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InvestmentRe: #Del by expatriate(m): 4:28am On Mar 14, 2021
Aug28th:
I need someone to put me through on how to buy Bitcoin through my payoneer account.

If it's not possible to buy from my payoneer account, what other alternative do I have, considering the recent ban by CBN on the use of bank accounts to fund Bitcoin wallets.

I'll appreciate any genuine help I get.
Following
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Empowers 1050 Residents (Pictures) by expatriate(m): 4:48am On Dec 11, 2020
Lanrelagboi:
https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGss/status/1337134314635616260?s=19[/quote]It's better than nothing, though it is not enough and would not suffice in the long run.

But effective use will go a long way in placing food on their table for now.
EducationRe: Armed Security Officers Stop Striking Ojukwu University Lecturers From Meeting by expatriate(m): 5:26am On Sep 25, 2020
Those ASUU members in COOU are very selfish. [/b] Embarking on solidarity strike when you are not a federal institution is senseless[b] let the vice Chancellor fight them as much as he could.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help, I Have Lost Much Money Trying To Earn Money Online. by expatriate(m): 2:11pm On Aug 12, 2020
[color=#006600][/color]if PayPal no gree you run, contact me. I run Lesotho PayPal that works in Nigeria.

KomonSense:
Ok



As at 2011, I would have made so much money if PayPal was accepted in Nigeria


I know uptill now Nigerians don't have access to PayPal because you can't withdraw your money because our shitty government has refused to amend INTERNET law to international standards as required by America and European directives


Most affiliate marketing programs pay well in America and most of them (especially Wal-Mart , clickbank) requires you to have a PayPal account and you need PayPal to cashout
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Data Collection Agent by expatriate(m): 8:21pm On Jan 09, 2019
[b][/b]Cosmas.collins@yahoo.com
Christianity EtcJESUS Is NOT Coming Back, He Was Drunk When He Made The Statement. -cardinal by expatriate(op): 12:03pm On Jun 30, 2016
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore has officially announced that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. But he urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

Cardinal Salvadore said, “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it. It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

In chapter John 14:1-3 of the Bible, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming.

When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly.”

Cardinal explained Jesus’ broken promise saying that he was probably drinking wine at the time when he made the comments. “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs. We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different,” added Cardinal Salvadore.

The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.


source; http://naijizzy..com/2016/06/jesus-is-not-coming-backhe-was-drunk.html
NYSCRe: 2015 Batch A POP Date Is Finally Official by expatriate(m): 5:31pm On Mar 10, 2016
Why won't their be passing out parade?
I don't even see the pop date too undecided
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Wins SUV At Amvca Awards by expatriate(m): 9:12am On Mar 06, 2016
She z really talented tho
Btw
Me and her who need am pass? undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is A Cover Letter? How To Write One. Sample Template. by expatriate(m): 7:43am On Mar 05, 2016
osujiikenna:
Sorry I want to ask a question...I taught in a cover letter,there is a need to write like this; APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF A SUPERVISOR . Secondly,its a cover letter not the same wit an application letter?
These days firms no longer need application letter. The cover latter and CV does The work.
Don't ever write APPLICATION FOR... Its not. Conventional.
BusinessRe: Top 5 Richest Nigerians According To Forbes by expatriate(m): 9:13am On Mar 02, 2016
Singing Enya 'ONLY TIME'
Btw how does forbes do the statistics and Arthor Eze n' Ukpo no deh Their undecided
BusinessRe: 11 Business Opportunities In Africa That Will Make More Millionaires In 2016 by expatriate(m): 9:37pm On Mar 01, 2016
undecidedAnd someone will be like
End time Business ventures
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: Militants Declare War On FG by expatriate(m): 2:39pm On Feb 21, 2016
undecided undecided undecided
TedBaker:
Militants will be v easy to contain unlike boko Haram, d shld knw dat dan jst issue empty threats
Oboy I don't think u were born when the militant disturb for niger delta
RomanceRe: Prostitutes Detain Customers Over Unpaid Bills In Delta by expatriate(m): 11:33pm On Feb 19, 2016
Pishure or







































Adonbilivit.






























Space not for sale






Introvert take note
Christianity EtcRe: Some Nigeria Christian Practices That White People Don’t Do by expatriate(m): 12:08pm On Jan 31, 2016
I don't blame thomas paine who says and I quote'I believe in God and no more' all the religious doctrine too much 'my mind is my church'.
CrimeRe: Barrenness: Wife Attacks Husband With Acid in Ibadan (photo) by expatriate(m): 11:25am On Jan 31, 2016
madridguy:
Pathetic.
Really pathetic
PoliticsRe: Real Reasons I Conceded To Buhari —jonathan by expatriate(m): 9:24am On Jan 31, 2016
TCD:
he should have stayed on and watch what happened to gbagbo of ivory coast by the International community happen to him. he never see something.
Before the international community reacted, do you know how many lives that was lost?

