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Joe Biden is just behaving like Governor Duoye Diri

When Tubaba sang that song "Anytime i go Abuja i go buy you Kilishi" I was so curious to know how this Kilishi taste for Tubaba to be buying it for girls and they will open legs for him, he will now give them belle.

When my bro was coming back from the North from service years back, I ask him to buy me Kilishi, I was really anticipating to eat it.

I almost throw up after having a bite, no nutrient, very dry something it will even reduce your blood, since that day, I deleted that Tubaba song and if i go to any club or bar i hear the DJ play that song, I do tipped them to change the song.

Maybe the Kilishi dey make girls Hot.

Mrseunex:
Shoot them on sight, this will serve as a lesson to our blodas ndi-developers

See the nonsense you're wishing your fellow man, why evil? Black hate blacks, the white will take their own to prison, but will kill the blacks all because of racism, you're here saying shoot them on sight.

Governor Diri have achieved a lot since he came into power.

There are some offices i won't like to venture into even if i want to go into politics.

Local government Chairman & Councillor.

You see this two positions, na deathrow.


If you nor die or your family member nor die, you go run mad.

Since this man enter office, we have never hear anything like Duoye Diri construct this project, or build this in Bayelsa in State.

The fat face man will just smoke his cocaine and start award or honouring people up and down, what is his impact since he entered office as a governor? Nothing.

Bayelsa state needs development more than any state or local government in Nigeria, yet the youths in that state will carry guns and be killing themselves, instead of them to fight the people in power and poverty.

Next thing he will start honouring and giving award to all pass governors.

Very useless primitive and barbaric man in power

Another looting formula.

That $8, FG will collect like $800 from each and everyone of us one way or the other.

RaptObserver:
If that man in Kano could abandon his son because of bag of rice at the seller's shop then this is also possible. But what kind of hardship will make a man do this? What will he do with the money order than spending it on his family? Could it be his life is under threat somewhere and he needs to save his life? Who will bail the family now? Kai am tired and that Damn Niggar from Edo should go and bail his people after all he is a gboy and a weed smoker

The man wants to use the money to play sure 5odds

Deathissweet:
Everybody just dey die this days. If you’ve not lose any family or relative this year. You don’t know what God has done for you

Baba this year just dey start naw

Mbataku96:
Idiot

same to you sir

As a sharp and intelligent nigga, when a girl send me her nude and ask of mine, I quickly go to google and type my type of person.


Offcourse google won't fail me, black preek everywhere, I sharperly send give the girl.

Such car shouldn't be use to practice driving, cause the fear of getting it bashed, will even make you get it bash.

You have to be extremely careful when using such car to practice, if na guy make this mistake them suppose flog am 4000

This kin thing can be very painful, waste of data.

Hhh

While my mates were playing football back then, I was running after those my teenage girls.



Now is too late to be a coach not to talk of a footballer.


But i promise myself to ball till i die.

Don't ever take what you don't know.

Before i take a new brand of alcohol i check the percentage.

I remember a friend that doesn't, drink or smoke, we went to a birthday party together, everyone was partaking in the drinking and smoking process, but he wasn't, he was just waiting for food. Fortunately for him they brought pepper soup, he drank it with joy, they brought fried kpuf kpuf, the guy was eating it with joy and happiness, he ate like 12 that day, the kpuf kpuf was mixed with enough weed. He was dancing really very hard when the DJ play naija song, immediately the DJ Switch to normal slow song this guy will be swimming on the floor. After the party the guy was dancing without music till 9am, we rescued him with half paint of garri, the guy sleep for 35hrs.


Since that day, the guy is being very careful

Juliusmomoh:
Balance by timaya

Balance?

Olunmercy56:
Duduke or any Davido love songs

Duduke is nice song.

Poloyanabo2:
Patoranking, love you die.

You gat rock your wife wella with that song o

[img][/img]I won't get married if the DJ doesn't play this two songs in particular on my wedding day :

Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling in Love.
God bless Elvis for this Evergreen song, this song always makes me wants to fall in love again. I wish i have the voice, I would have love to sing it for my wife to be.

Chris de Burgh - Lady in Red.
All my girlfriends always smile when i play this song for them and tell them the day I'm gonna propose to you this is the song this will be my background song. True sha, but unfortunately I'm fvcking single.

I'm currently listening to love songs right, I just feel like being in love again.

Share yours please.

Without this reconciliation they wouldn't have entered the news. So it's all good for them.


Their time dor pass. Old kpomo, now is the time for My baby Nengi and Erica.


Nothing reigns forever, even this nonsense Corona will be forgotten someday.

Teach how to be financially intelligent, how to make money.


Teach him how to be street smart.


Teach how to handle a woman, never to use his heart but his head.


Then lastly i go give am some connect wey go blow am in case i lego... Godforbid sha i to like life.



As for my daughters


I will give them solid orientation, never to depend on men, and they should be independent and productive, I will really invest in their education.

The rest part i leave it to my wife, because i can never marry a mumu slay queen, she will know how to take care of my girls.

sinkhole:
Yea, bro, I am still thinking though but if I want to smoke (weed o, God knows I hate cigarette), I want to do it solitarily, in the confines of my own privacy.
I drink but I don't do it communally, I drink privately

I dey plan quit alcohol. That dey thing dey affect some certain part of my body.

So many broke brother's dey for your church. Why not organize an indoor meeting with them and give them 4 sure bet9ja odds? Some of them will even sale their father land just to play it.


With all the prophecies Nigeria is one of the worst country in the world, nothing is working perfectly.

The system has made majority of us adjust our lifestyle just to survive.

sinkhole:
Damned, I am not a smoker but this your write up is making me to want to try MJ, but I am afraid of the addiction
I have taken coffee to boost mood and make me alert but I always feel that MJ will be better!

If you want to start smoking, share with a friend, don't demand for your tap. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. But if e nor good for your body quit. Do it decently bro

philfearon:
50 Carton's of Canadian MJ for you this New Year!

Omo i receive it with thanksgiving.

Bless up bro

Onekind04:
Wisdoms grass

Swears

Lilgabby:
Your writups are cool....

Thanks bro

Them suppose arrest this Op. This post suppose dey joke section.

This motor that you can't use to carry living things anymore you want to sell for 1.2milion? Probably not in naira i guess


Supposing i get poultry i For buy am like 32k

Attention seeking Anonymous.

How can money meant to sponsor Nigeria military be coming from Dubai?

I pity the next owner sha, no offense

You will stab someone because of mobile phone and some light money inside their bag or wallet, later when they burn them people go dey pity them, I don't.


Dem been para o (Gege)
Angry mob dem killy barawo
Back in Aba (Back in Aba)
Burn e the body, dem do am like nama o
Dem konk him ogor o
Wipe am 2 by 2 him japa o
Fall for gutter o
Olopa don show
Everybody don kawa o
Call him mama
Olopa don show
Everybody don japa o