₦airaland Forum

kittykollinxx:
I have a friend who came to Ibadan for a conference, he pleaded to stay at my place because he wanted to use the money meant for his accommodation for another thing. I agreed, he came and we gisted till it was time to sleep.

This guy said he wanted to bath, so I led him to the bathroom. Immediately after he stepped into the bathroom, his phone rang and I went to give it to him. Behold, I sae black soap and native sponge in the bathroom. I shouted jesus!!!! I told him he could sleep with me. I had to lodge him somewhere that night

You told him he could sleep with you?

FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market yea right
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie.
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place

Just being curious, what's BCS? Do you really believe that he became wealthy by belonging to a cult? If belonging to a cult makes people wealthy, like your landlord, why would you not join him and become wealthy too by killing snakes and rearing some strange creatures. It seems to me a very easy way to get rich. According to you, he's an illiterate. Some of us have spent more than 20 years going to school and yet are still struggling just to feed.

Microwhy:
Without reading the post, I know it's going to be fill with crab.
Nigerians don't want true and sustainable change, all they want is patch-up, lies and manage.
We also deserve a better and good life. Without any doubt, this government has made Nigerians understand what they should look forward to and expect in a leader.
Buhari is a visionary leader with real, genuine and pure intention for a better Nigeria.
Either you wail or not what PMB is doing is what Nigeria need at the moment else it would be grounded totally.
Corrupt politicians will confess to you that this corruption fight is real but they will never admit to that instead they will want to manipulate the populace to rubbish the effort of any government that want to take the bull by the horn.
How long are we going to keep developing other countries? When a country border is closed, the sole aim and expectation is for the citizens to bring fore their creatively and sell to both local and global market but in Nigeria, the reverse is the case with very! very!! very!!! lazy people who want quick money.
China close its doors, reinvent itself and came out very strong. China phone is called palasa with a very bad ringtone but today 80% of mobile cellphone are from China.
No doubt this government security strategy and chiefs has failed Nigerians with more killings daily which should be a topic of discussion and not economy or suffering.

With people like you, Nigeria will remain backwards. Buhari is busy with implementation of his fulanization agenda by opening our borders to well trained and armed Fulani militants and you are here saying nonsense about Buhari having good intentions for the country. Too many annoying naive people in Nigeria.

That is the way it should be. If victims' families start targeting the Nigerian thugs in uniform or their families for revenge, they will think twice before abusing anybody's rights.

This arrogant fool again. Buhari is doing a good job in trying to cause disintegration of Nigeria with his tribalism and nepotism.
It will be a miracle if Nigeria does not split in 2023.

Stomach infrastructure politics. Terrible people with no principle.

jumper524:
Let's give kudos to our armed forces those guys are trying seriously.
Those bandits are well trained and are not easy targets.
I lost a secondary school classmates who's an airforce on the 6th of January this year to bandits attack in birnin gwari.
Now an inspector also lost his life in the operation.

God please protect our armed forces, Nigeria has suffered enough to banditry already ..

they'll be mistaking if they think your an idiot.
Even an idiot knows you are an idiot .

You expect the nigeria police to carry the dead body of the bandits away from the forest for befitting burial abi?
Use your skull atleast if you don't have brain..

Can you please explain how the Police counted the dead terrorists to get 250? If the Police actually killed 250, don't you think they should carry out investigation to identify them?

And I was praising them for their supposed impressive performance.
I guess the Police authorities lied. There were no 250 terrorists neutralized.
If the terrorists buried their dead, how were the Police able to count them to get the 250 figure. I guess this explains why there were no pictures of the operation shown.

Ideyontop:
Buhari just opened the door for his kinsmen to enter without restriction. Make una dey there dey sleep.

Don't mind the fools. Nigerians are easily deceived. Fulanization agenda on course. After the bigot leaves in 2023, if Nigeria still exists as one country, whoever takes over as President should cancel the granting of visa on arrival to Africans.

I am not surprised. That's a typical Nigerian lady for you right there. The average Nigerian girl is raised to believe that 'his money is our money but her money is her money '
I will advise that you go see her and try to talk things over with her and let her understand why she should help out. After all, the Bible said that women are helpers.
This incident should not cause a split because most of the ladies are of the same mindset on the issue of finance.

Didn't Nuhu Ribadu say that this Sultan was privy (with Buhari, El Rufai and Dambazzau) to the invitation of the Fulani bandits to Nigeria in preparation for the 2015 election.
If true, he should bear some responsibility for the increased insecurity.

sigiyaya:
I dont blame the North but the Foolish white man who left his land only to come the this part of Africa to amalgamate us with these brain-dead good for nothing almajiri northern parasite

We should quit blaming the white man by now. The amalgamation happened more than 100 years ago. It's time to start blaming ourselves for not correcting the mistake of the white man. Should we wait for the white man to come and separate us from each other?

Nigerians and sycophancy.

Freetech:
Almost all SE&SS banned the use of okada in their domain.


Surprise, that most of the people that have comment negatively to Lagos are from these states. They continue insulting Sanwo-Olu as he owe them anything

Same people who voted against the Sanwo-Olu

Does it mean they are the criminals using okada from their evil operations?

...... because I don't know why they were so much in pain since Monday.

I suspect you are jobless. Otherwise I don't see how earning an honest living through Okada riding has become an evil operation. If the Governments have been living up to their responsibilities, there would be no need for Okada. You make it look like Okada riders are criminals. Yet I'm pretty sure you patronise Okada. You should get a job and earn an honest living.

Yankiss:
These herdsmen are fortified with odeeshi. It is time for South-South and South East regional forces respectively. I am saddened that Nigeria is daily drifting further and further apart and the General at the centre is noncommittal. RIP to the slain.

