₦airaland Forum

ERockson:
They should just allow the man to complete his brother term unopposed, that' s a better gift Aregbe can give Adeleke's family and not raise another opposition against the young man for the position that won't last up to 2years

Typical Nigerian mentality.

Is it a birthright?

NwaAmaikpe:


Dino please do not die...

We don't want you dead...because if you die there will be no more stupid senator in the National Assembly

They're all stupid

DY20:
Hi Nairalanders!

"My dad talks too much" and by saying too much I did not mean he's crazy or something, I mean he talks sensible thing for an absurd long period of time.

Let me use 5 out of million of scenario to define my case.

1. Anytime the family is complete inside the house, and everyone is quiet; busy with something, I browsing on my phone, my little brother playing video game, my sister using beads, mum watching TV and my dad? Talking. When it is very obvious that no one cares to listen, he continue talking.

2. If any of my friends came to visit me, they will become my dad's guest. From the very first moment they say "Good morning" to him, he started talking, asking them questions, essp about their work, school, and talking about his own life too. Like what is happening now, I can see awkward smile on their face as they listen but just don't want to walk away leaving him embarrassed.

3. One day, I was chatting with girlfriend till late in the night, he woke up and say a light in the male children's room, he came in and started accusing me of internet fraud. We talked and talked till we settle it at dawn. From 2 to 4.30. In the morning, my dad started the topic with my mum again.

4. He talks every seconds when he is in the house or when anyone is with him.

5. He make anyone he saw with me (or any of my siblings) to introduce themselves. Indoor or outdoor.

I don't usually talk about my family affair with people but nobody knows me here or my dad.

I just want to know how to handle situation like this because I've started thinking of leaving the house. Maybe I'll learn to accept him when I don't see him everyday.

See? He is starting already... continues to talk when I'm not even looking at him.

Kill him.

Nbote:
He's d son of a billionaire before he became a musician so yes he can have dat much money...

Even his dad doesn't have 30 billion.

That dress is literally hideous.

Whoever made it ought to be burned alive.

I read this five times.

Still can't decipher what he's saying.

Mediocrity only spouts drivel.

This national embarrassment ought to be removed from the senate.

By the way why does Kogi spawn so many halfwits?

That hideous nose ring makes it impossible for me to respect this attention-seeking ho.

beinstein:
I feel being cheated and betrayed bro. my first Tecno phone ever, and this is a mistake i can't afford to repeat again. My last phone's camera(LG G2) beats this so called 16mp camera hands down, no contest.

TBH, I'm not surprised you were gimped. I mean, cheap phones hardly come with good cams, especially not Tecno. One of the features high-end phones tout is always a good cam.

Nonetheless, if camera is so important for you, you shoulda gone for a used LG G4, if you couldnt afford better.

Tough luck, bro. Avoid Tecno like the plague.

PS: Like i said earlier, dont be fooled by MP. Always look for other more important camera features like I mentioned earlier. For low light, nothing beats aperture size and some sort of image stabilization, whether optical or digital. Also how fast the camera focuses also matters a great deal. Lastly, all the camera features in the world are useless if the camera software is crap. So always check out savvy reviews (not those MissTechy bullcrap and other shallow naija parrots) before you buy.

Someone shout YAHOO...er, I mean, Halleluyah!

taylor88:
this one go need N5000 vaseline


till my di.ckk fall out


lemme kukuma wish myself RIP in advance


bye bye


don't cry for me i was killed rehearsing a fruitful handwork

Lucky you.

I'm using engine oil.

beinstein:
I'm using the cx and i can authoritatively say the 16mp camera is far below my expectations. I was deceived.

With f-stops of 2.2 and 2 what did u expect?

Nigerians are obsessed with megapixels and not the stuff that matters: sensor size, OIS, aperture size, and shutter speed.

This phones will be terrible in low light...hence the front LED flash.

That damn dog gat claws!!

Really?

In 2017?

Caustics:
koko master!!!

i wont mind getting that blazer, wrist watch and vehicle from him

Get a gun

Pure lies.

1. Tomatoes are fruits, not veggies.

2. Tomatoes don't cultivate well during the rainy season. The heavy rain pulverizes their soft skin. Running water also easily snaps them off their weak vines.

3. Tomatoes are perennial by default, and grow in temperate climates.

4. Year-round tomatoes are grown in greenhouses.

5. Farmers use their fields to plant something else during the rains cos of the above.

timmyblast:
nice one, my advice for you is to go get a life cos u just have a job n no life

Lols.

You've my sympathy.

timmyblast:
you see urself. "making the cut" divided into three which i believe will also be subdivided. one thing iv learnt in life is if u got a job, simply means u lucky not because you worthy. So get of ur shell mister....

Whoa there, Hector.

Not my fault u ain't got a job yet, so check ur angst.

Almost everything is the sum of its parts. If i say a girl is beautiful, you know what it means. But it's the little things that add up to the beauty: her eyes, nose, mouth, skin, hair, etc.

So everything subdivides in to everything else.

Stuff > Molecules > atoms > particles > quarks > strings etc.

timmyblast:
great. are u really sure not making the cut is the only reason. lets be sincere for once.

Yep.

Nothing else.

Making the cut means:

1. You've nothing of value to offer
2. You got no patron to leg you up
3. You didn't make any good impression you're worth their time.

Keneking:
Ok, this zip code is useless, just enter Lagos Mainland and despatch rider knows its anywhere before IBB Bridge

You obviously are clueless where and how these can be used.

Fibroid operation made her bald?

Oh lordy!

This attention seeking ho is at it again.

Hope this Kardashian kid doesn't turn out as ugly as the mother.

Completely made up story.

You can smell the figment of the author's inagination a mile off.

This is what happens when you stay awake at 4am staring at your keyboard.


Niggah get some sleep.

Er, no one is fleeing in your pics.

Just people casually walking by in both directions.

Be honest.

It kinda turned you on.

This is crap.

There's just one reason you don't get called back:

You didn't cut it.

Period.

How do I know?

I ran the HR dept of a major company.

So there.

This is absolutely pointless and badly written.

Anyone with money to spend knows exactly what they want to buy. All specs are listed in the box right off the bat.

Virtually anyone buying a phone base their choice on their budget, and usually have done their homework.

I'm also yet to see an Android phone without BT.

Anything for FP, eh?

Loud House

Family Guy once in a while since its quality went south.

Simpsons too has gone down hill.

So has southpark.

Don't even get me started on American Dad.

So for now....Loud House.