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PoliticsRe: Imo State House Of Rep Members Kneeling Before Gov. Rochas (picture) by experimentist: 9:45pm On Dec 18, 2013
ajoskele: I Too Know!!
I dey tell you bro..
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by experimentist: 9:31pm On Dec 18, 2013
Ms Zee: Getting Ponche(d)

How can I ever forget!
it was Xmas of 2000, just graduated from secondary school. My elder brother who was an undergraduate came home with friends. Cute brothers I must say.
I immediately fell for Kaycee, he is cute, tall, handsome and very attractive. We were both eyeing each other but for the fear/respect for my brother, we kept it in check.
26th Dec boxing day, Kaycee asked me out secretly to a bar just at the next village.
He left first and I followed after 10 mins having lied to my parents that I was going to visit a relation.
We had a nice time gisting and laughing. He bought a wine - "Ponche" and asked me to drink. I had never taken alcohol before, But in a bid to impress him, I gulped down glasses upon glasses of Ponche.

The problem started when my head started spinning, my stomach felt like some demons were dancing skelewu inside. Since I've never had such an experience, I became so afraid thinking the worst.
"Has he poisoned me to take advantage of me?"
"Does he want to use me for any diabolic activity?"

I started shouting and weeping telling everyone there who cared to listen who I am, my family . . . Bla bla bla. Yet it got worse.
To stand was impossible, to walk was iya mmam.
All the time, my date stood looking so embarrassed and pitiful. Not knowing whether to take me home and give what explanations to my parents or take me somewhere else till I get better.
He decided to go with the second option and that resulted to more drama from me.
I continued with my shouting and weeping claiming he's taking me to where he will molest me. He practically dragged me along to a hotel, with people starting at us.
Unfortunately, we met a family friend who stopped us and demanded to know what was going on.
I quickly told him my side of the story and no matter what he said, the man will not hear.
He quickly bundled us back to my house and the query began.
I was still acting, crying and throwing up badly.
My parents just left us outside to sort ourselves out.

We slept outside, though without my knowing what was happening. Only Kaycee suffered the cold weather.
The next morning, being all sober, I felt so embarrassed when I was told all that I did.

My parents forgave us, and still allowed Kaycee stay. But he resented me, and refused to speak with me all through their stay.
kai! Learner grin c as u fell my lil homie hand huh


How old are u now anyway?
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by experimentist:
Operation Sweep Flogging

LAGOS - 1997

It was in december '97, just a week to christmas, we use to have knockouts (bangers) war either street vs street or house vs house. Me and my friends will mobilise at one point and strategies on how lay siege on the next street. On that faithful day we gathered, contributed and bought packs of knockouts and were fully loaded..... We were about ten in numbers as we moved in formation 4-4-2 we entered the enemies zone raining fire at any enemy's knockout to different angle. The whole street was deserted, we took over the streets like some BH suicide bombers. It was a time when combat shorts and trousers were tending. I was wearing a combat short and a jalamiya top, my whole pockets was fully loaded with ammunitions (bangers) as well as my partner's. The whole street was under-siege as bangers keeps flying in the air. It was a great fun as we watch everybody running helter skelter as we approached. I was the leader of my squad so I'm always a front liner.

It was around 10pm...................*typing*
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Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist(op): 5:13pm On Dec 18, 2013
HAH: Op weldone. From your story so if you have money one will be comfortable in prison.?
yea right, but no freedom of movements, sex, and many more..
RomanceRe: Silly Things Guys Do by experimentist: 4:23pm On Dec 18, 2013
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Wetin dey pain me pass na make I dey toast girl make she no gree cry

Ain't nutin sillier than thathuh
CelebritiesRe: DRUNK IN Love:teebills Flaunts Picture Of His Hot Wife 'tiwa Savage'in Bikin by experimentist: 3:31pm On Dec 18, 2013
cry na cuban cigar wey be like dick dis nigga dey smoke so, make e no go chuk am inside d babe toto o cry
PoliticsRe: 37 PDP House Of Reps Members Decamp To The APC by experimentist: 3:00pm On Dec 18, 2013
Goodluck to the Retardeeens... All praise to una personal lord and saviour 'Jesus Christ of Okrika' cry
Christianity EtcRe: Enugu Healing River Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen – Experts by experimentist: 2:47pm On Dec 18, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]When did a Yoruba Doctor become an Expert?! grin grin


