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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 3:04pm On Jan 10, 2016

MacJC:
Awon eleyi bloody gidi gan!

Even Olamide & d-jazzy sef are learners.

#no_contest!

Back to back, every trouble of mine then was a hit. Street ti take over, tucking in o jawo mo. Iyalaya any trouble maker! Mo ma murder any bagga! tongue

#Rapping in Badoo's voice#

Besides, where the heck have you been MacJC? You really scarce pass diesel gan ni! wink

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 2:59pm On Jan 10, 2016

avicky:
Lol. Osogbo ke?
Have a nice week.

By your comment you are Sunnypar.

Point of correction, he's not the original Sunnypar. He's Sunnypar remix! tongue

Lolz!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 2:57pm On Jan 10, 2016

TheSlyone:
Hehe. Was referring to Evathyst. You look cute by the way but Evathyst always look cutter from birth

And who's this Almighty judge? huh

How can you pitch me against my 1 & only bestie? No o! I can't bloody take that! How can I ever be 'cute' when I've never nursed any baby like she's done? undecided

Like the yoruba proverb used to say 'Eni tio ti ku, kole moru iku to ma pahun' If after nursing a child like my friend and I still retain this face of mine, then, I'd be in a position to compare myself with her.... So, thanks but no thanks!

@Avicky, bestie no vex abeg, forgive them all for they know not what they are saying. grin

Avicky, the cutest nursing mother! Tuale o!

Shey make I bring my hand down? wink

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 11:55pm On Jan 09, 2016

nitane25:
honey boo! I asked Aftr u oooooo....life is not like dt jare. no vexxxxxx biko... sighs

Issorait then! Your sins have been forgiven, so, go and sin no more. tongue

Artiscallyart has been busted just like Sunnypar. And ever since, his account has been deactivated by himself for himself and with himself. Who says our God answereth not prayers? cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 11:31pm On Jan 09, 2016

nitane25:
[color=#990000][/color] but y do I keep missing all d "important" dramas. Am often 3pages late. Lol... am kinda lost. resumption thins ooooooo....

My dearest friend! Happy new year to you o! cheesy

But you no dey try at all o! You no fit even ask of your person again. undecided

Shey na like this life be? undecided

I dey vex for you gan ni! undecided

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 11:25pm On Jan 09, 2016

avicky:
One new moniker said that, and she quoted it.

Someone is trying to call out all the trouble makers, i wonder why. Let me help the person call them. Fumstar, joseph310588 make una show, una other half dey call una.

Evathyst, stand by.

Davide470, anything can happen here. Permission is needed.

GoldenDr, i am loyal.

Thought my Oga promised all of you on my behalf that I wouldn't throw tantrums here this year? huh

It's not like I've not been tempted to break that promise though, but I still can't find a worthy e-opponent here. Should you find any, kindly notify me asap. I be lady and trouble na my work! tongue

Sunnypar, Rest in peace! Just like artisticallyart, you self don go down in history. grin

One by one, dem don dey go!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 2:29pm On Jan 09, 2016

gideonjeta:
Sunnypar, thank you boss! That is a more better and organized vacancy post! Thanks

Cheers!

More better? huh

#Asking in Avicky's voice#

STENON, I take God beg you, please do not hesitate to expose the so-called 'criminal' here make devil punish am small. The one that scammed my friend (Visiting Prof) is still on nairaland frolicking from one vacancy thread to another searching for potential victims. Would have exposed him though, but my Oga keeps saying it's not time yet. Maybe he wants to use the fry to catch a bigger fish. You know how strategist dem dey think nau.

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Politics › Re: #istandwithbuhari The Beginning Of Sycophancy by Evathyst(f): 10:48pm On Jan 08, 2016

IamPatriotic:
wetin dey pain you for whom anyone chooses to stand for or with? #istandwithBuhari 100%

Romance › Re: Guys: Upload A Picture Of Your Girlfriend, Let's See How Beautiful She Is. by Evathyst(f): 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2016

firstking01:
nairaland guys are all single, we know

Why won't you people be single when you guys wouldn't stop bashing we ladies. tongue

Money una no dey gree spend. Lolz! tongue

Romance › Re: Guys: Upload A Picture Of Your Girlfriend, Let's See How Beautiful She Is. by Evathyst(f): 9:28pm On Jan 07, 2016

Can I upload that of my lesbian girlfriend? tongue

Celebrities › Re: “don’t Turn Davido To An ATM, Get A Job” – Dr. Ola Balogun Tells Sophia Momodu by Evathyst(f): 11:47pm On Jan 06, 2016

dragonking2:
Most naija ladies are nothing but money hungry leeches who are willing to do anything to hook a rich guy just to turn him to their ATM....Men, shine your eyes... However, it is good for davido, marry and settle down with a decent hardworking lady you no gree.

Lamentation from a broke As* niggar! cheesy

You don't wanna take care of your bae, yet you want her to look good abi? God is watching you in 3D! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: “don’t Turn Davido To An ATM, Get A Job” – Dr. Ola Balogun Tells Sophia Momodu by Evathyst(f): 11:44pm On Jan 06, 2016

redcliff:
See the person saying another should get a job. He looks like a graduate that just walked the whole of Marina

You mean that beggar that always says 'Please complete my transport fare!' Lolz! grin

Nairalanders una get bad-mouth o! grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua’s Prophesy On North Korea by Evathyst(f): 6:15pm On Jan 06, 2016

cheruv:
North and South Korea remind me of the situation on the Korean peninsula btwn Goguryeo and Silla in 662 AD.
I'd not be surprised that rather than go South, the North Koreans would invade north to restore the glory of great goguryeo.

