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1Sharon:
Lol rescue who? IYKYK. Pls save it for someone around you that actually needs it.

Grab this golden one off time offer before i changed my mind..

1Sharon:
Really?

Lol what's funny?

It's the truth and you know this yourself deep down in your mind. Well you could send me a PM. Perhaps i might consider rescuing you on this mission.

I have edited my comment though. I never meant to use the last statement. You should edit too.

Some people have chosen the path of No peace of mind.

Every mallam with hin kettle.

Not the first and definitely won't be the last.

1Sharon:
If you aren't doing a shit job, why are you so offended?

I'm not offended and i don't do shit job.

I'm only telling you the obvious truth that you are An Evening Newspaper. You don't belong to the calibers of ladies doing the selection anymore.

You grab whatever comes your way. And that's if you are lucky someone looks at your direction.

1Sharon:
Shit job

If i start with you now, You will scream to high heavens.

Why asking me if i'm doing shit job..

1Sharon:
Sorry, are you doing a shit job?

I guess you meant to say Shift job right?

1Sharon:
Any menial job

See this one too is selecting as if she has a choice. ENP.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]

Omo this woman again.

You are free spirited and you have a very thick skin.

You'll look better if you shed some weight.

Sophiebabe85:
Skiibii's Producer Released Video Claiming That Nicki DaBarbie Was Already Drünk And High Begging To Enter Skiibii's House.

On the Island.

These calibre of Girls and Ladies full there no be small. They will be outside enmasse today as it is weekend.

I just usually shake my head whenever i visit the beach. Nothing concern me shaa because i stopped judging humans long time ago.

1000Capacity:
This is Colos. She smoked Colos
That drug should be banned.

It gives the effect of heightened danger. It makes you feel like you have escaped a big harm that could end your life.

Omo stay away from that drug. Don't smoke it abeg. Na me know wetin my eye see

I once knew someone who smokes this shiit

The stuff somehow altered his mental behavior at some point. What i notice about the drug is once you get addicted to it, There is no going back for such individual except by God's grace or the person is confined to rehab.

Meanwhile thank God for your life you realized the damaging effect of the drug and backed off before it was too late.

Ourtruth247:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I never wanted to bring this up because I know a lot of people love the ninja turtles, but after posting the image above and seeing it being used to reference child sexual abuse, I just have to spill the beans.

I will try to describe the teenage mutant ninja turtles in a way you probably have never heard:

They are a bunch of reptiles that live underground and are obsessed with pizza(children) which is secretly delivered to them in their underground home.

Given all I have posted so far; all I have shared about the reptilian race that lives underground and feeds on children; about how pizza is a pedophilic reference to young children, and about how the controllers like to hide the truth in plain sight, surely there is some connection here.

It gets weirder when you examine some of the TMNT clips involving pizza with fresh eyes, for instance the clip below.

Davido says Hi!

Maysdevices:
That man isn’t going anywhere 😅

Awww this is so sweet.

I wish you guys more blissful years together.

Maysdevices:
Y’all will still choose them over the good girls because the good girls are not flashy

I never pity men when they wail about women

Hello May.

You still with the boyfriend? How is it going!

Maysdevices:
I wasted my time opening the thread, one up there even claimed no way her parents could afford all that

Is that really how poor people are? Im shocked to the core

Sweetheart, Infact i was marveled to the core as well when i came across the post.

joseph1832:
Men this is the only thing that caught my attention. I can't help but laugh.

He just learnt about Reverse Psychology. So it's normal.

Also check when he registered the account.

These days i can easily decode and deduce so much about humans by just observing.

Let the fool keep on fooling himself.

PulaPower:
Naso so digital skill dem go dey mention..

Ask them the digital skill, them no go see anything better to mention..

Lower your voice comrade

EBMedia:
If Any Man I Am Dating Gets Broke, I Will Leave The Relationship - Lady Tells Men

Many among these ladies are just catching cruise.

LegendHero:
Source: https://nairametrics.com/2024/04/17/tinubu-directs-inclusion-of-national-open-university-graduates-in-nysc-scheme/

At least we get to experience goodnews all this while.

Gistmedia10:
A pretty Nigerian student's room is making waves online for its sheer luxury. The room is like a dream come true, filled with expensive things that leave visitors in awe.

As soon as you step in, you're greeted by a beautiful bed with fancy pillows and covers. A huge smart TV for entertainment, and the room stays just right with a fancy air conditioning system.

But the real showstopper is the home theater setup! It's like having a cinema at home, complete with amazing speakers. And then there are the shoes, bags, clothes, and wigs—all top-notch designer stuff.

Every corner is designed with a feminine touch that shows off her style. Even the kitchen is not just for show—it's stocked with the best stuff for cooking up a storm.

Adding to the allure, her beautiful portrait hangs prominently on the wall, adding a personal touch to the lavish space. Each element exudes a refined, feminine style, including the fully stocked kitchen for culinary pursuits.

People are amazed, but they're also wondering: How does a student afford all this? It's the talk of social media, with everyone guessing about her secret. A notable absence, however, is the reading table and chair, which seem to be missing from the lavish space.

What's luxurious about this?

This is how all student apartment from an average background should look like if the country was working. Nothing special.

Never knew TV set, food and clothes in a room self contain is now luxury

Poverty have really messed up you peoples brain smhh.

Below image is what is termed luxurious room.

Eunoiaa:
Eyah.