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Anyways, nothing to fear.. If an Epidemic breaks out, we will just go back to the river and get a miracle for the epidemic... grin
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/quote]bro by dah time d river go don dry nacry
Christianity EtcRe: Enugu Healing River Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen – Experts by experimentist: 2:43pm On Dec 18, 2013
I hearsay d water dey cure kpekus lipsrsealed sickness cry
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Off Inside His N140million Lekki Home [photos] by experimentist: 9:54am On Dec 18, 2013
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PoliticsRe: O My God! Patience Jonathan Drops Another Bombshell by experimentist: 9:48am On Dec 18, 2013
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Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist(op): 11:19pm On Dec 17, 2013
candy: That would be awesome!
All is well that ends well. Once again, thanks for sharing your experience and thank God for Yahaya and Sunday. Guard this manuscript jealously, I have a feeling it is a future money spinner. Don't let your work get stolen and published without royalty at least.
Best of luck.
u r welcome. Tnk u too!
PoliticsRe: Happy Birthday To General Muhammadu Buhari by experimentist: 9:43pm On Dec 17, 2013
Happy birthday sir cool wish you long life and prosperity..
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist(op): 4:08pm On Dec 17, 2013
[quote author=Jentle-Josh]Well done experimentist!
Freedom is sweet. Respect to heroes and freedom fighters like luther king who for the emancipation of blacks in America and Nelson Mamdela who fought against apartheid - a form of racial discrimination agains blacks in SA, which, to some extent, can be regarded as slavery.
Like I said in my previous reply, this is a real eye-opener. So, I urge everyone who followed this thread to consider this issue as a call to duty. We must make a statement. A statement of intent and will. I feel those in prison deserve better than they are treated. It's sad that many of them are wasting and degenerating in prison for little or no offences, just because they don't have someone to help them or they are not able to contact their relatives to process their bail. I feel we must do something about this issue. If I have the capacity, I will set up a NGO for this purpose. I don't want to talk about the government coz they are a failure. They just can't get any sector working properly.
I urge you all to table suggestions on how these prisoners can be helped. Visiting there as an inmate for some days like experimentist is certainly out of it though.[/quote]bro ur so on point. Tnx.
CelebritiesRe: The Day I Received A Very Hot Slap From A Girl by experimentist(op): 1:05pm On Dec 17, 2013
Tolexander: no be my fault!

I thought i would beat her, unfortunately, the bushmeat caught the hunter. My friends actually pushed me.
lol sorry bro
CelebritiesRe: The Day I Received A Very Hot Slap From A Girl by experimentist(op): 12:11pm On Dec 17, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]but shes woman sha. .


she made a mistake. and shes physically weaker.

if she apologise in front of everyone after you explain, shell be the one whos embarassed dont you think so?[/quote]yeah right... I felt bad after i've done what I did, slapping her. I later went and apologised to her anyway and became good friends since then smiley
RomanceRe: I Caught My Brother's Friend Sniffing My Panties by experimentist: 12:09pm On Dec 17, 2013
D boy wants to get high off ur kpekus juice.
RomanceRe: LMAO! Pregnant Girlfriend On Rampage In Search For Runaway Boyfriend (photo) by experimentist: 11:37am On Dec 17, 2013
Ayo listen up b*tch me nuh know yuh from adam, pussyyyy claat mi ago bloodclaat yuh dead if you try me. Caw experimentist me gun ugly than a chukky bride. Me a walk wit di dead so don't make me haffi make a mad move and fi shoot ya head off a pillowangry
CelebritiesRe: The Day I Received A Very Hot Slap From A Girl by experimentist(op): 11:25am On Dec 17, 2013
Olugbenger: Op this your story. . . grin grin grin grin
e happen LIVE!angry if u see how back pain eeeh.. And girls hand can dey pain die!huh
CelebritiesRe: The Day I Received A Very Hot Slap From A Girl by experimentist(op): 11:23am On Dec 17, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]wow what a situation.

I hope I never be in your shoes because I would not know how to react.

I dont know if I could raise my hand on a woman. weeeeeeeeeeeerd.[/quote]woman wey raised her hand on you without even doing nothing, u just standing on ur own o, na wetin she deserve? Especially babe wey u don scope tire but no gree for youundecided
CelebritiesRe: The Day I Received A Very Hot Slap From A Girl by experimentist(op): 11:19am On Dec 17, 2013
Tolexander: Na wetin wan cause slap from a woman? The only women that slapped me are my mum and elder sister.

The only thing i did silly was fighting a lady in 1998. She fell me, sat on me and fed me 'garri ijoba'(sand).
grin

U fell men hand down big timeangry
HealthRe: Dripping by experimentist: 8:21am On Dec 17, 2013
Ice-cream-dripping-toto
CelebritiesThe Day I Received A Very Hot Slap From A Girl by experimentist(op): 8:19am On Dec 17, 2013
Good morning NairalandeRs, I'm just waking up from sleep as today is my off day at work. I just remembered how I was heavily slapped by this girl who lives the same street with me.

It was around 2000-2001 I have been toasting this girl for a while but the chick never complied. I liked her so so so much, I don't know why. But what actually happened was that I wasn't even talking to her that day.... There was a party going on somewhere downtown of my street and I was just chilling around with my guys and this girl happens to also be at the party. U know ghetto street party na, as e dey go. People were scattered everywhere, girls, boys, broses, aunties etc. I and my crew is just standing and having fun when suddenly "tttwwwwwaaaaaaaaaat" a very hot slap on my shoulder landed. I looked back just to see dis girl staring at me and saying why did I slap her and ran. "Shooo na wen I slap dis girl na" I was confused and ashamed as the time paused immediately and everyone was looking at me like what was he going to do. I couldn't conrol it I just positioned myself and the next thing you here is "taaaaaaaaaw taaaaaaaaaawwwww" I also sent her a very hot sms slap and the music stopped. The sound of the slap I dashed her made the DJ had to end the party and people came asking what happened. I told them that she slapped me and I slapped her back, the girl couldn't say anything. It was during arguments when the main guy that initially slap the girl came begging that he was only playing with her.


GUYS HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SLAPPED BY A GIRL/LADY?

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