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SeverusSnape:
"we"??... Northerners and Some South Westerners. Unfortunately for you, Rivers is not North nor is it South West. Bro, It's "South south", and there are no brainwashed zombies there, Furthermore, The people despise Ameachi, So they will do anything to make sure his candidate doesn't occupy brick house. You mean you will leave your North or south west state to come and kick wike out, Please try it.

Didnt your brain protest when you were typing this rubbish?

We're no strangers to your rants about how the south-south is full of warriors who would not accept defeat, that you'd tear the country apart if GEJ is defeated, you'd shutdown that sludge you call oyel, etc etc.

The Northerners and Westerners gave your paylord a sound kick in the arse that propelled him all the way back to the swamps of Otuoke.

We then waited for the inevitable south-south uprising...

...Nothing

Yep. The chest-thumping creek vermin all went silent, skulking back into the holes to lick the wounds of humiliation and utter defeat.

So this latest rant is nothing but the whimper of a drowning man and his minions. Wike will go and will be arrested by eFCC and neither you nor your ilk will do crap about it.

SeverusSnape:
You sound like a paid goon. A despicable idiotic fellow, That's what you are.

No need for much talk, All I know is this, Just like Buhari will be president for four or eight years, Wike will be governor for eight years also, And there's nothing you Amala gulping minions outsiders will do about it.

Your useless Almajiric party won't accept defeat, They will learn the hard way.

Haha, see posturing! You're really working hard for your stipends. A chained dog barks loudest.

Meanwhile we kicked out your GEJ; who's Wike?

vanbonattel:
i guess Bode George and OBJ are also igbo?

Wait.

That's two potential criminals out of millions of decent people in the west.

I cannot name two decent igboes out of millions of criminals in the East.

Another day, another Igboe criminal

SeverusSnape:
See this Loafer

Oya go and remove him na... Even if Thiefnubu_ is the chairman of the tribunal, Wike is going no where. Mtcheeww...

You really sound like a jobless tout. No wonder you hail your chief thug wike. By the time you pull your head out of his arse, you'd find yourselves in the streets running from EFCC.

The testimonies coming from the tribunal in Abuja are not favoring your overlord. Nor is Rivers up to the task of defying the might of the republic. If however you chose to ignore facts, then you might as wel do the following:

1. Get Shovel

2. Dig Hole

3. Insert head.

I've never seen anyone spell this woman's name right

SeverusSnape:
Mark your trash rather. Rubbish!

Wike is going no where. Nobody born of a woman will remove Wike from that seat. You think Rivers is Osun?

You're going to look awfully silly when the tribunal eventually evicts Wike.

oh, you already look silly anyway.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
All my cows mean much to me, one is missing, it is called severussnape. I can't go without it. can you help me find it?

Avoid that one. He has Mad Cow Disease.

martineverest:
Intel,samsung and microsoft spend more money on research dan any oda companies.get ur fact right

Research, yes. No arguments on that. But we were talking mobile devices. On that field in R and D Apple is quite spendy and innovative. Let's review the innovations, shall we?

Hardware

1. Gorilla glass. Apple helped Corning revive the strengthened glass business.
2. Six degrees of freedom sensors via accelerometers, gyros, magnetometers.
3. Proximity Sensing
4. Retina display
5. Glass panel on back
6. Pentaband antenna integrated into the frame
7. Liquid metal components
8. sealed battery
9. Touch ID
10. 3D Touch
11. Taptic Engine

What then followed were a string of companies, the most visible of which is samsung, that suddenly began copying everything the iphone did and is doing and claim to be original. What were samsung phones like before the iphone? What was android like before iphone?

see the attached images:

Pic 1 was the original android prototype, the Sooner, running the very first android. see how much it looks like a blackberry?

Pic 2 shows the G1 and its icons and interface looking very much like the iphone

Pic 3 shows the Galaxy S and how much it copied the iphone, leading to the lawsuit samsung was ordered to pay Apple for infringement

Pic 4 Shows how the Galaxy S6 looks a lot like the iphone 6, including ripping off the Touch ID Sensor mechanics, and even the earpods.

we can argue about this all day, and i dont even like Apple, but sometimes i get woried when people forget who started this recent mobile trend and accuse Apple of not innovating. every Android manufacturer competes on specs alone, while waiting for apple to release something new so they can all rip it off.

everyone used to make fun of Apple's lack of sdcards, sealed battery etc. Now every OEM is copying these features, even samsung which was more vocal than the rest.

Macbooks are cloned (HP Envy series, Asus zenbooks etc) with everyone going Unibody, Chiclet keyboard, wide glass multitouch touchpad etc.

