₦airaland Forum

SmithRussell:
As for me, The real thing I watch out for in a lady is the Backside otherwise called the YANSH, BACKYARD, AS.SS or BUMBUM. I love them big, I also love Smart and Intelligent gurls (Scholars, Gurus, Brainiac etc.) and endowed Boo.bs too. What about you guys, what's that thing that trips you in a lady the most?

bosom, bosom, bosom..

jtizie:
Barely 4 days after I had an hyena operation, she came to my place to spend a night with me. On dat faithful night we were having a good discussion all of a sudden her mood change I tried to know what's d problem she said nothing. I hope everything is OK, she said yes. Minutes later I heard her saying i'm not her choice kind of person dat if she sees her choice she will leave. she was serious saying those words, mehn I pretend as if she was joking I laughed out her. Deep down inside me I was not comfortable and na to cry remain. Dat night was my worst nightmare couldn't sleep through out dat night nd d pain I had In my groin region increased times 2. Few days later I called her to come to my place, she refused telling me she is seeing a guy. Hearing those words from her i was confused i don't know what to do at dat moment i can't control my anger so i called it quit. Days later I realized i overreacted nd shouldn't have called it quit. I called to apologize but she refused saying she has made up her mind. 4 a month I have been begging her to come back. I can't go back to my vomit so guy forget "I don spit I no fit link em back" I've not heard of this saying before even if I do I don't know it effects not until comes from d mouth d one she claims she loves me. Well if u ask me na die. The moment she uttered those words to me sense by force enter my brain. I just borned her nd d good part b say I'm doing great nd I'm happy without her. It's been 4 months now, recently she has been calling nd sending luv text b4 Xmas hoping her father wud fall Maga. She called me on eve of Xmas dat she is visiting on Xmas day I told her I will b busy dat day. Till date she has been calling nd texting begging to see me, well I just set a date on new year day nd oh what a date it was this day I deflowered her almost 4 years now. I have changed a lot I'm not same guy dat begg, not needy anymore nd my heart is made of steel. If she need d needful am ready to give her willing nd no strings attached. I'll just play along if she tire she go quit. I have more important things to take care of.

my style, if u re nt available wen I want u, neva expect me to b available wen u wnt me..some girls jst think dey can decide wen to b nice or nice...

kristein:
according to my genuine experience in one of the prestigious university,nigeria(name withheld)these are the the top ten best and competitive course in university,and that don't hunt for job many years before they can turn to big boy ...
let's get started...

1 medicine and surgery
2 engineering(chemical engineering)
3 accounting/accountancy
4 law
5 biochemistry
6 economics
7 geology
8 architecture
9 nursing
10 maths/statistics

ps:these are base on my experience and challenges i have come across..if you dn't find your course in the aforemention,sorry for that,this are the best and hot cake in town..

any discipline dat can nt fit in almost all sector of d economy is nt lucrative.... #Electrical/electronics and computer engineering rules...

chibwike:
Lets hear your opinions, and give us reasons

I think its d guys. Gals can really b blind wen inlove. And its little things dat makes dem fall

tohpahz:
No problem. Buh cant see pm's dont knw y. . Pls send an email. . Onyii2627@gmail.com

tnx

tohpahz:
Okay am back.. mind not my voice.. went off in a place or two... lol Maybe more.. +this is a falsetto,jes woke up from slp nd my voice is really bad now.lolzz.. buh iys all for fun ryt... listen up yall nd please tell me how i sound !

I wld like to pm u, hope u dnt mind

derespect:
Thank God I attended a well recognised institution. #teamfederalinstitution#

if u dnt knw wot to say, y nt jst shut ur mouth up...so his skul is LG uni abi??

YUSUPH1986:
Well done bro, but sumtin is nt clear , pls expatiate mnre about, aw d os wil be transfered imto d flash or memory card, i mean d software 2 use, and d process pls, because i was told dat d memory or flash must be in a specific format. Thanks

use winrar to extract the iso image of the win os unto the flash...merry xmas bro

YUSUPH1986:
Well done bro, but sumtin is nt clear , pls expatiate mnre about, aw d os wil be transfered imto d flash or memory card, i mean d software 2 use, and d process pls, because i was told dat d memory or flash must be in a specific format. Thanks

dats wia winrar software is used...use winrar to extract the iso image of d win os unto ur flash

samflexxy:
no mind the op if I can get that girls no. I'll advice her not to see you bloody tribalist

mind u am igbo too

SkinnyDude:
"a girl who grew up in the east cant have a nice accent." thats the insult.

no na..may be I shld have used she is nt original cos dia is no better accent...it tells us wia we re coming from

