DrFunmisticGlow:
This is not a female moniker

You are right Funmi.

Some of us knew this already but we are just playing along.

I know most of the female monicas on here who are guys but parading as females.

The way they write always give them away. I know how real females write.

otherway:
Worry myself over a coded hoe... A lady that has probably been fvked recklessly by many men. *spits* on any lady wey do shakara.

What's with the wokeness and bitterness with you guys lately lol.

KingLennon:
I can beg only if you are a virgin . Imagine a guy kneeling to propose to a girl who has a body count of like 10 guys

God forbid

Comrade please lower your Voice

thesicilian:
Marriage is way overrated. As time goes on more and more men and women are going to stay away from getting married

This is just the Truth.

It's happening already. A lot of 30years plus guys and ladies still single.

Many of them are still waiting for their princess charming and prince charming

DonDraper:

🔟lessons I learnt in my 10years in marriage🥂

#1. Men crave honor, not just respect. He could get respect from his neighbor, colleagues, even a stranger.

#2. Lower your expectations from the start. Fairytales are fiction and doesn't last longer than a novel or movie length, marriage is a lifetime reality.

#3. You would both hurt yourselves more than you could ever imagine, and your capacities to forgive and love again would be tested. A lot of people don't survive the test.

#4. The likelihood that one spouse would be unfaithful at some point is higher than the statistics... Also It's more likely to be the man. These categories of women would cheat (a) the unrepented slot (b) the unattended or neglected (c) the scorned. The second category are lonely, and the last category just want to get even. Try not to break the trust, it's so difficult to repair.

#5. Children are a blessing from God, but always remember they are the icing and not the cake. They would grow, leave and cleave. Let them be your common interest and love binder, not your escape. May God bless you with your own children 🙏

#6. Be intentional about fanning the flame of your love. It naturally goes out if you don't make the effort to keep it burning.

#7. If you two don't care about each other more than you care about yourselves, you are just flat mates.

#8. Women pls marry men you look up to. Women are drawn to some form of leadership and power. Dear man if you do not possess the one that fascinates the woman you are going for, you will share her eventually.

#9. Man, the only way you can remain the leader in that home is to be the provider. A woman can at best be a contributor, and if she provides it can only be temporary. Hustle my man!

#10. Most matters you take out to outsiders could have been resolved within yourselves. The people you are going out to don't have it any better. Your pastor is not a marriage counselor. Your friends are not the ones you got married to. Your parents have finished their job. Learn to communicate with each other, and resolve your issues.

In summary marriage can be Heaven on earth, or Hell. The way you lay your bed, so you must lie on it. Wish you well 🥂

Chux Nnodim

A wise street man doesn't need anyone to tell him Marriage is full of Baggages upon Baggages and it favours the female gender the most.

This doesn't mean marriage isn't cool and it wouldn't still stop most people from getting married.

Sometimes i come across some married.men i'm older than looking like they are my uncle lol. Some have grew grey hair. I will just be smiling in my mind.

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OtyTeXgIxA?si=uwCI52RqZQHetJgx

This is funny Asf.

Thanks for making me Smile so good today.

Meanwhile in this kind of situation. As a street smart OG. Na to wear very thick Cap for that CCTV

Gudguy01:
I know one day an helper will locate me. I really need a job I don find to no avail

I'm a father of 3kids, e no easy at all

God go help us all.

The biggest problem and greatest weakness of "Most Nigerian men" is SEX.

Remove SEX and one has helped these POOR men to solve their 95% of their Woes in life.

Once small Millions start to enter una account. The next thing is Wife & Children. Sigh.

When i see you guys do this shiiit most especially those of you from Poor/Average Backgrounds. I will just laugh and say in my mind that make una no worry. NIGERIA is waiting for you guys at the Front.

Goodluck oooo.

Entanglement:
photo of project or I don't believe

Audio.

You should know better.

prettyamebo:


Clear!!!

Stupidity flows in my veins. Get off my post! I'm a very Silly being!

Confirmed my assertion.

Very toxic and sadistic beings.

dominique:
Proudly millenial

We dey same Category. My eyes on you.

prettyamebo:
An experienced tailor is urgently needed at Alakuko, Dalemo for employment. Must know how to work with an industrial machine, communicate in English and also be able to sew trendy styles like corsets and beading. Must also live in close proximity to the area. Salary is 50k per month, this is open for negotiation. Send a whaysapp message to 0816 976 7277 if interested.

Some Nigerians very stupid people always using "MUST" word instead of using "SHOULD"

No sort of regard and courtesy for themselves and employees. These are your colleagues and assets not slaves.

Very toxic and sadistic beings.

michigang:
you never change. When are you getting married

Nobody will marry that one. She is always sad.

Eunoiaa:
Omooo. God dey create people sha.

So disgustingly condescending. Illiterates ontop symbols for naira notes?

Mtcheeeeeeewwwwwww. So stupid and foolish. Spits.

Maggie what went wrong?

