[size=15pt]Zamfara to Sokoto, how many km?[/size]

[size=15pt]Why? Abi dem wan do Police Car Race?[/size]

holadguy:
Thank God they're intercepted,it would have be another bad story

They've/been

[size=15pt]Signed: NTA (Nairaland Teachers Association) [/size]

What of us wey no go school?

piperson:
bros yu can lie sha

[size=15pt]ah swear down[/size]

[size=15pt]I use NEPA power bank. Don't know the mAh but power is steady in my area. Unlike during GEJ/PDP rule. Glory be to God! Thank God for Change![/size]

Emmaoga:
this government is just a full time disappointment to me, myself and I..

Ok, not us. We're cool with this government. #TeamZombie

[size=15pt]Haters be like “Ab.oki na aboki”, and I be like “#NorthRocks“[/size]

[size=15pt]Wife of a clueless president. See how she be like Sigidi after eating half of the country's yam. Thunder fiyah that your dirty smelly anusss[/size]

[size=15pt]S.E.A[/size]

Dis one is C Rowlando

Ladycloud:
lol.. How realizable is that??

[size=15pt]Still working on it. I hope it works.[/size]

UndisputedBosom:
Must every stvpid story like this be tagged with people from the East....


Am so gettin irritated with series of wayward news of women and sex being shifted to the people from the east.


I can not speak for all our girls but you retards should get your facts right concernin the locations or ama start dishin it hot in here....cox i've got sisters who re lookin forward to marriage and you're obviously givin 'em a bad name....


Bewarn....cox nxt tym i wnt be dz friendly

[size=15pt]Don't worry, we'll marry them[/size]

Ladycloud:
Awww... So sweet.

[size=15pt]Don't worry, I'll build mine on the sky for you. We'll be on cloud 9[/size]

Oju owo (eyes of money)

Lastmumu, you be mumu o.. No be me talk am o, na you say so..

sanbells:
shrek?last time I checked,shreks all green.how's he gonna help me get rid of it

before he turned green, he was white. Go get your potion babe.

She wan kill the poor guy? Abeg make she go marry a porn star

Do they teach kids how to create money ($€£) there?

[size=15pt]O girl na to contact Shrek be that o. But he's still in far, far away land[/size]

HRich:
The only Yoruba man that appear in the news with a good thing,

imagine A police station with ties

[size=15pt]as in, neck tie or what?[/size]

ameezy:
Rapid wien vs Chelsea 2-0

Ope o, I need .

Knowledge9000:


Yoruba...Igbos are not your mate. If you/yoruba are man enough...agree to separation and you will know who Igbos are.

Lmao! This sounds funny and stupid at the same time weak

omenka:
Nah- most of them just think the Sun Rises through Omenka's asss- that's why they follow me everywhere I go.

You know how fascinated they are with a Rising Sun.

abeg nuh kill me laff man

omenka:
You see what I said about where their strengths end??

That one don dey follow me for like a week like fly dey follow pikin wey shit for pant. just go to his timeline and see the number of times he's mentioned me, even on totally irrelevant occasions.

The other time he got so frustrated he simply wrote "I hate you".

The tin wey dey pain am pass na how I ignore am like Baba does to Fayose- my own nairaland equivalent of diverting one's calls.

Badoo 1 of Nairaland you just dey wound wailers on and on and.....

timidapsin:
Puzzle for the Gods, Is this man inside or outside??


Let the battle begin

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he's inside your house at ajegunle

MXrep:
Niger state has 3 hydro poer stations. With gas power stations at zero courtsy of avengers and rainfall at its peak, it means hydro power generate the bulk of what we have now. Meanwhile niger state is in darkness for months now

eeyaah! Lasgidi still flexing my power.. Fashola/Buhari keep it up.

idupaul:
Allow NEPA to work before u start this premature praise that will make them start messing up

light still dey kampe!

asuustrike2009:
Please don't complain latter about power cut after today

there's still power till today