Sometimes pple reason with their anus!
But I don't blame them.
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Fickle minded perverts
HealthRe: Sickle Cell Awareness !! Come In And Learn..... by expatriate(m): 1:08am On Sep 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
Any SS here? smiley
yeah I am. Are u one?
FamilyThe Power Of Sex In Your Marriage And Why It Should Be Done Often by expatriate(op): 10:37pm On Aug 04, 2015
Unfortunately, a lot of couples fight
about s*x without realizing the
great things it can do for their
relationship (and for you
personally). There are lots of other
good reasons to be having s*x
often. Here are ten:
1. s*x is a metaphor for the rest of
your relationship
When a couple is having a good
relationship they’re usually having
a good s*x life, too. And the
reciprocal is true as well. That is, if
they’re struggling in the bedroom,
they’re usually struggling in their
relationship. The bedroom and your
relationship are inseparably
connected. So connecting in the
bedroom as often as you can will
force you to connect outside the
bedroom more often, too.
2. It’s better than browsing
Facebook
Think of all the time you spend
browsing Facebook at night. Sure,
it’s nice to catch up with old friends
and see what everyone’s up to. But
when you think about it, no one is
more important than your spouse.
And even though you may see silly
videos of pets or cute videos of
other peoples’ kids, you can’t
emotionally connect on facebook as
much as you can with your partner
in the bedroom.
3. It’s good for your health
It’s true. Several studies show that
s*x has many health benefits. For
example, s*x increases your heart
rate, burns calories, helps you
sleep better and is even associated
with less stress. Not to mention that
it promotes a stronger immune
system and may even help you live
longer.
4. It brings you closer together
s*x is the one thing that sets you
and your spouse apart from being
roommates. And it’s the only thing
you share uniquely with each other
that you don’t share with anyone
else. Because of that, it becomes a
unique way for you and your
spouse to express romance, love
and passion to each other in ways
you can’t express anywhere (or
with anyone) else.
5. It’s like going on a date — at
home
If you have kids, you know how
hard it is to go out. You have to
find a babysitter, find a place to go
that you both like and then be back
in time to get your babysitter home.
And even when you do go out,
there’s no promise that you’re
going to like the movie or the
restaraunt that you end up going
to. But having s*x often is like going
out on dates that you’re sure to
like. And you don’t even have to
leave the comfort of your own
home. Plus, because you don’t have
to leave the house you can do it as
often as you like — without having
to find a babysitter.
6. It forces you to communicate
In addition to being a lot of fun, s*x
is an exercise in communication.
During s*x, you’re regularly
communicating to your partner
about what you like, what you don’t
like or what you want them to do.
There’s nothing more intimate and
vulnerable than the
communications you’re having
inside the bedroom. And the
benefits this has outside the
bedroom are great as well.
7. It’s fun
Sure, it might be fun to watch one
of your favorite shows before you
go to bed. But making love to your
spouse is a lot more fun.
8. The big “O”
During climax, a neurotransmitter
called oxytocin gets released into
certain parts of your brain. And
scientists are finding that oxytocin
is one of the key ingredients for
humans to form love, trust, bonds
and reduce fear. It’s also one of the
reasons that orgams feel so
pleasurable.
9. It helps you grow as a person
In an healthy intimate relationship,
you have to be comfortable with
yourself. If you’re embarassed
abour your appearance or shy
about asking for what you want,
the bedroom can help you
overcome these difficulties.
10. It helps you feel like more like a
man/woman
As a woman, it’s hard to feel
feminine when a good chunk of
your day is spent wiping boogers
and making sure toothpaste
splatter is cleaned off the mirrors.
And as a man, it’s hard to feel
masculine when you’re being a
chauffeur and servant to your kids.
s*x helps you feel like you. It
reminds you of your femininity and
masculinity. And it reminds you of
your unique relationship with each
other.

source: www.informationng.com/2015/08/10-reasons-married-coupes-sex-regularly.html
CrimeRe: 20-year-old Girl Stabs Lover Boy To Death by expatriate(m): 2:41pm On May 21, 2015
link2jude:
And some dudes will come hear to say if you're married and you're wife isn't from Imo state then you're single...

