach like this.

This Kemi self! Thought they said Madness cures itself naturally at old age? Why is Kemi's case different nau? Her own madness na like Zeeworld; it's extraordinary everyday.

Besides, where's Nwamaikpe?

thepussyhunter:

like who doesnt

hey errm i finally succeeded in taming the devil in me some 4hrs ago...........mind trusting me with ur digits

My digits kwa? You wan hunt my pussy self? I think I'll pass on that.

papiforreal:
Shagwaba. I don't know what's called In English though.

It's called 'Sare gbewa'.


That's in Puerto Rico language though...

thepussyhunter:

the list is pretty long but i'll mention but a few (the importatnt ones)

1) love.......like love love and not just love.............................you know theres this extra feeling attached to the normal feeling of being loved when the love is from a lady you love (dont know if i made sense but hope you get cos its quite difficult to explain)

2) food/cooking.........i know its not suppose to be an important thing to want from a lady but when you 're me (who's a huge lover of food and tired of cooking for hinself as a bachelor) you'd understand

3) children......not saying i'll make her my breeding entity or i wont marry her if i love her and she cant have children...........just that i love kids and a lady can provide that

4) emotional support.........forget all this macho man shiiii, a guy would always need that one person to make him feel alright during critical situations and a lady can and are usually the best candidates esp when she knows her onions

5) sex..........like hot sex.......with all dem boobs and sweet pussy.......yep ama booby man

6) spiritual support..........this shoulda been num 1 but i have me reasons for putting it here..........ever heard the saying ________ (sorry i don forget the saying)..............just know i'd need that from her

7) kisses...........this is diff from sex...........i love kissing and i'm a kiss freak.........i cant possibly kiss a guy so yea i want kisses from my woman everyday

8.) respect........yea its normal

9) loyalty......

10) someone to let me take care of her.....i no want any boss lady......i need my lady to allow me be the man and take care of her

11) an intelligent lady......my children cant be inherit dumb traits abeg

12) lady with focus and who isnt overly broke
etc.............like i said there 're a lot but these are the most important things i need from a lady................sorry if i bored you with the long epistle

you asked for it

Coming from a supposed 'Pussyhunter'.

So, even you too dey find better thing?


Somebody should help me with those Liverpool players pinshure abeg. I wan laff small.

Lordygram:
Apart from sex, what i want in a relationship is loyalty, respect, a lady that understands,, as in with good understanding, a lady that is not broke, a lady lady that is intelligent, atleast she must be good and always get "A" in a particular university course, like Cost accounting, mathematics, even if its English but just be a pro to a subject.. She must be GOD fearing, sport loving, fun loving, good cook, fair skin, eloquent, a good advicer, a confider, she must be beautiful, slow to anger, good personal hygiene, disciplined and above all.. Her love for me must be unquestionable..as in i wont have doubts.

I pray you don't die a bachelor with this your long list.

**Spreads mat**

e be like sey na here things go happen this night.

zeusdgrt:
Hope ikpeba play this match cz I nor like Sanchez playing our wing and I prefer oruma for 10 cz he did well at uyo,then rohr should ensure that baruwa should be in goal instead of Claudio bravo.sure win for naija if this is done.

Whatever it was that you smoked before typing these, it's worth the amount.

My own case was so touching!

**Sobs**

dhantey324:
Seconded!!!

Thirded!

I'm completely speechless! Maybe the person below me has something reasonable to say sha.


Meanwhile, can anyone tell me who farted in the picture below? Correct answer will attract a 'blow*job' from me.

ShawttySoFyne:
Even we that have bigger behind than this don't go around tormenting people with it

Pinshure of your behind or you know the rest.


**Winks**

You don find Nairaland guys trouble, dem no dey use ear hear 'Ass' they will be bleating like He-goat.

Mazeltovscotty:
igbo alone? I doubt. I have a lot of folks from south west working is Awka, count me among. if we remove ogun state tell me how much balance do we still have in the account?

Come, you no dey shame ni? After removing Lagos state, the South West still beats your eroision-infested land hands down. Now, you want them to remove Ogun state again. Kukuma claim South west as part of 'Biafra'.

O boy! This Flattinos their land worse o! Eroision-ridden, topographically unsafe, structurally dreadful and looks more like a Shrine. Little wonder they are claiming 'Lagos is no man's land'. Better thing hungry all these 'Yeastern Jews'.


Make I laugh small abeg.....

**Modified**


Item has been sold out and my 10% commission has been paid as well. Although, I advertised it on Jiji as well.

Chimaritoponcho:
You my dear friend is savage

Sufferry sufferry with this your Engrish o!


Haba! Must you always reveal that you attended a 'Night school?' common to construct a simple sentence, you failed the rule of Concord.


Savage ko, Tiwa Savage ni. Mtchew!

My idol! Please do not lend credence to those whose only sick pleasure in life is to denigrate others. Efe, go and look for something to do nau. Abi? Before you carry dreadlock abi na dada for 9 months as if na pregnancy.



Must everything be based on poverty logistics?

If there's anyone who still doesn't know what game was played with the CHIBOK GIRLS SAGA, such a person should visit the nearest General Hospital to have his head checked.



Well done Femi, I pray this won't be the last thing I'll agree with you on. Lolz.

Would have supported Celta Vigo to win, but again, some Mofos will just be shouting that 'La Ligoat' is better than EPL.


I'll pitch my tent with Man6ter United for only today.


#Proudly_A_Chelsea_Fan#

It seems this Efe has nothing to offer the Nigerian entertainment industry. Aside his based on 'Poverty logistics logo' the guy didn't do anything reasonable to deserve that prize. Debbie Rise has made her name before now and relatively, she's still doing well...

#Team_Tboss#

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I don't know why, my belle just dey SWEET me 'kule'

whizpa:
Kilode..? What did we do to deserve this? We've been humbled and we remain humble. So please, cut us some slack.

You people ain't humble enough, but I guess you would be on the last day when Chelsea lift the trophy.

sekem:
Onye June, so you mean say you cannot make your worthless comment without mentioning arsenal abi?

Meanwhile BTW = by the way and not between.

Except you're a graduate of English language, your correction won't be taken. Between, if my comment was worthless, I guess yours was 'non-existent'


And lest i forget, Chelsea don score o. You no go shout goal?

Last year, it was Chelsea's draw against Tottenham that gave Leicester city the league. This year, we're the ones that will decide Middlesborough's fate. Who says Chelsea is not the AFOBAJE of England?



Between, Arsenal fc always topping from week 1 to week 5. That club needs to be auctioned with all her members transferred to Enugu Rangers.

**Yinmu**


In this part of the world where I'm typing from, all that the OP typed isn't applicable...


If you want to be indispensable at work, do the following;

1- Lick your boss' hairy ass
2- Always borrow him/her your salary
3- Be the one that supplies him/her information about what your colleagues are gossipping in the office.

Would have typed the 4th one but I don't know if my boyfriend is reading....