₦airaland Forum

folake4u:
I never see any man wey I like, talkless to cook for am.

I'm not surprised.
You look malnourished.

After Tompolo's arrest

dashpressmedia:
Watch your words

You can't degrade all women

Correction: “some women are digusting”

ALL

Samantha124:
Careful what you say because you might just get banned again...

Answer Yes or No please.

Someone let this pig put his thing inside her?
Omo. Women are disgusting.

Samantha124:
Let me guess, your other nairaland account got banned...

Can you ride a pole well?

africo13610:
WARNING:This puppies are not friendly,if you are looking for friendly puppies,don’t chat me.

For your mind.

One big stone to the back of their head and I can scrape their hair off over firewood heat.

Kill her!!
She can Bleep but she cannot work.

pocohantas:
The first one is quite common. At least to me. It is worse if I have to deal with AC mixed with fuel smell or those terrible air freshners. Many times I have pleaded with Uber drivers to put off the AC and take the glasses down lest I vomit my intenstines. Strangely it doesn't happen when I am driving. Only when I am a passenger. There is a drug that was recommended for me, but I can't remember the name now.

What works for me is not to take any meal before a road trip. I don't eat in transit too. I will take water only.

I dread long road trips.

Motion sickness.
It happens when the body, the inner ear, and the eyes send conflicting signals to the brain which means they are not balanced.


Come let me rearrange your guts with a long pole.

What exactly was Gabon benefitting from them before?

Dis life sef.
Na d first time wey I no use condom be dis o.

Calm down.
He will return as a Senator like his SW predecessors.

Nothing.
I cheat for no reason.

The rain cloud ends there.
Simple.

Africa is daft.

Never.
How else will I survive?

The Nigerian coup is loading.....

Mention me when they are ready to be eaten abeg.