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Bobbyjay001:
South Sudanese women worwor abeg.

This bride-to-be self "worworer" than het ugly friends.

Extremely flat chest,
Amala dudu iya sidi lookalike ugly face,
extremely deflated backside,
that her 7ft height even makes her appearance worsen.

I can't date her for 1 million cow gift, I'll definitely cheat on her.

Best of luck to the man would marry her.

Why so much bitterness?

The girl is cute for my liking and she is attractive. Tall and slim ladies are my weakness.

gidgiddy:
As part of its campaign strategy in 2015, APC asked Nigerians a simple question.

Is N216 To $1 Okay?

APC was outraged that Naira had fallen to N216 to a Dollar. Many APC supporters said this alone was enough to kick out Jonathan since Naira had never been this low

Today, after almost 10 years of APC, a Dollar is now N1,500

How do you feel about the question APC asked in 2015?

It is always good to feel good.

Positive Energy Only.

LocalFARMERS:
South East Nigeria is the largest producer of red Oil in the Country. We visit a location in South East, where red Oil production is their major occupation.

The only commodity which price still remained the same.

Dogalmighty17:
Those are huge rats. It may be that God has answered your prayers for food. Don't be slack! Get to work! That rat peppersoup will not prepare itself sir.

Kaii nawa ooo

Islie:
Barring any last-minute change of plan, the Federal Executive Council (FEC) is expected to meet today to deliberate on salient matters aimed at tackling some…

https://dailytrust.com/fec-holds-today-may-consider-new-minimum-wage-for-workers/

I seems not to understand why a young ADC to the president would be this fat and not be in good shape.

In as much as i understand how difficult and tasking it is to have a chiseled body but it shouldn't be this bad for a young uniform man.

Techpik:
Hello guys is me techpik, your neighbourhood website developer.

I have notice this restrictions on non muslim for a very long time on nairaland.

You must accept that you're a muslim before you can make a comment on muslim post.

And if you bash any muslim post, you'll banned.

Is nairaland a muslim forum, make we know and stop coming to this forum and leave it for muslim alone.

If other religions non muslim should leave nairaland, the website wont be rated in africa again and will loss is traffics and value.

Pls mods and seun should make this forum a better place for non muslims too.

I know seun and his mods will soon ban me or delete this post soon.

If I were you I do rather not be bothered.

Perhaps it's because i'm interacting from a high place.

What you should understand is The Northerners are the sole proprietor put in charge of the affairs of Nigeria by the british.

So what you are complaining about are among the conditions giving to him in order to operate his Site seamlessly.

My assertion might not be the absolute truth but I assure you it's not far from it.

You guys should always read up and do your independent researches.

Fineman2:
Guys, how do some of you even cope with dating a broke girl?I know some still don't understand what I mean by Broke Girls.
I mean:
1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to see someone who she claims she loves every damn time.
2. A lady who can't get you a birthday or a Valentine's day gift, but expects you to bring down the world for her during hers.
3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5mins. Always flashing and
complaining she doesn't have airtime even when you know you just sent her airtime.
4a. I mean how do you guys cope dating a lady who thinks relationship is an occupation;
where she is supposed to be paid and taken care of?
4b. Even if it's an occupation, what services is she actually offering to be privileged to receive such benefits?
4c. Or is she a ghost worker?
( NB: sex is not a benefit ONLY to men )
How do some guys manage to date such ladies?
Am not saying this because I run couple of businesses but it's what I see in most ladies.
5. No wonder suicide and depression victims are mostly men.
6. See guy, don't ever date a broke girl no matter how gorgeous you think she is. They are serious liabilities.
7. Rather date a lady who adds something beneficial to your life. Things like emotional intelligence; financial intelligence; spiritual
intelligence and other intelligence.
8. Date someone who's capable of calming the storm within your soul ( an average man has enough storms ); and not someone who
adds stress to your life.
9. Forget that yehn yehn talk, don't tolerate any woman's brokenness or stupidity just
because of her physical beauty.
10. There are actually a lot of extremely gorgeous and beautiful ladies with common sense.
11. So don't ever think of settling for less brother.
One thing I've realized about all these broke girls is not that they don't actually have money...

