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Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 8:42pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol i'm the evil twin, being contrary and mean is my nature grin

[/quote]*on my kneels begging* please cry

Fashion › Re: Meet The 55 Year Old Lady Who Looks Like A 24 Year Old Pretty Girl (see Photos) by experimentist: 6:29pm On Jan 06, 2014

No big deal, it happens..

Politics › Re: Rivers High Court Bombed And Set Ablaze by experimentist: 5:43pm On Jan 06, 2014

So what's the 411 now? Things aint good-looking in Rivers. These guys are becoming toooo desperate for power! What is the govt doing now, I need a full detail of thing asap.

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 5:37pm On Jan 06, 2014

Abu Mikey:

You've now turned to a clown-a'ss-nigga?

Interesting

Nigga, why are you confusing yourself na? undecided

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 5:35pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=adeola_drg]Be nice nw!![/quote]Adeola...wasere, ori e wanbe olorun..

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 5:25pm On Jan 06, 2014

Ty Lannister: Funny concept, @OP.

Seriously though, this move hardly ever works. It's a bit too goofey. But then, women are the most unpredictable specimens on God's blue earth. I wish you all luck.

However, it goes though, you'll find that you'll need to persuade her of your maturity at some point

Good luck.

thnx dwarf

no offense cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 5:22pm On Jan 06, 2014

Abu Mikey: a

Have You ever taken Andyblaze serious?

Quit calling me Andyblaze man cry

Dat clown-a'ss-nigga huh

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 5:21pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=Mynd_44]Your lines are weak bro and you lack confidence. No offence.[/quote]bro no be rap we dey rap here na... Are you a rapper? Go Jimmy's jump off na.

Romance › Re: How To Attract Women Without Talking To Them (for Cuties And Handsomes Only) by experimentist: 5:16pm On Jan 06, 2014

OP, me nah haffi spend nuh dime fi gi nuh gyal, nor fi say nuttin fi get nuh gyal, believe me cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 5:07pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=Mynd_44]Boring movie abeg......[/quote]Dis ain't no movie bro....if u wan watch film go cinema angry

Politics › Re: Rivers High Court Bombed And Set Ablaze by experimentist: 4:57pm On Jan 06, 2014

APC should be arrested as soon as possible cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 4:45pm On Jan 06, 2014

Caracta: Smh...

Why na?

Celebrities › Re: Kill Them All: Michael Jackson's Son, "Blanket Jackson" Set To Avenge His Father by experimentist: 4:29pm On Jan 06, 2014

Na who be actor for this Action Film?

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 4:19pm On Jan 06, 2014

Caracta: Chai! Come on guys...you can't woo a woman? Like seriously. With all the "how-to-" threads on this section?

Hey romance mod Jaybee, we need some basic lessons here.

@experimentist, shiga hankalika fa. Smh for you.

Caracta, hankalina dede walahi... mei ya kamata inyi, ko in ce don ki soni? Da gaske na ke fa.

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 4:15pm On Jan 06, 2014

Newkidoo: Now I c where you are going to!! You are not ready to give out caracta yet..
Don't pump shoulders for us here!! We are not even giving out experimentist anymore..
experimentist, don't worry we will find another girl for.. will u manage lynpetra or Martha or Selenaqueen

*crying and sweating* cry

Na Caracta I want ooooooo!

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 4:13pm On Jan 06, 2014

Abu_Mikey and Newkidoo, do the needful abeg huh

My head dey hawt like dis huh

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:58pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Such beautiful nothing sad

It's why so many men always hook the wrong girl.[/quote]pls don't fall my hand.... I'll give her total love, care, support, no heartbreaking, no cheating.. Only her.. I no go marry 4 wives at all cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:46pm On Jan 06, 2014

Newkidoo: I get work man but need a higher paying job!! u know what i mean!!

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:44pm On Jan 06, 2014

@Sizzle

I dedicate dis song to her: 3T_Anything

"Anything"
I'll give you love
The things you want
I would do anything for you
I would do anything for you
I would do anything, girl, anything for you
Sitting at home another lonely night
Wish you were here so I could hold you tight
Pain in my heart
Because I'm all alone
Why did you leave
Why did your love have to go
When I would do anything for you, I would
Thinking of ways
That I can win your heart
But, I'm so confused
I don't know where to start
Visions of love
Forever in my mind
I wait for the day when
I can say that girl's mine
'Cause I would do anything for you, yes I would
I'll give you love
The things you want
Baby, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
I would do anything for you
I would do anything for you
I would do anything, girl, anything for you
So what can I do to prove I need your love
What will it take
Because I won't give up
Open your heart and let your feelings show
'Cause deep down inside my heart just won't let
you go
Girl, I would do anything for you, yes I would
I'll give you love
The things you want
Baby, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
I would do anything for you
I would do anything for you
I would do anything, girl, anything for you
So, if there ever comes a time..........etc