RIP to the dead
fear mba ise
fear mba itolu
fear mba ano
and other mbas that u know.
beware of Imo ppl
NYSCRe: Ogun State A15 Lets Meet Here by expatriate(m): 12:32am On May 07, 2015
Dparagon:
Thanks. Sorry i've been unable to reply your mention.
The truth is, registration is definitely going to be stressful depending on the crowd/population. Standing on a long curved and zig zag queue esp if checking starts outside the gate. That's why one needs to be at the camp very early if possible a day before in other to do your early/quickly when it starts.
Your statement of result, call up letter (original) and I.d are the three major things to present during the first stage of clearance. Next, you'll proceed straight with your returned signed call up letter to the ICT section where you'll thumb print and a new printed slip will be given to you which contains your state code, platoon etc.
Finally, you'll now have to locate your platoon. 4 passports, Call up letter, Green card (both original), printed slip, about 2 photocopies of your statement of result, 1 copy of your call up letter & green card. You can still ask them questions esp on the doc to bring. Do the necessary documentations and your kits will be issued to you immediately. Don't waste so much money making so many photocopies. We used just a maximum of 2 photocopies of each documents in the platoon section. In case of miscellaneous, you can do not more than 5 unless otherwise. That's how the reg was done.
Hope this helps. Feel free to ask any question that needs clarification. Stream 1 guys, you can still add yours or make any correction where necessary.
Regards
please am equally posted to ogun stream 2
but am planning on applying for re-deployment while in camp due to some health challenge. how will I go about it?
response please
RomanceRe: 14 Things No One Will Tell You About Being In A Long-distance Relationship by expatriate(m): 3:17pm On Jan 29, 2015
Drmaverick:
Below are 14 things no one will tell you about being in a long-distance relationship, except for someone who has already done it.

1. Congrats! You’ve got a free ticket to an emotional roller-coaster ride!
Some days will be fine. You’ll just do all the usual stuff — go to work, catch up with friends for drinks, walk your dog and work out every day to look fit when you finally meet again.
But there will be terrible days too. Days when you don’t want to get out of bed or do anything meaningful – except for embracing your pain and loneliness. Days when you seriously question your decision: “Is it worth it? Why am I doing this?”You’ll go from moments of tremendous joy together to hopelessly depressing thoughts on the night before your departure: “Will I survive another separation? I’m not sure how many more times my heart can be torn apart until it finally breaks!”

2. There will be a lot of tough choices to make
So where are we heading? How do we see our future together? Should I leave everything and move to you? Is it worth it? Who will come and visit? When?
Get used to the endless swirl of complicated questions you both need to answer honestly.

3. Your laptop is your real significant other
At least for now.
You will fall asleep with your beloved’s face on the screen. The first thing you’ll grab in the morning is your laptop to check if they’ve already sent you a sweet “Morning, sunshine!” email. You’ll put your laptop next to your plate so you can have dinner together.
You’ll also get to know all the latest video, chat and photo exchange apps, all designed for couples who are apart.

4. Time will be your main enemy
When you are together, you’ll savor each and every moment. You’ll plan to do all those amazing super-romantic couple things, or simply enjoy the warmth of actual hugs as long as possible. Yet, you will never get enough time.
But once apart again, you’ll simply wish the clock ran faster: “Is it Friday already? So, there’s just 24 days left until I visit. Can I please wake up on day X?”

5. You will get more creative trying to fill up your time
Always wanted to learn French? How about play tennis, enroll in a Japanese cooking class, or master ink drawing? This is a high time to find new hobbies and try new things. Keep your mind engaged and let it focus on learning new skills. Besides, isn’t it an awesome way to impress your partner when you finally catch up again?

6. There will be all sort of memory triggers that will cause you to randomly cry
I thought I was emotionally strong. I was proved wrong. Numerous times.

7. It won’t get easier in time
Even if you think you can get used to being apart and are now stoically waiting for when things get easier, they won’t. No matter how long you are in a long-distance relationship, you always miss your significant other like crazy.
Revisit points #1 and #6 and accept that.

8. You learn to live in a twisted reality
They’re never there, but they’re all yours. You spend too much time inside your head replaying all those sweet moments spent together, having all those daydreams and conversations.
That’s odd. I know.

9. Your friends won’t be as supportive as you expect
“OMG! So you’re like one year into a long-distance relationship? How do you cope with, you know … desire?”“Does your boyfriend even exist?”
“Why don’t you find someone else to date?”
Right.
Why can’t a cat become a dog?

10. Long distance feels heavy
Your partner won’t be around every time you desperately need them, not on one of those “bad days” when you are one step away from a yet another mental breakdown. Not on those days when you fail and need more support that any sweet words on Skype can convey. Eventually, you learn to cope with a lot of things on your own, and you grow stronger and more mature in the process.

