Romance › Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 10:02am On Jan 06, 2014 |
Though I've never seen her before, I know she's on of a kind. I like the way she talks, the way she walks (I can imagine)... She's go height (average), slender and fair in complexion (abi na lie?). I can't believe I saw dis sweet girl in my dreams lasnyt and that's when I knew we both have something in common.. We had great fun together, I saw us watching movie @silverbird cinemas while eating popcorn and she rested her soft sweet head on my dry chest.. We talked about many things, how I like how comments on Nairaland, her contributions in the romance section. She told me she's not married and that she don't mind having me as her husband some day  and I also wanted her to be my wife  After the movie we decided to go home, as we got out I pressed the button on my BMW double exhaust ride (I forgot the model and I no even get car for real life o, na legedez benz I dey use)  I accompanied to the passenger's side, opened the door and she sat in gently then I kissed her on cheek and went in to drive.. In no time we are at my house, we both headed straight to the shower, took our bath together and straight to bed we went... Before I knew it, I woke up in my caban all wet and sweaty, nepa light no even dey sef  na which kain wahala be dis na  I cried profusely! That's when I knew I have to get the sweet NL babe, Caracta, no tell me say u don marry oh cos I go vexxxxx.. Oya mod, na FP sure pass  |
Politics › Re: 2015: S/east APC Spits Fire Over Chime’s Endorsement Of Jonathan by experimentist: 8:57am On Jan 06, 2014 |
PDP is a disease to Nigeria  |
Celebrities › Re: Lady Almost Unclad In The Name Of Fashion (see Photo!) by experimentist: 8:40am On Jan 06, 2014 |
[quote author=Nadia_SA1]me too sha[/quote]You sef dey get hard-on? Na lie jor, na wet-on  |
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Wife Orders Release Of Suspected Thugs In Rivers by experimentist: 8:34am On Jan 06, 2014 |
Jeeeeesus christ of okrika aka madam piss aka shepo aka tamus aka die and came back  |
Romance › Re: My Fiancee Must Pay For This Hurt/pain. by experimentist: 9:00pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Op, ur own small na, if you hear my own u go move on  |
Politics › Re: 2015: Gej Should Drop Sambo For Chime by experimentist: 8:54pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Kai, walai fa dis threadz don enta ram por prontfage, chai, na wa o  |
Celebrities › Re: Human Body Parts Fell From The Sky In Saudi by experimentist: 8:15pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Airforce1: No source abi  sauce dey na  |
Celebrities › Re: Human Body Parts Fell From The Sky In Saudi by experimentist: 8:14pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
First to comment  |
Politics › Re: Tinubu, Taking A Bow And Nearly Kissing The Ground For Buhari by experimentist: 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
latestsunny: i pity nigeria youths !!!.............. 4 aw lng shall we continue to act lik ds? So because Buhari Is a muslim,any oda muslim dt relate wit him automatically bcums a boko haram member? Mind u I'm nt a fan of both Buhari and Tinubu neither am I a muslim. But it pains me wen i read comments like ds......... i wonda what kind of leaders ds set of nigeria youths will bcum in future with ds kind of orientation. Hmm, no be small tin ooh  we get work to do  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by experimentist: 6:57pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
mysticgal: Truthfully i reply pms always. Ok, PM me now  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by experimentist: 6:44pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by experimentist: 5:56pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
harlos: Oh boy!!! Na so you fine reach?  d ting tire me o! Make I post my pics first.  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by experimentist: 5:54pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Newkidoo: Wake up *picks a bucket of water, pours it on his face!! u don dey sleep type again abi!! wake up silly boy!!  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by experimentist: 4:27pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
stinggy: LWKMD...in ur f'ing drimz abi? it's true  |
Celebrities › Re: REVEALED: SEE Where Olamide Got The "Gun Man Pose" [PHOTO] by experimentist: 4:19pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
