I will say marry ur girlfriend now so that you can do all u want to do with her. In short she will pay on bed every 9t 4 starving u. 1st check ur status HIV n odas o.

imagine. New job without NYSC cos of 1st class. lata dey will say no employment. where did dey c dis particular employment? corruption in d highest order. We nid 3 2 10yrs experience. NONSENSE

lalasticlala:
Check out the hot gist that came with this photo, guys! Baba T, for his big wedding that brought the big stars - Davido, Patoranking, Big Brother Tayo Faniran and Lilian Afegbai to Warri today rocked a 3 piece suit that was hand made by Ermenegildo Zegna and worth £17000 (N4,930,000).

Pictured below is him and his beautiful bride and Warri billionaire Ayiri Emami who was his best man. N4.9m for just the suit! That's some people's entire wedding budget!!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/photo-warri-mogul-baba-t-rocked-n49m.html?m=1

if his suit is £4.9m den how much is the bride gown?

virginboy1:
Eight years ago when I got the news that my mum was pregnant,I was devastated,while everybody were busy expressing the mantra "every child is a blessing".I wasn't happy because another child from a family of 7 will be coming to join this difficult society and as the first Issue of the Family I wasn't comfortable due to the unforseen burden I was going to carry.I pondered over it and got over it with time.

Fast Forward to this year 2015,I just got a news that my mom is pregnant again.
As the 1st child,I am really worried,perplexed and scared.Why?"Finance Responsibilities".

I wonder why many parent create burdens for the first child knownily and unknownily.Moreover,I am still a student.Am disappointed in my dad though.
Also,my mom is in her late 40s,I am afraid of her health,at times I do feel pity and sad for her whenever she walks with weakness and tiredness.

Please all expereinced and knowlegable nairalanders,I need your opinion,discretion,assertions and adviced on this issue please.Thank You.

lol. last born tins. dey want children 2 b by dem always if all the 7children Don marry walk or school or life. mk dey know say children dey house 2 shout. its beta no marriage pressure on you cos of oda kids. lol

It's parents bundling or mum and child bundling or dad and child bundling. go get urs if it pain u.

rituals. rituals. rituals

small girl dey won't leave her. dey still rape her. re dis men cursed beyond repairs

No, no, no, tonto u need MFM seriously 2 pray n cast. no more skimming dress 2 church cos it will be so serious binding n casting. lol. nw Mrs tonto seun

fp. at last. RIP Bros

lilmaxfidel:
green, yellow, lipton or bush tea

bush tea. I don't know d difference between green and yellow. re dey not all from d bush?

Guy , yes it's not announced bt if u re working dr 4 long u will be given job on tym. I also have a neighbour working 4 FAAN 4 2yrs bt will soon be admitted n I am working 4 defence 4 2yrs 2 n just did the recruitment process in November last year. n

lilmaxfidel:
THIS HAVE CONFIRMED MY SUSPICIONS THAT S.E.U.N IS CRUSHING ON TONTO..
NO TONTO'S THREAD THAT DOES NOT HIT FPAGE..
EVEN THE ONE THAT SAYS "TONTO DIKEH POOHS FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR"
AH NA HER SHIT WE WAN SMELL?

BAN LOADING ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
BUT I DON TALK MY MIND

no. her name has changed from Miss 2 Mrs Tonto Seun. buy my tea 2 o.

d pikin no fit sit 1 place. e Don cause trouble 4 d mama.

No b fish price we want na PMS PETROLEUM PRICES CRASHES OR SLASHES DOWN

bustyhelen:
Pix from:

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/01/women-women-womenwould-you-put-ring-on.html?m=1


I get liver but I no fit do this kind thing ooo. I can toast a guy I like but can never propose to a guy.

Babez can u?

if you allow me, I go do am. men will say we re cheap if we ask dem out by wooing dem.

na ofada rice we eat. The only disadvantage is it can't enjoy it on fried rice. bt nice. We got ours from agenebode Edo state n picked. no sand.

emusmith:
hahaha...Newton's 3rd Law states: To every Action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

In our case, To every thread on a particular gender, there is an equal and opposite thread on the other gender, of course.

So, This is a Counter Attack to the other thread, 8 male behaviors that annoy women.

Men too have what annoys them...


Below are some:


1. Disobedience To Instructions:

This trait is as old as Adam. Eve introduced it and see where we are today.
He tells you, buy food items with this money, on her way to the market, she sees shoes, and spends the money on it. Simple Instruction Neglected (SIN)


2. Negligence

Some ladies are so carefree and negligent. They have the whole day(during weekends) to clean the house but it's when they see the hobby's car coming in that they remember to start cleaning. Neglecting to watch what their kids bring back from school is very costly. Neglecting to really have a tet-a-tet chat with their teenage daughter have negative consequence.


3. Laziness

This is normal. But being too lazy isn't! I believe women that knows they're lazy should at least get a house help or something. You see a well dressed mum walking with dirty children, and you wonder! Or enter the house and begin to feel like leaving the next minute.


