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She was just unlucky. May her soul rest in peace

Average players

For the hustlers, keep working hard

He keeps everything under control

Christ is Alive

Like play like play dis man go win so ooo

Marry early bros

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NwaAmaikpe:





This is a very, very detailed piece.
Tradition is all we have and it gives me orgasms to see the next generation carry on with it.

My dear Ihitte-Uboma

Brings back long memories of when I visited Ihitte-Uboma for the burial of a friend's husband.
She couldn't freely receive me there so we managed to drive to neighboring Obowo, she was still inhibited so we had to drive all the way down to Umuopara in Umuahia where she gave me debbé as appreciation for the sacrifice of coming.

We almost crashed at '7-and-half' on our way back if not for God who cautioned her late husband and told him that he had no reason to be jealous since death had done them part.

Nice town aside from those SARS that always stay around Ishinweke waylaying AKTC and Abia Line buses.

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U sabi places no be small. am from Umunumo bro

Plead:
Lmao. Unwise individuals abound nairaland.

Shut up!

The fear of Mbaka prophesy.

Queen without king dat one na queen?

jeesprecy:
Mine soon come.. I will marry the love of my life and he'll love me back much more.. Amen.. All my pains right now will vanish and I will rejoice ever more.. Amen

Take it easy on urself oo

That your Bank Account Balance that looks like FM Station 103.9 will soon look like Recharge Card Pin 485,843,215,945 IJN Amen

Let them help the poor and needy around the church of Christ, afterall it's their tithe & offering money

What about the female lecturals?

How much did he pay her abeg

Cameleon72:
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[quote author=Emu4life post=82899084]Just look at....
Alhamdulillah for making me a Muslim.
The God of Islam makes law for people to follow
While others make laws for God to consider and if possible, revise God's law.
Many Xtians love this but they will come here and bash her hypocritically now. Afterall, they are naturally perverts. Shut up!

When a lady is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and said "congrats", but none of them come to touch the man penis to say well done. Moral:- hard work is never appreciated.

U can move in to my house

seunlayi:
Why their pics? I expected nairaland to have grown more than these. Those pics will scary to the friends and relative of the victims.

Even if you have to post, cover it

Why?

MiosheEmpire1:
No in Ondo generally we don't believe in such traditional rites

Shut up

*ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION* *Journalist*: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it: RESPONSES: *LAI MOHAMMED*: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer. *FEMI ADESINA*: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT. *AKINWUMI AMBODE*: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline. *IBE KACHUKWU*: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May. *BUKOLA SARAKl*: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me. *GOODLUCK JONATHAN*: This heat was not this bad when I left office/ power but Nigerians did not appreciate me. *ADAMS OSHIMOLE*: Ngozi Okonjo- Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research. *NASIR ELRUFAI*: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat. *RAUF AREGBESOLA*: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan. *ALIKO DANGOTE*: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us. *BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense. *NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA*: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change: *PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA* ... this heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail. **

martineverest:
go to her Instagram page,u go laff taya

Keep quiet!

Yesterday night I spotted a gang of robbers on my way home and I ran.while running,I also met a team of SARs officers in the front.I quickly ran back to robbers for safety.

This is why When am drunk I become very alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then i look up for aeroplanes and down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets.

How then do i pay my teachers in my private school? park well Oga

coolestchris:
fake

u high?

i have 5k that am not using tell me what it can do for you....