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I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step

b3llo:
Glory to God.

God is still in the business of rescuing his own people.

He never stopped

NwaNimo1:
Cute B..itch....

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lol... Look at all what an old man is posting about ... If you stop, you moda... Lol

Isobug:
Dry memes

lol... We plenty dey wait ooo...

Spending123:
If this happens to be true I can say that Nigerian girls are useless all of them.

upcoming criminal and Almajiri

HellVictorinho:
My lady ...
Can you send your pics to me through WhatsApp?
My number is 09093543781

here's my picture �

HellVictorinho:
You have your own in your head,sha.

my boy...
To-hell-to-victor

Nonexistent:
Liars. When did primary school pupils start to dey write names of noise makers?

lol... They will use mouth kill you today... Ode.. You talk too much

NwaNimo1:
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na you go still tire for this your stupid memes... We dey wait

Their:
Seun is more matured than Mynd44, so it will end as fun not ban

Mynd44 is not mature you mean, wow !!!

ridwanlawal:
See as the big man dey chop life

dey chop nairaland money .... Hmm

Met him in a bar chilling and he told me how he wants to take a wife... Congrats bro !!!

Chii59:
No need proving my gender. Go away.

yahoo boy... Na spoilt beans you go pick

fati2001:
NIGERIANS ARE USELESS


TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT..

THE UNIVERSE ARE AWARE!!

lol you dey use people papa catch cruise �

Oshogbo Ebube Nwagbo version

LadyTianna:
Hey. Normally I don't create threads to bash guys but today I'm repulsed by some of the comments and threads made by guys here.

Ladies, ever gone on a date with a guy and realized how foolish and dumb he is? Please come and share the experience with us

Most of them have very limited vocabulary. You'll say a sentence and they'll be staring at you in a very confused manner until you dumb down the words for them to understand. The only topic they seem well versed in is sex. Truly pathetic. Don't even get me started on how almost all of them have resorted to fraudulent and evil practices in order to make money. Many of them have damaged their brains with hard drugs to the extent that they can barely make coherent sentences. All the good men are dead or old sadly. Unfortunately due to societal stigma attached to unmarried women, many of us will have to tie ourselves to these useless fellows till death do us part

useless and worthless hole.. They might have even used you for rituals... Akwuna

Edobabe20:
I don't have time to wate with a craze person goodnight

your mama rotten smelly Toto... Upcoming yahoo boy

Edobabe20:
I pity you, is like dem don use ur head do ritual

na spoilt beans you pick Las Las.. No shi shi

Edobabe20:
You're sick for adressing me as a boy and for accusing me wrongly

yahoo boy... No dey run local... E go soon cast

Edobabe20:
Excuse me?

yahoo boy...

Edobabe20:
Of course ! Thats the most expensive gift on earth

yahoo boy

Draslo:
Find the nearest transformer and hug it.

otu nne i

My names are OLAMIDE OLATUNJI OLANIYI... Our men in all Yoruba lands have turn to women... All they do is gossip with ladies in saloon, do agbero work and now, the Fulanis are killing us and taking our wives... We call on Nnamdi Kanu and ESN to come to our rescue... Afonja men are useless...All of them !!!

johnkey:
this is so right, i discovered my musical talents when i stopped that stuff, i wrote about 20 good quality songs within a short period and 'e still dey hot for my body'..nobody except nairalanders know that i write songs i just pray one day i will showcase this beautiful talent to the world, can't wait mehn. i can feel it coming.

God bless you

Finally, please, avoid intoxicants and exercise to stay healthy !!!

Life is understood backwards but, we have to move / live forward anyway!!!

Know your self worth... Go into the streets and observe how people view you and start from there.. You energy introduces you before you speak...