₦airaland Forum

Although we arrived late, but it's better late than never...


Here we come, the haters...

youngprof8787:
Southampton 1 arsenal 2..quote me after the match.. I av never failed b4

*Yinmu*

ladycomfort:
. Just because you father is a fraudster doesn't make other people one. I think you should go and give your foolish mother a knock so that she can force out the remaining part of your brain stuck in there. Foolish girl.

Hey! Take this!

Bye bye Artisticallyart, we will miss you!



One by one, them don dey go!

Moral of the story; No matter how ugly someone may seem, he'll definitely have a look alike.


Issorait! Lemme continue to observe things from this palm tree where I'm sitting.

canalily:
no o o he meant kenedite

Help me ask am o! Abi which one be 'NEKEDITE' again?


They said something is funny, he's coming up with something funnier.

Obijulius:
No wahala...this will remain an allegation as long as we care

This money is nothing compared to the trillions stolen from the Niger Delta by successive regimes headed by strangers - Gowon, Murtala, Obasanjo, Shagari, Buhari, IBB, Abacha, Abdulsalami, Obasanjo and Yar Adua - Tinubu, Amaechi, etc

The Nigerian state must first return all the loot from the Niger Delta before we see any wrong in the purported looting of the treasury by the owners of the wealth.

How can I steal from myself. It's our oil money, anyone who does not like that should deal with it.

Buhari should be invited for the looting of the treasury - 20bn dollars + 300,000 dollars + 850,000,000 naira.

Anyone who thinks otherwise should come and get Tompolo and will be drowned in the same oil that feeds Nigeria.

If Fashola can rob Lagos in daylight and still be hailed as a messiah, then Tompolo and other accused from the Niger Delta are God sent saints.

Excuse me please, are you in any way related to TonyeBarcanista? Cos you just sounded like him



As far as I know, there are two types of poverty; Poverty of money and poverty of sense. While I cannot categorically affirm if you're suffering from the poverty of money, but with those things you spewed up there, it's palpably clear that you're suffering from the poverty of sense.



How can one man militate, terrorise, and loot his region to that extent, yet, all that you could come up with is such warped logic of 'It's our oyel'. Does Niger Delta belong to Tompolo or anybody? Mr man, whichever institution you graduated from, kindly seek for a refund in your tuition cos it's obvious you didn't learn anything at school.


Peace!

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Holywizard:
Nekedite

or you mean 'NEDEKITE?' Lolz!


We still dey complain of funny names, you dey bring your own.

ladycomfort:
. That was how one of my friends avoided me few weeks before her wedding and after her wedding although I attended her wedding. Wetin be my own

With this your signature, every reasonable married lady who still wants to remain married should avoid you like plague.


Especially if their husbands have big d*ck! Lolz! Na joke o!

NarnieSnyper:
Hehe! I'll let it slide since 'kk' isnt 'lol'. Don't test me sha.

Nice tongue u'v got there, u'll make a very good kisser.

Huh?

ladycomfort:
. Who is the imposter? Why are you calling the mods? You better be very careful with me cos I don't remember talking to you. Mind ur business

is that a threat or a plea? Bia, no provoke me this kind early morning o!



If I press just one konck for your head you go purge. I can bet my virginity that you're a guy. Hian? Stop being an imposter!

Mekyno:
My yuletide best wishes goes to oliviaarims, Mprex, evathyst, safarigal and ladycloud, gr8 lioness.
*Muah*
Have a merry xmas and hapi newyr

Hey darling! That is so very awesome of you!


Wish you too a merry Xmas and a happy new year in advance.

AngryNigerian:
Definition...GAY: 1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. a homosexual male or female. 3...

Sweetheart, don't accept all that you are told...gay is (or was) a colloquial name for both men & women wey de chuk dia fellow sex (the thing makes me 1na mess up d floor!!!).

...& for the second, hmmm, e don tay wen i begin to de suspect u ooo

Lolz! Thanks for the clarification, I've looked it up myself. See why I respect some of you.



As for my second request of you passing me that thing that makes you 'high' whatever is sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander. You think it's only guys that high? Some ladies dey smoke pass motor silencer.

Slimshady11:
Ur signature,is it frm d movie "the italian job".just guessing

Yeah! You're so damn correct! It was said by John Bridger when he was asked if he trusted his 'garbage man'.

avicky:
I want to send a shout out to my homies, my personal persons: emperorbukky, Evathyst, omawunmi85, utchvikky, ravensckar, profgday, Jerrychanana, ishilove, tosyne2much.