Transitioning did not confer on them the natural hormone that makes the average man stronger than the average woman ni? Didn't even try to prove a little point- out in 21 seconds.

Anyway, I am a feminist and I speak on women's issues. I don't care about men—except to mock them, so as they are now a man, none of my beeswax.

Oni yeye.

You want to join bad geng abi.

Lemme hear such thing in your mouth again😏

Racoon:
A feud between an illegal oil bunker, Endurance Okodeh alias Amangbein and a sophisticated cartel of powerful illegal oil bunkers led to the killing of 17 soldiers in the Okuama community in Ughelli South LGA of Delta, investigations revealed.

Only foools, the ignoramuses wouldn't know this then.

The deceivers knew the truth but they had to do their job so they would be able to put food on their tables.

I didn't even blinked an eye when the incident happened then.

Who doesn't know how to hide meat at the corner of the mouth and pretend as if nothing is there.

For now, People should keep on deceiving themselves. Things will start working out when people are ready to face the reality and make things work.

Eunoiaa:
Say what now? 🤣
I'm mkpuru mmírì-personified. One drag, and you're gone.

Lol you won't wound me with laughter.

Mpuru mmiri, I reject it for you in Jesus name.

I know you will change and be calm eventually. You will grow tired of this ever burning massive energy of yours.

I will have you in my Arms someday.

RoyalBlu:
Na the garri own pain me pass.

From 2400 for a paint rubber to 3500. In just a couple of days.

You go to the market and you see people wandering up and down in a state of confusion.

Imagine!!!

The thing is i'm somehow certain the garri you are referring to here is the traditional garri. I mean the popular unsieved one Nigerians consume generally. There is always sands beneath this garri whenever you add water to it.

As for me, I don't consume those garri. I usually buy the sealed, sieved and well packaged ones from the Mall or Supermarket. It might be costly but it's really worth it.

Eunoiaa:
I intend to. At full throttle and with no regrets.


Enjoy yourself.

I don't even know what keeps drawing me back to you sef🙄

I for sure will get over it with time.

Nijimog:
this your punchline funny

Lol abi naw.

We all know the females naturally owns the shakara thingy but men who knows their onions does it better.

Whenever she arrives.

After small resting, Next she is all over me. Babe be so wet and hard. I will be the one calming her down before we later proceed. Very cute and decent girl.

That's why i usually wonder how guys sleep with oloshos and beg women for sex with money and material things.

Nothing is sweeter than when two Lovers want themselves NATURALLY.

Eunoiaa:
Well done.

And this one's parents will think they have a carefully preserved flower to be plucked by a lucky woman someday. But alas, you've been distributing your nectar to different butterflies and birds without their knowledge.

Continue you hear..

Just continue what you are doing okay.

Bye.

SSpeter:
💯...all you need to do is create the environment for intimacy and allow her Excellency proceed

Infact my immediate cute petite babe Estoreel really performed wonders with me.

Apart from the first time i teased and was very romantic with her. Afterall she was the one always taking the lead.

I dey do shakara sef sometimes, The shakara dey always sweet me

As a man, Just be cute, Have a good body and be very hygienic. Most of them would be so eager to eat you raw, believe me.

SSpeter:
This is my personal opinion, as a man, all you need to do is create the right moments and allow your spouse to initiate intimacy. If your spouse is sapiosexual for example, try to be knowledgeable in the fields that triggers her or try to be knowledgeable about things that she might not be paying attention to. Furthermore, improve your appearance, carve your hair line, trim your beards, clean your nails, polish your teeth, always smell heavenly and most importantly try to have an A/C in your bedroom (this one works like magic) your bedroom should not exceed 12 degrees at night, always have a warm bath at night, keep the mouth fresh and wear good deodorant before going to bed. Trust me your wife will always initiate romance cos the environment is graceful. Your spouse initiating intimacy makes it more fun, if you know you know...so guys instead of focusing on your spouse, focus on yourself and your spouse will focus on you.

May God continue to bless my Ex Estoreel wherever she is now.

I have never begged for Sex all my life and will never. Just enough teasing and being romantic then i'm good to go.

Undiluted Vawulence Thread.

All of you go dey Alright.

Guaranteed.

BigDickProblems:
Here are some of the reasons:

1. I get to search for a product information and only one user gets to spam the whole search results with his useless, greedy and overinflated prices; you will only get to see few users who posts the right information regarding the searched product. I would like to block this user so I can see road clearly.

2. There are some useless recurring comments from certain accounts on different topics and sections that are irrelevant and plainly dumb and for such, I'd like a situation whereby I can block those users for eternity.

3. For personal reasons I would like some words to be muted from my end. I don't want any information about certain people or things. That way, I can be freely let anyone read through any comment from Nairaland that I hope to show them.

4. Some users are fond of creating useless threads in order to promote some of their useless porn websites and stuffs like that. I'd like to block those users for eternity every single time I see them.

5. Also, kindly provide a block button for Mods as well, they are not excluded.

Thanks in anticipation Nairaland. If you can't do all these things, then it occurs to me that Nairaland is no where near standard, but a ureaucratic organization filled with Inflexible developers and local champions.

But if you can do this. Then you are really worth it.

Believe me i really need this at the moment.

I have really thought about it many times.

money121:
Eid Mubarak from me and Mine. 🏃❤️
Taqaballah minna-lahu wa minkum.

Nairalanders bless Us with your beautiful eid pictures

May we celebrate more on earth in good Health and Wealth (Amin)

Young guy. Nice one.