₦airaland Forum

azzima:
out of over 200 igbo cases that we heard in the past 2 weeks , you catch 1 yoruba and Biafrans are pounding their chests? ?foolish jokers!!

There. fixed

castro316:
U no be guy? My calling u foolish doesn't mean I mean it though. Dats just the way guys talk. Moreover get busy cos the age of sitting down has passed. U have to start hustling well, except ur father has a ready job for you.

Guy, i'm done with hustling and currently living on the proceeds. But since you're obviously just starting on the rat race, i can give you some tips.

solid3:
Na Polytechnic u go Higher National Dip

Haha no.

Na lie, na igboe. One of the igboe mods changed the name to yoluba.

angels09:
Really?

Yeah.

You may not like the iPhone (some days i dont either), but it set the gold standard to which every other phone is trying to live up to. It may not have the best specs, but that's because it doesnt need to. With just a dual core processor and 1gb of RAM, the iPhone 6 outclasses octacore'd and 4 gb'd android beasts touting 20mp cameras.

in 2007, the first iphone changed the mobile landscape with an intuitive UI, powerful OS, great design, advanced sensors, great apps, desktop class wifi and browser and full HTML email. They laughed at the lack of bluetooth FTP, 3G, etc.

Today the iphone is the most profitable smartphone in the planet, and still going strong. No company can match Apple's profits, not even samsung which is selling fewer and fewer devices since the Galaxy S5. Indeed, no OEM made any profits this year on android. The design choices of iphone that were lampooned (sealed battery, lack of external storage, etc) are now almost universal design principles of high ends, even samsung.

So your comparison should've been between iOS and Android devices, not Windows mobile, which is soon going either IoT, or extinct.

adelie:
let him sit down there in australia. Instead of you to ask God to bless naija u are praying for a country that is already blessed. When you die let them bury you there.

Why would they contaminate their soil with the carcass of an illegal immigrant? They'll either send the body back, or dump it at sea.

At least they GIVE A DAMN

angels09:
Apart from camera and feel

It doesn't communicate with other gadgets no file sharing just a stand-alone ..
please users educate me
Apart from the bragging rights of how much it costs.... What else?
In camera Lumia Windows Phone makes iPhone a learner....
Battery life Lumia Windows Phone setting the pace

Hahahahha.

You lost all credibility when you said Lumia.

i dont know whether it's his posture or just the attire, but this man doesnt strike me as particularly intelligent.

kinda hard to take a man serious in that hat.

especially after the Master Chief of cluelessness GEJ.

preciousMI1:
haahaaaaa... I thought as much besides no acct name was attached

Cute nose.

oreos:
He couldn't have achieved all that with his salary

Code of Conduct Bureau is going round all MDAs distributing Asset Declaration forms.

preciousMI1:
trial by error.... Lol...

I just randomly typed stuff. Hope it doesnt match someone's. The probability it's actually someone's account number is 1 in however many customers GTB has.

dave2meek:
It's better to be a wailing wailer, than to pitch tent with lieng liars and propagandists with no clear vision
Proudly 5%

Hey, if wailing is what cooks your eggs then by all means rip away like a banshee.

Me, i'd rather pitch my tent with the folks at the helm. If propaganda and lying got buhari into power then obviously i want to be a propagandist and a liar. Much better to lie in comfort than to wail in penury.

pasol4real:
Yes o,igbos are hardworking n illustrious.

Hardworking at cheating, stealing, robbing, kidnapping, lying, faking, defrauding, drug dealing.

hardwork = degree of effort

pasol4real:
Get rich or die trying .

Herein lies the problem. This credo forms the basis for your criminal proclivities.

pasol4real:
At least this is better than suicide

But worse than homicide: selling fake drugs and expired food is murder.

pasol4real:
Which my lazy yellowbar brothers are configured to .

Laziness is far more acceptable than crime. There's no law that busts you for being lazy.

yellowbar > yellow monkey.

solid3:
From your post, you must be around 30yrs of age. You have an account with GTBank, your are a HND holder..... hmmmmm

the spirit is telling me something.

Right on the first 2 counts, wrong on the 3rd. And i'm not daft enough to write my actual account number.

By the way, what's "HND"?

