₦airaland Forum

MaritzaNL:
Tell her you have a girlfriend.

herdeythoun:
politely tell her

comos:
One of these three will be the PDP presidential candidate

Ahmed Markafi, Ibrahim Dakwambo or Sule Lamido

NwaChibuzor:
Nigeria 1-3 Zambia

jotey:
who is this one?

Pells:
can 1million get him a decent stuffs
stupid country!!!
Our buhari wey thief billions no fit give am 1billion
#buhariout

baike:
I even sex in the boat

RIPEnglish:
Different madnesses, like the twerking will has any affect on the death man

divinehand2003:
That guy in pix 1 be like......,,,
Prof, remember what Oga Buhari told you about the restructuring agenda that he wants to be a reality in Nigeria ooooo. Pls tell them now to spread the message to their various constituencies before PDP steals the show from APC in 2019.

Prof. Osinbajo replying.........
Ok ok, yes, that's absolutely right. I almost forgot because of the recent development in PDP. I will begin to champion the course for RESTRUCTURING asap.

otijah:
O boy! Soo horrific

This guy woke up sound and healthy this morning oo!
I pray we never meet such untimely deaths till our duely appointed time in this world. Amen

Kondomatic:
You are dating a guy.

He fvcks you good.
You fvcks him good too.
He spends on you more than you spend on him.

Then if eventually the relationship ends, you accuse him of using you

How exactly?


I am not understanding

ajoguegbe:
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MrBrownJay1:
The important question is:"why this seemingly fine and sexy babe CANT get a good man to date/marry, and instead needs the help of social media?"

SalamRushdie:
Patience the Lion heart .. This is the wife with heart of a man

teebaxy:
The haters have arrived, I hate Man U with passion

Adecks01:
may God have mercy on you for taking things personal

modelmike7:
Jonathan: The CURSE of Nigeria!! Ineffectual thing!!
When a sitting President opens his mouth on an international Television and say 'Stealing is not corruption' what do you expect? I am so grateful to God that these rogues never won the election, only God knows where the economy of my country will be by now.
They were only all concern about their selfish selves and family and never care about the masses and the ones supporting them with hunger! And imagine this man was borrowing millions of dollars to buy ammunition to fight insurgency...
And for the wailers that will wail forever supporting Jona and his gang of thieves, I really pity you all, where are those saying the money belongs to Amaechi?

$43 million dollars = #13 billion naira
$289 million dollars = (someone pls help me with the naira equivalent, my calculator just exploded!!!)
And this was mismanaged/stolen in just one Agency!!
Possibly over $1 Billion Dollars must have been stolen during the years Oga Jona was hot!
And some dumb people wonder why we are in recession!
May the enemies of Nigeria never live long!

TheWebGeek11:
Wow... To kill a chicken you think twice,aw much more human... A wakeup call for Christians to spread the awareness of fear of God abroad

MY CASE IS DIFFERENT

doctimonyeka:
I weep for Africa....

Even devil self dey jealous say men don wicked pass am....




Abeg na who we offend as a continent ooo

Tomorrow na zimbabwe and south Africa turn....

Drienzia:
When was KANU captain?

Igboesika:
Nig Delta oil money at work, that's why @bokis are against restructuring..their hubby is exploitation yet they have nothing to contribute. Parasites!!!

SalamRushdie:
Since when did Chadians become foriegners in Northern Nigeria, abeg they have more rights there than a yoruba or Igbo man

seunmsg:
Fayose playing his usual attention seeking amala and ewedu politics.

Nogodye:
And some people will call this their hero...I fear for this reign! What's the meaning of this?

kinibigdeal:
Why is our great hero giving PMB sleepless night? I dont know how baba will feel watching this. I guess is because of all this baba had refused to come back home. Part of the doctor's warning in london is for our president to avoid watching Governor Fayose's heroism

MOSTEC:
If she fall nko ? Anyway sha na their way

PerfectlyPerfect:
Good morning Nairalanders,
I want to use this medium to request your assistance in a venture i want to embark upon.
I intend to set up an ICT agency focused in providing services such as web development, digital marketing, branding, consulting and training, networking and hardware repair services to clients.
Setting up a business is really tough and with the way things are going in this country it might get tougher. Because of this, I need a mentor who can set aside some time to guide me in setting up and running my company until we are firmly grounded.
I need a passionate individual who will provide me with tips, advice and other help to set up this company. I do not need funds, all I need is advice and mentorship. An entrepreneur who has successfully set up and is currently running an ICT company will be a preferred choice.
I have a backing in Computer Science, I graduated with a second class upper in computer science and i completed my NYSC last year November. I am a web developer and I am also experienced in Digital Marketing.
If you are capable of helping a young man with this venture, please get in touch with me via my profile.
Thank You

derrick333:
shud b 6feet plus #pervert thinking# y did e put d one dat hv two legs n looks feminine waist down on his chest,

hungryboy:
It's really sad
I'm always of the opinion that instead of preaching prosperity our Pastors should be preaching contentment
People have become so greedy in this country
Pesin go thief 20billion go hide while people like me dey find 2k to take chop

Bekimbo:
e dey pain u say JONA no fit build even carpark for una
after 7 wasted years

abi kilonshele

you seems to be the most useless guy on Niaraland?