I guess you watched General Gye Baek abi? tongue

Here's another K-series comrade! Oya, chop knuckle!

Politics › Re: Interrogating The Budget Of Buharinomics, By Femi Aribisala - Premium Times by Evathyst(f): 12:55pm On Jan 06, 2016*

This is the first time that I'd be agreeing with Mr. Femi Aribisala on anything. huh

Truth be told, Buhari and his gang of imported ministers don't seem to mean well for this country. The APC from what I'm seeing is like the 'proverbial' ill wind that does everyone no good. undecided

How can you allocate more money to the ministry of propaganda sorry, information more than Agriculture? Almost everything they accused GEJ of, they have done the worse. undecided

Before anybody tags me a 'wailer' kindly do a background check on my previous post o. undecided

Next time any party comes with the 'change mantra' I think it has become imperative that we ask them 'Change from what condition to what condition?'.

Lemme summarise with the words of a philosopher whose name I don't seem to remember at the moment; 'The more things change, the more they remain the same'

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Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Davido In Hospital by Evathyst(f): 11:18am On Jan 06, 2016

onosprince:
Egbon david I hope say u no also sleep with lulu, if yes then RIP in advance.

'Egbon?'

How old do you think Davido is? Although I don't know your age, but I'm doubly sure you'd be way older than that spoilt brat.

If him like, make him post pinshure of lying in a coffin (Like Charlie Boy), ion give a rat as*!

Politics › Re: Why Members Of PDP Are Mostly Arrested In The Ongoing Fight Against Corruption by Evathyst(f): 11:04am On Jan 06, 2016

Point of correction OP! It's Dasuki and not 'Dansuki'

The Dasuki that shared our commonwealth like christmas goody is Col. Sambo Dasuk(Rtrd)
While the 'Dansuki' you erroneously mentioned is no other person than the indefatigable Hon. Daniel Asuquo a.k.a Dansuki (Federal Lawmaker representing Akampa/Biase federal constituency of cross river state).

Please oh! You people should be specific in your reports so as not to drag a good man's name down the mud. undecided

Sir, in case you're reading, forgive them for they know not what they are doing. tongue

And in case you're wondering why I'm painstakingly defending you Sir, it's that your yoruba female corper friend that worked at Akpet /Abini PU 002 during the voters card distribution exercise.

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Business › Re: Fraudsters Apprehended At First Bank In Aba While Trying To Scam A Woman- Photos by Evathyst(f): 11:00am On Jan 06, 2016

Here to check name, but was disappointed to find pinshure instead. huh

Proudly a member of Nairaland Association of Name checkers. tongue

Up NAN!
Progress!

Celebrities › How Aliko Dangote Made Olamide Prostrate To Don Jazzy. by Evathyst(op): 10:59am On Jan 06, 2016

It was great tantrum for everyone on the 1st of January when Olamide and Don Jazzy had a big fallout at the Headies 2015 while on Live International TV, and the fight spilled over to Twitter and made a bloody mess.

However, 2 days later, the two Record Label CEOs at the same time on Instagram and Twitter, released a photo along with a statement that said they had reconciled.

Their fans and colleagues were excited but if you re among those who have been wondering how this reconciliation happened,

However, little was it know that Billionaire and Africa’s Richest man, Aliko Dangote was the brain behind the reconciliation.

According to Laila’s Blog:

"I’m told that the picture we all saw of Olamide & Don Jazzy shaking hands was taken at Aliko’s place. Aliko Dangote stepped in for there to be peace. I’m also told that Olamide prostrated himself for Jazzy. Yes, my guy was shocked too when Olamide did that. All thanks to Dangote.I’m told Jazzy has been angry since the incident happened, infact he wasn’t even talking to people. He was angry especially because Olamide did something similar last year when Reekado Banks got the Headies 2014 Rookie award..."

Source: http://www.ngtrends.com/2016/01/how-aliko-dangote-made-olamide-prostrate-and-apologize-to-don-jazzy-before-reconciliation/.

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove.

Make una come read tori o!

Health › Re: Some Freaky Diseases You Won't Believe Really Exist. by Evathyst(op): 10:52am On Jan 06, 2016

Acecube:
Wow... amazing

Amazing you said? huh

Biko, what's 'amazing' in all these? undecided

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 10:38am On Jan 06, 2016

ravensckar:
Lolz @ 'Scandal'

That marauder of a guy (Uplead111) has got no chill at all. He spewed such lies that would make even the devil blush with embarrassment. Lolz!

Anyways, in all, I've learnt one or two lessons.

As for the e-fights, don't worry, you wouldn't be seeing much of Evathyst throwing tantrums here. My sources made me understand that her new year resolution negates that.

As for Avicky, old age wouldn't allow her embark on any e-expedition. So, we should all look forward to having an 'e-fight less' thread this year.

Signed:
Ravensckar,
Spokesman of Nairaland G-5 Group.

I'll always follow your command Sir! wink

But please, kindly tell all those small small boys make dem no provoke me o! Else, dem go push me to offend you ni o! wink

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