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Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by meobizy(f): 10:57pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
Only one out of four and she is my least favourite. Satan disgraced me this year after I bragged to a friend that my phone will blow from messages. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by virginprincess(f): 10:58pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
HellVictorinho:Brutal, i'm not brutal i'm only telling you guys the truth, most nigeria men can't afford urgent 5k. besides, stop asking me stupid questions 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
virginprincess:Brutal means it can be severe. Your words can make some men cry Also, I never asked a stupid question. If you don't want to talk about sex,then state it. 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by LikeAking: 12:28am On Jan 02, 2021 |
We kip such girls for fucking and bjs. Make him no worri. We give dem 5k, colletc Bleep of 50k. 19 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by JOACHINpedro: 5:42am On Jan 02, 2021 |
The only problem I have is that one girl indirectly said: Nigeria girls can survive without men's money. That is a lie I just couldn't overlook. Let's not start this year with unnecessary lies abeg, 48 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by hashtagged(m): 6:15am On Jan 02, 2021 |
virginprincess: I need urgent 5k today can you give me 4 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by PolymathAdeoye(m): 7:20am On Jan 02, 2021 |
mere words. virginprincess: 4 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by PolymathAdeoye(m): 7:22am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Wishing someone happy new year does not mean he/she loves you. 9 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by 2cribz: 7:38am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Not 1, a gal i spent over 300k on got angry with me since last week,shez been hissing at me cos ino gree see am again. I plan to see her soon and will fuc k craise comot for her body. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by chibunna60393: 8:02am On Jan 02, 2021 |
:One did call to wish me happy new year though..But at the end of the call she requested for urgent #500 airtime to call her family to wish them happy new year... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by b0rn2fuck(m): 8:13am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Officialyaro:so dem don uncrease to 5k 1 Like |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by AlphikkaTech: 8:39am On Jan 02, 2021 |
CalliDora1: Ashawo mumu 11 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Omezif(m): 10:46am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Over to them |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by eldeens: 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Thank God, I only have urgent 2k |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Nobody: 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021 |
virginprincess: 95% of Nigerian guys can't afford urgent 5k? You no just rate Nigeria guys at all! 4 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by EXLOVER(m): 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021 |
No one wish me happy new year, even when them post people wey dey wan see picture for 2021 i look tire i nor see my face. Nomore 2k not even 2H again. 26 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by JoeEeL(m): 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021 |
So no be urgent 2k again? E be things ni o. 2 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by rtdCivilservant: 10:48am On Jan 02, 2021 |
meobizy:Which business u and Satan get? |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Omoslim26: 10:50am On Jan 02, 2021 |
This man is really addicted to shaking tables - 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by CsRockefeller(m): 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Frustrated007: Very spot on. Kill your hormones and u will find out that girls (most) ain't shit. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by pocohantas(f): 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021 |
I guess I am the only one those happy new year messages irritates. Doesn’t in anyway signify you are special. It is just a ritual for many Nigerians. 25 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by SAMBARRY: 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Realtord43:all the money they're supposed to use to renovate their mom's house,buy clothes, provisions and supplement drugs to boost her immune system, they'll carry it and give one girl who will carry the money to buy shoes and when things go south for you, they'll pretend like they don't know you again but it's your mom and sisters that will still be Loyal to you in all conditions and situations that they will not invest in 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by AntiWailer: 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Lol |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by PotatoSalad(m): 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021 |
CalliDora1:Big girl. Bambiala with a touch of Chimamanda 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by YoungboyNBA(m): 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021 |
I was called by an Old Female Friend who've refused to be my girl for reasons that she's not into relationship now, she's afraid of heartbreak and all that but now I'm not a Simp no more, she just called for merry Christmas,just so to be fair,I called her for Happy New Year, and guess what,she asked for New Year gift, talking like she worked the case in my bank account or wallet, talking like I ain't shit. But the only phone call I got eehhnn,was from the least expected person I know, I deleted her contact from my phone because we don't chat or call, she's just an old school friend,back in my home town,I saw the number immediately I left church service,I called for few minutes but it didn't go through,after some time I tried, lo and behold it was her,she called her name,I was confused but suddenly I recollected and I was truly surprised she did called,she said she just want to hear from me and why I never try to call or anything,and also for Happy New Year wishes too. I been plan to surprise her sha but tueehh, I ain't no Simp,and I ain't planning to be one anytime soon. Bleep 'em all and Bleep whoever read the last post before I modified that shit. 14 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by yungchop: 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021 |
virginprincess: Same way you can't afford common sense and a working brain 11 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by hopexter(m): 10:52am On Jan 02, 2021 |
Lesson learned. Thanks for this 6 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Patriarchy001(m): 10:52am On Jan 02, 2021 |
virginprincess: In organisations owed and funded by men ..any which way you look at it, you are slaves to men whether you admit it or not. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by Seyzcham91(m): 10:52am On Jan 02, 2021 |
i no belong cuz me no even get any urgent 2k or 5k girls on my chat list again, i don give up on naija girls already Realtord43: 9 Likes |
Re: Reno Omokri: Men, How Many Of Your 'Urgent 5k' Girls Wished You Happy New Year? by josephft2000: 10:52am On Jan 02, 2021 |
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS MR SAINT, PLEASE PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE 2 Likes |
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