₦airaland Forum

Fresca:
Haha I like you! You're too funny but I will beg to differ, just because girls made it about money doesn't mean that you have to go along with it. Stay true to yourself, there's girls out there that would want you for who you are, yes we still exist...

Would you?

This niggah razz

Seems the local champ has a thing for crackheads.

30 billion in the account and all they could buy was a cheap bouncer.

Naija blogger's fave new word:

Sultry.

"Slay" has been done to death.

UBA sponsored this.

Fresca:
Who has time to read all this nonsense. What else can you expect in a relationship of an ashawo plus a yahoo boy... rubbish people. She dey vex on top breast wey we don see hundred times already.

Nigerian men, ukwu will not kill you people... look at the fool saying "when I make money and I'm rich, you will love me"

Poor man mentality, please let's remove money from the equation. What else do Nigerian guys really have to offer??

Nigerian guys didn't start the whole money ish.

Nigerian girls did.

10 out of every 9 (yes i know) naija girls are about the money.

How many times have we read naija women saying "i can't date a broke guy"?

How many times have we read about men gifting multimillion naira cars to their resident golddiggers and every single girl in nairaland goes "baba god pick my call and send me some guy who'll give me an expensive car for no damn reason other than I'm a woman"?

How many times have we seen girls in instagram, twitter and bookface crying their damn eyes out for flavor, davido, wizkid or some such immature fukks only cos they got fame and fortune?

How many baby mamas do we read about daily dropping bastards like shiit for peanuts?

You people made it about money.

You made us who we're.

We're your Frankenstein's monster, and we'll continue to commoditize your affections as long as your won't keep your slimy hands outta our pockets.

Lalas247:
Another Rejected Nigga

A moment silence .. y he no go vex he can't get dat ass anymore ... Pele she wicked sha

Lefulefu see yansh for u ooo bring ur ukwu crew ..


Hag on last screen shot on the right.. abeg read that last bit
She said mis courage Kai ... kai ... kai .... the girl brain na cotton wool sha

There's an inverse relationship between huge ass and brains.

jagugu88li:
.....and I happen to be currently being recruited by the same americans, demanding I edit my resume to the old format. Glades crop care, an agricultural research institution has also in the past asked I do the same....old format

My agency always preaches that new format is only for internal post....American

Yeah.

I guess that one lousy $6 an hour job smacking dough at Wendy's qualifies you as more knowledgeable than the tons of career experts quoted in the article.

Smh

Amberon11:
Stop embarrassing yourself. Check out TB Joshua's miracles on my page.

The moment you mentioned "miracles" betrayed you as a zombified bible thumper.

spacetacular:
Too far gone to where please? You are actually the lost cause here. You hear the word GOD and you get all panicky and begin to loose your mind and this shows in how badly you wish to discredit anything and everything verifiably linked to God's intervention.

I was like you even as a Nigerian resident in the UK but it took my colleague who happens to be a white British man who preached me into Christ and in Christ I am resolute and saved which I cannot say for you being the lost cause here.

In my line of work I see medically unjustifiable and unexplainable happen regularly and it further digs me deeper into Christ. I see people receive hope in their situation and a new lease of life the moment they embrace Christ which is something they never had when away from Him and you have to wonder, what or who could cause such a tangible radical change in such persons if he wasn't real? What or who would give verifiably self experiencing track records of change and growth if it or He wasn't a part of the change process?

You need to take several seats.

You keep hammering about being in the UK like that somehow validates your fallacy.

Your UK and US don't faze me. You've no idea where I am or where I've been.

Meanwhile I've nothing against god or those who believe.

But I've a problem with shallow minds and ignorant fools who fight against logic to believe in what is scientifically, physically, even ethereally impossible.

Some asshole says he dies, wakes up, and is miraculously healed. And you swallow it hook line and sinker and yet you've a problem with my disdain for your stupidity.

Believe all you want, but don't attack me for not believing and calling this hogwash for what it is.

Keep wallowing in your cuckoo land.

jagugu88li:
Us doesn't ask for this. Its only the hobbies they dont want to see in your CV. They actually encourage one to send a fully detailed one. Its only when a company has internal post that this sort of CV is expected.

The article was authored by americans. All the experts quoted are americans. Business insider is an american news site.

The language and context is american.

The US is even mentioned in the article.

Yet you're arguing it's not about the US.

Misleading headline.

Almost every function requires an external device.

Igboes.


There's just no divorcing them from stupidity.

spacetacular:
I am unaware of these examples you just gave. However regarding the person who claimed to have called heaven on his mobile phone, knowing how people upload on YouTube I am sure they only uploaded the part featuring the alleged phone call and not the entire video from the beginning. I am sure an explanation would have been seen if the entire video was put up and for Pastor Joshua his case is a possibility because even here in the UK we see demonically manipulated and oppressed people a lot.

