₦airaland Forum

FrancisTony:
Happy married life Okechukwu Chukwudi Ukeje.

e be like say you know am reach house as u sabi him full name.

Studentsvoice:
occultic man.....spits#

na poverty dey wori you. Besides who gives you d right to judge. Mtchew!

Cutehector4u:
Passing how?

sorry passing out. It has been modified

Im currently serving in benue state and ive heard people saying that batch A corp members will be passing in march 2014 becos of the forth coming elections. Pls how true is it. If you have useful info pls share.

STENON:
I hate anything that is related to Biology.

My colleagues and Teachers in secondary evn knw abt it. I transferred the hatred frm the subject to the teacher.


Mathematics is my best frnd forever and ever....

STENON:
I hate anything that is related to Biology.

My colleagues and Teachers in secondary evn knw abt it. I transferred the hatred frm the subject to the teacher.


Mathematics is my best frnd forever and ever....

lol

STENON:
Biology....

Biology....


Biology....

biology...


And finally BIOLOGY is my worst subject....

mathematics is my best subject

babe biology was 1 of my favorites. Loved it

Harbioollah:
I really hated Chemistry a lot but i always pass it.
But Yoruba was the subject i never passed in Sec skul. Highest i ever got throughout my 6yrs then was D7.

reminds me of geography. Oboy, dat subject was very boring and confusing.

ammyluv2002:
Igbo Language. ...got F9 (WAEC & NECO)

hahahaha this got me laffing

When i was in secondary school then, my chemistry teacher was a weirdo and he made me had dislike for the subject. Lets hear yours.

Codedboy95:
Let's call L the length of the slope : L = sqrt(4^2
+ 3^2) = 5 squares
R is the ball's radius : R = 1 square
The perimeter : P = 2*Pi*R = 6.28 squares
The "percentage of rolled ball on the slope" :
T = L/P = 0.796 = 79.6%
So the rolled angle A : A = T*360 = 286
degrees
Then, as the hole on the ball is hard to mesure with
squares, I used pixels. It's 25 pixels large, when 7
squares are 255 pixels large.
I got l the hole size (at the top) :
l = (7*25)/255 = 0.686 squares
So : the hole angle equals the angle in the top corner of
the isosceles triangle, wich have as base : the hole, and
as top corner the center of the ball. Trigonometry :
tan(a/2) = (l/2)/R
a/2 = arctan((l/2)/R)
= 0.33 radians
a/2 = 19 degrees
Finnaly :
A-a/2 = 267
A+a/2 = 305 degrees
and 180 < 267 < 305 < 360+180
"half turn" < "rolled angle +/- hole size" < "one and a half"
When the ball is above the D-man, it doesn't strand into
the hole. So D survives.

hm! Na wa o

I think C and D will die

Wonderlands:
atleast a drop out whose family is rich wealthy and living well. not like that gets f*cked everyday, na your mama give me f9 abi?

thanks 4 admitting being a drop-out and brag with ur own wealth not ur family's.

Wonderlands:
it's either you have no brain or you can't make use of your brain

with ur brain u still had f9 in ur english subject(cos dey only use ''course'' in higher inst. and u er jst a drop-out). His holiness Guru wonderlands.

God help him

Wonderlands:
hmmmmm bush girl what is offhand? una go dey form fine and una nor get anytin for brain. correct word is 'off by heart' or 'by heart' the off is optiional. please learn. you dont have to thank me. you welcome already

Hw does dat answer her question? And BTW if u knw english u will knw dat it is either ''off hand'' or ''by heart'' and der's absolutely notin like ur ''off heart''. Hw will u knw wen u did nt even finish ur secondary education and u hv d guts 2 insult and correct.

kibi:
I just want to know if its compulsory as some people don't have the gift of retentive memory in this regard.

its actually necessary not to show you have retentive memory but for emergencies.

Mtcheeeeeew! Crap

People must talk. Keep rorking babe and have a safe delivery.