Oh, and Samsung Pay?! omg, how original. Just copy of Aplle Pay. they even stole the finger enrollment animation from Apple!!

martineverest:
Apple spend more time money on R &.apple and google are not even in top 10 R& companies,neither are dey in top 10 on the most innovative companies list...IBM,sony,samsung and microsoft lead R&

actually among the top 10 are Volkswagen at number 1, samsung, intel google etc.

BUT.

these companies are virtually conglomerates, or have hundreds of product lines. Apple has a few, so within the context of spending ONLY on mobile devices, i think Apple spends more.

look at the attached chart; at the point of developing the Apple Watch the company was spending about $8b dollars with only the Macs, iPhones, iPods, iPads etc as products.

volkswagen is the biggest car maker with a range of models and brands; samsung is a conglomerate with interests in devices, chemicals, heavy industries, fabs, financial services etc. Google has a range of products and projects in its X Labs from Fiber, Loon, Car, VR, browser, OS, Android, Glass, and many other quirky stuff.

So yes in global tech spending, Apple is a small player. But in mobile devices they;re quite huge.

na wa O!

Naija "celebs" and showing off every trivial thing!

Anyway, i blame jobless fools on twitter, instagram, etc.

Kylez:
na every nairalander them don scam so??


My freestyle rap single dropping here on Nairaland on Saturday the 12th

As formulaic as every other Nigerian music video:

1. Autotune. where would nigerian artists be without it?
2. Car pulling up, guy(s) popping out in slomo, smacking lips/rubbing hands/hi-fiving
3. Video hos. Lots of video hos gyrating.
4. A nice house, drinks, girls, booty shaking
5. whacked lyrics about loving the girl, having money & spending it
6. dollars. lots of dollars
7. rinse and repeat
8. profit!

Verdict: Meh.

Makes one quite blase about the whole thing.

engrkenny:
See black man's thinking, fatally flawed!

so what's a non-black man's thinking?

Which new species? Those are Biafrans.

Anyone interested at my rants over Apple can take a peek here:

https://neoteny7./2015/09/10/apples-extended-warranty-middle-finger/

Velocitron:
Very smart reply

Thank you!

However I do beileve Apple goofed, no matter what i said up here.

If you're interested, have a look at my rants here:

https://neoteny7./2015/09/10/apples-extended-warranty-middle-finger/

petermichaels:
Ok na,we can see d handsome or legsome presidnt dat comes 4rm d north and d beta things/pple dat are coming 4rm d north..

I'm glad you've seen it.

petermichaels:
May God 4giv or evn 5giv u cos u ar lost.

Is it me that's lost, or a whole tribe of bigoted yellow criminals who believe they own the country, and at the same time dream of another country?

ibedun:
May Allah in his infinite mercy bless you!

Amin. And you too.

Any man who complained about being raped by a girl must be a gay

martineverest:
And same bill gate helpd apple 4rm going extinction.osx more advancd dan windows?.

sigh. you're hopelessly recycling the same old mantra of Gates saving Apple with a measly $140m or so. but before all that gates was a nobody until he met steve jobs. windows would not have happened without the mac os.

martineverest:
osx more advancd dan windows?.dats joke of d decade.

yes it is, and if you dont know then you;ve no business in tech. No knowlegeble person would even consider comparing a Unix-like operating system with Windows in whatever way.

martineverest:
u shud ask ursef y macbook users uninstall osx and install windows in it

No Mac users; Windows users who just bought a Mac.

martineverest:
y apple releasd boot camp 4 windows 10?

No one says Windows is completely useless. There are times one needs to use Windows, hence the bootcamp support. If Macs come with Windows preinstalled, then you may have a point. Besides, i also dualboot Linux: so what?

martineverest:
it took apple 30 yrs to get 75million mac users and windows 10 just 3weeks to get 75million users.

this is you being sneaky. Windows has a larger install base, so windows users upgrading in droves means nothing comparatively with OS X. If even 1/10th of the windows 10 install base was coming from OS X, then you might an argument.

It's funny that apple with its fewer users makes more profit bthan the entire pC industry, and Apple has been growing while PCs are declining. Why are PC sales falling? MOBILE DEVICES!! And guess who makes the most profits here? APPLE!

martineverest:
ms office got no rivals,not even google docs

This is largely true, if one considers the dominance of windows. But Google is making inroads and that's why MS went to the cloud with Office 365. Only a matter of time.....

martineverest:
ms office is d major rzon y linux and chromebook isnt enterprise-worthx

You're comparing apples to oranges. MS Office = productivity suite; linux = OS; Chromebook = cloud- oriented hardware.

But i know what you mean. But i would argue that linux is not very strong in the enterpriser USER environment due to complexity; Chrome OS due to security. However it's funny that most servers in the enterprise and the cloud run off linux, or FOSS apps like APACHE!

And no matter what, for now, Apple remains the most valuable company in the world, the most profitable and biggest tech firm.

OZAOEKPE:
"Who's henry boyo?" Quote me anywhere.