People who in their time of possession can tell you where you were and what you did even those times when you were all alone. We see them cry out that they belong to Satan when being prayed for (and these are white people, not black) so with such similarities how and why would I doubt pastor Joshua? Should I doubt him simply because he is "Nigerian"?

You say "we" all know how it starts but as far as I am concerned you are alone in that position because he has not mentioned anything about running a church and you should stop with the hasty generalisation.

Maybe you should try attempting to actually see things for yourself, by yourself rather than depending on YouTube.

Your case is hopeless.

You're too far gone.

macanthony25:
This is not from Nigerian point of view. It sounded more like European

US

felixomor:
Argumentum ad Ignoratum &
Fallacy of hasty generalization.
Please provide another answer.

Ok.

Here's another answer:

You're an asshole.

Now get lost or you get rekt.

Cowards.

Always running to the US and UN.

Come, didn't they place their bets on Donald Trump?

So when is he sending the marines to forcefully claw out biafra for you?

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spacetacular:
Does it make sense to you bringing a future argument when nothing you mentioned has happened? Did he say he plans to run some church? You say Christians are gullible while you are being gullible through ignorance and hearsay.

We all know how it starts.

Have you forgotten the pastor who called heaven on his mobile phone?

Or TB Joshua who fought satan's lieutenant?

It's all on YouTube.

KingEbukasBlog:
Oga Felix , he is an arm chair atheist .

ExInferis does not need to verify

His chair , his mobile device and hatred for God are enough evidence that the story is false .

I only hate false gods.

Such as the ones who send their only misbegotten sons to suffer and die for nothing without preventing the whole mass of you from going straight to hell.

felixomor:
You that is wise,
How do u know he is lying?
Have u reached out to verify?

Well, given that your entire belief system is predicated on a mythical jew who died and resurrected, you're precisely this story's target audience.

Pure lies.

Not only was he resurrected, his heart miraculously healed as well.

Next he's gonna start a church and rope in the gullible fools that abound in christendom.

CROWNWEALTH019:
This same use less vegetable uneducated phoolish nonsense cow condemned Yaradua for traveling abroad for treatments, and now the idiat has spent billions of naira to treat himself. Is it not better for the ani mal to die and allow this country be or why is he still holding on to power?

Karma is indeed great, when you outside you don't open mouth to spill shiit.


Many nairalanders hailed him when he called on yaradua to resign due to ill health but today they have lost their voices, where are omenka , madridguy , egift , modath , uncle Gbawe , dropshot and co?



He's better dead than suffering all these pains and die with a use less name or better still resign if he really wants the good of the country....

Now this is one angry dude.

From your tone i can tell you're unemployed, suffering, broke, and owe money all over the place.

So projecting your poverty on buhari makes you feel better.

Conmen dunking an old woman in putrid water on the trail of a fairy tale just to rope in more sheeple.



Showboats.

eph12:
Or what? You kill some Igbos? Perfect!

If they refuse to leave.....they become fair game.

We can't be more diplomatic than giving them a quit notice.

If anything igboes ought to thank us for hastening the realization of their dream.

franudi:
That will not be your headache. Let us have BIAFRA first.

Have it already!

Who's stopping you?

The country is forced to use the Gregorian calendar which is based on the death of the christian jesus.

No one is crying foul.

Nigerian christians are rabble rousing losers who scream and whine at everything.

Oh yeah?

Explain Dino's cars then.

eph12:
It doesn't matter what they want anymore but what the Northerners​ want? For too long they have been like a pest so as Arewa you should be doing everything possible to ensure the FG send them away. The damage has been done already. The way forward is to send them out isn't it?

Hence our gentlemanly quit notice.

LionDeLeo:
ZERO bro, I don collect am already.

Zero?

I thought you were a MAN, not a wimp!

eph12:
The bold part is laughable. I guess you're trying to prevent the Igbos from killing themselves right? LOL

Every other thing you wrote there is not worthy of anybody's time.

You're saying exactly the same thing Biafra is saying so why are you fighting with yourself? You want Biafra to go and stop disturbing you take it up with your leaders. Ask them to take sponsor or support bill to drive out Biafra for NIGERIA as simple as ABC

Look, the confusion is occasioned by the igboes themselves.

They want more federal presence in the East, and they also want the presidency in 2019.

And they simultaneously want to secede from Nigeria.

It's easier to figure out what women want than to understand just what the heck igboes want.

LionDeLeo:
Well said.

Lol @ the emboldened

But the truth is that whether it lasts for 6 hrs or 60 billion yrs, na dem sabi, the must important thing for be say make comot, shikena.

One Orijin for you.

Alcoholic or Zero?