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abba190:
Chess na madness in disguise

Some of you can make someone laugh so hard ehn

This is not exclusive to women alone. A lot of men sleeps naked too.

Personally that's exactly how I usually sleep since my teenage years and most of the time. I'm already used to it.

This part two is very fascinating.

Stories like this intrigues me.

Nice2023:
We are in serious trouble in this country.

Below is the tomatoes I bought for #26,500 at Deidei Market and I was unhappy ever since.

After grinding it,that was what I got...very pitiful!

And they want us to believe that the economy is good,when the food inflation has reached it peak of 40percent last month alone.

Why are they deliberately making the people poor?

All this lamentations doesn't hold water nor does it have any significance.

Just get familiar with the trend and make sure you up your game in order to be able to keep up with it. That's all.

jmoore:
The price of garri keeps increasing. A paint of garri is 4,000 naira.

Any cheap alternative to garri that one can use to eat soup?

Alternative ke!

I closed my eyes and bought three painter last week at the rate of N4000 each totalling N12,000.

Bought the well refined (drinkable) one at the mall at the rate of N9000.

Nothing concern me with buying of garri this year again!

gerizzim:
sometimes we are always quick to reject other people's opinion or belief or counsel or idea dt make more sense Dan ours because of our premodial sentiment towards where we belong on the divide as regrds religion or culture bias.

A colleague of mine has about 6chldren or more. He is a jnr staff dou advance in age probably 47yrs or 48.
Before now, he kept on complaining dt his pay is small to cater for his family . I was surprised to hear he added one more baby.
most of d time, you wil see him after close of wrk stand at d bus stop begging conductor for free ride.
I stopped a bus to enter to wrk ystday only to hear sm1 call my name. I turned nd saw my colleague hanging on d same bus I entered probably he has begged d conductor to allow him hang for free.
If you let him understand that he shud do family planning, he wil tell you dt from his place, it is a taboo to use contraceptive or do family planning. He is from igala kogi. I dnt know if dt is tru.

These are the notorious ever gullible beings drawing the country backwards.

I have carefully and thoroughly studied the Black Race most especially Nigerians particularly.

It will take them forever to EVOLVE into great and better beings.

There is nothing you can do about it. Best you can do is move away from their midst to saner climes.

TheDemola:
ChelseaFC

Why he con resemble guardiola like this faa🙄

Slimslimqq:
Happy new week famz,

So this morning I woke up to this debt alert of 2100 naira for sms charges. I have never experienced such or seen anyone close to me experience it.

I want to know if it's a new policy implemented before I go to bank to cause a ruckus.

But I believe no matter the worth of an individual, this is way too much for charges.

Don't sweat it.

It's an accumulated sms charges over the months.

I was also charged N1600 by my bank for accumulated sms charges last month.

balaclava:
I am 42 + years old

I have had my struggles

Graduated at 24.

Got an average 4yrs contract job at 31

Started a very small scale business at 34.

Married at 38.

Got my 1st good job at 40.

Had my 1st and only child at same age.

Started another medium scale business at 42

Started my Google Data Analytics course at 42.

This is late according to men but they don't know the 360 degree of my journey- my story.

Our lives are different, some have easy, some hard, others very hard. Reason why some say Life is not fair.

Delays are sometimes because of external factors around our lives, some as a result of our own poor decisions, others are just out of our control.

I am not certain of what tomorrow holds but I won't give up as long as there is life in this body.

We don't give up here.

Don't give up!

Nice!

Imagine your "GREAT PATIENCE, FOCUS, DISCIPLINE & DETERMINATION" before you ventured into procreation. I'm Awed!

If we have "real educated" people like you who makes the majority of Nigeria's population. Believe me the country will be a good sight to behold.

Majority of illiterate nigerian men (even some supposed illiterate educated graduates) already have like Five Children if not more at your age while riding okada or driving keke marwa. Sigh!

Elzazzi:
It's okay if that works for you. But for me I don't need a girl to put me on my toes before I will hustle or work hard. Infact sometimes they may be distractions, and may continually compare you with the happening guys in town. This is common among majority of Nigerian ladies down south. But I'm not totally ruling out the option that some do help and bring ideas to help, especially If she sees the future with him. [code][/code]

Thank you!

The kind of mentality he has is the sole reason for high poverty rate in NIGERIA and the sole reason why the various prisons around the country are filled with a lot of men.

In as much as i understand that responsibilities and purpose are great motivator but not in the case of NIGERIA. I can confidently tell you that the vast amount of married people living from hand to mouth in NIGERIA are more than single men living from hand to mouth. Many among these men were motivated by their girlfriends to carry on into MARRIAGE that things will get better but there they are today.

You don't really need a Female Human to motivate you to hustle more in life. There are thousands of other important reasons to motivate you to hustle more in life.

As for me, I love to look good, stay in shape, eat good and organic foods, reading, researching, traveling, very adventurous and lots more. The Female Human isn't among the Top Ten Of Things that motivates me to hustle more. A Female Human that has no stable feelings and can fade into thin air leaving you to your faith when things isn't rossy!

The interesting part is i have seen many and have some of these made people living the type of life i aspire for around me. So that's enough motivation for any man who knows his onions very well.

goshee:
Exactly the way you appreciated buhari because a bigger failure took over.

