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Christianity created its own problems.

No religion is as confused on its deities as christianity.

1. God is one. No, god is 3. But in the beginning there was only one.

2. god is omnipotent, but he needed 6 days to create the universe, and needed a whole day to rest his frail mortal husk as he was winded from all that awesome creatin'.

3. Jesus is god. No jesus is the son of god.

4. god sent his only (mis)begotten son to die, even though god is jesus, and jesus knew about god's (his?) plan to get crucified on earth. But hold on, why is jesus, who's also god (remember?) wailing for god to save him when the romans were closing in?
"eli eli lama sabachthani "

5. jesus prayed to god and says god is his father. But you don't pray to god, oh no. You pray to jesus. Cause jesus is god. But god is also jesus' father. And the holy spirit is also god. But jesus is not the holy spirit. And the holy spirit is not god's son. Who made the holy spirit again? And was it a duet before jesus was born by mortal mary?

Damn.

Christianity is just a massive mindfuck.

Even buddhists and idol worshippers have straightened out their deities' origin story.

Hotshawarma:
Kuku say u wan show us your dog.......the body size of your dog and her dog is not that much so the talk about camera ish is nonsense because someone else can simply say it is the position of your camera that also made your dog look huge too..

It's not about the dog, which is an unremarkable canine.

He's stylishly showing off the car.

Everyone ignore the OP.

It's her vag1na talking.

newyorks:
yu never reach to provoke me ok! just wither yu outa here.

Ignorant fukk

Blessing....Gift...Joy....

Well, what did you expect?

Airforce1:
Five star music boss, Emoney stormed the Lagos airport today with his fierced looking security guards to board Air peace to Abuja.

E-money is a billionaire brother to Kcee "Limpopo" crooner and also the CEO of five star shipping line.

.photos below

Source
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWAZaexFaCp/

Stormed...
Fierce-looking....
Air Peace...

The incongruity is simply mind-boggling.

Now, will you silly bloggers please look up the meaning of "stormed" before you so blithely apply it to every sentence?

Some effeminate fool would lazily saunter into a place and you'd call it "stormed".


EDIT:

Oh, and one more thing:

If I see "Limpopo crooner" in reference to KCEE one more time I swear I'll shoot somebody.

KCEE is just 4 letters. K.C.E.E.

Limpopo crooner is 2 words and 14 letters.

Which is easier?

Or is all that KCEE's ever done that's relevant is croon "limpopo"?

newyorks:
are u very sure?

Quite

newyorks:
hw did this attract public attention biko nu? to the extent of appearing on nairaland.

what of this aboki man selling bobo, sweet nd acessories here, so we should snap him and post here.

Apparently the context completely went over your head.

You people enable these little punks.

I don't even know what we're supposed to be restructuring.

Nigeria's problem has always been leadership failure.

I can't see how those same failed leaders will congregate in a hotel and declare that "restructuring" is the only way out.

If our leaders want to be sincere, the first thing they should do is strip off that dreaded immunity on elected officials.

That should get the ball rolling.

Gptech:
And if I can't provide pics it means am lying? Smh. Didn't actually comment to spoil your market if that's what you think, just stating the fact, have one lying useless at my friend's, and have come across more with similar issue. Also check the reason why most people sold theirs here on nairaland , it's for the very reason of screen flickering.

I've owned 3 LG G2s.

Never had that ish.

Maybe u bought refubs.

Oh shut up.

This is precisely why he should've remained in jail but you people demanded that he be freed.

He's your demon now. Live with it.

Say something about it and the feminists will be up in droves braying about the objectification of women.

Say something about it and the feminists will be up in droves baying about the objectification of women.

IamaNigerianGuy:
The story is incomplete. Why did the banks decide to call in the Telco's debt without exploring the option of a grace period ?

The 2015 - 2017 financial years were very tough andthe country experienced it's worst recession during that time.

I understand at one stage, the company also offered to pay back the loan in naira but the banks insisted on dollars.

Is taking over the company the best option? Is there a back story we don't know ?

There's no conspiracy to spin here.

The Telco defaulted on its loan, and that's it.

The issue of grace period does not arise given the banks are profit-oriented entities too with obligations to their shareholders.

No reasonable business will allow a defaulter to ask for massive writeoffs and leeway to pay as deemed fit.

I swear i didn't understand a damn thing.

I don't speak thot.

Lmao this asshole's staged photos are always ridiculous.

Biafra unravelling from within.

I said it: Igboes themselves are their own bane.

KingsoBabaTips:
The story is not complete !!!!! He bought the honour with Money it wasnt on merit , trust England No Resources but they are Rich !!!!!

He bought the Queen of England?

A woman worth over $500m?

I'm sure it pains you cos he's a muslim northerner, right?

Your parents ought to be ashamed of you.

Papiikush:
Celebrating success. (In DJ khaled voice)

By the way, why is that divorced bìtch looking like a doll?

Why she rub oil for body?

Why is she spreading her legs almost revealing her pants?

I think she has the biggest nostrils in the whole world.

People are stupid if they believe famous celebrities really manage their public social media accounts themselves.

Davido is crowing for nothing.

If anyone asks Ronaldo who Davido is, he'll give you a blank stare.

Disclaimer:

I'm not a fan of Wizkid. Infact i hate Naija music.

Only a complete douchebag will pose like this in public places.

And i see he's still posing in front of other people's cars.

Well at least this one is not photoshop.

phlamesG:
am I d only one who thinks she looks like a fvcking stripper?

No wonder her marriage didn't last

She was a thot, yeah.

She was Mavin's resident thot.

Neither automobile nor design.

NaijaTechGuy:
Guy wait.. Did I just see Affordable Price ... You're joking. But seriously this your expectations eh.. They're off the hook. Smaller screens. The new trend is larger bezel to screen ratio so that's out of the question. Also by the Time the S9 is released, a couple of phones will already have the fingerprint scanner below the screen so it won't be a selling point, Vivo is already the first to get the technology and they'll release a smartphone with it this year. As for the dual lens camera.. It's nothing new.. In the meantime S8 + is still bae

Club member

Someone please tell me what these people want.....

mekaboy:
The greatest mistake Nigeria made was Buhari. Tinubu sold Buhari, today he sacked 450. MTN was doing promo under Gej, today they are sacking. Etisalat the same. Dangote that Gej made richest in Africa receiving insult.

GEJ made dangote the richest man in Africa?

Now that is laughably asinine.

I guess dangote was a poor, starving aboki beggar before 2011.

But pray tell, why didn't GEJ make PEJ or Edwin Clark the richest in africa?

Why dangote?

See how silly you look now?