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kiddkash:
who discovered eggroll

So you don't knw say na Adolf Hitler?

TrapQueen77:
I'm great as always how far na?

me dey well. How e go be na? Where you from?

[size=15pt]bad mind addi wickedest thing. Jah children beware addi pagans. Fiyah burn dem cyan stop we elevation[/size]

[size=15pt]I will use koboko to flog the devil outta her[/size]

[size=15pt]Which kain dressing be that?[/size]

Sugarhugs:

how big is your B?

@Trapqueen77 how are you?

[size=15pt]Thank God.. Wailers go vex though.[/size]

[size=15pt]Ok. Gimmie a break![/size]

Chukzyfcb:
I don't see what makes this guy to be so desired. haba! Do you know what it means for the whole girls in the country to be rushing your profile for friend request. Dude is average looking enuf of the hyping!
#This arab guy was sent away from saudia arabia for being too handsome. They scared he would seduce their women. Its someone like this that worths the hype

[size=15pt]Bros no vex, shey you be gay?[/size]

[size=15pt] lmao. Crazy comments everywhere. Don't know which one to quote sef. One dude said his 6 packs are united as 1 [/size]

dhuthraki:
Actually, you made a useless comment. There was no point bring up the issue of getting rich in order to earn respect. These soldiers risk their lives to protect the sovereign territory of this country when you are busy sleeping or cuddling with your lover. They deserve the utmost respect. They remain the most patriotic humans you can find.

[size=15pt]abeg leave ignis, pikin no understand[/size]

degea1:
that line though...LOL!!!

[size=15pt]Bros you just dey laff since..[/size]

Quakertellicus1:
Name Checkers Asociation of Nigeria, food branch here again

Tonight's menu is Tuwon massara or Tuwon shinkafa with miyan taushe soup, or a choice of rice with tomato stew, and plenty of Shawarama or suya to follow, to be topped up with Kunun zaki. and plenty massa.

Also plenty plenty kuli kuli and fura de nono plus some fantastic waina.

Sorry, but no alcohol tonight for our Southern, non Muslim members.(You can enjoy some zobo instead).

This has been the NCAN food branch. Bon appetit.

[size=15pt] *NCAN Tudun Wada, Kano Branch enters. Scatter tables, kick chairs, fling plates and throw pots of soup and stew on the floor. "No food today, oya everybody farty I av pinished"**[/size]

[size=15pt]Oh Wailers, what's up? [/size]

[size=15pt]Ope, Bet9ja ti son owo[/size]

[size=15pt]See him head like my own.. Chai, the kain ogo wey this guy get eh, e be like potato[/size]

saiNDAvengers:
Wish Buhari is the one lying on the floor there.

Wouldn't have hesitated rushing there to drag him into a nearby canal

[size=15pt]Abeg, na which kain brainless comment be dis?[/size]

Mynd44:
Funny, you mean President Buhari should have diversified the economy in a little over a year while we call our past Leaders who did not diversify "heroes" and praise em?

make sure say you knack dat drum for that brainless wailer's head. If u miss am e go pain me ooo

[size=15pt]e go be like Euro Cup for una eye. Portugal (APC) v France (PDP). And the winner is....? (Your guess is as bad as wailers's[/size]

[size=15pt]Which kain light be dis? Na candle light or na lamp?[/size]

[size=15pt]High class ashawo! Na so so bush go full under that panties *spits*[/size]

Passy089:
Lol.... think am well....he no thief or kill person pikin ...its his

[size=15pt]Possession of any human part is a crime. Even a finger. Get it?[/size]

[size=15pt]One day I will post mine with Ujsizzle, we are still working on it.[/size]

Passy089:
What he did is not so nice but It's not really a crime of u ask me.... his child's head, he wasn't the one that killed him.. maybe just maybe he probably want to sell it to raise money to cater for the rest of his family

[size=15pt]e be like say na you be the buyer now at large![/size]

[size=15pt]Reporting from NCAN Gombe branch.

This can't be! It has to be Emeka or Chibuzo, this kind of crime is not synonymous to the North

Signed: President NCAN Gombe branch[/size]

[size=15pt]PDP should be disqualified as as possible! And the winner is APC! Obaseki![/size]

[size=15pt]Baddo, eyan Olamide. He will meet his waterloo soon.[/size]

Jay542:
mumu people plenty gan

[size=15pt]d ting taya mi o[/size]

Danzakidakura:
RIP to the dead. see how dirty the north is even though they clutch to power

[size=15pt]Which kain mumu comment be dis?[/size]

[size=15pt]They should call the Avengers for help.. Or is it only pipeline they know how to bomb?[/size]