₦airaland Forum

Why's he hanging out with a has-been?

Tell that to FFK and his igboe inlaws (or outlaws in this case)

So they expect the presidency on a platter of gold?

Or do they think bluster and bluff will serve them on this quixotic quest?

Igboes, no one takes you serious. Better go find out how to rescue Evans than worry about an outright scientific impossibility.

TecnoServe:
Apt criticism.
Though I am not exactly conversant with photography jargons.

However, let me ask.

Don't you think the phone's camera fares well vis-à-vis the 60k (recession influenced) market price?

I don't have a problem with the camera that much.

It's the way Tecno and its fans tout the phone's camera as if it's the best thing since dipping sauce that gets to me.

They're so super-pretensive and loud you'd think they perform like the samsungs and googles of this world.

EDIT

I see you work for Tecno.

I completely understand your position on this matter.

Cheers.

What makes you think he's dumb enough to have the ransom money wired to his account?

They use blinds to do dead dropoffs.

Someone drops the money at some random location.

The blind pick it up and disappears.

He hands off to another blind and so on.

Later when the money is confirmed safe where it needs to go, kidnap victim is released.

But i won't deny the existence of some patronage and settlement system with some authority figures.

decatalyst:
Go invest in research

Ah, that refrain is the default refuge of the scoundrel.

stonemasonn:
I don't hate the north, I'm from north central. The day the north stop feeling that stupid sense of entitlement that's when they will grow.

What stupid sense of entitlement?

That the north ruled militarily due to the adventures of some soldiers? Igboes taught us how to plot and execute coups. Luckily most of the latter coups are by northerners against other northerners.

In our neo-democracy, the south ruled more than the north.

Even now a yoruba man is in charge.

Who has the most sense of entitlement besides the igboes who say they must rule or bust?

You're just parroting a false narrative spawned by the collective paranoia and xenophobia of the christian south.

TecnoServe:
Dear beinstein

This picture was taken using the Canon CX

Do you like the quality?

cc: Exinferis

Two things:

1. Too much noise (see the details on the leaves and the beam)

2. Imagine a grid on the picture bassd on the rule of thirds. Nothing in any quadrant is in focus.

So, too much noise and poor focus. Ergo, small aperture.

Color reproduction is not too shabby though.

It's no secret who the 'bigwigs' are:

Every South East governor.

The entire Eastern economy, such as it is, is propped up on the proceeds of crime.

decatalyst:
After all this, he go still shack jack Daniels and most, smoke shisha and the likes

Well, the place nah just tourist site...

Majority are worse off than before they went to the supposed holy land.

At least muslims have somewhere to go and where they revere as holy.

What do christians have?

Rome?

stonemasonn:
the problem with people like you is that you give the north too much power as though they don't draw blood and you underrate your people the Yoruba so much.

In about 16 years of democracy the Yorubas ruled Nigeria for 8 years.

Currently a Yoruba man is holding sway at the top.

That to me is a sweet deal.

You that have decided to hate the North, what are you making out of it?

azimibraun:
What do the igbo people want?

A mythical El Dorado flowing with milk and honey, where kidnappers, fraudsters, baby factory owners, and other crooks will have a field day on their fellow citizens unhindered by the law. This mythical, fantasy land is known as Biafra.

azimibraun:
Is it an impossible thing to get?

It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle....

azimibraun:
Who or what is preventing them from getting it?

Themselves.

azimibraun:
Are they going about getting it the right way?

Nope. They want to use violence. Last time they tried that, they had their collective arses handed over to them.
Madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results every time.

azimibraun:
Is the demand coming at the right time?

No. They're not even ready to live together. No one hates the igboe as much as they hate themselves. They practically invented Pull Him Down Syndrome and Black Belle.

azimibraun:
Why do they want that which they seek?

In Nigeria they keep getting caught in their criminal enterprise. They hope Biafra will be free of those pesky laws.

azimibraun:
If a brilliant child ask these questions what brilliant answers will such child get?

Igboes is stoopid.

There are actually a thousand things car dealers don't want you to know.

Every loose bolt, leaky hose, worn out joints, rusty iron, bendy plastic, and mouldy fabric is a secret you the buyer must not know about.

It's a sign.

9 out of 10 igboes are criminals.

The 1 igboe who isn't a criminal is still studying the craft as an apprentice to a crook.

ismhab:
they are negotiating to stay in Nigeria

They are begging to stay in Nigeria.

Now that Evans has been arrested, the GDP of the South East is going down.

Nothing good has ever come out of kogi.

decatalyst:
Thank goodness it happened in Lagos. If nah for other states, theaf go carry all the noodles and the truck may probably rotten on the road.

I trust the drivers of these trucks, dem dey do jazz!

Lagos is moving...Nigeria will get there.

If na for East they'll take the truck and leave the noodles.

Tkester:
Things are gradually escalating... I blame buhari for all these.

Once foreigners most especially westerners start getting involved in biafran issues then know it is a game over for Nigeria. This is because a lot of mercenaries will bring investment into it and will ultimately want to reap from it.

