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ericmor:
I can see an open gutter filled with dirty if I'm not mistaking. It will be better to clear the drainage and cover it up to give the location a clean view

Open drainages filled with pungent black filths na Nigerian logo.

babasolution:
It seems you don't know the area,it's already very densely populated

Very disgusting place. Spiits.

There is no where i can stay in lagos that i will be fully happy and fulfilled, Na just to manage. Even if i stay in one of the numerous Gated Estates on island. One would still need to step out, That's where my worries starts.

Very filthy small state.

Glimpsetv:
Without wasting much time, I was traveling and needed to leave home early. I arrived at the place where I would catch my second bus to the next station as early as 8:45 am, just a few minutes before 9 am. I decided to get something to eat. I am not a fan of roadside food or snacks, so I just needed a place to get something light and then get back to the park to catch a bus.

I finally found a small but neat eatery and went in to see what it offered. I noticed the food on display didn't look fresh, and I didn't want to risk eating microwaved leftover food. However, the snacks and chicken smelled nice and fresh. So, I immediately opted for a donut, chicken, and a bottle of water.

Yeah, my sense of smell didn't betray me; even my taste buds confirmed it.

My only shock was that the one donut and piece of chicken I ordered came with a whopping 4 pieces of toothpicks. I tried to figure out how much of the N1,700 went for the toothpicks, but I couldn't. Yeah, the meal was okay, and I think it was worth the price even though the chicken and donut were kind of small in size. I ended up having more toothpicks than the meal itself.

Well, I made sure to eat every bit of the donut, leaving no crumbs behind, except for the sugar sprinkled on the donut that I dusted onto the plate.

As for the chicken, hmmm, I chewed everything except just a few tiny bones left behind. I finished my bottle of water too. However, the toothpicks and the serviette paper were spared. Lol, do you think I spent my N1,700 well?

Op you should have added Graphic Content.

Nonsense!

Usefulsense:
Last year, I sought the opinion of Nairalanders concerning my plan to move to Australia.
My major worry was my age (48) and also considering that my net salary in Nigeria was a little over a million Naira per month as the financial controller of a manufacturing company in Onitsha.

Below is the link to the thread I opened to seek peoples advice and I recommend that you go through the thread to fully appreciate
the story that follows.

[url=https://www.nairaland.com/7825207/japa-confused-please-advise][/url]. I promised to tell my story after 3 months of my stay in Australia.

I finally left Nigeria on December 7th, 2023 and arrived the country on December 9th with my children. Today, I am exactly 3 months, 2 weeks and 6 days old in Sydney, australia.

This is not a hearsay, it is not an eye witness account, it is my story.

This is intended to guide people who maybe planning to travel outside Nigeria. Should you migrate at an age over 45 or not?

Those who told me not to go are right and those who told me to travel are also right.

Given another opportunity, will I take the decision to move out of Nigeria at 48? Have I made a mistake? How am I surviving?

You will find out in this thread.

To be continued shortly .........

As i am typing now.

There has been no electricity in my area and extension and if not Nationwide since Three Days now.

I have been running generator and switching to inverter when due.

How many household in Nigeria can afford to buy Fuel now talkless of installing solar inverter.

ignis:
I would not appreciate a bolt driver marketing plantain chips and groundnut to me on a trip. I'd rather he concentrate and focus on his business. The business of business is business.

We celebrate rubbish in Nigeria and call it innovation.

There has never being anything sensible about the country. Just filled with stupid lowlives.

boringdraw:
You clearly missed the part he said he has more savings by month end, and a more quality life than when he was here.
His a first generation migrant, his children will be second generation, they will have it far much better and easier than him. Most people migrate for thier children.

Points to Consider when relocating
1. Net savings after tax and monthly expenses
2. Quality of life
3. Personal career prospect and that of other family members
4. Life in retirement.

Lol you are very funny.