I'm quoting you here

henry boyo is one of few smart people who recognized that fat, flat-nose, flat head old igboe madam for the failure she is.

but then, nothing good ever comes out of the east.

Taylor86:
Who's Buhari

Hv not heard of such name here in ph

Buhari is the 73 year old illiterate cow herder who humiliated and sent packing a supposedly god-sent Ph.D messiah.

I'm sure you've heard of the messiah in ph.

eaglechild:
Are you human?

No. My name is Siri.

athaboi:
little kids now have access to internet! It may be to bad for the coming generations.

I agree.

your parents shouldn't have left you alone with the family laptop.

Igbo propaganda

Those fools died as a result of fratricide.

ndcide:
As if you'll be pleased if this law makers make your to much loved executive to walk on eggshells.

As if you'll be pleased of the subject the nominees to tough questions and outright disqualification as the case may be.

As if you really don't want a subservient legislative house.

Agbegy

I dont rely on bloated, overpaid, oversexed, and greedy politicians to make the executives walk on "eggshells". I rely on my vote for that.

If the current pack of wolves in both chambers are going to place obstacles in the path of Buhari's crusade to rid us of corruption, then yes i prefer my legislatives subservient and underdoggy.

DDeliverer:
But you should understand that the senators are right in this case. Like one of the senators rightly said "It is wrong for an appointee, who is supposed to be confirmed by the Senate before appointment, to assume office and then come for confirmation"..It should be the other way round.
Buhari should not make mockery of the legislature.

it is not a PDP or an APC thing.....its a DEMOCRACY thing.

That may hold water were it we have a serious NASS. But have you ever seen of one these confirmation sessions, where they asked pansy questions totally irrelevant to the position and make arses of themselves? Or "Bow and Go"?

What they lament is the usual payment to certain senators in order to facilitate the confirmation in favor of the appointee.

These jokers care a hoot neither for Nigeria nor its democracy but their bank balances.

Take NASS serious at your own peril.

AAinEqGuinea:
If you're in Sales or Marketing at Apple, you couldnt be happier.

If youre a hardware or software engineer, you cant be proud of yourself right now.

Why shoudlnt they be proud? We allowed our expectations of Apple to soar beyond belief, thinking we'd get magical new devices at each Apple event. That is strictly the fault of bloggers, the media, and fans who pore over every rumor, fantasy, wishlist, leak, renders, and fan art. We all know since 2009 that Apple refreshes their mobile hardware every year, with significant upgrades coming once every 2 years. Releasing a brand new flagship every year deteriorates sales and confuses the heck out of peoiple (See Sony and samsung). It's far better to maximize sales until they taper off before releasing a completely new device just in time for when those contracts were up at the end of 2 years. We know the "S" release cycle every year, so maybe we shoiuld lower our expectations.

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Apple spends considerably more money on R & D than any other tech outfit. there's a whole slew of advanced prototypes in their labs. So do samsung, Sony etc. But most of these prototypes cannot conceivably be brought to market soon when the technologies are too complex, imperfect, or costly to make commercial sense. Also, what severely limits innovation is battery life: Even the Sony Z5 Premium is 4K UHD only some of the time, reverting back to 1080p in most use cases (see one of my posts above).

AAinEqGuinea:
Jobs wasnt an engineer but he pushed his team to make sure every product circa the iPod was a game-changer because within Job's stubbornness was an egotistical monster.

His genius was not borne of his ego. His intuition and zen-like quest for simplicity made for many great products.

AAinEqGuinea:
He felt as if Apple had defined literally everything,

You know, Apple kind of did. They were first to bring in a successful Personal Computer into the home, first to use TVs to output data, color, innovated GUI and mouse on computers (after Xerox failed to usher it forward), USB, Firewire, Text To Speech, Killed FDD, created the first AIO, fonts, made Bill Gates famous, helped put Adobe on the map, click wheel, multitouch, etc etc.

AAinEqGuinea:
before he died he was on route to kill Adobe's Flash.

Flash deserved to die a horrible death. And it did, thank god. Even Adobe admitted flash was a POS.

AAinEqGuinea:
Apple is not inventive anymore

That's debatable. In any case, like i said somewhere above, i'd think a 64bit ARM-based CPU is pretty innovative, as is Force Touch, or a fanless Macbook and its unbelievably small logic board, as is terraced battery in sheets, or the new rotund Mac Pro, or the 5k on the iMac, or lightning, or USB C (which Apple helped with), or Touch ID, or True Tone Flash.

AAinEqGuinea:
and in many cases they find themselves replicating in the worse way what's already been done having it sell off the legacy of Jobs' word.

examples?

we shouldnt expect Apple to keep inventing whole new product categories every year just to assuage our own bloated expectations. What i expect Apple as a business to do is enter existing markets, and then innovate within that market. This is what essentially they do, and they're quite successful at it: Payments, wearables, mobile phones, etc.