4. Flippancy

The way some ladies/ women talk sometimes, it is as if there is an award if
you win the argument...lol...
I asked a girl once, How's your day? I sat there for the next 45 minutes... lol...this is lovely if Only you love the person sha....... But some women can talk oooo!


5. Over Estimation Of Self

This has more to do with ladies. Some of them think they're just OKAY and don't need any adjustment, even if they need, it won't come from you! So get into husby's house with that and they're "humbled"...You read their PM, "I am okay the way I am."
I believe in adjustment even as I love to learn new things...This attitude in these set of ladies stem from their LOW SELF esteem personality. (To find them? Those that'll quote me on this )


6. Pessimism

Some ladies find it fun to say words like this , OMG, I'm so dead or It's over for me...I know guys do it too...but if you notice, ladies do it more when with a guy to get Pity or Petting.
This is not good as there will be times when the man will need you to be optimistic. Two wrongs can't make a right!


7. Gossip

Hehehehe! It's like this is the main one. Most Ladies are naturally inclined to gossip. It's like food to them... Do you know Linda Ikeji or Wendy (In the US), it's plain modernised version of gossips!
They gossip everything that walks by...


8. Sarcasm

Don't take to heart everything a lady says... most times she says things she doesn't really mean outa emotions... Ladies are good at sarcasm. They say things and want you to guess it out...Not all guys are good at guesses... They like you but frown at you or ignore you as if they hate you...That's Sarcasm.
Guys don't like it, ladies.

I hope I've been lenient enough in this list...

Guys, open up, Air your views...

u didn't add dt dey love lies 2 truth wen woe. dts ladies

kristein:
of recent...about a couple of days ago..I basically made a write up of the best top 10 courses and hot cake in nigeria as at today..

but I have finally,come up with another write up of the top 10 worst degrees with lowest potential for employment in nigeria as at today

certainly,there is no degree that guarantees one job in & by itself however given the current economic situation and the fast pace of economic and technological shift in the continent and nigeria in particular there are degrees you would be better off not investing your time and resources to acquire as opportunities affected in those areas are increasingly getting eroded...if however you have a degree in any of them and finding it tough to make career headway it's time to put on your thinking cap
1 General Arts;
this cover anything from art history to painting/sculpture in the western world and developed countries having a degree in the arts could fetch one decent job opportunities several years ago..after the depression however with many european economic still sttuggling to recover it's becoming increasingly tough to find opportunities for majors in such areas like archeology,painting/fine art,history et cetera.

the opportunities for these sort of degrees are shrinking and people with the academic credentials thinking to get themselves a job in related field would have to do a cot of innovative and pro active thinking.
career counsellors advise those who want to study such things as art,dance,and music to have a specific strategy...sometimes a way out could be getting a higher degree(such as masters).

2 Humanities and liberal Arts;
if you love sitting and thinking about the intricacies of life and expounding on theories of existence or analysing political theories and events there may not be enough opportunities to do that in real life with your philosophy or political science degree to earn good money..
Humanities and liberal Art degree courses like Anthropology,political science,philosophy and many more do not give the graduates who passes them specific in road into the employement market..unlike professional courses like engineering,and the business field having a degree in any of the humanities may not really point one to a specific career direction.

3 Education;
unless you are willing to take higher degrees and pursue teaching opportunities at higher levels of the education ladder having an education degree is hardly going to get you the best jobs.
the only ways a graduate degree holder in education will do better is either to go for higher qualification and try to break into higher level teaching or do a career switch entirely and go for higher qualification in a different field that has more career prospects.

4 Religious studies;
Given the way churches and self styled pastors are springing up in every nook and cranny it should appear that splurging money on a religious studies degree will present the holder with bright prospects...however nothing can be further from the truth..except you are willing to plunge in and open your own church down the street,becoming a quran clutching preacher et cetera...there are hardly any existing opportunities for you to explore if you have a religiouss studies degree and wish to exploit opportunities there in.

5 Mass communication;
In considering mass communication we had a struggle with choosing a few other courses ahead of mass communication but at the end the argument was too much against mass communication degree.
the increasing introduction of media technology is eating away at the former strongholds of mass communication graduates..reporters and journalist find the rug being gradually pulled of their feet as bloggers and writers who hitherto knew nothing about mass communication.

take over the business of news discovering and sharing newspaper and television are no longer holding the baton in exclusive control of the media business...for mass comm.majors who wish to find and pursue the right career day need to understand the change in mass media and communication tools and acquire the right skills.
other worst course are;
6 botany
7 social studies
8 english literature
9 zoology
10 forest and wildlife management(wonderwhat you wana do with these,mayb you will use the certificate for cutting of woods in the forest)

nonsense, education is d bedrock of all studies.

Ishilove:

Source: http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/01/new-years-day-chronicles-of-blog.html?m=1

Wat I will say is let go. God will surely intervene n fight for you. men re deceivers. He brought fake parents. His parents re dead. God knows all. don't wait for him. get urself employed n train ur children. u will travel rud d world wen God opens the way.