What concerns an average Nigerian with Quality Life. Beings who breathe in and out black goo and redmud dusty Air coupled with extreme Hot Sun frying their empty brains, Eat low graded and dirty foods, Put on fake clothes with extreme pungent body odour.

Most of these Babooons haven't even heard the word before talkless of knowing what Quality Life is.

You are talking Quality Life with people who live in SLUMs. Even Victoria Island, Lekki, Abuja et all are Upgraded SLUMs.

The whole country is a Great SLUM.

chidi4sam:
LOL. Be playing. Why do you go to work if not to make money and enjoy. He can save 4-5M monthly in Australia even after expenses as compared his total take home of less than 1M as an account in Nigeria.

And yes, Australian lifestyle makes you active even at old age. People of 90+ years and still driving and walking without assistance here because of their lifestyle. Someone in Nigeria is already too old for anything at 60.

Lastly, you stand a chance of securing the destiny of your children for ever by becomimg citizens in the nearest futher. The money he spent to relocate will be recovered in less than 6 months. Australia is not lousy like UK, Canada, US. Just relax, make your money and enjoy life.

In 2024, You are still arguing with Nigerian Lowlives lol.

I rate All Animals on earth above most Nigerians regardless of their social status.

To them it's just about the money, fvck and misplaced priorities. Beings who sees POVERTY and Wickedness as their birth right. There is nothing else in most black mens brain.

TrustNone:
I've been observing you these days.
You're beginning to reason like a simp

You are getting it wrong comrade.

That one has always being a Bonafide Confused SIMPson.

[quote author= post=129208916]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/man-kills-childhood-friend-in-ondo-steals-his-motorcycle-and-sells-it-for-n130000-2.html[/quote]POVERTY And IGNORANCE is the root of all of Wickedness.

Tomcorp:
Brotherhood Code of Observation;

1. Don't marry her if she has nothing to bring to the table.

2. Don't marry her if she doesn't have a job or business.

3. Don't marry her if she loves extravagant lifestyle.

4. Don't marry her if she likes to go out alot.

5. Don't marry her if she is from a poor background. Their parents sees them as saviors that will uplift their family from poverty, and she will bank on you to do that.

6. Don't marry her if her mother is a divorcee or baby mama.

7. Don't marry her if her IQ is very low.

8. Don't marry her if she follows Blessing CEO, Saidaboj, Nons Miraj, Bobrisky and other known p*rostitutes on social media. Her mindset will be the same as theirs.

9. Don't marry her if she likes materialistic competition.

10. Don't marry her if she doesn't know how to make money but wants to squander yours.

11. Don't marry her if she lacks priorities.

12. Don't marry her if she keeps too many friends.

13. Don't marry her if her mother consults prophets, marabouts, seers and spiritists.

14. Don't marry her if she lacks empathy and understanding.

These are the main red flags to watch out for if you don't want to die before your time.

Happy Easter.

Op na from deeper parts of the Streets

GistMedia0:
In a display of status and tech prowess, Nigerian elites and "big boys" have set a new standard for entry into exclusive gatherings: owning a Samsung Fold. This luxurious foldable device, with its hefty price tag, has become the latest must-have accessory among the country's elite.

Black man is a Parasite

heniford2:
When you have this type of things in your house in year 2000 you are very Rich versus in 2024 now you will be addressed as poor, why?

Lol this is quite wrong.

There are a lot of rich people in Nigeria who have started using plasma TV in the 90's.

The picture you uploaded no be rich man house. Na struggling man house you uploaded.

Testiebobo:
Pls how much is solar fan? The heat is killing me. The last person that entered hellfire didnt close the door. My budget is 15k, is that enough?

Solar fan for 15k lol

I guess you meant those small handy rechargable fans.

You won't see any Standard Solar Fan less than N100,000.

I am using the one below Andrak product very durable.

nnadychuks:
Na before foolish man Dey make money. Nowadays you must equip yourself wel wel b4 money go come

Thank you.

