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Vladm: And na u still go prison d oda day.... Shei na b4 or afta prison u tatse d burkutu..... I fear u oo... Remind me not 2 break ur sistas' heart....

dis one don happen tey before I go federal palace hotel..

Which my sista heart u wan break?

As we walked towards the joint, I can sight from afar, men red-red eyes. Eyes wey be say you fit take light that kain fela type-sized igboh. If nepa take light now u no go need torchlight for where dat kain eyes dey.. See men wey don jogodo finish, elderly men at that! I was shocked! There was a very big pot (in fact na drum) on a fire which is burning profusely.. Three shabby and dirty-looking women were around the pot turning a brown liquid substance which busy boiling inside the mighty pot. They (women) were all sweating profusely near the ever heated pot of burkutu that no way their sweat will not find it way into the damn drink. Benches were arranged under a roof a few distance away from the fire thou u can still feel the heat from under the roof.. Rough looking men were seated on the benches half concious. Some were sleeping already, while others were slumbering.. From their looks it's obvious they are either soldiers or mopols. They all looked like some monsters or aliens. Suddenly I felt a very cold fear from my head down to my spine but I controlled it.. "Make dis people no go change am for pesin for here oh, dis one wey there eyes be like mensurations" I thought.

"Fine boys, oya make una siddon na, shebi na drink una wan drink" one of the drunks said to us with a voice that sounded like the devil's. I felt like running away at that moment, "abi dem wan arrest us, make I escape now o" I tot. "Why dem go arrest una, wetin na do dem? No be drink na come buy?" A voice from my heard whispered to my ears.. "Na true oh, after all na our money we wan spend" I said to me as the 3 of us find a strategic angle where we can be observing as thing unfold and sat down.. "Madam give us one paint rubber" friend A requested.

It was on a good Sunday evening after a very hot sunny day. I have been asleep since noon, I woke up and took my bath wore my brown combat chinos and blended it with my black and white all stars snickers (one in town). I grabbed my new yellow ralph lauren polo (I was lablled 'ralph's kid' just cos of my love for polo ralph) top and slammed it on.. I walked (bounced) out of our face-me-i-face you compound feeling like a star while popping my collar and getting the dirts off my shoulders. As I materialised on the street which is a very busy road, all eyes was on me which makes me feel more special.... I was still a bazist (cigarette smoker) at the time so as I got to the junction I walked straight to mallam musa's kpako kiosk "ya mallam musa bani benson guda daya" (means: mallam musa give me one benson), I said as I stretched my long hand and grabbed the pack.. "Nawa kenan zaka bani!?" (Means: how much did u owe me now) Mallam musa said with a sad like face. "Haba mallam, hundred naira mana, ban manta ba aiy" (aah malam, I owe hundred bucks I no forget na), I said as I spark the light on the cigarette and bounced off.. "Idiiot aboki, because 1 cigar nahin he wan embarrass me for public" I said to myself as I blew the smoke in the air feeling refreshed inside.. I walked straight to next street to meet my friend so we can go to our normal spot to chill since it's weekend... I got to my friend's house and met another friend we both waited and talked till the other guy finished and we all rolled out like Ludacris.

We headed straight to the barracks, Dodan barracks precisely. We enter through the main gate and down to the barracks mammy market where there were different shops from food sellers to beer parlours etc etc... We normally drink pami mixed with stout or legend but that day my friend came up with his crazy idea, idea that I wished he never came up with.. "Guys how far wetin we go drink na, pepper no too rest oh" friend A said waiting for suggestion... "Omo me too no to strong oh, make we just form voltron drink 2 set waka na" I said as I looked both of them.. "Guy 2 set no go high our 2 na, abi u don forget say boys dey high like say tmrw no dey!" Friend B said. "Ok make we go drink burkutu na, dat one no cost and all of us go high well-well" said friend A. "U dey mad, dat tin wey na old old men dey drink nahin u wan make we take? Abeg I no dey oh" I quickly disagreed. "Because old men dey drink am no mean say young boys no fit drink am na, I don try am before and e mek sense" friend B said convincingly.. I have never tasted that stuff in my life but so I was left in a state of dilemma. I wasn't having much on me so I had no choice than to follow suit. So we all walked straight to the rugged burkutu joint.