Maysdevices:
That man isn’t going anywhere 😅

Awww this is so sweet.

I wish you guys more blissful years together.

Maysdevices:
Y’all will still choose them over the good girls because the good girls are not flashy

I never pity men when they wail about women

Hello May.

You still with the boyfriend? How is it going!

Maysdevices:
I wasted my time opening the thread, one up there even claimed no way her parents could afford all that

Is that really how poor people are? Im shocked to the core

Sweetheart, Infact i was marveled to the core as well when i came across the post.

joseph1832:
Men this is the only thing that caught my attention. I can't help but laugh.

He just learnt about Reverse Psychology. So it's normal.

Also check when he registered the account.

These days i can easily decode and deduce so much about humans by just observing.

Let the fool keep on fooling himself.

PulaPower:
Naso so digital skill dem go dey mention..

Ask them the digital skill, them no go see anything better to mention..

Lower your voice comrade

EBMedia:
If Any Man I Am Dating Gets Broke, I Will Leave The Relationship - Lady Tells Men

Many among these ladies are just catching cruise.

LegendHero:


Source: https://nairametrics.com/2024/04/17/tinubu-directs-inclusion-of-national-open-university-graduates-in-nysc-scheme/

At least we get to experience goodnews all this while.

Gistmedia10:
A pretty Nigerian student's room is making waves online for its sheer luxury. The room is like a dream come true, filled with expensive things that leave visitors in awe.

As soon as you step in, you're greeted by a beautiful bed with fancy pillows and covers. A huge smart TV for entertainment, and the room stays just right with a fancy air conditioning system.

But the real showstopper is the home theater setup! It's like having a cinema at home, complete with amazing speakers. And then there are the shoes, bags, clothes, and wigs—all top-notch designer stuff.

Every corner is designed with a feminine touch that shows off her style. Even the kitchen is not just for show—it's stocked with the best stuff for cooking up a storm.

Adding to the allure, her beautiful portrait hangs prominently on the wall, adding a personal touch to the lavish space. Each element exudes a refined, feminine style, including the fully stocked kitchen for culinary pursuits.

People are amazed, but they're also wondering: How does a student afford all this? It's the talk of social media, with everyone guessing about her secret. A notable absence, however, is the reading table and chair, which seem to be missing from the lavish space.

What's luxurious about this?

This is how all student apartment from an average background should look like if the country was working. Nothing special.

Never knew TV set, food and clothes in a room self contain is now luxury

Poverty have really messed up you peoples brain smhh.

Below image is what is termed luxurious room.

Eunoiaa:
Eyah.

Transitioning did not confer on them the natural hormone that makes the average man stronger than the average woman ni? Didn't even try to prove a little point- out in 21 seconds.

Anyway, I am a feminist and I speak on women's issues. I don't care about men—except to mock them, so as they are now a man, none of my beeswax.

Oni yeye.

You want to join bad geng abi.

Lemme hear such thing in your mouth again😏

Racoon:

A feud between an illegal oil bunker, Endurance Okodeh alias Amangbein and a sophisticated cartel of powerful illegal oil bunkers led to the killing of 17 soldiers in the Okuama community in Ughelli South LGA of Delta, investigations revealed.

Only foools, the ignoramuses wouldn't know this then.

The deceivers knew the truth but they had to do their job so they would be able to put food on their tables.

I didn't even blinked an eye when the incident happened then.

Who doesn't know how to hide meat at the corner of the mouth and pretend as if nothing is there.

For now, People should keep on deceiving themselves. Things will start working out when people are ready to face the reality and make things work.

Eunoiaa:


Say what now? 🤣
I'm mkpuru mmírì-personified. One drag, and you're gone.

Lol you won't wound me with laughter.

Mpuru mmiri, I reject it for you in Jesus name.

I know you will change and be calm eventually. You will grow tired of this ever burning massive energy of yours.

I will have you in my Arms someday.

RoyalBlu:
Na the garri own pain me pass.

From 2400 for a paint rubber to 3500. In just a couple of days.

You go to the market and you see people wandering up and down in a state of confusion.

Imagine!!!

The thing is i'm somehow certain the garri you are referring to here is the traditional garri. I mean the popular unsieved one Nigerians consume generally. There is always sands beneath this garri whenever you add water to it.

As for me, I don't consume those garri. I usually buy the sealed, sieved and well packaged ones from the Mall or Supermarket. It might be costly but it's really worth it.

Eunoiaa:


I intend to. At full throttle and with no regrets.


Enjoy yourself.

I don't even know what keeps drawing me back to you sef🙄

I for sure will get over it with time.

Nijimog:
this your punchline funny

Lol abi naw.

We all know the females naturally owns the shakara thingy but men who knows their onions does it better.

Whenever she arrives.

After small resting, Next she is all over me. Babe be so wet and hard. I will be the one calming her down before we later proceed. Very cute and decent girl.

That's why i usually wonder how guys sleep with oloshos and beg women for sex with money and material things.

Nothing is sweeter than when two Lovers want themselves NATURALLY.

Eunoiaa:


Well done.

And this one's parents will think they have a carefully preserved flower to be plucked by a lucky woman someday. But alas, you've been distributing your nectar to different butterflies and birds without their knowledge.

Continue you hear..

Just continue what you are doing okay.

Bye.

