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Buoyantic: op permission to copy and paste.....© I wan comply am,publish am..this book go sell

bro money for hand back for ground.. I go sue you oh

kayojosephy: thanks man 4 sharing ur prison experience wid us...i pray we shall not witness such and it will neva be ur portion again...now to unfollow d thread jejely as i don dey follow am like when inmates dey rush NASFAT rice...thanks man

thnx 4 following bumper to bumper..

anitank: Nice....thank God for you.

Here is to hoping a lot of people who followed this thread learnt something.

Stay safe dear. God bless!

thnx dear. I'm grateful.

Sarah a: To God be the glory.

naso oh. Thnx for following till the end.

Justeenaleo: Sobs* so its over Lesson learnt
1.U went to "federal palace hotel because of sunday nd yahaya,if u hadn't gone dey'd still b there pro'lly
2.U needed to b taught a lesson on how to appreciate yo freedom (I cud bet one side of ma a55,u learnt dat)
3.D most important,Weed Wisely

u be correct babe. Dat is d coco of d matter. If I hadn't gone there those guys woulda probly spend years in there before anything.

I've learnt of my lessons dear, nothing left. I've gotten my certificate already

I graduated from federal palace hotel university of life.

Jesus is a Nigerian #fact

If u dnt believe it the click here ----»https://www.nairaland.com/1556403/short-story-day-dis-virgined-one

[quote author=A.jeez]Great great story bro..welldone..dnt 4get abt d book..if u really serious..I cn hook u up wit a reputable publishers ran by young guys like we..dey 1 of d best publishn house in nigeria..they'll help edit ur story..thanks a lot for sharing d experience..mun gode[/quote]thnx bro. We'll work on that.

Xsenga: VIRGINITY DOESN'T DETERMINE A GOOD MARRIAGE. U CAN B A VIRGIN AND STIL END UP A WRONG PERSON WHO DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU. ENOUGH OF ALL THIS VIRGINITY CRAP.

hw far u don reach here?

Dis airforce one guy deserve flogging awear


See beta thread here jareee--------» https://www.nairaland.com/1556403/short-story-day-dis-virgined-one

holy shyyyte!

See better thread here ----»https://www.nairaland.com/1556403/short-story-day-dis-virgined-one

ogeoflyf: Woow! what a story.
Now it's over. Yyyyy!!!

Oya continuation here ---» https://www.nairaland.com/1556403/short-story-day-dis-virgined-one

youth must work: Nawaaaoooh, young man y u come finish ds story nah. Did we tell u dt we re tired of readn. Abeg try visit more prisons so dt u cn be updating Us.

sey u no sabi go prison? Abi prison no dey ur area? See ur head

The guy in blue inmates short came through with a book in his hand. He was calling names. He called about five names but my name wasn't among and time is almost up for bails or visitations. "Chai! Wetin dey happen na? Abi dem never bail us again? Abi dat guy no sabi read, why my name no go dey dat list na" I asked myself endless questions. "No, dem must bail us today. Maybe d guy dey go bring another list come" I answered myself like a mad man. Talking to myself. Suddenly I saw Iman coming towards us and yelling at me "bros dem don call ur name oh, no be ur name be......?" He asked me swiftly. "O boy na me oh, aah ope o finally thank God o" I thank God as I proceed to head to the main gate area. I shook hand with sunday, yahaya and other guys "I no leave una oh" I said to them smiling. "Abeg skul no forget us oh, try help us inform dem" they pleaded again. "No worry d adres dey my hand I go help una" I assured them again. Iman followed me as I walked very fast as if the bail may expire soon. "Bro make I hold that pam na mek I dey tek am do fine boy here na" iman begged. No dis one na my only. Sandals o, I no get another one abeg no vex" i pleaded back with him, I pulled off my blue polo top and handed it over to him. "Abeg help me manage dis one , I go come dey visit u once in a while now worry" I promised him. Promise which I didn't keep till he was released. Iman collected the top and thanked me. He liked it. I went straight to the small office and they confirm my name and my picture.

PS: before we enter the prison all our belts were collected and kept somewhere. No one is allowed to enter with a belt. Me we no get waist all dem come collct my belt join. I cried.

