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They are both old.

Sonofthemoon:
You seem to know alittle, I like to talk to like minds..
Shall we?

Go ahead.

Kobojunkie:
Hallucinations mostly. The average individual lives under the false belief that their senses, including sight and memories operate perfectly when in fact that is rarely the case for everyone.

" there are great many things in heaven and on earth that we do not and cannot understand." Ask Shakespeare he knew!!

Why would you say no?

Kobojunkie:
Ok, Mr fables

Don't forget to Hail Lilith.

Kobojunkie:
Would that include your own history too then?

Sure

Kobojunkie:
Fables!

what is history but fables agreed upon!
-Napoleon Bonaparte.

“Tis Lilith.
Who?
Adam's first wife is she.
Beware the lure within her lovely tresses,
The splendid sole adornment of her hair;
When she succeeds therewith a youth to snare,
Not soon again she frees him from her jesses”

(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1808)

Lilith was arguably Adam's first wife but because of her insubordination, quest for independence and freedom she was ousted from Paradise, Adam's original home and was replaced with Eve.

Lilith roamed the earth alone and vengeful eventually she formed alliance with Lucifer, Samael, Satan and other high ranking Arch angels and angels with a goal to take charge of man and they universe.

Lilith was place in charge of all the she-demons because of her knowledge and wisdom and the most powerful tools at her possession; immorality.

The Jewish mystic book, Zohar said of her;

"As the female partner of Satan, Lilith identifies as “the ruination of the world,” for her role is to bring immorality into the minds and actions of humans."

She has so effectively carried out her task that almost all of earth's habitants are under her spell.

Thebest12:
Which part of ikwerre are you from ?

Apara kingdom.

I do body-shamed and discriminate people alot, right from my primary school days.

Wayo eye, k-leg, big head, bow leg, bald head, flat nyash, big nyash, fat man/woman, black skinned, albino, big teeth, long man, short man, blind man/woman, stammerer, those who can't read, those who makes mistakes while talking, those who can't speak proper English and many more.
On Sunday afternoon I was visiting my friend, as I was about to drive into his street this pretty fat girl was walking by so I slowed, and said hello, she turned and I shouted, fat giiirl. .
We all should be perfect. Shouldn't we

You said a woman made over a billion naira from sales of kulikuli
So how much wey person wey sell the groundnut make?

All this motivational speakers sef!

In all he is a jailbird.

Lol, as if UK Na White House. the place is as porous as a basket to carry out any illegal hit.

I hope Sheyi Tinubu and his hanger-on don't tow same path.

ferhyntorlah:
Tafa Balogun is dead.

He died last year.

eeyaah!

Antell95:
Shot on target

you gerrit.

Samantha124:
I'm guessing we're just lovable..

True.

All seven of my two sisters children lived with me.
Some are now in the university but my house is their base even when they are on holidays.

The youngest is Six this year. That bundle is the reason why I am still single. She started living with me when she was three. She is a trouble maker and fighter.

I don't know why my nieces and nephews get attached to me the moment they set eyes on me.
The beauty of it all is that we speak our Ikwerre language in the house.

SmartPolician:
If you are reading this and have a bachelor's degree, don't stop. Take a step further to get a master's degree - e get why!

Congratulations to Nuhu Ribadu - my man that year as the EFCC chairman!

Why?

Balogun a former IG of police if he is still alive, won't forget Ribadu in a hurry.

I see him as a corrupt-free Nigerian.

used to respect him and El Rufai until the latter became a governor and messed up.

I don't want to meet him. What's the airforce contribution to national development?

May he rest in peace.
Fine strategy to sell your books.

Scenic! Una Nonsense wood no go see places like this to shoot movies, Na overpopulated and dirty Lagos dem wan remain.

Lobbying don too much. I hear say some people dey offer 2 billion for ministerial position.

Some people with emotion eh.

Ronaldo is my favourite but, I would only wave and continue on my way if by accident we are on the same lane.

But i won't bother myself looking for a star to pose for a photograph with.

Because I am not attached.

The shot Na direct!

Why did he lost his guard, abi Na set up?

Guns wey children dey brandish any how for Street nobody dey cough Na him big fish like this want go spend ten years!! E no clear.

Nigerians have succeeded in attracting billions of demons into the country.
I awaits the repercussions.

RIP. sometimes some kind of death dey confuse me. how water tank go crash come break through zink, ceiling so tay come hit you inside your room?
the boy deaf?

JeffreyJunior:
One month is the first trimester, very fragile, very risky and an ike gwuru situation.

Oga biko hold body mek baby form finish before you use your preek abort your own baby.

People will advise you to do it gently but we all know that if the spirit of harder harder no enter you, e go everly enter your wife and you must respond to it. To avoid stories that touch, hold your preek gallantly biko.

Gosh, this is why I keep sidechicks.

Adulterer spotted.

Kobojunkie:
I am simply saying it is time we call the delusions what they are so we can move forward as a race and people.

Okay. Heard you. Bye!

Kobojunkie:
Yes it is as what you are trying to get me to believe is that if magazines are emptied somebody must die. I happen to live in Chicago where it isn't strange to here that a person survived being shot full of bullets or several knife stabs, while a bullet or one stab is enough to take out another.

You are not fun to chat with.

She came to bail me from police cell and I was like, I don see wife material

We eventually parted for good anyways.