₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Lmao!

My elder sister has changed her horn countless times. One particular time during traffic, she was in the process of honking it when it died, yet again. My sis said her voice turned to a horn that day. Whenever one of this crazy Lagos danfos came too close to her, she would immediately shriek at the top her voice "watch, watch!!" If the vehicles preceding were too slow in moving, or pedestrians were hesitant in crossing in front her vehicle, she would stick out her head out of the window and bawl "mooove!!". Very traumatic experience, according to her.

Even Dad has changed horns a couple times. He uses 'eba power' to honk that thing, because, according to him, "some people's case have already been concluded in the spirit realm. They are just looking for who will finish it up in the physical" and he refuses to be the scapegoat for such people.

MrBigPrick:
Let them free the man jorr. Afterall he was the REAL secret reason we cured Ebola which is why dem attack him for spoiling their market.

Secondly most of the dead body are not Nigerians but freaking xenophobic Southafricans..

Akbee:
dats one of the products of fame.im not a big fan of wizkid though but i do admire sum of his works..By the way dat girl rli rli overstepped her boundary oh..she actually showed one of the signs of heat period in female farm animals..(agricultural science n biology were my favourite)
see as wizkid dey twist body to excape..no worries junior!!enjoy!more shows more hugs..
AND FOR u OUT THERE!
IF UR A NIGERIAN MUSICIAN N UR YET TO BE HUGGED BY A FAN WHILE ON STAGE OWING TO UR POOR PERFORMANCE N UNINSPIRATIONAL SONGs..ur audience dey boo u n u stl blame it on ur village juju??oops uv bn in d industry for ages but ur fanbase is just ur family members n few friends who only wan to please u
Im afraid music isnt ur calling,u can mk it in other sectors.dont forget dis,Alot of Nigerian taxi drivers earn more dan some of ur so-called musicians on a daily basis.Its a well known fact that unemployment is one of the factors responsible for the upsurge in the numbers of Nigerian musicians.
... dont waste ur time on wot u no is not ur calling! music no be by force oh!

Akbee:
dats one of the products of fame.im not a big fan of wizkid though but i do admire sum of his works..By the way dat girl rli rli overstepped her boundary oh..she actually showed one of the signs of heat period in female farm animals..(agricultural science n biology were my favourite)
see as wizkid dey twist body to excape..no worries junior!!enjoy!more shows more hugs..
AND FOR u OUT THERE!
IF UR A NIGERIAN MUSICIAN N UR YET TO BE HUGGED BY A FAN WHILE ON STAGE OWING TO UR POOR PERFORMANCE N UNINSPIRATIONAL SONGs..ur audience dey boo u n u stl blame it on ur village juju??oops uv bn in d industry for ages but ur fanbase is just ur family members n few friends who only wan to please u
Im afraid music isnt ur calling,u can mk it in other sectors.dont forget dis,Alot of Nigerian taxi drivers earn more dan some of ur so-called musicians on a daily basis.Its a well known fact that unemployment is one of the factors responsible for the upsurge in the numbers of Nigerian musicians.
... dont waste ur time on wot u no is not ur calling! music no be by force oh!

podosci:
what nonsesnse talk, how can PDP summon a minister,,,,,i though it was only the national assembly and President that have that power......was it PDP that appointed him?

Soneh: will read later when I'm done with my exam

Vstuffs: must you quote me ...maybe you are the one turning it to a juvenile site

So you expect me to start writing a long epistle..and end up in page 2


Guy go learn how to do....fastest finger

Ceasar1: Sweet old times, I Loooove Sega.
I can't ever forget ‘Dshoot’ or ‘LawnBall’ from the soccer - commentary.

caseless: consensual agreement btw both party.
Sexual cohesiveness btw the opposites.
They mean, sexual principle of reciprocity.
Infact, they mean no sexual militancy and insurgency.
They mean holo-sexual relativity.
I swear, they mean effusion of 'yeses'.
They are saying sexual desiderata . What the law preaches is romantic uniformitarianis. Infact, it encourages holo-hayalenal sexual acceptance. The law is frictional to rapemaniac, the law envices posterior and anterior compromise, they mean conspicous YES, as in, existentialistic YES is the case here. Like 'hemorhagic yes' is what they're talking about...Etc.
Hope u understand now.

consultancy: all des prophecies seff ar nt reali prophecies in d ryt sense. just a study of a situation and making a likely guess of wat myt happen as a resultant effect. even wit eyes closed,we all knw d situation Nigeria is in nw and what it would likely yield in a couple of yrs

POPE II: How many times are we going to talk about this and have the same topic on the FP ?

therealdeal: KING HARZZY YOU ARE A BIG FOOL. HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JESUS IN SUCH AN ILL MANNER. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RELIGION? YOU BETTER REPENT AND ALLOW JESUS CHRIST COME INTO YOUR LIFE BEFORE IS TOO LATE FOR YOU. LOOK AROUND THE WORLD, IS IT NOT YOUR ISLAM THAT IS CAUSING TROUBLE EVERYWHERE? USE YOUR DUMB BRAIN AND KNOW THAT IS A RELIGION OF HATRED AND THE EARLIER THE BETTER FOR YOU. BUY A BIBLE AND READ FOOL. IF NA VIRGINS YOU WANT, SATAN GO USE YOUR ASS FOR SUYA WITH CAMEROON PEPPER. AND PLEASE NEXT TIME USE CAPITAL LETTER WHEN ADDRESSING JESUS. BE LIKE YOU NO GO SCHOOL. YOU STARTED IT SO NO HATING MAN! ABEG IF JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY HIT LIKE.

lil max: I hate it when a gal tells me 'nothing' its so annoying

Victoriousvic: Abeg, what are they practicing? Religion or bondage?

Chai! What's my own sef?
Most of his members don't even have the money to celebrate it, so it makes no difference.

Sirniyeh: If you open the hearts of virtually most top succeessful business and politician people in this country, you will be amazed at lots of bitterness caused by Obasanjo during his reign of power.

TVT KOKO: abeg spare me dat rubbish. U wan tel me say during Jesus tym,that kind music no dey exist?abi dem tel u say bros J ma no go party wey im for perform miracles?