I have seen a lot of Old Stupid people "God forgive Me" in Nigeria with lots of landed properties scattered all over the country.

I have some very close relatives who are in this category. I usually say it to their face they should come and do same thing now wey the country don pafuka

They ran things seamlessly when the country experienced boom 1950's to 1990's.

ogawisdom:
Get the money first

You can hire Mr wisdom as a PA

Them suppose flog your brain with this your monica.

It's very obvious this your monica na just for decoration purpose😂

Your monica suppose be ogafoolishness😂

bluefilm:
Money > Wisdom

So you no get Sense like this

So na money create Wisdom??

Jokay07:
A fool will soon depart with his money..
I have never seen a wise poor man but I have seen a rich fool

From my findings

Most of these Rich Fools inherited their riches. Some of them had it by luck, chance perhaps hardwork.

Most of them still go back to their broke state eventually.

But it is impossible for a Wise person to go broke because he knows his onions and perfectly understands how the world works.

successman100:
1.). WISDOM has no devaluation. Money can loss VALUES.
2.). WISDOM contains money in it. But money does not give you wisdom.

E.g. All expensive Technologies are products of wisdom.
Eg. F16 plane or B2 Bombers.,.... iPhones etc.
Money is for sale.
Wisdom is not for sale. You can't buy wisdom with money.
Your employees widom is not yours.
Wisdom gives Long life.
Money doesn't give you long life.
Wisdom can see death and avoid it.
Money can not see death.
Money expose you to dangers.
You can't loss wisdom.
But you can loss all your money.
Wisdom is permanent.
Money is temporal.
Wisdom is intangible and can't be stolen.
Money is physical and can be taken away.

You are wise and highly Spiritual.

Wizzy13:
i had a debate with someone and i want to bring it here money and wisdom which is the best and which rules the world

Wisdom anytime anyday.

Wisdom is spiritual.

The beings controlling the world are filled with great wisdom not money.

Those richest people with money and assets in the world are just pawns and fonts for the men of wisdom controlling the world behind the scene. An average human being won't understand this assertion.

Only POOR & HUNGRY PEOPLE think money is everything.

FitCorper:
So lately communication has been slow between my g.f and I and me was here thinking it was a case of her finding interest in another guy, but I just got the shocker of my life on Saturday when she came around and while we were having a good time right in the middle of sex I asked her what the problem was, she answered and the answer shocked me and also turned me on at the same time, turns out all the while I was giving her the non sending attitude, it was affecting her and she confided in some of her friends until one thing led to another and she discovered two of them were lesbians and they really explored her. Damn wish I was there. I didn’t judge her but in my mind I decided to be more emotionally available to her and gain her trust once more cos i don’t want to use force to tell her to stop, but I will allow my show of love make her decide cos by the way she sounded I don’t think she was proud of what she did. So ladies is this true? So you girls also spot and prey on lonely girls and introduce them to lesbianism? Mehn wake up o no be guys we de compete against now but na women (low key).

There is nothing to Wake Up about.

It's glaring you are still below 30years of age and it's normal for your current perception about life. You will learn more and more as times goes on.

That's how the Gender have always been. They are Bi-Sexual by default. The gender are the ones who have both male and female sexual organ attached to their body. I can confidently tell you 90% of females are Bi-Sexual and they indulge in Lesbianism either openly or secretly.

123yes:
People cry every day that things are harder now, but at the same time people are spending billions and of course the best period of their lives. God please show me the way to stay above this excruciating period our our lives in Naija

Lol Story.

You are not ready yet.

When you are ready, You will join them and do what they are doing in order to achieve these kind of feats.

CoronaVirusPro:
The future will educate you better. I don’t think anyone can educate you about that.

If you really want to have a glimpse of what it looks like, check all those class of people that said same in their youthful ages, reality humbled them in their old age and started having kids at the dying hour.

Reality will “Personally” dawn on you. How you accept it, will determine your mental state and response.

Just be patient. 20 years from now will tell a lot.