Pls dnt bother trying if u dnt have basic idea abt software engineering or computer engineering. .many of us still carry about, bulky software bags dat at times d cd's get scratched without our consent only to realise at point of use, that's disappointing..I wil teach us how to load ur windows os plus all oda software u wld wnt to to be installing on a single flash or memory card..
#items required.. Before commencing d flash or memory card bootable procedure
1. A flash drive of at least 4gb or a memory and card reader..NB. Windows os takes upto 4gb, so ur size of flash or memory card depends on d size of files u wnt in it
2. Windows 7 or above..dats wia I've test ran it
3. Disk ripping software, e.g nero, nti, etc
4. Working dvd rom on ur pc
5. Must have administrative right on d pc
6. Winrar installed on the pc
#procedures
Insert ur flash or memory card into d computer then rip ur windows disk as image file . (ISO) format to any location on ur disk. I prefer desktop cos I can find it easily
1. Click start and type 'cmd' and search. note, no quotation marks on all commands to be used so far
2. locate d cmd icon and right click it and chose open as administrator
3. Type 'cd..'
4. Type another 'cd..'
By dis time, u shld be here c:\>
5. Type 'diskpart'
6. Type 'List disk'
List of all drives on d computer should be shown.take note the number corresponding to ur Disk. Disk 1 is usually ur flash
7. Type 'select disk 1'
Here, observe the spacing
8. Type 'clean'
9. Type create partition primary'
10. Type 'select partition 1'
11. Type 'act'
12. Type 'format fs=ntfs quick'
13. Type 'assign'
14. Type 'exit'
15. Extract the ISO image image onto the flash or memory card..this will take a bit long
Dats all.. U can copy and paste all of d files u want unto the flash/mem card...d good thing abt these is dat, u can install windows 7, vista, win8 in less dan 15 minutes...
Just restart ur pc and make it usb boot 1st in ur biose setup to test run it.

any more info or for all of ur desktop/laptops, networks or electronics issues..feel free to send a mail@ d expertrait...isaacodinakafranklin@gmail.com..odinaka franklin is d name. B.eng electrical/computer engr..comptia(a+, network+, server+, cloud, security+) certified, ccna nd ccnp certified..I wld b glad to hear from you..merry xmas Nigeria

SkinnyDude:
what an insult! guy, you dont deserve my sister. i rebuke you.

hahaha, she is my sister too na am from south east Nigeria, wots d insult in it.

jubriano93:
yeah it's love, it happens. she loves ur personality buh I'm sure u both must av seen each other pics. Just act cool and be ursef when u meet wt her...afterwards gauge ur feelings towards her

noted. Tnx

churchboy004:
D question here is does she has d requirement u wnt in ur woman? Try n hook up wit her first, dat wil determine ur next step. #some time we find love at strange places#

dats true

kensto:
Until you meet her. But be careful o, cus Witches are now numerous in the world. Thats my own.

abi o

I met this lady on one of these social networks, we chatted for like an hour or more..we talked at length. I advised her casually on an issue (career) and some oda things, she was happy and thanked me..I asked for her number and got it. I called her later in d day wit my oda sim I hardly put on..her voice was so sweet and her accent was like a british. I asked her wia she grew up and she said in d east (Nigeria), hearing this, my morale was down cos I concluded she was forming cos dia is no way a typical igbo girl from d east will sound like that. So afta dat called I jst forgot abt her. 2 weeks later wen I inserted the sim,a call came in and cut. I called bak and it was her again..could easily tel from d sweet voice..she was like OMG wia ve u been, been trying ur line for ages, wot happened, bla bla bla. I explained dat was nt my main sim I use it once in a while..I asked her, now we re talking, so wots up. She said she really missed me. I told her I love her voice and she said I shld be in love with her nt her. voice. I took it as a joke..after d conversations, she said she is madly in love with me.. I took it as another joke. Bt every oda time I call her, she keep telling me how in love she is with me dat my voice,d way I talked made her fall for me..I asked her bt she does nt know anything abt me and wot if she sees me and does nt like me. She said d pipu she has known and loved, wia has it landed her and she does nt care abt how I look or wots so ever...I told her bt I care abt does things, she insist I wld like her if I see her..we ve agreed 25th dec for us to see....though am single and dnt wnt to get into any relationship till afta my graduation in d uni, am an undergraduate engineer in my 4th year..I see relationship nw as distractions and also blv everybody is loveable if they meet ur minimum requirements..am just wondering, do pipu love this way?? What do I do with her..kip her as a frnd or love her in return.

tociano009:
I don't know may be any guyz have experience this,I have TRY to send private message to some of our beautiful ladies and women here cut they don't reply,even I think it is because I don't upload my pics and I already upload but never see reply...what is going on ladies

dey dnt knw hw to go about it

PrettyClare7:
I cant help it when you accept lyk 10frnds on smhwer lyk facebuk and they al b lyk

tnx for accepting. What is your name?where do you live?which sch do you go to? Etc... I dont even reply cos its quite boring and tedious.

so he shld start prophecies for u at first abi?

