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EXLOVER how did u sneaked in 2021

When creating a moniker sometimes consider people that are pronouncing the name. You must be a town crier in real life to have such a wayward nonsensical name.

Alpha males your input is not needed here please, don't even click on the thread.


Simps my girlfriend broke my heart yesterday, a 6 months relationship just ended yesterday for nothing, i bought an iPhone for her on her birthday December, I even sponsored the birthday, but she didn't call me to snap picture with her on her birthday, she took me to an eatery yesterday to break up with me, after everything i paid up the bills on the break up date and i even hired a cab to take her home.


This girl so i have never seen her pant before, the only thing i did was to suck her nipples for 3minutes in a 6months relationship.

I'm tired of this life, please recommend a break up song for me, I'm in pains right now. This world is a wicked world.

I need your advice please.

punisha:
If only u knew the number of innocent victims languishing in Nigerian prisons.
You may be shocked to find out that he actually is saying the truth.
Rob in an area, same NPF will avoid the place whilst the robbery last, then after the robbery they will come and arrest everyone living around there...some people arrested innocently like this haven't seen their homes in 10years.
I simply don't trust NPF.

So true Bros


So sound like a prison warder or prison gospel outreach people. Are you ?

Not an insult, just out of curiosity.

Reminds me of the day i went flexing with one of my girlfriend, I ordered for 2 bottles of Andre one for me one for her, with Shisha, them blow siren for me. E sweet me, before i know one anyhow guy devil go punish am, the guy just order for casket of Andre, begin drink with he babe, dey wash him illiterate hand with Andre.

That day, If i wanted to compete with him i would dry my account balance. And when i reach am with the girl my preek nor go even raise.


But I'm grateful we went home, I enjoyed the sex of my life without my conscience pricking me.


So this guy here made sense

I will always advice guys don't go into a relationship with anyone when you're not ready for marriage, just agree on fvcking things, if she's not gamed move on, the world is filled with women, don't even think of doing blood covenant with anyone begin of konji.


And before dating any girl or guy check their family background from fore fathers to the present generation if there is the spirit of madness.



Not everyone you see doing things like normal people, beautiful and cute are actually normal. Some are mad inside.


I was dated a girl, she have the habit of eating toothpick, if we go to any restaurant and will pack a lot of toothpicks inside her bag, now that is madness.


Becareful guys, toto is not everything, your peace of mind is everything.

ronaldbecky:
lolz...well,u are right..this our generation don spoil finish...me go train my daughter away..

swears bro

ronaldbecky:
but u dey Bleep other people daughter here...u are a thief..we go Bleep ur daughter here...snake in d ankle shadow style

Your son can bleep not you please, carry your gbola go somewhere else abeg.

Mercy Johnson should start doing other things like directing or production, she's no longer sexy for romantic roles.

kingbee90:
Oga so after you have finished forking other people's daughter & giving the all kinds of styles, you now want to protect your unborn daughters Abi?
The world is round in shape oh! What goes around, comes back....................
LOL...

Guy i Know, our politicians dor make people suffer, but their children dey enjoy till tomorrow, why the world never round he shape reach them? Leave me and my daughter alone o

Just 2 kids



A handsome smart intelligent boy


And


A very beautiful sexy intelligent smart girl, and I'm gonna train her abroad not Nigeria, Nigeria guys nor too pure, them too get sweet mouth, once i dey reason the way we take dey fvck people daughter here, my mind dey cut me to train my daughter here abeg.


Nor be my girl, my son fit dey here, not my beautiful daughter, I cover her with the blood of Jesus already

extol1:
where did you know her from

She used to crush on me back then.

ogbonti:
lef am - make him dey appoint Naija left and right - dem go soon spoil him government

haba what am I even saying - corrupt man na him dey sabi appoint corrupt people

Omo your name funny o

I know this girl very well, she's a gold digger.


Better catfish

Joe Biden is just behaving like Governor Duoye Diri

When Tubaba sang that song "Anytime i go Abuja i go buy you Kilishi" I was so curious to know how this Kilishi taste for Tubaba to be buying it for girls and they will open legs for him, he will now give them belle.

When my bro was coming back from the North from service years back, I ask him to buy me Kilishi, I was really anticipating to eat it.

I almost throw up after having a bite, no nutrient, very dry something it will even reduce your blood, since that day, I deleted that Tubaba song and if i go to any club or bar i hear the DJ play that song, I do tipped them to change the song.

Maybe the Kilishi dey make girls Hot.

Mrseunex:
Shoot them on sight, this will serve as a lesson to our blodas ndi-developers

See the nonsense you're wishing your fellow man, why evil? Black hate blacks, the white will take their own to prison, but will kill the blacks all because of racism, you're here saying shoot them on sight.

Governor Diri have achieved a lot since he came into power.

There are some offices i won't like to venture into even if i want to go into politics.

Local government Chairman & Councillor.

You see this two positions, na deathrow.


If you nor die or your family member nor die, you go run mad.

Since this man enter office, we have never hear anything like Duoye Diri construct this project, or build this in Bayelsa in State.

The fat face man will just smoke his cocaine and start award or honouring people up and down, what is his impact since he entered office as a governor? Nothing.

Bayelsa state needs development more than any state or local government in Nigeria, yet the youths in that state will carry guns and be killing themselves, instead of them to fight the people in power and poverty.

Next thing he will start honouring and giving award to all pass governors.

Very useless primitive and barbaric man in power

Another looting formula.

That $8, FG will collect like $800 from each and everyone of us one way or the other.

RaptObserver:
If that man in Kano could abandon his son because of bag of rice at the seller's shop then this is also possible. But what kind of hardship will make a man do this? What will he do with the money order than spending it on his family? Could it be his life is under threat somewhere and he needs to save his life? Who will bail the family now? Kai am tired and that Damn Niggar from Edo should go and bail his people after all he is a gboy and a weed smoker

The man wants to use the money to play sure 5odds

Deathissweet:
Everybody just dey die this days. If you’ve not lose any family or relative this year. You don’t know what God has done for you

Baba this year just dey start naw

Mbataku96:
Idiot

same to you sir

As a sharp and intelligent nigga, when a girl send me her nude and ask of mine, I quickly go to google and type my type of person.


Offcourse google won't fail me, black preek everywhere, I sharperly send give the girl.

Such car shouldn't be use to practice driving, cause the fear of getting it bashed, will even make you get it bash.

You have to be extremely careful when using such car to practice, if na guy make this mistake them suppose flog am 4000

This kin thing can be very painful, waste of data.

Hhh

While my mates were playing football back then, I was running after those my teenage girls.



Now is too late to be a coach not to talk of a footballer.


But i promise myself to ball till i die.