You aren't always like this..

shafykay:


https://thenationonlineng.net/no-student-will-drop-out-again-says-tinubu/amp/

This one just dey do Whining all through.

He kuku know say na mumus he dey preside on.

Just promise and give the foools false hope like their religious scammers usually do. Then they will hang on it for the next of their miserable eight years.

Thanks universe for enlightenment.

Dwightventures:


Do you know what 1MW is?

1000kva equals 1megawatt.

So what's the big deal??

An average 20 storey building on the island make use of 2000kva generator set.

foodlum:


I MW can power 750-1,000 homes.

That means 11 MW can power up to 10,000 homes.

You wrong sir. I MW can only power up to 100 homes consuming 10 KWH each per day.
11 MW can only power 1100 homes consuming 10 KWH per day.

Are you minding the ignoramus spewing nonsense.

There are many oil companies buildings with Fifteen to Twenty Floors on the island and lekki making use of 1MW and there was a time I got an intel that one of these companies Management are still trying to add more MW. Some even use 2000KVA Generator Set.

But here we have someone saying just 11MW will power a whole Ten Thousand Homes lol. These are the kind of blockheads wey full Nigeria government.

socialmediaman:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/03/breaking-tinubu-government-raises-electricity-tariff-nigerians-n66-n225-kilowatt-hour#:~:text=Videos%20Photos%20Documents-,BREAKING%3A%20Tinubu%20Government%20Raises%20Electricity%20Tariff%20For%20Nigerians%20From,To%20N225%20Kilowatt%20Per%20Hour&text=According%20to%20Oseni%2C%20customers%20in,12million%20electricity%20customers%20in%20Nigeria.

What a welcome development.

The forever stupid sheeeples would only groan and shout for a while and later move on by getting use to it.

Case Closed.

ijustdey:
Ex-Gov Akala’s ADC Found Dead In Ogbomoso Home

https://leadership.ng/ex-gov-akalas-adc-found-dead-in-ogbomoso-home-2/

He died the right thing. He couldn't live with the guilt.

Depriest2020:
OP stop deceiving yourself, that lady with those long nails is not the mother of that baby, mere looking at the pics you will know she only came to see the new born baby of her friend that took that picture.

Just look at how she's admiring the baby and asking God "when" in her heart.

True you are real comrade.

Mere looking at the lady's breast. It's very obvious she is not a nursing mother.

Her breast would have tripled that size or even more if she was a nursing mother.

cunny88:
yes you are 100% correct, despite the heavy IGR Lagos State boast off, they still ernomous battle with poverty, unemployment, agberos, beggars and touts and urchins. It would take a deliberate and intentional government strong actions to get rid of these issues

The dirtiest state in the world.

This is the only place you will see numerous families of Eight or more living inside just a Room. Pukes.

ericmor:
I can see an open gutter filled with dirty if I'm not mistaking. It will be better to clear the drainage and cover it up to give the location a clean view

Open drainages filled with pungent black filths na Nigerian logo.

babasolution:


It seems you don't know the area,it's already very densely populated

Very disgusting place. Spiits.

There is no where i can stay in lagos that i will be fully happy and fulfilled, Na just to manage. Even if i stay in one of the numerous Gated Estates on island. One would still need to step out, That's where my worries starts.

Very filthy small state.

Glimpsetv:
Without wasting much time, I was traveling and needed to leave home early. I arrived at the place where I would catch my second bus to the next station as early as 8:45 am, just a few minutes before 9 am. I decided to get something to eat. I am not a fan of roadside food or snacks, so I just needed a place to get something light and then get back to the park to catch a bus.

I finally found a small but neat eatery and went in to see what it offered. I noticed the food on display didn't look fresh, and I didn't want to risk eating microwaved leftover food. However, the snacks and chicken smelled nice and fresh. So, I immediately opted for a donut, chicken, and a bottle of water.

Yeah, my sense of smell didn't betray me; even my taste buds confirmed it.

My only shock was that the one donut and piece of chicken I ordered came with a whopping 4 pieces of toothpicks. I tried to figure out how much of the N1,700 went for the toothpicks, but I couldn't. Yeah, the meal was okay, and I think it was worth the price even though the chicken and donut were kind of small in size. I ended up having more toothpicks than the meal itself.

Well, I made sure to eat every bit of the donut, leaving no crumbs behind, except for the sugar sprinkled on the donut that I dusted onto the plate.

As for the chicken, hmmm, I chewed everything except just a few tiny bones left behind. I finished my bottle of water too. However, the toothpicks and the serviette paper were spared. Lol, do you think I spent my N1,700 well?

Op you should have added Graphic Content.

Nonsense!

Usefulsense:
Last year, I sought the opinion of Nairalanders concerning my plan to move to Australia.
My major worry was my age (48) and also considering that my net salary in Nigeria was a little over a million Naira per month as the financial controller of a manufacturing company in Onitsha.

Below is the link to the thread I opened to seek peoples advice and I recommend that you go through the thread to fully appreciate
the story that follows.