11. Finding the time to visit is complicated
You won’t be able to come and visit each and every weekend or month as you originally intended to. You still have different and conflicting commitments holding you back. (Or else you’d be sitting next to each other already, right?) And unless booked months in advance flights cost a pretty penny and get insanely expensive during holidays and vacation seasons. Exactly, those times when you are most likely to be able to visit.

12. When you finally meet again, you just pick up just where you’ve finished
When you are together again, it seems like those ugly weeks apart never existed. Like you finally pressed “Play” and started living your perfect life again. At least until it’s time to go back home.

13. Eventually, you develop this odd feeling of sureness
You will begin to consider that if you are not soul mates, why would both of you bother so much? Your relationship are definitely not about sex. Rather, you are like friends without benefits most of the time. You can talk over anything — hopes, fears, dreams, insecurities. Jealousy is just an empty word as you grow absolutely confident in your partner and yourself.

14. You know if you both see this through to the end, your relationship will survive anything
As a couple you will develop this invisible, bulletproof bond. It will carry you through all sort of arguments and life difficulties. After all, if you survive the long-distance thing, everything else from then on will seem easily manageable!

article written by: Elena Prokopets

www.targetdex..com
be prepared to share ur distance lover with another person.
RomanceRe: TEST: Marry Her If She Can Eat This With You by expatriate(m): 1:11pm On Jan 24, 2015
Vyolet:
So many silly reasons for marriage,how would you marry a lady cos she agrees to eat this with you?
I tire oh
PhonesRe: How To Recover Deleted Photos On Iphone And Android Phones by expatriate(m): 3:21am On Jan 24, 2015
lalasticlala:
[/quote]what of videos ? undecided[quote author=lalasticlala post=30065425]
what of videos ?
PoliticsA Letter To Buhari by expatriate(op): 11:09am On Jan 22, 2015
A NIGERIAN YOUTH WROTE THIS LETTER TO BUHARI
Sir, let us examine your service records. I consider
your
generation a very privileged one, indeed. In 1975 at
the age of
33, you were appointed the Military Governor of the
North-
Eastern State, present day Borno & Yobe states.
In 1976 at the age of 34 you became the Minister for
Petroleum and Natural Resources. In 1978 at the
age of 36
you became the Chairman of the Nigeria National
Petroleum
Corporation (NNPC). Today the reverse is the case.
Most
Nigerians at age of 35 are still unemployed and still
living
with parents. Many are still not married. During
your time you
were already Governor at this age.
One major reason for this unfortunate turn of events
is that
many elders like you have refused to voluntarily
handover the
baton to the next generation. Life should be a relay
race
where one runs his race and hands over to the
next. In Nigeria
many elders like you have run their races and are
still holding
on tenaciously to the baton.
But Sir, I have an important question here for you.
The
question is simple, MUST YOU SERVE NIGERIA AS A
PRESIDENT ONLY? IS THERE NO OTHER CAPACITY
YOU CAN
SERVE US EXCEPT THE PRESIDENCY? It is very
erroneous to
imagine that you can only serve Nigeria only in one
capacity.
During the regime of late General Sani Abacha, you
accepted
the appointment to serve as the Chairman of the
then
Petroleum Trust Fund PTF.
The general opinion was that you served faithfully in
this
capacity. Well done Sir! But you never asked Abacha
to
vacate office for you as your former subordinate in
the army.
Never! In fact that would have been a dangerous
move, if not
suicidal. Rather you served faithfully under your
former junior
in the army. Sir, imagine if you take on another job
like the
Chairman of EFCC or ICPC or NDLEA.
Nigerians actually need you to serve in one of these
capacities much more than they need you in the
Presidency.
Mere mentioning your name as Chairman of EFCC
would drive
many corrupt men underground. But you wouldn’t .
Either the
Presidency or nothing. When are you going to
handover to the
next person? It is either you do it voluntarily or risk
disgrace
at the polls. In 1983 at the age of 41, you became
the Head of
State.
Most Nigerians in my age have not had the
opportunity to
serve, but we still remain committed to the Nigerian
project.
You should rather be graceful to God and to
Nigerians for the
numerous opportunities that have come your way to
serve
Nigerians. Others are begging for just one
opportunity to
serve. Sir, you have to accept the stark reality on
ground that
you have served your time already.
That is life for you. You run the race, you handover
the baton
for others to run, you cannot hold on to the baton
more than
is necessary. As a former head of State you are
already a
member of the Council of State Meeting. You have
every
avenue to channel your views across. You don’t
necessarily
have to be in a front-line role, you can serve in an
advisory
capacity. That is still service.
In conclusion, It is crystal clear that you cannot
defeat
President Jonathan in a free, fair and credible
election, even in
Katsina State.
Sentiments aside, Jonathan would cruise to a
landslide
victory come February 14th, 2015. In fairness to you
Sir, any
of your Children would pose a serious challenge to
Jonathan
more than yourself.
I do not see Nigerians electing a 72 year old former
Head of
state to lead us in this Digital era. With due respect
to you Sir,
you belong to the Analogue age and therefore, will
not fit in as
president in this digital era.
This is the blunt truth. Please do not enter the
Guinness book
of world records on a negative note. Losing four
consecutive
Presidential election would not augur well for your
reputation.
It is in your best interest to assume your position
as an elder
statesman and allow others to serve. Nigeria does
not belong
to you alone. It belongs to us all, is time we youth
tell our self the truth.
CareerRe: Your Reliable Link To China by expatriate(m): 5:01pm On Jan 19, 2015
flyca:
Hello Nairalanders:

I'm a Masters student in North Eastern China. If you need any correspondence to Beijing, Hebei, Tianjin, Shandong, Liaoniang and its environs, I'm here to help you. I can be your translator, guide, middle man ..... to the companies within these locations.

If you are thinking of coming to China (business or pleasure) and you need background logistics and help, I will be here for you. I've done this for a couple of months now. Its been both inspiring and challenging. I will also share a few stories of what I've done so far. Lol.
cheesy

My number is +86 1850 32 49434. (whatsapp only)
Or send an email to zizimails@yahoo.com

Also if you have any appliance or gadgets at home that you want to know what the Chinese characters written on it says, you are in the right place. Just take a readable shot and paste it here. I will translate it to you. Its completely free. Lets have it grin

This board is open to everyone.
ur studying Chinese language ? undecided
flyca:
Hello Nairalanders:

I'm a Masters student in North Eastern China. If you need any correspondence to Beijing, Hebei, Tianjin, Shandong, Liaoniang and its environs, I'm here to help you. I can be your translator, guide, middle man ..... to the companies within these locations.

If you are thinking of coming to China (business or pleasure) and you need background logistics and help, I will be here for you. I've done this for a couple of months now. Its been both inspiring and challenging. I will also share a few stories of what I've done so far. Lol.
cheesy

My number is +86 1850 32 49434. (whatsapp only)
Or send an email to zizimails@yahoo.com

Also if you have any appliance or gadgets at home that you want to know what the Chinese characters written on it says, you are in the right place. Just take a readable shot and paste it here. I will translate it to you. Its completely free. Lets have it grin

This board is open to everyone.
ur studying Chinese language ?
RomanceRe: Why Guys Find It Hard To Like Girls Who Woo Them by expatriate(m): 11:36am On Jan 18, 2015
UchihaMadara:
That's were you're wrong bro!

Lions are actually greater scavengers than hyenas, check the facts.

Also lions are mostly lazy, and prefer the lionesses to do the job of hunting, while they just show up to eat.

So, I repeat, it's every lions dream, to have prey fall before it without hunting.
na lie. shocked
UchihaMadara:
That's were you're wrong bro!

Lions are actually greater scavengers than hyenas, check the facts.

Also lions are mostly lazy, and prefer the lionesses to do the job of hunting, while they just show up to eat.

So, I repeat, it's every lions dream, to have prey fall before it without hunting.
na lie.
RomanceRe: Searching For A New Girl by expatriate(m): 10:22am On Jan 18, 2015
apparentlylaw:
If u see a geh u like ...don't jez toast her straight ...make her ur fwend ..let her confide in u ...den bam u toast her ....she go gree as long as shez into u ...buh u mxt be a Fine boi + gat money for her to consider u ..virtually all gehz take dat into consideration be4 hooking up wif a guy
seconded
just look good appear sharp even if u are a broke dude. grin
apparentlylaw:
If u see a geh u like ...don't jez toast her straight ...make her ur fwend ..let her confide in u ...den bam u toast her ....she go gree as long as shez into u ...buh u mxt be a Fine boi + gat money for her to consider u ..virtually all gehz take dat into consideration be4 hooking up wif a guy
seconded
just look good appear sharp even if u are a broke dude.
RomanceRe: Real Signs A Woman Really Loves You. by expatriate(m): 5:09pm On Jan 13, 2015
8. She exposes the every single thing of her life:
If a girl begins to share her joys and pain with you. If she give you every detail of her life,

this is a sure sign of a GOLD DIGGER
telling u her problems so u can sympathize with her and help ameliorate her financial conundrum.
NO WAY

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