I wish you all a merry Christmas and a prosperous 2016.

Awww Sweetness! That is so very kind of you!



*Mu'ah*

ArcIbrahim38:
You will be unemployed in Nigeria if the favour market is not at your favour....gbam

or succinctly put, you'll remain unemployed in Nigeria if the witches in your village follow you like the below pix.


Forget skill, forget education, forget everything...

johnsonsegxy:
lol dude, you're truly a lagosian

Dude? Pardon?

AngryNigerian:
The 'muti-coloured' old girl behind her (to her right) sha..why is she 'oogling' @ those things Is she gay??

Lez you mean?


How can two ladies be gay?


Abeg if you finish, kindly pass me that thing wey you dey smoke, meself wan 'high' small. Lolz!

ruffhandu:
The variables that'll need to be considered:

The government in power
What part of the country is it (Determines if it should be looked into at all)?
Who'll be awarded the contract?
What part of Nigeria is he from?
How much bribe will be involved?
How many people are lined up for kick-backs?
What part of the country is it (determines how the chiefs and youths should be settled before contractor commences work)?
How many lives has been lost there?


Constants:
The contractor must belong to ruling political party
People must be bribed
It must take a long time to justify the inflated cost
Road must be blocked without caring how much the citizens suffer
Residents and road users must inhale lots of dust if it's fixed by RCC and in PH
...

After harvesting all these info, then we may develop a mathematical model that'll compare our level of civilization with Japan, and then, baam! You have the answer.

Your head is there! Nobody could have outlined it better.

Keys to healthy living as applicable to Lagosians are;

1- Eat well; Eat good food and eat at least 3 times daily.
2- Sleep well; avoid any activity that will keep you up at night. Activities like clubbing, watching movies, playing games, vigil, etc.
3- Marry a good wife. Else, you wouldn't be able to do both No 1 & 2 above.


As for exercise, Lagosians are the masters when it comes to exercise; hustling for bus, standing in the BRT, avoiding KAI officials, playing football on environmental days, trekking from Idumota to Ajegunle during hold up, etc. Our lifestyle alone in lagos is exercising enough.


Lagosians, I hail o!

ladycomfort:
Good sex, money , care and big dick

Another imposter spotted!


Mods, oya make una come do the needful!

NarnieSnyper:
I so fvckn hate that 'hmmm' and 'lol'. Imagine where u tell a shawty 'I wish iu were here with me' and she go kon reply 'lol' . How tha fvck's that funny now. I hate boring and mono-syllabic replies more than homos#NoOffense. Had to delete d boring b*tch. I so fvckn hate that 'hmmm' and 'lol'. Imagine where u tell a shawty 'I wish iu were here with me' and she go kon reply 'lol' . How tha fvck's that funny now. I hate boring and mono-syllabic replies more than homos#NoOffense. Had to delete d boring b*tch.

Kk.

Others;

5- Cotard’s Delusion, “Walking Corpse Syndrome”.

Have you ever woken up and felt like death? Believe it or not there is a real disease that makes walking, talking people believe they are actually dead. People afflicted by this rare illness will be utterly convinced that they are missing internal organs, that they have no blood, or that they are completely dead.
It is though that Cotard’s delusion is caused by the part of the brain that recognises faces not functioning properly; when a person cannot recognise their own face they lose their sense of self and assume they are dead. Treatment includes a series of anti-depressants and in serious cases, electroconvulsive therapy.

6- Kuru Disease.
Did you ever think it could be possible to actually die from laughter? Neither did I, but the horrific Kuru disease makes this terrifying prospect a reality. Kuru is a neurological disease that infects the brain and causes the afflicted person to laugh uncontrollably, despite a feeling of depression. Someone infected with Kuru will also suffer from constant shakes, joint spasms and will eventually lose the ability to control their own body.
The disease is fatal and there is no known cure of treatment. The worst part of this disease is the way it is passed on; a human can only contract Kuru by eating the brain of another human infected with the disease. Tribal regions of Papa New Guinea are the only known areas where the disease is present, due to the tribe’s tradition of eating their relatives once they die.


For the rest, check the source: http://gidy.com/10-freaky-diseases-you-wont-believe-really-exist/8/