Poverty Manufacturers have spoken!!!

Bullfallo:
Not wanting to have a child isn’t a choice per say. I hate to put myself into pressure or do things just because others are doing it, my lifestyle has always be different from public opinion. In fact opposite of the popular views or majority behavior. I don’t send or give a Bleep what anyone think about me.

Example is that people live there live on public opinion. They create a life of public presentations just to please public and get validated but i am not of public views. I do my things the way it pleases before considering public.

If I have billions of dollars like dangote the choice might have been different. I don’t live a life of faith. I must have concrate evidence of things or resources before i made any vita decisions. I hate to borrow or beg. I live a life of comfort. I am rich and comfortable but not for many mouths. Because I don’t want to adjust resources from my lifestyle

Welcome to the Club comrade.

Rollingdollar:
You may regret it. Let me tell you someone's experience. When i was undergraduate i had one professor as friend, his wife died some yrs back without a child before her demise and after her dealth the prof refuses to remarry and have children. He said to me their no need for him to remarry since he doesn't want children. This man loves his job so much and the money keep rolling in. He built a very big duplex, has a very nice car and he is healthy. Few yrs later after i graduated and started working. I got posted to delta state , so i don't use to see him often again. This yrs i got my posting back to the state he reside and that gives me ample time to check on him. When i got their he looks old and depress. Geting closer i obverse he suffered stroke and it seem even the university forced him to retire due to his health. The first thing he manage to asked me was. Hope you are married ? I responded, yes and he added make sure you have kids now that you are young don't end up like me. I went round his house , more than six rooms they all look dirty, the whole compound look empty, the cars all parked some sold off . He said he had to deactivate most of his bank apps and ussd because most family and domestic workers he employed now steal from him because they knew he didnt have the strength to monitors most thing again. He said had it been he had a child of his own. That child might probably be the one to be in charge of most crucial things in his life now that he is old

Your certificate need be revoked

This your english na die!

Write in your native language. English language no be by force.

Mediocre and Half Baked graduace everywhere

LocalFARMERS:
This large Cow was sold for #1,150,000 (one million, one hundred and fifty thousand naira) in the North


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhVwVf9gibI

Very cheap.

That cow shouldn't be sold less than five million naira.

Bettergoat:
No try am again o … ur brain fit no come back

Use your Tongue to count your Teeth

Viper000:
I remember when I still dey abuse cough syrup (codeine)… omo dat thing bad gan, if I down one bottle of cough syrup, everywhere and everything go dey slowwww… if u greet me “how fa” I go jst dey look u like zombie, then after like 10-15mins looking at u I go reply u like "brosss I dey ooo". Everything go jst dey slow.

You no add SK make the slow motion long well well

Your brain go rewind back to your Teenage days and that will be your REALITY for that moment

E reach make hin dey roll on the ground as e dey thank God.

I have never experience the kind of current heat at the moment in my dear life.

When we told them Dangote Ferterlizer Refinery would have a disastrous effect on the atmosphere of Rat Hole they call a state.

They said we don't know what we are insinuating lol.

Visit Mushin, Oshodi, Iyana-Ipaja down to Agbado Ijaiye axis and see how the Sun is roasting these people like Panla Fish

nlfpmod:
For those of you who don't know the origin of _*"go and flit my room."*_

Nigerian History Group

Upload the plastic one.

We used the old version of this tire those days.

References1:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-nsa-confirms-escape-of-binance-executive-says-officials-responsible-for-custody-arrested/amp?/breaking-nsa-confirms-escape-of-binance-executive-says-officials-responsible-for-custody-arrested

Previous Thread
https://www.nairaland.com/8041091/binance-executive-nadeem-anjarwalla-escapes

Comedy Half Hour.

Omo make i go start Comedy.

Blitzking:
Paying to have a pussy for the night is something I can never do..Will rather pay ur bride price or buy you gifts /cater for your needs.

Never done that Shiiit before and it's not gonna happen.