[size=15pt]Where's the pot of Ponmo?[/size]

[size=15pt]Mohammad Buhari GCFR[/size]

[size=15pt]You should know about the Yam leg[/size]

[size=15pt]Which girls if I may ask? Girls that the Ineffectual Buffoon and his wicked thieving cabals has used for sacrifice to the Association Of Witches And Wizards of Nigeria so that he can win election!? Forget it joor! No more Chibok girls, Jonathan has used most of them for suicide bombing just to destroy North against the previous election. Now he's using the avengers. If this comment pain, make thunder fiyah you and your family join. [/size]

[size=15pt]King Of Nigeria! No other king is better! PDP nightmare! Thief Jonathan Exposer. Best CBN governor ever! If not that your level is bigger, we woulda make you next president. If this comment pain you, thunder fiyah you join.[/size]

[size=15pt]Niger Delta Avengers Terrorists[/size]

dhuthraki:

Don't mind those idiotic fools. They support the havocs being caused by the avengers, yet they want the government to provide them with steady electricity and whatnot.

[size=15pt]Thunder wey go fiyah dem still dey gym and somersault[/size]

[size=15pt]So una papa and mama dey complain abi? Shebi una dey support the useless terrorizing and conniving avengers? Una never see anything. Ordinary akara go soon hard una to chop. Useless hypocrites. Continue blowing up pipelines and blame Buhari. Thank God I slept/woke up with full current power everyday. God punish all of una bastarrds! [/size]

[size=15pt]Chai! I hope the FTC post is not a Wailer..[/size]

[size=15pt]Jesus Christ Of Uganda!

Give me $2.1 billion I won't eat that.. Never! I'll rather eat a monkey.[/size]

49cents:
It's not about the amount!

Did he were an ABA made shoe he would be leading b example for us to start buying Naija to grow the naira!!!

[size=15pt]So make my President wear ABA shoe make the sole fly comot before e enter plane abi? Mbaa![/size]

bayulll011:

Ok naa u are noticed oya koo oshi

[size=15pt]gboshi[/size]

[size=15pt]Police wan arrest you instead of you to dey run you enter facebook dey rant. Wetin concern me? I follow una papa chop the abominable yam?[/size]

missstella:
Omg dts how dis man won't be kpanshing again

[size=15pt]Don't worry, there's more joysticks to serve you[/size]

bayulll011:


Don't mind them Jawe,north central my assss,we know where we belong,kudos to kwaran

Mr man you guys are slaves to US (Hausa).. That's why we have our emir there..

M4gunners:
This is one is not hungry, is all right.

[size=15pt]WTF did you just say?[/size]

[size=15pt]Reporting from NCAN Bombay Branch.. *investingation is ongoing*[/size]

Okijajuju1:
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Nwata bu Razor..

Odi Sharp.



Who is that raggamuffin standing with her?

[size=15pt]That's Mr Ben Bruce na[/size]

Guyman02:


If you aint got anything to contribute you STFU, you must not comment on every thread. God has blessed the man already by virtue of being the leader of the most populous black nation in the world. You dont need to keep flogging it as that makes you a sycophant and a 'hailing hailer'

[size=15pt]God bless President Mohammadu Oluwaseun Chukwudi Emeka Buhari GCFR. #TeamHailingHailerUnited[/size]

Shobizz:
Baby oku 1 of Ndigbo ;DBaby oku 1 of Ndigbo

[size=15pt] Omo dis yuh babe no lost at all oo[/size]

[size=15pt]God bless you Baba. Your enemies no go see your break light. God punish them anywhere wey dem dey.[/size]

mariong:
with your bend bend leg like bendel state

[size=15pt] *thinking*

Modify: You mess mosquito carry belle [/size]

[size=15pt]First time your dad go airport oyinbo tell am say "hey please don't go", you dad vex say "me dongo, you pa dongo" [/size]

mariong:
see your tun tun belle like halelluia band

[size=15pt]Correct, ur head dey there. Oya.. With your big head like Olumo Rock [/size]

@Abumikey, [size=15pt]You mess akara wear panties[/size]

[size=15pt]@Abumikey, your guy name na tingozi wey dey inside water dey gbalomee..[/size]

[size=15pt]So I should begin reading this long novel. Even Don Puzo's Fools Die that's interesting I haven't finish yet. And well, my money is at Zenith and can't be frozen like Fayose's cos it ain't fron Dasuki's gate[/size]

[size=15pt]Pictures of stinky shits or adonbilivit[/size]

baba11:

Bros,small small na,ramadan still dey ground

[size=15pt]No mind that guy jare. Na mumu dey worry am[/size]

[size=15pt]Very local. This one na the Ineffectual Buffoon's achievement abi wailer?[/size]

[size=15pt]Hey gyal, where di pum pum dey?

But seriously forget everything and go help yuh mada. Don't give a f u c k bout no bagga chat.[/size]

[size=15pt]Confused DullardDino[/size]