Nigerian men and guys left the group chat.

You are better off channeling your time and energy into productive and rewarding activities.

Morbeta11:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/06/foreign-mafia-tried-several-times-to-sabotage-19-billion-refinery-dangote/#google_vignette

This one dey whine himself.

Aren't you among them ruthless mafians.

Well he kukuma know he is talking to fooools excluding Me.

Newlymarried:
Damola Ilesanmi, a married father of two, has died shortly after he proudly announced on LinkedIn that he will be resuming a new job with the NHS.

He recently graduated from the University of Bradford, UK, after leaving a successful career in Nigeria to start a life in the UK. Sadly, he died of cardiac arrest on June 6, shortly after he posted about his new job. He was supposed to resume the job this Monday, June 10, 2024.

His friends abroad and also the friends who worked with him when he was in Nigeria are mourning him on social media.

Great height of Ignorance.

GeneralOjukwu:
Labour Party's presidential candidate in the 2023 election, Peter Obi has taken a swipe at the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Central Bank of Nigeria over recent developments in the country.

He emphasized that with the current situation in Nigeria if you call all Nigerians and say we are only going to feed women, all men will dress like women - Peter Obi.

nlfpmod:
I'm still shocked at the price of this ram!

https://tribuneonlineng.com/behold-the-one-million-naira-sallah-ram-waiting-for-buyer-in-kaduna/#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20greatest%20attraction,for%20cool%20one%20million%20naira%20.

Why not, Would order for five.

OLAADEGBU:
I'm 63 And I'm Only Ageing Backwards - People Think I'm Still In My 20s

'She doesn't look a day over 30' 😍

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12507769/Im-63-fitness-fanatic-heres-secret-looking-younger-year.html?ito=social-facebook

Shey na whining be this abi wetin😂

Odewaleadesoye:
Popular media personality, Linda Ikeji has urged young women to aim for financial success rather than relying on men to meet their financial needs.

She noted that being rich isn’t the “birthright” of men alone

The mother of one explained that she would rather strive for financial freedom than depend on a man.

On her Instagram page, Ikeji wrote:

[b]She advised women to strive to be as rich or if possible, richer than their spouses.

DAILY POST

I just don't find this lady attractive.

Yet a lot of men(SIMPs) mostly would be dying to have her

And not like she cares or knows about my existence and that's fine

I don't know if it's just me alone.

Curious345:
Sad..
I pity all of you .. Nigerian politicians have enslaved you all. Including all the mods on nairaland.
You're all irreversibly irredeemable DESTROYED.

Below is what food looks like in this planet ..

Stop posting food for pigs and horses ....fuulz

Rest assured comrade.

Be notified you are not conversing with "Human" beings.

Took me too a whole lot of time before I found out. One of my main reason of not wanting to breed until i go the interracial way

The saddest part is beings like the poster makes up at least 70% of the country's population regardless of their social status.

I hope you get it now!

Meanwhile see one of the wereys below calling good food leaves. Irredeemable lowlives.

Crossbow:
Food is now once a day, maybe twice if I am lucky. The day is usually dull,no strength, no motivation to do anything.. I am tired

This is exactly the goal of your oppressors.

They know only a well fed masses will have enough strength and muscles to challenge them.

Menemonic:
I went to Lag 2 years ago.. Because I don't want to hear from my poor mom that our Foodstuffs is about to finish.. As a man..

Decided to leave home to just feed home you know..

Seriously now completely 2 years now I couldn't go back home again because I didn't save penny.. feeding myself and home in this harsh economy.. Make me always broke

I end up saving nothing.. Now am craving to go back home because my mom was always crying for me to come back...

But😫😫😫am really confused..

I can't even afford to go back home.. 😭😭

This life nawa oooo.. 🤧

I can't just kill myself sha cos how can my mother feel just for saying Goodluck turn to goodbye.. 😭😭

You are better of returning home to start farming.

