₦airaland Forum

davodyguy:
To help him improve on his written English

braimeddy:
I don't understand this her dressing. Is 1 of her breast bigger than the other?

Ajewealth123:
she looks edible like buttered bread
I remembered when her news first broke then
Come see as all these Lagos bread sellers dey package come our construction site come sell bread
Don't know why I like mean girls, they turn me on

Sincerely jumoke is hot damn
Whatever is going through my mind now,
I BIND YOU

Drdreyy:
this is pure photoshop. she can't pose on a very busy road like that., and even with a snake.
a closer look at the picture reveals that it's fake and made up.

hisMrs:
exactly! it is very bad. people hardly buy provisions because they feel its expensive and those who buy usually mince it. the guy now has d guts to take 3 spoons of milk. you dey make tea for the whole family? its a bad idea that u live with them, its a worse idea that they feed u

stressedout:
Pls nairalanders, I am in deep mess right now. I have been living in my compound for 6 yrs now but due to some money issues I was evicted and my friend/fellow tenant was kind enough to take me in for the time being. It is him the wife and their small baby son that stays.

The problem started when the wife start complaining that am wasteful. i have never remained food they give me. from then they reduced quantity of food they give me and i dont complain.

Now just this morning am making tea and take 3 spoons of milk in her presence and all hell break loose. she starts shouting and call her husband that even them dont take more than 2 spoons. the man called me later and said it is time for us to part ways.

Am devastated now. i even used my last cash to buy a tin of milk for them. what do i do now? i have no where to go.

Caustics:
i worked with him back in 2008 we mined tin in togo and exported the ore to germany. Made some millions of dollars from that but do you see me living large like him?

proud modafoka

Zilifish:
Then what is he into? I'm Igbo and I would say most of us have dubious minds. The problem stems from pressures from home. People worship you when you have money and arrive your village with Range 2016. They dont want to knw whether you killed to get it.

meeky007:
so there are ibos living i borno today.............................................................
i weak!!

Chemist009:
..... Hello fellows,my name is Shuaibu(not real name),am in my late twenties and am from Edo. So this is my story:



... Everything was going well and I was really at my peak until this happened some 11 years ago(2006 precisely)...... I was at home with my Guardian's wife and one of my cousins at night(around 8pm or so) when suddenly I heard someone call my name at the door and I answered rushing to open the door,only to discover that there was nobody at the door and i was a little terrified. And that ordeal, I can say was the beginning of my mystery.

Later on,I began having series of terrible nightmares that would linger on to become part of my life till this day. Firstly,I would always dream that I want to take something,but my hand will never get to it as i would stretch and stretch-and it was a recurring nightmare that happened on a regular basis. Secondly,I always dreamt that am always being pursued or running and when am running, it's usually at a very very slow rate and this dream too happened all the time. And so for a long sustained period,i had these two nightmares and in most occasions,always in danger.



Fastforward to a few years later and I would notice deterioration in every facet of my life, yet, I would just ignore. Later around 2012, I would gain admission into the University, but I well too realised that I was never the same again..... Before i entered University though, I began having health challenges (chest pain and discomfort) and I inwardly suspected it's a heart problem. So at the University, to cut a long story short, I never got anywhere near my peak and it was always whenever i had it in mind that I wanted to study or exams were around the corner that my chest problem always came, but when free or unoccupied or during holidays, I felt healthy and this was the trend all through my University days.


Again, although it was nightmares pre University, at the university it became somewhat metaphysical and it was in truth worrying. Whenever i slept and wanted to wake up, I always felt as though am being held down and standing up or even shaking becomes impossible and this has continued till this day. In summary, of recent it's either very terrible nightmares or not being able to stand up when awake as a result of being held down-and this mainly happens when am sleeping alone and in most cases when the room is dark.

It's way more mysterious than i presented it, but this is just a Summary of everything. Opinions please cos I feel trapped......

smartty68:
The monster they created is hunting them. Well shawn crime...
The little boy though...
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Fuckallmods:
Anywhere you find lunatics, igboo smokers, dangerous cultists and misled children you'll find Yorubas in the thick of it
These useless Yoruba people that have no product Of their crime. The only thing they know how to do is cause trouble and talk s.hit on nairaland