You know wetin 'anything' mean na, Naija version cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:32pm On Jan 06, 2014

Abu Mikey:

Eiya

See, experimentist, I just cried I drop of tears for you. ««

abeg make una help me o! cry

See that JAMB question oh cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:30pm On Jan 06, 2014

Newkidoo: As his best man, we are ready to offer anything, u name ur price

bro, did u say 'anything'? cry

No be you wey stil dey find work?

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:27pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Hi ya

Greeting acknowledged.

*Pulls out pen and note pad*

So you like Cara eh? Tell me, what have you got to offer her?

Think carefully before you answer wink

[/quote]

Ok, I'm comin.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Is The Easiest Job With The Highest Pay In Nigeria by experimentist: 3:22pm On Jan 06, 2014

I dnt think there's any job that's so easy bro.. Even blogging.

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Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:10pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=uj_sizzle] cheesy

I've been trying to stop myself from falling asleep on my desk grin

[/quote]Hi Sizzle

how u doing?

I hear say you be her best friend, I dey troway salute o!

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 3:07pm On Jan 06, 2014

Newkidoo: Hmmm.. I don't underdig sir? whatever that means.. well let me know abt that ur job.. is it an easy job with high pay. put your comment here!!

www.nairaland.com/1582582/which-easiest-job-highest-pay

Why sir? Do you want to increase my salary? Let me know..

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 2:44pm On Jan 06, 2014

Newkidoo: @ d bolded, you can't be serious and at the same time trying to have fun.. you got to mean it if u truly want her!! you think this one post will make her accept like that.. Guy let me see you mean it....
U r above 27, are u working or still unemployed?!!

I'm damn serious brother and I'm saying she should accept me just cos of dis one post (no be today e start)

I'm not unemployed sir. I collect salary and yet have my own hand work.. You underdig?

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 2:24pm On Jan 06, 2014

Monstertrucks: op,you have to learn How to make use of Smileys too

why?

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 2:19pm On Jan 06, 2014

[quote author=Elli-dude]@Op..From the facts i collected from her diary, its obvious that she never knew how to speak PIDGIN but started some years back..Impressing ladies like Caracta requires more than just foul language..I'm just saying this to help ya..Not antagonise you..

Anyway keep trying o..Nor be say i de support you sef..[/quote]u try small, thnx in advance cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 2:17pm On Jan 06, 2014

Abu Mikey:

Okay! Nor vex, You nor be clown.

You be Masquerade!

U no well at all cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 2:14pm On Jan 06, 2014

Newkidoo: I know what am saying guy.. am not her spokesperson neither am I her P.A but it takes maturity to study ppl even just by their posts..
Caracta seems more matured and grown up but sorry to say but I think you are still young properly between 17-20.. u don't sound mature in any way even with ur previous posts.. though I acknowledged that ur post made her happy cause you gave her little attention which girls love but I still don't think you have a chance but let us see sha...

Ok bro now there you go! I agree you can study someone by their posts but bro you got it wrong totally about mine.. Despite the fact that I sound immature as you said, I'm way too grown up I'm even above 27 cry

me just like having fun here and playing around but that doesn't mean I'm not matured.. I'm serious about this thread as well as trna have fun.. It's good to play sometimes, y'know, it makes me feel good.. I understand you anyway, thnx!

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 2:03pm On Jan 06, 2014

Abu_Mikey

u dey call me clown? cry

Me I don't like it men, seriously cry

Romance › Re: Please Help! I Need To Connect With Caracta, She's My NL Crush :'( by experimentist(op): 2:00pm On Jan 06, 2014

Monstertrucks: https://www.nairaland.com/1577198/seun-pls-2014-dont-girl

https://www.nairaland.com/1577850/she-said-she-dont-like

https://www.nairaland.com/1573809/please-need-girlfriend-true-lover

This are threads by the op.

I'm not hating on him.the guy is desperate. I wouldn't see harm coming to caracta nd smile at it.

you can open all threads nd see for ur self.

things arnt always the way they fucking seem.

Guy na wetin cause all these propaganda na? cry

eeeenh!

Shei na because shawty chose me? cry

abeg stop the hating puleeeaaaase! Nigga! Take a chill pill mayne, ain't nutin but love fi you men cry

Let's be friends cry

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