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These are proudly charley boy's

I feared flogging die. I remember wen i was li2 if i do smtin wrong, my mum will threaten 2 tell my dad. Oboy d moment i hear d sound of my dad's car, unexpected 'sh*t go begin catch me.

I cant just imagine it o because she will erase it dsame way she put otherwise will see my RED side

I jst cant imagine it o because she will erase it jst as she put it otherwise she'll see my RED side

Truckpusher: what's wrong with a veejay styled cake?

pervert!. Are u ok?

Truckpusher: what's wrong with a veejay styled cake?

pervert

I knw Nigeria produces alot of things though but im jst curious as 2 wot er of high need by other countries for exportation.

Ceasar1: In Bart's voice “People only obey table manners when they ain't hungry at all”

haba! Those guys in ur pic were almost dying of hunger na. If u er eva that hungry, then it is allowed. ("whispers" dnt tell anybody i permitted u oo.)

PrincessB1: *Dont scoop all rice grain from the plate .....*dont talk with food in your mouth

nice ones here. Thanks Princess

AGgal: I do number 5 sometimes when I'm eating alone at home especially when I'm in a hurry.

I can't resist number 7 sorry.

number 7 is honestly tempting.

Andyblaze:
It was one fateful day at Boston, I went for an interview as a sales guy during my studies...the lady was very cute...

Then as I was about to sit down she said that fdjkf$vdvxdlcuifblsdvd fhjcfntioohmhnbhg






#BITG

sorry, was i supposed to laugh?

ulaa: Hmmm! I don't think I can resist d temptation of cracking chicken bones, dat part of d table manners no be for me ooo

yea. Bt smtyms u find it very embarrassing. I as well dnt show mercy 2 d bones wen @ home

If you hear of table manners, d first thing that comes to your mind is '' dont talk while eating'' but seiously there is more to that. I will state some few ones i know and remember.

1. If your cuttlery falls down, dont pick it, simply ask for another one.

2. If you want to get something on the table and its closer to someone else, dont stretch your hand across the person, simply ask the person to pass it over to you.

3. Dont dip your bread into your tea. Take them separatly.

4. When drinking hot tea, dont drink from your teaspoon; its meant for stirring the tea. Stir your tea, blow it quietly and then sip.

5. When eating with tablespoon, dont fill up the spoon because it is not shovel. Make the spoon half-full so the grains dont fall off.

6. Irrespective of what you are eating, your mouth should not go to the food, instead, the food should come to your mouth.

7. We all know that bone marrow is good for your bones and teeth but when eating chicken, dont crack the bones in public.

8. When you want to sit in the dinning set, dont drag the dinning chair, it will be noisy, just support d chair at the back with one knee and pull.

Feel free to add urs.

Wot is 2 b done first?

These guys want to format our brains. abi?

greall1: it was discovered that people have actually turned ATMs into their
personal purses because nothing is charged. Somebody needs N500, or
N1000, he will go to ATM and withdraw, he needs N2000, he will go to
ATM and withdraw, so that in a day some people can patronise ATM
for up to four or ten times. That has created a huge cost burden for the
banks that issue the cards. It was becoming discouraging to them.




It is logic.
I don't believe the story. If I use ATM as a purse is my money. The charges is too much why not 20 to 30 naira.

No b crayfish

femcruz: Admist of all the crisis in the country, this is what cbn has to contribute.

every mallam wit him kettle. D guy is taking care of wot concerns him or is it his duty 2 magically or miraculously solve d proplems of dis country. Y nt try n solve d 1 in ur street n c.

otijah: i seriously blame APC for this nobody should quote me or ..

WTH concerns APC wit Ebola. Must u involve politics in dis?

Rikidony: WATs ma BIZZZNESS WITH HER OUTFIT.........

y must u comment if its nt ur business?

Pixure or 'I DONT BLIVE IT'

folamee: Pls somebody help,where can I download korea film for free,am so broke nd tired of buying a season for 150.d most most annoying part is that I just bought heirs1,2 nd each of d season is not up to 2hrs nd think it has up to 4 or 5 seasons.pls save a soul biko I need to watch d remaining part buh no money. Thanks

Pls dont cry 2much its jst 3 seasons.

duchess3: Am sooo in love wit korean movies.....plz who has seen THE HEIRS ?(Lee Min Ho) I really want 2 see dat movie...#teamkoreanmovies#

yea trust Lee Min Ho na. D movie is very interesting

I've always wondered why we concentrate on heavy things in our relationships and tend to ignore those little ones that even matter the most. For instance, even if as a guy you get your girl everything she wants and you dont tell her her you love her or give her a peck/kiss on your going out and/or coming back, she really will not be happy. Sometimes ladies might just get angry and you will be wondering what happend. These and many other are little things that matter in a relationship.
Share those little things your partener ignores.

T-smooth:
Hmmm.... How did you even graduate with this your rubbish English? Why won't they reject you?

if u have any advice to give do so, but if u dnt pls shut ur TRAP and dnt find faults.

Chiscomax: please, how can i open a new nairaland account? what is the website of nairaland?





before we got married, she lost her virginity because of curve2, now bb10 don show, wetin we go do?

guy u er finished.

Bike riders commonly known as okada riders are a set of people that have their ways of getting @ people with their words especially. What comes to ur mind when u hear d word "Bike Riders"? Share ur experience.

Akexstinger: @ eve62, are u from the oil republic?...u shud know me if u were once in PTI...this is stinger

Yea dis is eve in Env.

Its good 2 know u guys dont really mind but d day she raises her voice @ u, ull start 2 tink its because of d age diff. Im i wrong?

Many guys dont like the idea of their girlfriends (or wives) being older than they are. Many think these ladies wont respect them or maybe as time goes on they (the ladies) will become more matured. Share your views

Cant even tink of cos i wnt fyn a 2rd him. Ill miss his luv, care his sweet words, telling me hw much he luvs and adore me, d way we play, quarrel infact evrytin abt him.he's my best friend

Yes o! Wlcmi d gr8 oil republicans on board.

This is so lovely. M.J is ever beautiful