Keep daydreaming.

Which group of people has the wstern world assisted to violently gain independence in recent history?

America is retreating towards isolationism.

Or what did you think Trump meant by America First?

What the hell is a pushparty?

Pre-wedding photos...birthdays....housewarming....thanksgiving...graduation....anniversaries...bridal showers...baby showers....

Nigerians keep coming up with new ways to celebrate the banality of their existence.

steric58:
man he is only saying d truth those guys are Rogues, we paid for prepaid meter since last year December uptill will are unable to get, unless Nigerian stand as one against oppressors from govt and her public sector and not by fighting one another, there is real suffering in the land

Another arsehole.

Geez how many of you lowlifes are crawling here?

laudate:
When creatures like you run out of logical thoughts, they resort to insults. All the adjectives you used in your response, are such a good description of your person. You have just labelled yourself as a 'Neanderthal, ignorant titch, bird-brained halfwit and broke motherfukker.' Why am I not surprised at your reaction? Typical!

Fukk you too, maggot

BTT:
Come, Uncle Loudmouth ex NEPA staff, someone gave clear instances of his wrong treatment by your former colleagues and the system you helped destroy, the least you can do is to shut your demented cavity and pretend you didn't see his issues than attack his persona.

As against him, you did not provide any fact to counter his position. You neither provided any leeway nor succor but came to war against the vociferations of a cheated man with stones and cudgels like a war roach that you tag yourself.

Please tell, was his comment too complex for your brain the size of a fly, or just humour me and agree you were just being plain ill-mannered? Of course, your comment truly betrays who the Neanderthal is.

I am done glorifying you with my time.

Fukk off, irritant.

folakemigeh:
What has he said that result you into insulting him?

Na people like u go dey slap their wife for house

Go away

hardbody:
Guy why are you vexing, that guy made a good case with strong logic. Answer him or admit defeat and STFU

Fukk you and everyone you know.

laudate:
Oga, you are talking from a very uninformed position. On my street, many families are not home during the day, as the parents are out and children are in school. Most people do not get home before 7 p.m. And most evenings, all you hear are the hum of generators, due to power outage. So how much electricity is supplied to power the ACs and heaters that you so blithely refer to?

My neighbour uses 2 ACs, a gas cooker and 3 fans. The number of his electronic gadgets exceed mine. But he does not spend more than 10k recharging his pre-paid meter each month. Just like me, he is only home in the evenings, anyway. So why should I be billed 35k for electricity that I have not consumed?

This is not the first time, it has happened. I will share one quick example. My family house in Festac was billed 65k in one month, just a year ago despite the fact that the entire house was deserted and only one caretaker living in one room in the BQ, was on the premises.

The day I took the bill to Eko Disco to complain, the chap there told me point blank that a wrong factor was used in computing the bill, but there was nothing he could do...I should just pay the bill.

I wrote several letters to them, but nothing happened. Electricity supply was even disconnected from the house. After 3 months of going back and forth, they still insisted that the entire bill should be paid, but only gave us the grace to pay in installments. Where is the fairness in that?

If you are a paid agent of Eko Disco, please tell them that extortion by any other name is not the right way to do business. They were not appointed to rip us off!

Hey watch it you broke motherfukker.

I'm not anyone's paid agent.

If you can't afford electricity then stick to candles, you Neanderthal.

You didn't have to resort to some misplaced indignation you ignorant titch.

I do know what I'm talking about cos i worked in the industry, you bird-brained halfwit.

Now...go rub some twigs. Mr Fred Flintstone.

Nigerian men are so stupid.

Now you're gonna maintain her AND the car.

This is the sort of thing that makes our girls materialistic.

Meanwhile, on her secret phone, she's calling her other love.

laudate:
Under-billed in what sense? When my pre-paid meter was working, my monthly bill never exceeded 8,000 naira. During the day, my house is empty! No lights are switched on, and all units are switched off at the mains. Immediately it went bad after a power surge, the same Disco started billing me 15,000 naira and now it has gone up to 35,000 per month. Am I running a bakery?

You're always free to contest your billing. If you don't, it's on you.

And your case is largely an exception. Households with sizable families consume power all day long.

nigerians dont want to manage energy, preferring to turn on all their ACs and heaters and other appliances all day. Truth is Nigerians simply want free energy. Or energy for which they pay on their own terms.

poseidon12:
Nothing to regret about having meter. You can control how much energy you use. You can switch gadgets off to reduce your consumption. I will prefer prepaid meter any day.

You missed my point.

Most residential customers are severely underbilled. By the time they get prepaid meters they start crying after seeing their real consumption.

That's why they kewp bypassing the meters.

In some places they're even resisting installation of the meters.

Yes igboes pls go back home.

We need some relief from your crime amd infestation.

Igboes are good for nothing.

Pls someone give them biafra.

At least they'll devour themselves 6 hours after independence.

Most nigerians are underbilled.

They'll regret asking for meters when their consumption goes from 3k monthly to 10k.