There was a heap of belts on the ground I searched and searched for my belt but couldnt find it. There was another heap of belt "omo see as belts for hia oh? Abi dem dey sell belts here?" I tot to myself. I saw one brown belt that looks like mine, I grabbed it and drew it out, it was mine. My jean was already falling off my waist, I immediately put the belt on and fasten it to my skinny waist. We waited and waited in the room for decades. "Which kain delay be dis one, abeg make dem answer us make I comot here oh" I was impatience. I just wanted to see outside. They opened this file and opened that file, sign this and sign that. Any make una wan do, me sha gats to comot here now. Soon everthing was done, time to go. I look out through the windows of the room, many inmates are watching us my the outside. They begging us to drop our belongings to them since we are going out to the outside world. Out of the underworld! I, AA and Uche walk slowly to the gate escorted by a warder, I looked back and saw yahaya and sunday watching I walk away. I wave at them and the wave me back. We go to the inner part of the gate where properties were dropped at the counter. Uche and AA collceted their stuffs I waited for them cos I don't have anything at the counter. "Bad boys, una don free now abi? Make una no come here again oh if una try am eh" one of the warders yelled as we walked out "thunder fire you sir!" I said as I step out of the miserable place.

I said goodbye to prison!
Goodbye to the underworld!
Goodbye, federal palace hotel!
I shall not lodge here again!
Insteand I will go to eko hotel and suites victoria island.

As I got outside I was embraced with a warm hug from my home boys z and others. "Omo e be like say dis place fit you oh, see as u just fresh die" one of them said laughing. "Thunder fire you, na u d place go fit" I cursed and we all laughed. "Omo how their beans be na? I hear e dey sweet." Z asked jokingly. "e dey sweet na, u sef go chop am" I replied. "Omo dat place na hell oh, make none of una pray to enter there oh, na die!" I preached to them. "How far hw e go be na, where we dey go like dis" I asked sounding confused. They all laughed "abi u wan go back there" zz said. "Abeg I no wan go house now, I wan make night do befo I go house. I no wan make people see me, see as my cloths be na" I complained. "Ok make we go [name of place witheld] na I get one SK here make we go blow before night come" z said bringing out one green type skunk. "Oya make we e don tey wey I smoke weed sef, na so so cigar we dey smoke there. If u open my chest na cigar u see there" I said as we walk to where we goin to relax. It was a very cool place where we use to hang out and smoke most times. It's not a weed joint but you can bring your stuff and do ur thing there. It's our safe spot. "Na here I for even come that day dem for na catch me oh" I regretted. We all sat there and talked I told them some things in the prsion they laughed and laughed. They me five alive juice and shawarma I chop like hungry lion. "Chei e don tey wey I don eat beta food oh. Na so so garbage we dey chop there oh. I said with my mouth full of food.

It almost 8pm and I went home get me full bucket of water and I took my bath washed my dirty self very well. After I took some antibiotic and other vitamins and slept the fork off. Few days later I went to VI to check for yahaya and sundays people, I couldnt find yahaya's brother but I saw a guy that knows him so I gave him the gist and he promised to look for hsi brother and tell him. I saw 2 sunday"s friend and told them everything. They said they have been looking for him for long. They guys collected my number and I told them to go to the magistrate court igbosere to proceed wit his release. They went there the next day and they briefed about the bail terms and conditions. They arrange everything and some days later sunday was also released. He later travelled home cos he has been telling me that he left his newly married wife at home to come and buy stuffs in lagos and go back before he was arrested and ended up in jail.
Some weekkss later I was at bar beach when suddenly I saw a guy that looks like yahaya, I walked up to hime and lo and behold it was him. He said he has been release like 2 weeks ago. That means the guy I saw and told about him finally found his brother and explain to him. I was happy I also helped those guys, I thanked God for the experience, at least without me going ther those guy woulda been roasting in that shi'it hole till now.

THE END


I want to thank every one that followed this thread from the beginning to the end. I'm so grateful and thankful to your prayers and motivations. God bless yall!

See you in real life

Sarah a: Hmmmmmmm

what's up babe?

Xsenga: may God help me make i no ever enter prison because i no go fit do with out......4 weeks or a month oo.

na so u like am reach? I dey available oh

Xsenga: What will u guys do if u're h.o.r.n.y?

notin to do my sister, conji go hold u die. If dem catch u dey fork ur fellow man ur own don bend be dat, in fact ur own don break finish. Na self-service sure pass

youth must work: I jux d wonder d kind of person u re, (nice and rugged)

I'm simple, shy and easy-going bro.. Abeg make anybody no fear mi oh. Especially d girls dem

Xsenga: Experimentist, i have a question you.

Ok, go ahead.

anitank: Argggghhhhhh!!!!

Can't believe I opened this thread inside church and this guy hasn't updated

You sure known how to keep people in suspense...one whole week!!!

abeg no vex, I follow my babe sef go church

Dem don derail my thread oh. Seun abeg ban all these people till 2106

GboyegaD: Hope say when you reach outside you remember contact Yahaya, Sunday and the other guy family?