Is he looking for employment? lol. cute without madness on suit. lol

Pepsi nko?

abelbriggs:

I av done my research and am well informed for ur info I av muslim friends from different sates of the north, I av lived in three northern states I spent six years plus there. Pls read Taqqiya n hudna to start with then get an English copy of the quran. Thank you

guy I am a northern 2 do core. from Kaduna. I have lived my 14yrs dr. so don't tell me rubbish. I was a Muslim b4 becoming a christian. mk ur research 1st. dts all.

abelbriggs:

I DARE U, ANOTHER LIE

guy ur body dey hot. go cool am. mk ur research and come back to mk mouth. lol lol

[quote author=M4gunners post=29225116]OGA AD FACTS I MAY LIKE TO BELIVED YOU,I CAN'T YET UNTIL BOKO HARAM DROPS THEIR WEPONS.






lol. DEY CALL DEM EXTREMIST COS DEY FEEL DEY RE FIGHTING FOR GOD. N GOD DID NOT SEND DEM MSG. REMEMBER GOD IS PEACE. BELIEVE ME, ISLAM IS PEACE

MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ISLAM IS TOTALLY 4 PEACE AND HARMONY NT HARAM. D SO CALLED ISIS AND BOKO HARAM HAVE NO CAUSE OF FIGHTING. DEY RE OUT DR 2 INFLICT PAINS ON ODAS. DEY RE SAYING DEY WANT TO CHANGE A ALREADY MUSLIM COUNTRY 2 A MUSLIM COUNTRY WC DOES NOT MK SENSE. DEY VE TURNED D HOLY QURAN UPSIDE DOWN. MUSLIM BROTHERS HAD PROTECTED ST CATHERINE CONVENT IN 15TH CENTURY B4. I AM A CHRISTIAN BT SUPPORT TRUTH. I HAVE FRIENDS DT RE MUSLIMS N SINGS CHRISTIAN SONGS. PLEASE LET DR B PEACE IN OUR HEARTS.

MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ISLAM IS TOTALLY 4 PEACE AND HARMONY NT HARAM. D SO CALLED ISIS AND BOKO HARAM HAVE NO CAUSE OF FIGHTING. DEY RE OUT DR 2 INFLICT PAINS ON ODAS. DEY RE SAYING DEY WANT TO CHANGE A ALREADY MUSLIM COUNTRY 2 A MUSLIM COUNTRY WC DOES NOT MK SENSE. DEY VE TURNED D HOLY QURAN UPSIDE DOWN. MUSLIM BROTHERS HAD PROTECTED ST CATHERINE CONVENT IN 15TH CENTURY B4. I AM A CHRISTIAN BT SUPPORT TRUTH. I HAVE FRIENDS DT RE MUSLIMS N SINGS CHRISTIAN SONGS. PLEASE LET DR B PEACE IN OUR HEARTS. [b]MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ISLAM IS TOTALLY 4 PEACE AND HARMONY NT HARAM. D SO CALLED ISIS AND BOKO HARAM HAVE NO CAUSE OF FIGHTING. DEY RE OUT DR 2 INFLICT PAINS ON ODAS. DEY RE SAYING DEY WANT TO CHANGE A ALREADY MUSLIM COUNTRY 2 A MUSLIM COUNTRY WC DOES NOT MK SENSE. DEY VE TURNED D HOLY QURAN UPSIDE DOWN. MUSLIM BROTHERS HAD PROTECTED ST CATHERINE CONVENT IN 15TH CENTURY B4. I AM A CHRISTIAN BT SUPPORT TRUTH. I HAVE FRIENDS DT RE MUSLIMS N SINGS CHRISTIAN SONGS. PLEASE LET DR B PEACE IN OUR HEARTS. [/b]MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS ISLAM IS TOTALLY 4 PEACE AND HARMONY NT HARAM. D SO CALLED ISIS AND BOKO HARAM HAVE NO CAUSE OF FIGHTING. DEY RE OUT DR 2 INFLICT PAINS ON ODAS. DEY RE SAYING DEY WANT TO CHANGE A ALREADY MUSLIM COUNTRY 2 A MUSLIM COUNTRY WC DOES NOT MK SENSE. DEY VE TURNED D HOLY QURAN UPSIDE DOWN. MUSLIM BROTHERS HAD PROTECTED ST CATHERINE CONVENT IN 15TH CENTURY B4. I AM A CHRISTIAN BT SUPPORT TRUTH. I HAVE FRIENDS DT RE MUSLIMS N SINGS CHRISTIAN SONGS. PLEASE LET DR B PEACE IN OUR HEARTS.

[b][/b]

Oh.! she is looking for a cable guy 2 Not 2 mk her a virgin. lol

aniagoluaustin:

hmmmmm..ok aunty

lol

aniagoluaustin:

abeg I no b bros oh..I b young boy...smh

lol. calm am. u go get dr.

[quote author=aniagoluaustin post=29178727] well i respect dat[




thanks bros

aniagoluaustin:
yes..:-D

ok. no problem bt 4 d girls dt want u to c dem n not me.

Yes. its decent n mature. must u c my shape always?