₦airaland Forum

TechBaron:
I recently had an episode with one.

Single mum of one. Her marriage lasted less than 6 months and the ex husband blocked her everywhere and has even abandoned their 5 year old kid.

She tried enticing me with gifts and some dramaric nollywood style of love.. But deep inside, I knew there was something wrong with the lady, I sha wanted to see what made baba to run within a span of 6 months, and even abandoned his kid

Everything was going well, till she started showing me her true character.

Omoh. I need not go into details...

See ehn.. Run from anything single mother. Even the one that you made, just run.

I repeat, RUN..

Me I sha dey here to observe😂

Okay.

phoneport:

Married Men are now endangered species

The Sole Owners of the "Royal Niger Company".

STEWpid:
Gracias,,

You are welcome Sweet One.

STEWpid:
Chai..

...yea, the thugger had to drop valuables for other un-caught thieves in a bid to evade being smoke-suyad,,

...and the earth was already licking mouth for her fresh blOod in the area.

So, no way to impress one mgbeke today?

Chai...

This Sweet Lady.

Your Sense Of Humor is topnotch.

Bobloco:
A bag of cement is now ₦10,000.

One bundle of zinc is now ₦85,000.

2x2 wood is now ₦2,000.

2x4 wood is now ₦4,000.

Fascia board is now ₦5,000.

12mm rod is now ₦15,000.

A trip of sand is now ₦70,000.

Mason daily pay is now ₦8,000.

Labourer daily pay is now ₦4,000.

Economic Context

Minimum wage is now ₦70,000.

Why would a Mason and Labourer be collecting such ridiculous amount.

A Mason should receive at least N10,000 daily while a Labourer should receive at least N5000 daily.

In Highbrow Areas like Island and it Extensions, Some Professional Masons receives N15,000 daily while Labourers receives N8000 To N10,000 daily.

Back to the Topic

Where i reside, The cheapest One Plot Of Land in the neighborhood is N35 Million.

So you have your answer.

Lol Corruption fighting Corruption

What A Majestic Building.

It's kind of similar to Silicon Valley.

Another OBJ HEIST.

These ones Times it by Four lol

Femack:
A car that was in my care was stolen on the (1st of may.2025)still difficult for me to explain how all this happened,I parked at a popular junction here in benin city,at ulegun market junction immediately after bridge idogbo,upper sakponba, its around 9:pm i quietly parked at the junction just for me to cross to an aboki man joint to get a fast indomie,I perfectly central locked the motor and locked the steering neck,the key was with me just for me to cross back the car was no-where to be found,with alot of my belongings and people's money inside a cash of above 1.8million was hide under the center sit, including 3posmachine power Bank my shop key inside
It's a [b][/b]a Toyota sienna 2006model dark blue color,still in tears writing this message because the car was just brought back from workshop where I upgraded it and spray it newly,it just a day interval.
If anyone has any details at all in recovering this car should help me out, already report to the police.

REG.NUMBER..KWC123SV
Chassis number.4T3ZF19C63U540686
ENGINE NUMBER.1MZ8155626
I don't have the recent picture of it but is as clean as this one I uploaded

One Of My Most Worrisome PTSD.

I can never leave anything i value so much out of my Sight in public places again. Sigh!

Any situation which will make me leave my Car out of my sight. That means the Car has Tracker, Steering Lock, Pedal Lock and A Very Potent Theft Protection Juju inside the Car.

Once bitten twice shy. Some Nigerians can be very Evil, So one has to be up to the Task.

Pickup8:
You people don't know the cordial relationship between the northerns and child bearing.
Our gateman in my office is earning 45k and have 9 children. I have notice since last month that that woman is pregnant again as she sells her roasted corn in the junction.

Allow them to breed more.

Factory workers, Gateman and All are needed and will be in abundance.

It's a Win Win Situation for the Elite, Wealthy and The Rich Class.

Obavoh:
Since Bandits attacked my village last year, we had to abandon the 2 bedroom home that I built.

We have moved into the main town and I managed to rent a small but spacious room for my growing family.

The problem is that me, my wife and children all sleep in the same room now. This has affected the Romance between my wife and I.

The older children sleep on the floor and our last 2 babies sleep on the same bed with us. We demarcated the bed with a small curtain for privacy.

I have to make sure the children are asleep before I can touch my wife but I always feel the older children are light sleepers. Since we moved here I have not been successful in showing love to my wife.

Out of frustration, my wife and I started bathing together around 5a.m in the morning but the landlord warned me seriously and said such a thing is forbidden in his Gida so we stopped.

I work Monday to Sunday during the day so I only have night time to spend with my wife. I am losing my happiness.

Low IQ human beings are known for making poor decisions. It's normal, So i won't blame you because it's just life.

You are acting based on your programming.

uuzba:
Indians don't give a F**k about Nigerians
To them, they believe we are clueless discooridinated ANIMALS.
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Iron ore is in our country.
Yet we could not come together as a people to mine the ore and create a factory
for steel production. We were busy importing "shiny" things from overseas.
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Now that Indians have used their INVESTMENT MONEY to setup the company,
Nigerians are complaining of N20k salary.
Are they Father Christmas?
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They will continue to break great strides in Nigeria and treat us AS ANIMALS in our own land.
Our own government will NEVER support us.
In fact, our government will send our own police to BEAT SHIT out of us if we ever complain
or protest.
They've seen it happen multiple times.