You see this nowadays lagos. As a young lad or man who is trying to find his feet and excel in life. If you aren't in the clique below. You are only wasting your time and life away👇

Solid Connection

Family Properties

Good Job and Accommodation

Have good thriving business

Sellable and demanding skills

Fraud, Scam, Extortion, Etc You know the rest

mohd001:
Thanks very much. Your advice is so helpful. I have even decided to move to Suleja in my uncle's place which is about 30 minute journey to Abuja. Since I know Abuja also have abundant job opportunities like Lagos. It is far better to live in Abuja to Lagos considering the quality of life and ambition

See what i was advising you about.

This is just one person among the millions of people going through such ordeal. I see them most of the time.

Even though this might not be the case for every migrant who don't have people in lagos.

But personally i won't advise a struggling migrant from other states to move to lagos nowadays.

But in the end, everyone will make their decision regardless.

👇👇👇
https://www.nairaland.com/8123642/left-home-feed-homei-couldnt#up

Dogalmighty17:
Naijamanyoutube. I like your posts and follow them a lot. But I have to ask you which Nigeria are you talking about? This one right here? You think say this country don change pass the way wey you leave am?

Tesla auto-drive can never work in Nigeria. We are still too backward and disorganised in our development.

Perhaps he is talking about Nigerien Niger, not Nigeria.

Sane People knows Nigeria is a backward place.

HeatSeeker:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/06/3-affordable-protein-foods-to-consider-as-price-of-beans-soars/

You people will still post Ten Affordable Drinks To Consider As price of Water soars

Blitzking:
It's funny how poor policemen who can eat 3 Square meal are being used to stop a protest that will make dem eat.

Naso the thing dey be.

See as them look like Torn Rags.

God Please🙏

Gistmedia10:
Nigeria police forces have taken control of the Ikeja Under Bridge, the designated starting point for the June 12 protest against hunger. The protest, organized by several civil society groups and activists, aims to draw attention to the increasing levels of hunger and food insecurity affecting millions of Nigerians.


As early as dawn, a heavy police presence was observed at the Ikeja Under Bridge. Barricades were set up, and officers in riot gear patrolled the area to maintain order and prevent any potential disruptions. The deployment is part of a broader security measure to ensure the protest remains peaceful and does not escalate into violence.


The protest, scheduled to coincide with Nigeria's Democracy Day, seeks to highlight the urgent need for government intervention in tackling hunger. Organizers have called for comprehensive policies to address food shortages, rising prices, and unemployment, which have exacerbated the hunger crisis in the country.

Forever Zombeefied

God Abeg🙏

EmperorCaesar:
Keep deceiving yourself

Its still as it used to be, maybe a few are now more stoic in their approach to women, but a larger percentage of Nigerian men are still thirsty and obsessive psychos around their women and it wont get better anytime soon as Nigerian women knows how best to condition and control these men into what they want them to be.

True.

Tasteless men.

It will take them forever to evolve into sensible great men.

naptu2:
Lagos State Police Command II @rrsLagos767

Probably hin eyes don see shege

mohd001:
Happy Sunday to everybody. It has being long I posted here last. I'm seeking advice on a dilemma I'm facing.

Currently, I reside in Niger State, where I enjoy a peaceful, loving, and healthy environment despite earning a peanut monthly. I possess skills in graphics design and UI/UX design, but unfortunately, there are no opportunities for me to utilize them in this state.

I'm considering relocating to Lagos State, where I believe my skills would be in high demand. However, I'm hesitant to raise my kids there due to concerns about the moral environment on the mainland. Should I stay in Niger State or take the leap to Lagos State?

Please share your thoughts and advice. I will really appreciate it!

As a true bonafide lagosian(Awori Descendants) I have been here for the past thirty plus years.

I will advise you stay glued to your state, be patient and build up.

There are millions of extremely poor people here in lagos who are just surviving from hand to mouth. A large percentage of these people are migrants from other states. You'll see family of six, seven staying inside a single room! A lot of them are stuck with the suffering life and can't go back to their hometown because of shame.

Even some people who appears to be living lavida loca life are living fake lives, suffering lowkey, fraud, scam et all. Gone are those days people relocate to lagos as nobody and become somebody easily.