Know worry, u go hear as e go today.

Buoyantic: op go finish the other story....before I CAt your head [b]cat the fish[/b]

LMAO! Bro sey u be Ghanian? Eh ,Charlie! D story go end today no shaking!

ChiSun27: Expericoco with ur gud narratn...I cn jst imagin ow evrythng apnd n d frustratn dat wil b written all ova u wen bail terms was nt komn forth.

Butd cigar wey u smoke sha 2 mch o! Haba!

But y is it dat Northerns smokes a lot?

my broda e nor easy oh.. Yes northerners smoke too much but my yoruba friend here dey finish 2 packs a day

Buoyantic: op I dey follow you bomber to bomber

bro abeg no come bomb us here oh Lol

I stayed and waited as Monday slowly faded away. Same things different day. We woke up in the morning and pray, did my work and later we went out for break. AA went to make call he cane back I told me that things are progress that we'll be getting out soon. I was glad to hear that news, very sweet. I met with yahaya and the rest, I know I'll be going out soon, I have tried. Thnx for the hospitality. I told yahaya the good news and he smiled he told me to forget him and I said ok. I collected a piece of paper from all of them, they wrote the address and the name of their families/friends to locate and explain to them. I place the papers in my pocket and listened attentively for my name. I met iman coming towards me smiling, he told they have called uche's name just now. "Hw far skul hw e go be na" iman asked like he was asking me to drop sumtin. "Dis ur sandals no lost oh, make I take dey do fine here na" I demanded. "Guy cool dwn u see dis parole na only am I get for house, that na why I need am" I pleaded wit him. "No worry I go dey come dey visit u" I concluded. I pull of my blue polo shirt and gave it to him he thanked me for it so much. Suddenly I saw a guy coming towards the crowd with a paper in hand. He stood there where the crowd stand and begin calling names.

Wow dats icey, so u be tailor?

youth must work: U reported d DPO, lol u go soon pack shi't

d DPO wan use scope die my sanders, he said hin keep am for some boys side dem those boys say dem no see am again. So na those boys I wan report but I knw d DPO get hand inside.

I waited as I watch fellow inmates playing soccer, I watch from a distance. Cos if I leave my shirt and proceed to the front I might come back and see my shirt gone. So no time for dulling! Yahaya came and joined me, he brought some cigarette and I just continue smoking. Smoke like a chimney! But I hate the fact that it's cigarette I'm smiking. I wished it was weed, but I don't care, I just want to light sumtin, burn sumtin n smoke sumtin. It gives me pleasure, takes away the pain. Smoke it away! I turned my shirt to other side so it could dry fast. "Guy abeg no forget me if dem free u tomorrow oh. Na God go bless you oh." Yahaya pleaded. "Guy I don hear u, no worry I go find ur people just mek sure say u give me correct adres" i told him. I'm getting tired of this guy bothering all day, but I in my mind I want to help him. Him, sunday and one other dude. Soon the bell rang and I took my shirt and went back into the cell. The day seemed slow. It's like the time is moving anti clockwise. I'm getting frustrated.

To cut the long story short, monday came and I woke up with hope and optimistic that today I'm going out. I asked mr DPO about my sanders, oga say dem no see the thing. "Shooo! My clarks, make e no lost oh, I need am die!" I said anxiously. he told me to chill till break time for him to check outside somewhere for the sanders. "See dis man, he wan die my sh'it. E think seh I be mumu. Thunder fire you DPO" I dare not said that, I just know that my stuff must come out any which way lol. Highest na warder go judge us and dem go lock am for single cell. Soon it's break time, I gave DPO close marking like those days Drogba in Chelsea. I and DPO went where he wanted to find my stuff. He searched everywhere and found nothing. "See dis man, u go soon talk true" I left them there went to see Iman my friend I told him about the sanders and we both went there together. He told them to produce the stuff out or we will report them to the officials. He threatened and threatened before you knew it lo and behold my stuff is out. I collected my stuff jeje and left the place with Iman. I, AA, Uche and Iman stood near the field waiting and listening for our names to be called out. Time is going and nothing is heard. It's almost time to back into the cells "wetin dey happen na, abi dem no wan release us again. Abi d judge don change hin mind?" I aske myself all these questions. We waited the be was rung and nothing happened. We all we back into the cell disappointed. No money to call to even get any info, nothing left, I went back to my cell, laid down on the floor and closed my eyes to meditate.