SSpeter:
💯...all you need to do is create the environment for intimacy and allow her Excellency proceed

Infact my immediate cute petite babe Estoreel really performed wonders with me.

Apart from the first time i teased and was very romantic with her. Afterall she was the one always taking the lead.

I dey do shakara sef sometimes, The shakara dey always sweet me

As a man, Just be cute, Have a good body and be very hygienic. Most of them would be so eager to eat you raw, believe me.

SSpeter:
This is my personal opinion, as a man, all you need to do is create the right moments and allow your spouse to initiate intimacy. If your spouse is sapiosexual for example, try to be knowledgeable in the fields that triggers her or try to be knowledgeable about things that she might not be paying attention to. Furthermore, improve your appearance, carve your hair line, trim your beards, clean your nails, polish your teeth, always smell heavenly and most importantly try to have an A/C in your bedroom (this one works like magic) your bedroom should not exceed 12 degrees at night, always have a warm bath at night, keep the mouth fresh and wear good deodorant before going to bed. Trust me your wife will always initiate romance cos the environment is graceful. Your spouse initiating intimacy makes it more fun, if you know you know...so guys instead of focusing on your spouse, focus on yourself and your spouse will focus on you.

May God continue to bless my Ex Estoreel wherever she is now.

I have never begged for Sex all my life and will never. Just enough teasing and being romantic then i'm good to go.

Undiluted Vawulence Thread.

All of you go dey Alright.

Guaranteed.

BigDickProblems:
Here are some of the reasons:

1. I get to search for a product information and only one user gets to spam the whole search results with his useless, greedy and overinflated prices; you will only get to see few users who posts the right information regarding the searched product. I would like to block this user so I can see road clearly.

2. There are some useless recurring comments from certain accounts on different topics and sections that are irrelevant and plainly dumb and for such, I'd like a situation whereby I can block those users for eternity.

3. For personal reasons I would like some words to be muted from my end. I don't want any information about certain people or things. That way, I can be freely let anyone read through any comment from Nairaland that I hope to show them.

4. Some users are fond of creating useless threads in order to promote some of their useless porn websites and stuffs like that. I'd like to block those users for eternity every single time I see them.

5. Also, kindly provide a block button for Mods as well, they are not excluded.

Thanks in anticipation Nairaland. If you can't do all these things, then it occurs to me that Nairaland is no where near standard, but a ureaucratic organization filled with Inflexible developers and local champions.

But if you can do this. Then you are really worth it.

Believe me i really need this at the moment.

I have really thought about it many times.

money121:
Eid Mubarak from me and Mine. 🏃❤️
Taqaballah minna-lahu wa minkum.

Nairalanders bless Us with your beautiful eid pictures

May we celebrate more on earth in good Health and Wealth (Amin)

Young guy. Nice one.

Sapasenator:


That is your emotions, the future and its consequences is worse than the emotions.

Kids should only be had when you are ready physically, emotionally and financially.

That's the reason for crime and generational poverty in Nigeria. We honestly have to face realities of our situation

Exactly.

KmniAutos:


Exactly Chief, when are we addressing this rot and menace in the society

Addressing ke!

Not anytime soon.

The rot and menace have come to stay. It's already part of the culture.

Anyone who is not comfortable with it is free to leave to any other country of his/her choice.

emezp:
"Discover the surprising truth behind why women cheat more than men in relationships! In this eye-opening video, we delve into the psychology and societal factors that contribute to this phenomenon. From emotional needs to empowerment, explore why women may stray. Don't miss out on this must-watch discussion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sInSJg0J67M?si=xg5PC5JdvECETcno

It's an open secret.

KmniAutos:
Those thieves called yahoo and blood money boys don make them increase expectations

Lol and the funny thing is those guys are damaging those ladies SPIRITUALLY.

But who Cares?? So far the stipends and material things keeps flowing.

blessedinnoma:
I went to Asaba from my village at Anambra to spend the weekend. I was in the Best western hotel DBS road and came out in the night at the pool bar for some drinks. I saw more than one hundred beautiful girls at the pool bar and some were hanging around the hotel. Many of these girls are pretty and young. My greatest surprise was that about five girls I approached couldn't accept 25k for a night. They insisted between 40-50k. I had to moved to my room and had a good sleep.

Blessed are comrades like me who have successfully tamed our sexual desire. I was very lucky to be among the Men who once experienced True Feelings And Desires from Ladies when there was still SANITY in Nigeria.

An average "modern Nigerian Ladies/Women" have no True Feelings And Sexual Desires for men. Just Transactional, Courtesy Of Their Numerous Stupid men.

Until you visit other African Countries and Beyond, Many of you most especially the Late Millenias and GenZ might never experience True Feelings And Desires from Ladies/Women.

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safarifarms:

My brother let me Join you in this laughings.

femi4:
The economy n culture put pressure on the man. Marriage outside Nigeria put less pressure on man

Absolutely True..

Raalsalghul:


Or princess charming

Raalsalghul:


Biology, emotions, social conformity are the driving forces behind marriage.

If you examine it from a rational perspective and apply some logical thinking, it makes little sense to get married especially as a man.

Thank you my brother Raal🙏

mohbadliveson:

https://punchng.com/eid-el-fitr-katsina-adds-friday-as-public-holiday/

Okay go on soun.

E don set like that