U try small, oya clap fi ya self  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Pms!!! Why? by experimentist: 3:37pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Girls dey sent me PMs like say tmrw no dey Once 3 girls sent me PMs at the same time all expressing their deep love for me.. I mistakenly gave em my phone numbers and they won't let me sleep.  na soso call frm morning till night :'t I'm suspecting one to be dangote's daughter but the other one is davido's sister while the third girl is from the state... I'm tired men  OP u need prayers in yo life  |
Romance › Re: What Would You Do...... If You Find Your Girlfriend Doing This? [PHOTO] by experimentist: 3:20pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
I'll make her suck my cork and smoke the sperms  |
Politics › Re: 2015: Gej Should Drop Sambo For Chime by experimentist: 3:14pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
KIRIJI: You have forgotten that we own 100% of heaven. God himself is an IGBO man . It is we IGBOS that develpod heaven     |
Politics › Re: 2015: Gej Should Drop Sambo For Chime by experimentist: 3:13pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
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Family › Re: Seun Pls Help! It's 2014 And I Don't Have A Girl (contemplatin Suicide) by experimentist(op): 2:31pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Sarah a: Hahaha, so you don carry your market reach this level? Pele, more grace to your kolo. Lol. reply my mail na, wetin sef  |
Politics › Re: 2015: Gej Should Drop Sambo For Chime by experimentist: 1:15pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Roftl  GEJ till infinity  |
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Olamide Eating Garri & Soup With Small Stout. by experimentist: 12:54pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
E make sense na, red bull follow join....omo see flexin o, after enough sk  |
Islam › Re: EX-Nigerian Footballer Emeka Ezeugo Convert To Islam. Pix by experimentist: 12:32pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
God is great....I will like to marry his daughter  |
Family › Re: Seun Pls Help! It's 2014 And I Don't Have A Girl (contemplatin Suicide) by experimentist(op): 12:21pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
darkgoddes: My sincere advice for the OP. U may have been a smoker or done loads of bad things in d past, but then as long as u have changed ur ways genuinely, then I see no reason why u can't get a good girl of ur choice. I strongly believe that everyone is entittled to be happy in life. No one should tell another person to go and die. It's unfair. Some people might just feel so worthless when u tell them that and actually go and kill themselves. People should encourage one another as much as possible. Offer them sincere advices. Don't push them to the edge further. To u experimentist, u are coming across as being desperate. Take a chill pill ok. U will find the right girl but pls don't make it look like it is a do or die affair. It seems u just want any girl on Nairaland but which girl will want someone that is after every girl. Truth is this...even ur chances of getting a good girl on Nairaland is slim considering that they already read about how u went to prison, smoke etc. I just want u to take things easy. Work on making urself a better person first, stay happy, focused and be positive but not desperate. U will get there ok. Goodluck.  Thnx loads! |
Culture › Re: Please Help! I Want To Learn Igbo Here by experimentist(op): 12:13pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
SugaryBelle: » I love you=afurum gi na anya » What is your name? =Kedi aha/afa gi » Where are you going to? =Ole ebe ina aga » God bless you= chukwu gozie gi. » Who is at the door=onye no n'onu uzo. » I am going to the market =mneje ahia/afia »Head=isi /nose =imi /eyes =anya /teeth= eze /fingers =mbo aka . wow, na God go bless u o! |
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Culture › Re: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by experimentist: 11:50am On Jan 05, 2014*. Modified: 12:16pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Na like dis-------» Hausa >Yourba > Igbo is very hard to learn, been trna learn since. |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia (2 - 1): Int'l Friendly On Saturday, January 4, 2014 by experimentist: 4:10pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
iconize: Nonsense, no 9ja tv station dey show am gan. I tire oh  |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia (2 - 1): Int'l Friendly On Saturday, January 4, 2014 by experimentist: 4:02pm On Jan 04, 2014 |
Abeg which station go show am?  |
Romance › Re: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by experimentist: 10:03am On Jan 04, 2014 |
These kids  |
Politics › Re: Crisis Looms In APC Over Power Sharing by experimentist: 7:35am On Jan 04, 2014 |
*yawns*  |