See extreme suffering dey this lagos. Less i forget, You will pay huge bills till you will decide to run back to your state. The majority of people who are doing fine are the real indigenous people who have properties scattered around the state. I'm leveraging on this advantage too, if not i would have taken to my heels since.

Personally i detest lagos because of the extreme overpopulation, archaic people, hungry and angry looking people, absolute filthy atmosphere and environments. Even island, lekki and extension aren't my ideal type of environment because i once resided on the island. Nothing really special except for the Networking. The rest are Gated estates, filthy lekki expressway and open drainages filled with dirts.

Despite being comfortable to some extent. I'm seriously working on plans to move away from the state. You know 90% of Nigerian men are just about the money alone with very poor taste.

As for me, I'm not about the money alone. I love quality life, being close to nature and very few population. I detest crowd, crowdy environment and noise pollution.

HeatSeeker:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/06/5-silent-killer-foods-nigerians-love/

What's beancake doing on the list?

You see Akara and Moimoi ehn, I don't joke with both. I can dedicate a whole day to prepare both in the kitchen😁

I'm not a fan of the remainder most especially Suya, I can count the number of times I have consumed Suya in the last ten years.

Although I consume shawarma once in a while or when one of my female buddy pay me a visit because those ones don't joke with shawarma.

Thugnificent:
Because of the hunger situation in the country, i want to go into farming fully because i don't see any light at the end of the tunnel.

I want to start with Yam, potatoes and Rice farming in my village here In Ebonyi state. With Time I expand to more food crops.

Will record all my journey on this thread. God bless us all.

Agriculture!

One of my favorite loves😍

justnaijagist12:
Portable have dinner with davido in Atlanta, USA.

https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/davido-takes-portable-out-for-dinner-in-us-gifts-him-dior-shoes/new_tab/amp/

This guy skin tone never still change.

It isn't good for anyone to suffer too much before making it in life.

Ochyes:
1. Stay silent. Not everything needs to be said.
Silence is better than unnecessary drama.

2. If you find someone smarter than you, work with them, don't compete. Competition is a weakness.

3. The family you create is more important than the family you come from.

4. Your current job doesn't care about you. They only pay you enough to kill your dreams.

5. Free yourself from society's advice, most of them have no idea of what they're doing.

6. Influence: Most people drift through life. They have no purpose, no direction, and zero intent. Learn their needs. Lead them.

7. You are what you think, what you eat, what you read, the visuals/audio materials you consume and those you associate with.

8. It's better to have 1 friend who's;

Happy for you
Supports your win
Encourage your dreams
Than a bunch of acquittances who are

Lazy
Self-centered
Jealous of your success

9. You'll be 10x happier if you forgive your parents and stop blaming them.

10. No one will ever come save you. Your life is 100% your responsibility.

11.Your inner circle should be more focused on money, success, and starting a family.

12.You don't need 100 self-help books. All you need is actions and self-discipline.

Believe in your heart and soul that you are capable of big things in your life.

The only thing that is standing in your way is yourself.

Op, These are just scratches on the surface of what life really entails as these points have been posted several times.

Well you tried.

The real knowledge about life is dark and hidden.

PinkNature:
I just got 1kg of gas at ₦1,000 as against the ₦350 I bought a kg in 2019.

This government is working.

God help Nigerians.

Yes that's true.

I just filled my 12.5kg cylinder at N11,900.

The price is still quite high though.

WannaHowzit:
Snow and icy weather turned parts of South Africa into a winter wonderland on Monday.

The SA Weather Service (SAWS) issued a high-level six warning for disruptive snow in several parts of the country until Tuesday.

“The combination of very cold, wet and windy conditions may result in the loss of vulnerable livestock and crops.”

It furthermore said due to the wind chill factor, temperatures may feel colder than the measured values.

The SAWS advised the public and small stock farmers to take the necessary precautions to ensure the safety and health of their animals during very cold, wet, and windy days.

“The weak and frail may also be vulnerable since their bodies won’t be able to retain their heat as easily.”

Beautiful country.