AAinEqGuinea:
Jobs would never allow most of Apple's latest products to hit their main stage

True. But.....steve has been wrong before. Remember when he dissed big screen phones? Well, the iphone 6 and 6 plus are the best selling iphones ever. And sure he made nonsense of styluses (stylii?) but now it's quite apparent with bigger screen real estate styluses are needed not to replace touch, but to augment it in certain use cases.

AAinEqGuinea:
bringing Microsoft out on stage??

Yep. No the first time too. See WWDC 1997, when gates himself loomed large over steve jobs

Shoudn't you be more shocked seeing Adobe onstage?

Besides, Google is now the common enemy.

AAinEqGuinea:
What Apple is doing now increases their techno-diversity against Google's techo-saturation.

i swear i've no idea what this means

AAinEqGuinea:
Android runs on many phones, watches, and tablets from many hardware companies while Apple only has their hardware running their software.

Yep. And so far it's working well for them, making killer profits more than the rest of the industry COMBINED.

AAinEqGuinea:
Apple has increased their diversity of supported products with iPhone 5, 5c, 5 this, 6 plus that 'S'. Same with iPad air, iPad mini air, iPad mini air 3 pro, yadda, yadda. All with features ripped from Google and/or Microsoft.

The ripping has been mutual. In any case, Apple was first with the whole form factor and multitouch thingy back in 2007 before Android changed tracks from a Blackberry-esque ripoff to an iOS ripoff in 2008, with the G1. Then Apple created a new category (or rejigged an existing one, if you so prefer) with the iPad and then all of a sudden samsung began its Galaxy quest with an endless strings of clones and copies.

AAinEqGuinea:
FYI Microsoft is has turned into the worst too, they'd be the last company I'd want to copy. You cant always win but they've been falling on their own dagger. This is the first time in which they've announced a new flagstaff product and their stock takes a hit soon after.

True, but the blame lies squarely with Ballmer. At least i like the way Nadella is going. If you fail in the mobile space, move to the cloud. Office 365 and Azure are doing pretty well, so maybe Google and Amazon might soon begin to have sleepless nights!

AAinEqGuinea:
Apple continues to kill the legend, the man I loved to hate:

I miss the man too, but i fear were he alive, with his sometimes tunnel vision, Apple might have stuck to churning out 3.5 inch screens and thus gone to the dogs.

Thanks for reading!!!!

phew! this is so cathartic, after insulting certain tribes on Nairaland.

PS: I'm about to start my own blog on tech stuff within the local context, and thus need some encouragement. I also need contributors, commenters, critics, and pals.

Anyone who's game please let me know.

Bevista:
IPad Pro without OS X Yosemite is a deal breaker. Just an over-sized tablet. Surface Pro 3 is still the better choice if you prefer a large screen tablet.

Apple lost it this time. Maybe their mojo is wearing out.

Os x is not touch friendly. Why do you think windows has been failing on tablets, leading to windows 10?

iOS was designed for mobile, and with the rapid advancement in ARM 64bit chip designs and faster RAM, pretty soon you'll be able to use all your apps on tablets in a productivity environment. You dont absolutely need an intel chip or desktop OS to get work done, not with cloud computing making inroads.

I agree Surface is great, but only as a laptop. It doesntcome near Android or iOS for user friendliness or touch based user experience.

Bevista:
IPad Pro without OS X Yosemite is a deal breaker. Just an over-sized tablet. Surface Pro 3 is still the better choice if you prefer a large screen tablet.

Apple lost it this time. Maybe their mojo is wearing out.

Os x is not touch friendly. Why do you think windows has been failing on tablets, leading to windows 10?

iOS was designed for mobile, and with the rapid advancement in ARM 64bit chip designs and faster RAM, pretty soon you'll be able to use all your apps on tablets in a productivity environment. You dont absolutely need an intel chip or desktop OS to get work done, not with cloud computing making inroads.

I agree Surface us great, only as a laptop. It doesntcome near Android or iOS for user friendliness or touch based user experience.

martineverest:
Apple brought microsoft to convince her fans dat its a 'pro' device.otherwise,ipad pro ll be disastrous.ms office rep enterprise.nobody uses iwork

Bill Gates began writing software on Mac before he even stole from Apple and created Windows. Office had always been on macs, and the OS X versions had always been more advanced than windows versions.

Also, office 365 has been pretty accessible to all iOS/OS X users even before the iPad Pro. All they did was tune office to work with the Apple Pencil.

I dont know why you think iWork is not used in enterprise environments. It's a productivity suite after all. Compare the reaction when iwork was released for iOS with when office was released for the same platform.

53cur3m0d3:
Hello ExInferis, longest time pal. Pls do reply my mail

Sure. Will do. Cheers.