₦airaland Forum

Don't ever take what you don't know.

Before i take a new brand of alcohol i check the percentage.

I remember a friend that doesn't, drink or smoke, we went to a birthday party together, everyone was partaking in the drinking and smoking process, but he wasn't, he was just waiting for food. Fortunately for him they brought pepper soup, he drank it with joy, they brought fried kpuf kpuf, the guy was eating it with joy and happiness, he ate like 12 that day, the kpuf kpuf was mixed with enough weed. He was dancing really very hard when the DJ play naija song, immediately the DJ Switch to normal slow song this guy will be swimming on the floor. After the party the guy was dancing without music till 9am, we rescued him with half paint of garri, the guy sleep for 35hrs.


Since that day, the guy is being very careful

Juliusmomoh:
Balance by timaya

Balance?

Olunmercy56:
Duduke or any Davido love songs

Duduke is nice song.

Poloyanabo2:
Patoranking, love you die.

You gat rock your wife wella with that song o

[img][/img]I won't get married if the DJ doesn't play this two songs in particular on my wedding day :

Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling in Love.
God bless Elvis for this Evergreen song, this song always makes me wants to fall in love again. I wish i have the voice, I would have love to sing it for my wife to be.

Chris de Burgh - Lady in Red.
All my girlfriends always smile when i play this song for them and tell them the day I'm gonna propose to you this is the song this will be my background song. True sha, but unfortunately I'm fvcking single.

I'm currently listening to love songs right, I just feel like being in love again.

Share yours please.

Without this reconciliation they wouldn't have entered the news. So it's all good for them.


Their time dor pass. Old kpomo, now is the time for My baby Nengi and Erica.


Nothing reigns forever, even this nonsense Corona will be forgotten someday.

Teach how to be financially intelligent, how to make money.


Teach him how to be street smart.


Teach how to handle a woman, never to use his heart but his head.


Then lastly i go give am some connect wey go blow am in case i lego... Godforbid sha i to like life.



As for my daughters


I will give them solid orientation, never to depend on men, and they should be independent and productive, I will really invest in their education.

The rest part i leave it to my wife, because i can never marry a mumu slay queen, she will know how to take care of my girls.

sinkhole:
Yea, bro, I am still thinking though but if I want to smoke (weed o, God knows I hate cigarette), I want to do it solitarily, in the confines of my own privacy.
I drink but I don't do it communally, I drink privately

I dey plan quit alcohol. That dey thing dey affect some certain part of my body.

So many broke brother's dey for your church. Why not organize an indoor meeting with them and give them 4 sure bet9ja odds? Some of them will even sale their father land just to play it.


With all the prophecies Nigeria is one of the worst country in the world, nothing is working perfectly.

The system has made majority of us adjust our lifestyle just to survive.

sinkhole:
Damned, I am not a smoker but this your write up is making me to want to try MJ, but I am afraid of the addiction
I have taken coffee to boost mood and make me alert but I always feel that MJ will be better!

If you want to start smoking, share with a friend, don't demand for your tap. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. But if e nor good for your body quit. Do it decently bro

philfearon:
50 Carton's of Canadian MJ for you this New Year!

Omo i receive it with thanksgiving.

Bless up bro

Onekind04:
Wisdoms grass

Swears

Lilgabby:
Your writups are cool....

Thanks bro

Them suppose arrest this Op. This post suppose dey joke section.

This motor that you can't use to carry living things anymore you want to sell for 1.2milion? Probably not in naira i guess


Supposing i get poultry i For buy am like 32k

Attention seeking Anonymous.

How can money meant to sponsor Nigeria military be coming from Dubai?

I pity the next owner sha, no offense

You will stab someone because of mobile phone and some light money inside their bag or wallet, later when they burn them people go dey pity them, I don't.


Dem been para o (Gege)
Angry mob dem killy barawo
Back in Aba (Back in Aba)
Burn e the body, dem do am like nama o
Dem konk him ogor o
Wipe am 2 by 2 him japa o
Fall for gutter o
Olopa don show
Everybody don kawa o
Call him mama
Olopa don show
Everybody don japa o

Spread my mat here

dollytino4real:
ok, I no follow 4 ur NL family ? no vex

You can be my wife, not brother.

dollytino4real:
ok my brother

Sorry I'm not your brother.

All i can say, Marijuana makes you see things in different way, it makes you think deep, you question some certain things.

There was a day i was smoking, I started asking myself what is the reason God created some people rich while some are poor, some are white some are black, some are beautiful some are ugly.

Why do pastors talk sweet things about heaven, how heaven is better than earth, they have duplex in heaven, life is better in heaven, yet they are afraid of death. I do reason a lot when i smoke marijuana.

When you smoke you think logically, you solve problems. If I'm smoking i hold my phone to chat with your girlfriend, you girlfriend might cheat on you.


My advice to any smoker or intending smoker, don't smoke cigarettes, don't smoke under the sun, if you're smoking at a friends place without taking your bath get a nice cognac and apply to your cloth, it's not nice to be smelling smoke, when you smoke at night brush your mouth before going to bed. Always make provision for a lot of foods and soft drinks after smoking, cause smoking make you have an appetite twice as your usual appetite. Most marijuana smokers that lose weight don't eat after smoking and it's not healthy. Finally smoke with people with sense or smoke alone

dollytino4real:
op, must u bring it here!

Nairalanders are my family, I love sharing with my family.

Henrywalker:
How can I unread this please?

This one you bring your tongue out � i nor trust you o

Why are some men like this? Even to give head is irritating, yesterday there was a thread about weeping the butt with water or tissue papers, some people gets irritated using water cause they feel using their hand will attract bacteria. But here are some men volunteering themselves to use their tongues to lick a girl's butt.

Some men don't deserve to be called men, they are disgrace to manhood.

Reno critizes a lot of things, but have never heard him critize the wisdom grass.

I have this feeling Reno is also a big fan of it, that is what is giving him all this wisdom, he's doing very fine.

The only thing i can't do in my parents house is to smoke, carry woman come house, drink and get drunk. But any other thing i do without restriction.


If you're an adult living in your parents house try and be doing something like paying light bills or Dstv. Those things will make them respect you. If you just dey eat, see finish go follow

PierreAbutu:
Writing, creating, arguing

Inventing, toasting and seducing ladies

Is sabi toast and seduce. Na inbuilt thing for me

CallMeOO7:
How to repair mobile phones. Intact that's the job that put food on my table since I graduated.

God bless your hustle seniorman

Igbere TV

No one wish me happy new year, even when them post people wey dey wan see picture for 2021 i look tire i nor see my face. Nomore 2k not even 2H again.

JBoy9:
I didn't mean to be rude. Besides, it is a new year. But madam, with all due respect, your phone light seems to be brighter than your brain

Guy you're rude and wicked at the same time, you just dropped bomb on the poor girl she might end up depress, I pray she doesn't commit suicide. How you go say her phone light bright pass her brain. You're mouthed.

AnonymousRebec:
Till today, I can't ride a bicycle. I'm 24. I have tried and practised but I'm so scared of falling and injuring myself. I hate being in pain.

Omo, most of what I know, I learned from someone either through video or in person.

you are just scared bro, bicycle nor hard, even motor nor hard na mind.