ireneony:
here are my list of husband materials on nairaland. Some of my criteria of choosing them are:
1.Honest
2.they respect ladies (I have never come across were they have an e-fight with a lady)
3.they are intelligent
4.funny
5.handsome
6.they are leaders
7.they bold
8.their write up gives me life

1.https://www.nairaland.com/amefrica
2. https://www.nairaland.com/chibwike
3. https://www.nairaland.com/clevvermind
4. https://www.nairaland.com/emusmith
5. https://www.nairaland.com/kilokeys
6. https://www.nairaland.com/lefulefu
7. https://www.nairaland.com/obinoscopy
8. https://www.nairaland.com/seun
9. https://www.nairaland.com/iceberylin
10. https://www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much



cheers


guys don't be angry I didn't add you to the list.
ladies, you can add who you think deserve to be on the lisy

u nko, re u a wife material?

sosalekins:
1. They are very humble
2. They are not promiscuous
3. They will never cheat on you because they can't afford it
4. They are very romantic and nice
5. They forgive easily
6. They are very good listeners
7. You'll be the apple of his eye
8. He'll respect and adore you
9. Their condition isn't permanent and you have an appurtunity to enjoy success after the down times
10. You'll have a soothing rest of mind knowing you're the only one he is thinking about.

den u neva see chukwuma for my street...as broke as he is, chils with coolest chics. Wait oo, y wld a choiceless fellow interest u

Freest:
Goodmorning you all. Yesterday a lady friend came to see me, and we got talking. She made mention that only guys with six packs wins it all for her. She wouldn't want to be with a guy without. I showed her my six packs and she just hissed. Ladies what do you think? Is it all about six packs for you
Thats my six packs pix. I nor try

one amusement park

samzy:
A student in the University of Calabar, of Computer Science Department (name withheld) almost lost his sight after a lecturer name, Chris Otu in the Department of Economics, in the University of Calabar stabbed him with his car key.

According to #voiceofcalabar source Mr Otu was supposed to have a class with 300 levels students of Computer Science Department by 10.am, today 21 Nov. but he didn't show up due to one reason or the other, so after he kept the students waiting for 2 hours, he later came by 12-noon. so the students assembled themselves at the lecture venue (New CES building room 7) behind Unical Library.

The victimized student who is the lecturer's class rep, took white board markers to the lecturer. But the lecturer for no reason premeditatedly used a book in his hand to hit the student on his head and as if that was not enough, he stabbed him with his car key and walked him out of the class.

SEE PHOTOS AND READ MORE IN THE LINK BELOW

SOURCE: http://voiceofcalabar..com/2014/11/photo-lecturer-stab-300-level-student.html

wetin d students come do? Dem just dey look am?

justmag:
I kno there are hoes and prostitute with tattoos! But it's bad to assume that there is a high chance that the next girl u see with one is a hoe!

am still looking for a gal with tatoos dat is decent...ones i see re sef acclaimed born again

justmag:
Why do some nigerian guys spot a girl with tattoo or piercings and get turned off by it or assume they could be hoes or prostitutes?? Is that like a hoe identity card in nigeria?? I did date a girl with tattoo and piercings (where the sun don't shine ). I say this because I had a bunch of guys spot a girl they liked but as soon as they spotted some tattoo on them they changed their minds and assumed the worse! Guys! Would you date a girl with tattoo and if not! Why not? ? I clearly don't have a problem with it!

oboi, e mata die, dats to tell u hw far she has gone.

ityP:
He wants to know who's humble and who's not!!!

u cant judge by just dat o

ityP:
But how about a girl who hasn't knelt down to apologize to anyone, when she does that to u, its really a big thing

dats tru bt for me, its no big deal

clevvermind:
going on ur knees will make him know that u are really remorseful about what u did and that there is no pride in u at all. it will make the man to love u more and respect u.

luv u? It depends hw backround oo. Imagine a yoruba gal kneeling for u, na normal tin for dem. I will nt take u serious

clevvermind:
Can you as a lady go on your knees before your man to apologise for something you did wrong?

Can you tender an apology to your man on your knees?

Maybe you offended him or said something offensive to him. Can you go on your knees and say i'm really sorry for what i did last time, "please forgive me."?

Do you think it's not right for a lady to do that?

Let's hear from you.

y wld a man b asking such question if not dat he wants his woman to b going on her kneels each time she offends him.

Slonge2:
so, 1 red rangerover (probably stolen), 1 red allstars and two baseball caps equates unilag richest student. nigga pls ....

so make him snap all him property upload gv u b4 u blv abi.....pray make oluwa do ur own dan to dy hate

denedene:
hahaha... I'm disappointed if diz guy is the richest in unilag... my days in igbins(iuo) range became normal car..... boiz were pulling out wit dere jaguar,cadillac n so..... I also rode in my rolls royce feet

who we go ask.

SirHouloo:
Na only one Range he get and you called him the richest. Too bad.

make we even assume say na 1 range im get, dat no qualify am to b richest student?