You were the one who thought nobody will be worst than buhari as you clearly stated in your previous post. So i had to lecture you that you will still repeat same thing comes 2031

I don't do or believe in Nigeria politics from DAY 1 because i know better and have access to classified informations.

The Joke is on You.

jayce232:
I never imagined for once Nigerians will miss buhari for anything. But comparing his govt to what Nigerians are experiencing now, I can confidently say buhari was an angel.

You will still say the same thing when Tilumbu leaves office.

Just be patient. It's just Eight Years.

Extreme Suffering is Nigerian signature.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

It will favour me and my family
Una go hear word

Nigeria is filled with wicked souls, tribalistic beings, hypocrites and fake people

I buy for my lexus es350 yesterday for 705 per litre

Imagine same es way I dey fill up with not more than 17k before tinubu enter position
Now if I nor hold almost 70k I nor dey fill am

You will still do fill up at N170,000 soon.

Just be patient. You will remember this post when that time comes.

The thing is many of you aren't aware of the intending EVIL capitalists in hibernation waiting to have their own share of the dying contraption so they can become billionaires.

I remember the year 2022 when i went to do shopping at a mall and the price of their bread increased by N200. From N400 to N600.

I told people that the bread will be sold for N1000 in the nearest future. They turned their heads and looked at me and said it's not possible that i'm being negative. I took a glance at them and smiled.

The current price of the bread now is N1600.

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/petrol-scarcity-ipman-threatens-to-withdraw-services-over-n200bn-bridging-claims/amp/

Make una no worry.

You will appreciate Tilumbu more when he leaves office.

Havesomesense:
As a man bear in mind that your wife / girlfriend are not loyal to you but to your money and power, the day you can no longer protect or provide is the day her true colors begin to show.
You will understand that love for women is conditional, most women only love their children genuinely not husband or boyfriend.
That your wife or girlfriend is with you majorly because of what she can benefit from you and if you lose your status, money or power, you've lost her.

My advice to men is always have bread, make money no finish for your hand.

Okay.

Fareke:
By Dare Olawin


https://punchng.com/petrol-hits-n800-as-240-million-litre-vessels-arrive/?amp

The lamentation and gnashing of teeths continues.

Good Morning To You All.

money121:
Wedding reception price in 1982

All is Well

Sprite soft drink 50cl is being sold for N400 here in my area.

Just like other peoples death. It's nothing!

Scrolling to the next news.

Xenry:
What's that one thing that people think is worth doing but you don't?

Many things are overrated.

Even life is overrated. Like you just keep on repeating the things you do everyday and keeping up with the struggle, hussle and buzzle.

But SEX tops the chart.

These days, I'll just look at humans and everything and just put on a smile.

It's an Endless Cycle..

IGpro1:
One man's meat is another mans poison.

Well, this is a response this thread below.
https://www.nairaland.com/8072106/voicenote-whatsapp-worst-invention

NB* : This thread isn't created for banter or insults, but just to register my disagreement to the other thread.

For those who are busy and multitasking on a job, VN is actually a very important means to send a message across without having to edit, delete and do all that, when you can just open a voice record and say what you need to say and send.

And then if I need to communicate my feeling to the receiver at the other end, VN is the best tool.
Not to mention those who might have lost a limb, how do you expect them to type a lengthy message?.

I so much believe that VN on any platform is a very good invention.

I'm not a fan of VN though.

Text will do for me.

Eunoiaa:
I was thinking of a befitting response; but I'm glad you made the realization on your own and reworded what you wrote.

Do not make that kind of jokes/insinuations about me being a feminist again. I mean, ever.

Lol kini??

Well I'll pass like i didn't see this comment.

I'm passed the stage where i will be exchanging words.

Imagine telling me ever lol, Erin E Pami.

Eunoiaa:
No, I wasn't.

Okay, So what took you so long to reply my mention?

Eunoiaa:
Ahh. You modified this post?

I think you did; I'm fairly certain. Because this was not what I read when I first saw the post, and wanted to respond lmao. You for leave what you originally typed na.

Lol seems like you were banned right

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1Sharon:
Lol rescue who? IYKYK. Pls save it for someone around you that actually needs it.

Grab this golden one off time offer before i changed my mind..

1Sharon:
Really?

Lol what's funny?

It's the truth and you know this yourself deep down in your mind. Well you could send me a PM. Perhaps i might consider rescuing you on this mission.

I have edited my comment though. I never meant to use the last statement. You should edit too.

Some people have chosen the path of No peace of mind.

Every mallam with hin kettle.

Not the first and definitely won't be the last.

1Sharon:
If you aren't doing a shit job, why are you so offended?

I'm not offended and i don't do shit job.

I'm only telling you the obvious truth that you are An Evening Newspaper. You don't belong to the calibers of ladies doing the selection anymore.

You grab whatever comes your way. And that's if you are lucky someone looks at your direction.

1Sharon:
Shit job

If i start with you now, You will scream to high heavens.

Why asking me if i'm doing shit job..

1Sharon:
Sorry, are you doing a shit job?

I guess you meant to say Shift job right?