[url=https://www.nairaland.com/7825207/japa-confused-please-advise][/url]. I promised to tell my story after 3 months of my stay in Australia.

I finally left Nigeria on December 7th, 2023 and arrived the country on December 9th with my children. Today, I am exactly 3 months, 2 weeks and 6 days old in Sydney, australia.

This is not a hearsay, it is not an eye witness account, it is my story.

This is intended to guide people who maybe planning to travel outside Nigeria. Should you migrate at an age over 45 or not?

Those who told me not to go are right and those who told me to travel are also right.

Given another opportunity, will I take the decision to move out of Nigeria at 48? Have I made a mistake? How am I surviving?

You will find out in this thread.

To be continued shortly .........

As i am typing now.

There has been no electricity in my area and extension and if not Nationwide since Three Days now.

I have been running generator and switching to inverter when due.

How many household in Nigeria can afford to buy Fuel now talkless of installing solar inverter.

ignis:
I would not appreciate a bolt driver marketing plantain chips and groundnut to me on a trip. I'd rather he concentrate and focus on his business. The business of business is business.

We celebrate rubbish in Nigeria and call it innovation.

There has never being anything sensible about the country. Just filled with stupid lowlives.

boringdraw:
You clearly missed the part he said he has more savings by month end, and a more quality life than when he was here.
His a first generation migrant, his children will be second generation, they will have it far much better and easier than him. Most people migrate for thier children.

Points to Consider when relocating
1. Net savings after tax and monthly expenses
2. Quality of life
3. Personal career prospect and that of other family members
4. Life in retirement.

Lol you are very funny.

What concerns an average Nigerian with Quality Life. Beings who breathe in and out black goo and redmud dusty Air coupled with extreme Hot Sun frying their empty brains, Eat low graded and dirty foods, Put on fake clothes with extreme pungent body odour.

Most of these Babooons haven't even heard the word before talkless of knowing what Quality Life is.

You are talking Quality Life with people who live in SLUMs. Even Victoria Island, Lekki, Abuja et all are Upgraded SLUMs.

The whole country is a Great SLUM.

chidi4sam:

LOL. Be playing. Why do you go to work if not to make money and enjoy. He can save 4-5M monthly in Australia even after expenses as compared his total take home of less than 1M as an account in Nigeria.

And yes, Australian lifestyle makes you active even at old age. People of 90+ years and still driving and walking without assistance here because of their lifestyle. Someone in Nigeria is already too old for anything at 60.

Lastly, you stand a chance of securing the destiny of your children for ever by becomimg citizens in the nearest futher. The money he spent to relocate will be recovered in less than 6 months. Australia is not lousy like UK, Canada, US. Just relax, make your money and enjoy life.

In 2024, You are still arguing with Nigerian Lowlives lol.

I rate All Animals on earth above most Nigerians regardless of their social status.

To them it's just about the money, fvck and misplaced priorities. Beings who sees POVERTY and Wickedness as their birth right. There is nothing else in most black mens brain.

TrustNone:
I've been observing you these days.
You're beginning to reason like a simp

You are getting it wrong comrade.

That one has always being a Bonafide Confused SIMPson.

post=129208916:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/man-kills-childhood-friend-in-ondo-steals-his-motorcycle-and-sells-it-for-n130000-2.html

POVERTY And IGNORANCE is the root of all of Wickedness.

Tomcorp:
Brotherhood Code of Observation;

1. Don't marry her if she has nothing to bring to the table.

2. Don't marry her if she doesn't have a job or business.

3. Don't marry her if she loves extravagant lifestyle.

4. Don't marry her if she likes to go out alot.

5. Don't marry her if she is from a poor background. Their parents sees them as saviors that will uplift their family from poverty, and she will bank on you to do that.

6. Don't marry her if her mother is a divorcee or baby mama.

7. Don't marry her if her IQ is very low.

8. Don't marry her if she follows Blessing CEO, Saidaboj, Nons Miraj, Bobrisky and other known p*rostitutes on social media. Her mindset will be the same as theirs.

9. Don't marry her if she likes materialistic competition.

10. Don't marry her if she doesn't know how to make money but wants to squander yours.

11. Don't marry her if she lacks priorities.

12. Don't marry her if she keeps too many friends.

13. Don't marry her if her mother consults prophets, marabouts, seers and spiritists.

14. Don't marry her if she lacks empathy and understanding.

These are the main red flags to watch out for if you don't want to die before your time.

Happy Easter.

Op na from deeper parts of the Streets

GistMedia0:
In a display of status and tech prowess, Nigerian elites and "big boys" have set a new standard for entry into exclusive gatherings: owning a Samsung Fold. This luxurious foldable device, with its hefty price tag, has become the latest must-have accessory among the country's elite.

Black man is a Parasite

heniford2:
When you have this type of things in your house in year 2000 you are very Rich versus in 2024 now you will be addressed as poor, why?

Lol this is quite wrong.

There are a lot of rich people in Nigeria who have started using plasma TV in the 90's.

The picture you uploaded no be rich man house. Na struggling man house you uploaded.