Mrtemple pls take heart. God will grant u ur heart desires and give u d heary 2 bear d loss of ur dad.

mumumugu:
in getting unwanted pregnancy

hmm! Jst like ur name.

Ilovenigeria:
As a result of of the Asaba road block, there was heavy traffic on the bridge so there was no vehicular movement hence the vibration.

oh i see.

Ilovenigeria:
I have been in traffic now for over 4 hours.its not even moving at all. I heard the road was blocked because of Asaba election. The bridge is shaking and it seems it's going to rain. I am scared ooo.

Where is our second Niger bridge?

wait o. I thot u said ''shaking'', hw com wot i see here is ''traffic'' or u dont u knw d diff? jst asking (no offence)

natureblack:
I can't remember stating that I culled it from one of my numerous novels.




Oh yes,it's one of many love stories that evolved in my life.Believe it or not,the call is yours





#MONIQUE

well, it sounded like one from a novel. Not bad though.

natureblack:
I was 17 then and the romantic kiss was with my neighbor's girl-friend Monique,though she is two years older and an Ethiopian.




It was on a romantic Sunday afternoon,then my dadda and momma was away on a family meeting and I was all alone and lonely(bored though,and never knew what was coming my way).She came around to borrow a novel(I had a million of it then) .I gave to her the one she wanted,and as she was going she blew me a kiss,I was amazed and I drew her by her left arm to my chest.The stage got set for the following conversation.




NATURE- do you know that people that throw kiss are hopelessly lazy?

MONIQUE-really,I don't know

NATURE-You said ?

MONIQUE-I said I don't know (her voice was higher)

NATURE-sorry,I can't read lips unless they are touching mine

MONIQUE-I get your drift boy,but hope you remember King-Boy(my neighbor) is my boy-friend?

NATURE-sure I know,what you have with him is history but what I have with you is chemistry.(though I was scared,but confidence was my watchword)

MONIQUE-you are flirting with me

NATURE-am not flirting with you,I'm just being extra nice to some-one who is extra attractive.


She looked calm and confused,and I felt I had to make a move(though I was still scared)


NATURE-the space between your fingers are meant to be fixed with mine.

I fixed my left fingers into her right fingers,and I used my right fingers to brush through her long hair that cascaded down to her succulent-looking bre.ast .


NATURE-excuse me,if I go straight this way,will I be able to reach your heart?(I said as I squeezed her left bre.ast)


MONIQUE-why are you doing this to me ?(she said with her eyes closed)


NATURE-my parent told me that my destiny is in my hands,and I should be conscientious with HER.


We started kissing and care.ssing each other.That moment I became muddled and thrown into the state of OBLIVION.


DISCLAIMER-The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon,but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.


When I came back from oblivion,I found out that she was only left with her pan.tie,and I was left with nothing.

NATURE-though your pan.tie looks good on you,but they would look better on the floor.


Immediately I took off her pan.tie the next thing I heard in a very faint voice .......



MONIQUE-pls take me now,I really need to feel you now.......take me,take me,take me,ooooooosh,Jesus Christ.





We got down and subsequently got into a secret relationship that ended with a handsome looking boy that is now a brainy.She is now happily married to a Canadian sailor and they are based in Denmark.






#MONIQUE

is dis actually ur story or from one of ur plenty novels?

ATOB:
Im on my bed right now.
Busstop how?
Morning.

bus stop i.e u go wait tire. Long tins.

Bros u go tai 4 bus stop o

samseen02:
somebody should help me summarize this

in summary, he say u no get sense. Simple.

samseen02:
somebody should help me summarize this

in summary, he say u no get sense. Simple

twaintoy:
NYSC is a waste of time. Infact, its a total waste, a failure. Make dem just scrap am.

because u drop out abi?

Crispels:
U saved 120k and u dey happy??





I know of people that saved 5m

ur ancestors i guess

engrfcuksmtin:
March 24th

march 24 too. 9ce