0026789015

My account number.

dave2meek:
Who's wailing

Every single retrogressive Tanoid/PDP/GEJ lover. Case in point, check out the guy above who threatened Rivers going up in flames if (or when) Wike loses.

MikelEleta:
Supreme court is next.

After they throw him out there, next will be Tennis Court

transient123:
Your elder brother werejahid dokubo with all his ill gotten wealth and ammunition made worst rant than u, deluded rat!

Where Dokubo, sef?

kenonze:
Big eba, small soup, nil meat or fish

N150 meal + free pure water. What do you expect?

dave2meek:
Even if election is conducted ten times in Rivers state pdp will still win, there are no two ways about it. Apc have no place in Rivers.

so why the wailing?

nwannaeto:
and so fucking what.mumu.if they succeeded,and came back to zoogeria,u Yoruba go dey call them chairman,may u for chop from their exploits.ewu

na ya papa wey no get work go dey call them chairman

mumu. your people dey fckup una dey encourage them.

tribe of crooks

Ikiriye:
At the airport 53m was Yoruba how about that bigot and tribalist.

goat. you're not making sense

before i even opened the thread, i knew they were going to be igboes.

castro316:
I too know. The problem is that u know too much and u forget the whole picture. The I dea here is that God used the little he knows to lift him up and that's all. Upon all u know hope u r not typing this on ur mummy's sofa cos if u are then u r wrong for the record I am. An electrical electronic engineer specialized in making inverters so ig u don't understand God,s role in people's life then hit the highway

there's no such thing as "knowing too much". knowledge is infinite, it's how to use it that's the problem.

i only sought to correct the misconception prevalent in nigeria that every engineer knows everything. People love prefixing "Engineer" to their names even when they're mere technicians, and this deliberate misnomer offends me. Im a purist, you see.

Granted, mechanical engineers build cars, but one needs to specifically have studied particular disciplines within the larger scope. For instance, the engineer who specilized in say planetary gear systems may not necessarily be a specialist in jet engine nozzles. This specialization is what founded my point.

Back to topic: I've been on nairaland more than most people, going back to a decade under my other identity, Neoteny. During this period ive seen a whole host of fake stories, imagined tales, and concocted horse manure enough to spot a fake, for they all share a common trait of simplicity, incredulity, and contrived payoff.

So, i expressed my personal opinion with reasons, which gave you no right to attack me with insults.

Meanwhile, my mum does not have a sofa. She does have an amazing La-Z-Boy though

Freemanan:
Mine.

Yours

castro316:
Guy u foolish gan. What do u expect a mechanical engineer to know again. Braid hair. A mechanical engineer shld know almost everything about an engine enogh to know what's wrong with it. I could be it wasn't a major fault just to fix one simple thing. Yes miracles can happen as simply as talking to someone in an eatery or just a simple "Good morning" lolz

You know nothing. Internal Combustion Engine itself is a principle based on physics and chemistry, being basically a series of timed explosions due to ignition of compressed and fueled air. The transfer of this violence into rotary motion and the mechanisms involved are what concern mechanical engineers. But a car is much more than mechanical moving parts, there are electrical components, chemical systems, fluid environments/dynamics etc.

Now, if the problem were electrical, or chemical, how would being a mechanical engineer help?

Because you're an Art student, you automatically assume all mechanical engineers are mechanics.

So stop exposing your ignorance on a public forum, olodo.

patrick89:
now I know that have been exchanging words with a sissy.

Wha..?!

Im literally begging you to start your war and you think im a sissy?

Fulanis are fearless warriors. We proved it in the 1960s. That's why we're the only ones who can successfully carry out a coup.

GEJ thought our magnanimity in giving the south a brief taste of power automatically meant the north was out of the power game. With all the resources and might at his hand, we hauled him out.

So yes, call me a sissy. But sissies have been giving you nightmares so bad you're begging us to let you have biafra.

patrick89:
now I know that have been exchanging words with a sissy.

Wha..?!

Im literally begging you to start your war and you think im

Rotimi47:
Na dem be baba for every negative thing, their specialty is crime. Gbam!

Na so, bros.

DankemzI:


Wow! I love this, if na Basket Mouthician person no for hear word

In 10years time I'll be inviting Obama's family and Buhari's family to come dine in my Mansions Balcony

Now that's potential & Dreams

Open your gaddam eyes, they're wax models in a museum.