Aptly said, You nailed it.

I have nothing Else to add. Thanks.

N20,000 Monthly.

Wait until you discover the ones that are still being paid N15,000 Monthly.

gloryman91:
What is the essence of a stupid holiday without April salaries for Federal Government IPPIS Payment Platform.

Lol No Vex!

Welcome To Nigeria.

A lot of Workers both in Public and Private sectors are yet to receive their April Salaries till this moment.

People still dey marry.

Being a while i heard of anything marriage though.

YoungLionken:
What's happening to the black race and religion!? Is that the right place for such fervent prayers!??

It's Worrisome.

If i ever notice you are a religious person, Exclusive To Nigerians Only. I will distant myself from you. What they are practicing in Nigeria is not Religion but Stupidity, Manipulation, Deception and Wickedness.

The only reason I will stick around such person is we have a Tangible business and everything ends there after the business.

Most Nigerians aren't qualified to be called Religious people.

Some Nigerians are the most Stupidest people on Earth. Most especially the Poor People.

Most of them are always Poor in everything, Ranging from Thinking, Decision Making, Activities and All

Too Small.

They should make it N50 per SMS.

N50 is a Fair and Affordable price.

Batman2412:
I like you man. I retired in 2017. I'm into mutual funds. So I spend most of my time in my 3 bedroom flat alone playing video games, listening to music and watching movies. I warn my babes that I'm not interested in marriage. They have reduced to 2. They are matured and just want knacking. My neighbors rarely see me except by mistake. I go night shopping so I won't have to relate with my neighbors. I have disowned my relatives that try to pressure me to marry. I can't imagine leaving this soft life to take care of a woman, listen to her and have her little friends disturb my peace

I can Relate though.

But he isn't Wise and Matured yet.

He shouldn't have brought such thing to public. Now the Vipers and Pythons in form of Humans will do all trying to show him love

No matter what has transpired between you and your family, In as much as it's not a Death Threat or its Equivalent. Don't paint them BAD in public or to Strangers. Best to do is distance yourself from them, keep shut and live your Life peacefully. Do I make myself clear! E get why! Those Strangers would still use it against you in future!

Don't think "Most" Outsiders are there either to give you "Real" lovey dovey and care you think you crave for. It will eventually shock you that Outsiders are mostly pretenders and worse off. Most of them are Reapers

However, There are cases of exceptions but i really doubt such these days because the World have gone very Cold and Dark.

Finally, If anybody explain Human Beings to you and you understand, The person no explain them to you well😹

JOHNFBOSCO:
But seriously, this topic is really important. Omo through out this year all the garri I have been buying, have been filled up with multitude of sand in it. And I'm the type of person that like drinking garri sometimes..

If you see sand wey dey full underneath my garri now if I dey drink...I go just shout Jesus..

The issue now is, pls what are the health implications of this, because this is not really funny any more. What about those of us that use it for Eba...Will it cause any hazard...abeg I need to know oo 🤦‍♂️😭😭

What about appendix pls

You have to stop now, or else you are joking with impending kidney stones.

Visit big Malls near you and get the processed ones, It's Costly but won't cost you your health.

I have complained about this issue since time immemorial.

If one sees where and how most of our Local Foods are processed, It's kinda an eyesore. This manually processed garri is always being packaged on bare cemented floor.

There was a time i drank the garri, Even after serious seiving process, I still saw sand beneath the garri when i was almost through drinking🤢

I had to ditched it and opted for the well processed products. Quite costly but No sand beneath or single cassava particles in it.

Most Nigerians are very unhygienic people.

wiseone28:
Wetin person go talk make bot no see as offensivè

From Kanu to Ekpa.

These gullible guys taught they are just fighting Nigeria. They have no idea a fight against Nigeria is a fight against western powers.

The westerns powers "British Most Especially" will do everything to protect their FARM.

I believe they should know better but nah.

Amoeba sef go dey thank God say hin get big Hope after seeing this picture😂

Staying afloat financially nowadays and most especially in this current economy requires strong financial intelligence.

I would rather save my proceeds in USDT.

Gandollar:
The name sounds like a foreign terrorist organization.

Lol this sounds funny😂

Vinnie2000:
The Bini Boy has Benched the likes of Fireboy, Omah Lay and others.

Since he started, I was thinking he was just a Yahoo Boy that will not Last in the Nigerian scene, like Terry G. 😒

But with Wizkid and Davido now Semi-retired, It's like he is now the MAIN man.

What Do you all Think?

Will Shallipopi Fade Away soon? 🤨

He is good no doubt.

But na Threvuh & Kunmie be my favorite artistes at the moment.

It's solo, lovely and peaceful life for me❤

gabbrri:
When you say to your woman that you miss her alot and she says THANK YOU.

She appreciated your good gesture naw.

Abi what else do you want again.