So you believe the story that the bullets did not penetrate the Fulani militants?

adecz:
It is this same type of phonecalls
that police formations get when Fulani
kidnappers or murderers are apprehended.

A call from 'above' will just order them
to be released. You argue at the risk of
losing your job.

Buhari & his cabal are slowly destroying
the fabric of this nation, through
pathological nepotism & religious bigotry.

Their actions are dictated by religion, not the
constitution. Yet, they will not apply the
criminal aspects of Shari'a law against
Fulani criminals.

Boko haram keep beheading our
soldiers & Innocent Nigerians on video,
yet our govt releases their members
without trial & gives them money.

We are beginning to understand why
BH nominated Buhari as their spokesperson
during the discredited GEJ era .

What we are experiencing is state sponsored terrorism.

JasonScoolari:
Recently, it was a failed attempt by one useless Sanni to bomb the Living Faith Church at Kaduna, now, we've another failed attempt of two weaponised drones concealed in cartons to cause mass destruction....


It seems the Kaduna State Government have alot of explanation to do.

The Living Faith Church incident was obviously stage-managed to embarrass the outspoken Bishop Oyedepo and Christian Association of Nigeria. And to make people believe that the Nigerian terrorists include Christians as well as Muslims.
El Rufai should never have been anywhere close to the seat of government in Kaduna or Nigeria. Anyone thinking of supporting him for President should have his head examined.

Lame report from Sahara Reporters. They did not mention the name of the man that brought in the Drone who claimed to be working for the Kaduna State Government.
Then they mention a name, Kelechi, without telling us his full name and who he is.
Nonsense.

Yankiss:
Juju in a citadel of learning is an aberration. I am surprised that a student or so in the so-called Ivory Tower will descend to the level of juju. That's for primitive uneducated lowlives.

The vast majority of Nigerians educated or not, believe strongly in juju.

StarUp:
If he is qualified then what's wrong with putting his cousin?... Do you want him to put his enemy instead?

I am not in support but if his cousin can do the job, then why not?

With people like you, Nigeria will not make progress.

Cool. Birds of the same feather. Bunch of greedy thieves.

EzeIgbo1:
I suppose the IG of police reports to your retired pensioner father abi?

Fulani man, are you ashamed of identifying with your ethnic group?

Wow! Impressive. This is commendable. I didn't know that the Nigeria Police is this capable. They should keep it up and ensure that the Fulani militants are chased out of Nigeria and back to their respective countries.
We should urgently create State and Local Government Police so that the Federal Police can focus on operations like this and the Army can focus on defending our territorial integrity.

EFCC needs to wade in here to have them explain how they made the money for the property on their civil service job salary.

Dozie32:
How I wish I fit see the boy dash am my school fees. I think say PROF dem sabi all ??no be wey no need money .if you see am dem go dey do mago mago for lecture hall ehh..

You are assuming the guy made money. He probably lost everything.

stubbornman:
i am going into forex big time this year

Forex is pure gambling. You'll lose your shirt.

20% return every two weeks?? That has to be a Ponzi scheme. And Professors fell for such pyramid scheme? Smh.

Fasindo:










Very good policy


I support Pantami on this.
What another great achievement by Buhari govt

If Nigerians start using only 3 Sim card
Security will increase.
There won't be Boko Haram, bandits, kidnapping, armed robbery nd herdsmen attack anymore.

There will be massive job opportunities that even foreigners will beg to come nd work in Nigeria

The rate of Naira exchange rin d market will be higher than dollars, pounce nd Euro.
This will automatically lead to fall in price of rice, cars, handsets nd all gud.
In fact Range Rover will be sold at #12,000

There will be good roads in d whole of Nigeria because all d roads will fix itself
There will be cheap houses that every young Nigerian at d age of 18 will own its own house.
There won't be army, police nd SARS intimidation.
Our hospitals will start functioning more than the ones in Dubai, Canada, London nd USA.
There will be free education
There will be no more election rigging.

Even Coronavirus will stop if Nigerians starts using 3 Sim cards.
Boko Haram will release all those they kidnap.

Please let's support this good idea from Pantami.
Me I will dispose all my sim cards, I will be reducing it to 2, please if u ar using more than 3 Sims destroy them nd keep only three

I hope this is sarcasm.

I888:
you don't get it do you. The account that money will be placed will be monitored by the US. Which means they can't steal it. I wish previous ones were given such condition before we hear they were used to feed the poor like one useless pastor said.

Yeah right. I guess you don't know how Nigerians steal Government money. The contracts will obviously be inflated. The contractor will pay the officials the agreed amount. Do think America will be monitoring the Bank accounts of all Nigerians? In fact, most of the contracts will be executed by companies that are fronting for same officials.

Sirjamo:
Buhari has seen it all in public service. He was a minister, governor, GOC, head of state, PTF chairman and Two term civilian President. If he's a thief and he stole public monies in his over forty years as public servant, how come even a local government chairman is richer than him? Where are his mansions, private jets, oil Wells, expensive cars, companies, shares that almost all ex Nigerian presidents and other politicians have

Gullible Nigerians are never in short supply.

ChimaAgbalajob:
USA already knows the money will be stolen. Even biggar amounts have simply vanished into thin air under Buhari. Where is the $1 billion re-equip the army to defeat Boko Haram?

This money will also disappear. Nigerians won't even know when it's paid into Buhari's "pederation" account.

Nobody is even talking about that $1b anymore.

Maxymilliano:
Just look at the manner the United States is addressing the giant of Africa like we are some wayward college kids

Nigeria is not the giant of Africa.