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Abu Mikey:


Andyblaze ooo...

My Belle

Guy, You are a clown

Wetin be Andyblaze?

Abu Mikey:

Guy! You smileys funny pass your words sef

PM her na, she don go soon marry sha oo

Abeg stop that rough play na you no say you na my padi, if e set na you go be my best man



I go PM her after work

Monstertrucks:

bro, abeg no GO and DIE oh! I no dey oh

Oya come take 5million start business

Newkidoo: Today Is caracta's happiest day... experimentist , u really made her day.. if u r serious and u are really between 25-29.. u got a chance.. she is really happy.. wish u d best of luck..

Oga o, shei na you be her PA, spokesperson abi na spokesman? Abi na vision you dey see?

Anyway, make we dey see as e go be... I go pass for the age something trust me

If e click I go invite you come pop Aloma bitters with us

Caracta: Oh my! I've never blushed so hard in my life. Like seriously? Whooops! See analysis.

@experimentist, thank ya. I'm busy at work, no vex.

Oh wow! U too much o! I no dey vex.

Reading Caracta's shell and be like "wow!" U're too good.. Hey, u're welcome.. Abeg no mind some guys wey dey follow dis thread, dem no like us. We go talk after work.

[quote author=Elli-dude]Are you sure she even cares?

If she really did, we should have been seeing her posts all over..[/quote]must she post for you to know she cares? We on a lo-key bro... All is well

Women their wahala sef, anytime wey I hear about thet their menses I dey lost appetite for bolingo

Oh God! What is wrong wit her? make she no molest dat pikin oh

Danhumprey: Be serious for once! And one thing,she doesn't like shorthand! Write in plain English,otherwise she won't take you serious.

ok bros, noted



@xynerise, pls un-follow this thread asap, you're making things difficult for us

rioemmanuel: Get dat BMW double exhaust ride first..Thats CLASS..u know someone said shes a young lady with CLASS .

Before you send her any PM,go through your previous posts,if its something u can write home about,then its an added advantage.

How many females are you following?,if they aint upto three(3)..then you are on the right path.

OH! Your moniker...mayB she can consider you,i cant really say;P.

Are you an undergraduate?If yes,come after her after your convocation,she might wait .

Wishing YOU GOODLUCK!

hmmm, bro you advice is touching

Firstly, how can get that car? That BMW is the baddest, y'know? Stella Oduah bullet-proof type car (you know how much e cost?) Na to go back to sleep sure pass wether I go fit drive am come real life but on a serious note, forget CLASS, no be all girl dey too form class na.. Thou me too I'm classic in my own ways


My previous post? What happen to my previous posts? Nothing bad about them bro..


And what if I followed my than three girls here, I no be womaniser oh..

And I never enter school sef, talk less of being an undergraduate... Shei na graduation we go chop... Dangote graduate?


Lastly, my monicker no carry venom na, so talk another thing

[quote author=Elli-dude]I can help!![/quote]

safarigirl: Mods FP pls so that the haterz can finally strangle themselves. CAPTAIN John Mikel Obi has scored more goals this year than the trio Messi, CR7 and Ibrahimovic put together

ROFTL



Shei na only dis yeye goaal go gi am afoy? he needs to perform more to prove it... Nice try sha JOM

xynerise: . Caracta, this dude is a teenager. An antelopic one for that matter.

Not smart a bit

why u dey jealous now?

I think say u be her papa see ur head like grasshopper own

Newkidoo: Guy I don't think you are serious..
Gals plenty for real life, na for NL u kan dey look for babe..
First of take yourself serious by doing what jaybee said u should do, then I will take u serious!!

I'm truly serious. I will do what Jaybee said soon.. Jus wait, ok..




@all.... Abeg na who get better, nice and heartbreaking (sorry, I mean, breathtaking) poem make I send give her na

Na God go bless una all dis new year!

Danhumprey: From what I have noticed about Caracta,I think she is a young lady with class. Don't get me wrong. I don't mean those runs girls-kind of class. I'm talking about a decent,smart,matured lady. She sometimes behave like she is too fragile,but who know,she could be a lion.

bro.... Why r u making me scared na?



I no she got class but she ain't lion pls...frm d dream we both had, she's easy-going, sweet and adorable.. Abeg no mek me fear o!

Danhumprey:

da fuq!


O boy na pesin tooth be dis?

Abu Mikey:

Very funny thread

bros Mikey, gud afternoon







Bro how u see am na, make I PM her? E go mek sense?

Newkidoo: Then if u r serious...This is her number... 0806785443...
pls don't disturb her much oo...

e be like seh u dey find work abi? U wan ch'olo? abeg carry ur incorrect numbers comot here o, abi we tell u sey we dey find marriage counsellor?

We know as we go handle our biz

The guy needs fuel subsidy asap!

Newkidoo: I don't see seriousness in this ur post..
Anyway, caracta is older than u so forget it!!

bro I serious, forget d way I'm writing... I no be small pikin o

Caracta: Oh well...

Hi dear

captcochrane: @op, i dont tink caracta is an igbo lady

or av u changed ur mind ni

bro, forget dat ting, woman na woman, all join.. D Caracta wey me see lastnyt, even if na Ijaw babe, all join

Besides, d Igbo babes for NL dem dey vexxxx ye

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Write her something breath taking in the competition




Caracta where art thou? [/quote]ok thnx, but I no sabi write oh

banki: But they Havent Done primaries how come acccording to you they are shoppiing for. Vvp. Candidate?
You guys should stop giving yyourself headches about. What the apc does,focus on your prefered candidate and ensure he Wins the pdp primaries First then attackk other parties
Meanwhile exactly 2years aggo today during the fuel subsidy strike the government promised "greenfield" refinaries by the end of the year...

we don't need primary guy, we have an automatci, respected, tested and trusted presidential candidate who has won already... Unless Buhari withdraws and endorses another candidate then we shall all support the person wether na Igbo man or Yoruba man or Ijaw man we no send so far say our baba don carry hin hand put for up....we need credible person for the top, no be all these clueless and corrupt people wey brekete for aso.. Sai Buhari jor!

3coins: sure,it cn....but kill dis guy 1st vvvv

never mind, he's a gunner

Vessi: Mate stop crushing on my woman!

no worry, till I start brushing her

xynerise: Her E- father

bro, no just leme catch ok you go explain wela

Vyolet: This is the funniest part. ,. Dreams are just too silly.

bro d ting pain gaan na I woke and rushed out to the parkin lot looking for my beemer, I nearly call the cops

jay bee: write her a poem or something.
We've provided you with the perfect platform to make your intentions known => https://www.nairaland.com/1582307/romance-section-valentines-day-special

Who knows, she may just be your Valentine

@Jay bee... Chei, na work be dat oh... Shei I fit use pidgin write am

3coins: diz is wht we call "nro malaria" in igbo(dnt mind my spelling).... malaria drim

bro, dis dream na reality oh, it shall come to pass..


If u think seh I dey lie ask TB Joshua or ask Yuzedu

xynerise: You are late

if I hear



Who are you sef

Enegod:

Bro no go break ya neck o!