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[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]All this baggers dey there dey form Aromates...147 for life[/quote]147, una no dey ever get brain

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Guy show us the PMs na? Na wa for u o! [/quote]cool dwn, my phone dey hang


Besides, I dey reason say make I no expose these NL runs girls, cos dem plenty oh

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]U dey learn keke [/quote]Teach d guy na, why dey do like dat na!


Abi u sef nuh sabi?

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]I can't laff!
Nairaland run girls!
Where dem dey?[/quote]Bro aswear dem yapayaski for here

I don tire!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Oya put am there, make I see my papa no name me Thomas for nothin [/quote]So ur name na Thomas? I get one friend named Thomas, d guy funny die!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Screenshots of the PMs' or it's a lie




No dey give us lamba for here [/quote]confirm! Na wetin go happen be that.



Make e no be like say I dey lie!

It is very waa oh! I opened a thread for my NL crush yesterday due to the dream I had where I was having fun with her and I found out that she also had the same dream too. What a co-incident! .. I created the thread only to connect with her--the love of life (Name witheld), my sunshine! But to my surprise, I started receiving different kind of PMs from all the NL babes (runs NL girls) like water from a tap at first I was excited but after like 100 PMs isht started getting boring to me.. Cos even the person I'm trna get her attention hasn't reply my PM but all these aristos just flooded my mailbox with their bullshittt.. "E be like dem dis one think say I be mugu" I laughed as I ignore mostly all the PMs but it keeps coming non-stop.. What the hell!

Girls, first of all, I no be Davido oh, abi una think say I be Dangote pikin? Abeg make una park well. I'm just an average dude trying hussle and get paid live a good life. So if you looking for a mugu kindly hit the next monicker. Although I know some of you girls really wanna have me but, I got my eyes and mind on her, you know who I don't wanna cause any rivalry e-fight between you girls ok, so kindly do the needful. Let me be!

@my love , I guess u probly reading this so don't let these boyfriend snatchers take me away cos they sound convincing...I'm waiting for your....you knw what holla at your boy

Newkidoo: What is the update on this!! has d bride being taken home or the evil sister still showing herself..

things dey go well bro, gradually... Pray for us!

I don't why, I like em.. Give it to me soft, firm and moderate..

Stealing and forgery and lying is not good. It is a high criminal offense especially for people of Oduah's status.

Nigga please! If I open that yeye link make I get K-leg

Abu Mikey: [img]http://www.kaiparaworkwear.co.nz/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/fb9b7c72809b42bcf30aea4972e2eeab/g/1/g11_1.jpg[/img]
https://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/09/rubbish-442x288.jpg

Abu_Shekau_Mikey, good morning... What is that rubbish?

I woulda love to lock dis thread now till tmrw cos of all these derailers and trolls


Anyway, goodnyt peeps, sweet dreams

Monstertrucks: the way u dey act sef ehn,like a secondary school dropout. that wants to get laid via the internet.

we don see u, oya go to bed now

Caracta, never sleep na, time still dey na.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Do you always cry this much? You should know Cara doesn't dig crybabies [/quote]don't worry, I can be her superman, we can get high together

Its Jonathan: you nd who

Why do I even waste my time on this thread sef.

shei u no see the 'un-follow' button ni?

Its Jonathan: I'm going to get you a free go nd die T-shirt soon

I prefer the go and live version

[quote author=uj_sizzle] Did you take a second look?[/quote]laiye-laiye

I can't even go back there, abeg remove it!

[quote author=uj_sizzle] That's disappointing. I was really hoping you'd ignore that [/quote]na my old time friend, na so we dey play all day

Caracta:

forget, na play we dey play na

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Oya na. Your time starts now [/quote]lol.... Don't be mean again na, take am easy... Wetin u chop dis night?

Its Jonathan: for f..ucks sake! experimentist please just go nd die already

Sango thunderbolt fire you!

@Caracta, pls do the needful or else I.....


In fact, where are my best men

Rhymez: Caracta, I guess this crooked-asss nigga made you jilt me?

who be dis one again? Nairaland don suffer! Too many pimpz in dis site, we need cleansing Seun

[quote author=uj_sizzle]He wasn't even close to the answer




Seriously, if her father asks you this question, you'd sing him a frigging song? 'Borrow' another man's lines to whisk away his little sheep()
Damn![/quote]make una no vex na

Shebi even God sef dey forgive? Give me one more chance..

Na dis one dem dey call 'Double Dragon', 'Double Excel', or 'Double Exhaust'

Anyhow you call....na double up!

Oya, Ghana-Naija let's go! Azonto mode/skelewu... Charlie, go down low! If I vexxx now I go move enter Ghana anytime without even shishi for my hand and I go chop, drink and even polash without paying a dime... I got a whole family in Ghana as well as Naija....same can't be said about Southie, those ones dem be....

Monstertrucks: Lol, I look at this thread with Swahili eyes.

which one be swahili eyes again

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol i'm the evil twin, being contrary and mean is my nature [/quote]yeeeee


Yo profile pics na die oh! Hope that's not you