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Kondomatic:
In essence, every nigga who isn't chasing hoes and bitches is successful, you make it sound like there's just one, only one way to be successful.


Guy calm down, life isn't like that.

I don't drink, I don't smoke nor womanize but most of my friends that do these are ahead of me financially.

It's not always black and white, there are some areas with shades of gray.


Now talking about starting saving, saving what exactly? You find yourself in a society that does everything within its means to make you poor and you're talking about savings? Do you save on empty stomach?


There are folks that started shouldering family responsibility before they turned 18. Abeg, no let me start.


Maybe you had an easy start, lots of us didn't. Nobody laid any foundation for us, some of us has no certificate so no job, we have no money so no business. The only thing we had was our strength so we worked and spent a good part of the money on drugs to cure our frequent ailments and the rest we sent home to our equally unfortunate siblings.

And then there's rent and the always increasing electricity bill etc. How much do we take home every day? Sometimes N1.5k or 2k depending on your boss and maybe 3k on lucky days that you served two people but one plate of food is N300 so we eat beans and bread instead to save money because transportation back home is N500 minimum.


And I ask, how can you save?


I am not making excuses for Laziness, I hate that but you lots got to understand that life got no balance.


I grew up in this so I know how difficult it is. I am a victim so I can tell you a thing or two.


There was a time I soaked garri morning and evening for five days straight up with no other meals inbetween while digging a church's foundation alone.

Let me rephrase this in case you didn't get it.

I went from Monday to Friday without tasting oil, salt, pepper or anything cooked with fire so that I can have enough money to rent a shop.


I needed the whole wage from the digging to pay for my shop so I didn't want to spend a dime on food because doing so will mean that I will have to look for another job to complete the money.

When I opened the shop, the government pounced on me. Local, state and federal government alike.
With multiple taxes.

All these from someone that was powered by garri and sugar with water for five days. I almost died on the fourth day, my eyes were rotating in their sockets like an orbit fan. Abeg let's leave story.

You see some of the alcoholics and gamblers are frustrated. A ticket a day gives them hope to live for another day. If the ticket binds, they will play another one. Another hope for 24hrs of life.



Some do these and it's unfortunate. It is also the reason for the increase in crime and the bad thing in the society.


But it all boils down to the system. Let's not talk about the early bird that ate the worm, let's talk about the early worm that was eaten. It was an early riser too.


So many prostitutes everywhere, why?

Lies boss, an annoying one.

Why are our brothers in the white man's land doing better that some of us here? Did they inhale the X chromosomes upon arrival? Every woman has this X chromosome so why are the women back here not doing no better?


Why do guys in the white man's land have fewer prayer point that us? Simple, government have answered most of them.


Hey! If womanizing and alcohol is the reason we are poor like you said then only few white people would be rich. I mean, those guys fvck like Rabbits, they drink, smoke and do hard drugs. So how come?



Let me talk about why our countries are poor using Nigeria as a case study.


Nigeria is not poor because it's a "Nigga country"


She's poor because she's too diverse to be rich. I keep saying this, that our diversity is a curse.

Day in and out we keep talking about tribalism and how it's drawing us back but what's tribalism? Tribalism is patriotism in its purest form.


You can't lump 3 major different nations together without any mapped plan on how it would be run and expect progress.


What exactly is Nigeria's dream?



Nothing. Win election, attack opposition until its the time for the election and then start campaign.


Abeg I don tire to dey type.

The good news brethren is that I was able to beat the system so you all can. Just keep working and keep planning. Opportunity will surely present it itself, please don't waste it.

But you must have plans.. It's the most important of all.

Don't let anyone make you feel like a piece of shit, they don't know your story.

360clips:
You see when most Niggers reach the age of when they're supposed to start building their wealth and savings. That's the time they'll be chasing hoes and bitches up and down like flies. Killing themselves from different cult groups. Spending all the money they're supposed to be saving up on prostitutes like it's the pussy that'll pay the bills. Then when they reach age 40, they realize they have nothing,zero savings, zero money. Nothing. They slip into depression and full of regret. Some even take their lives. All a Nigger knows in his head is alcohol, woman, sex, sex, weed, sex, crime, sex...... Nothing inside! Niggers genetically lack the X chromosome found in XY chromosome, this chromosome is responsible for intelligence in humans.! That's why they're so unintelligent like an ape in the zoo. The white men don't lack this chromosome, that's why they're smarter. And therefore don't lack foresight. It's a sad case really, and nothing can be done about this. This is also the reason why all Nigger countries are so impoverished. We have all the resources in abundance, but don't know what to do with it & lack the technical now how on how to harness these raw materials to create revenue and jobs. I'm a nigger, but I refuse to have the mindset and ignorance like that of a typical nigger!

XhosaNostra:
That doesn't make sense. Aren't autopsies done in your country?

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
There is this woman that lives on my street and I find her quite attractive.

I'm thinking about making a move on her.

The only reason why I have not done so is cause I have a rule about not getting involved with ladies in my immediate neighbourhood.

This lady's hips are so on point and her ass is well rounded, every time I see her I just start imagining what it would be like to handle her in the bedroom.

She's a housewife with a 4 year old daughter but her husband works for Access Bank.

Banging her should not be a problem for me it's just that I have not been able to make up my mind.

What do you think I should do?

Christopherrrr:
Hello Nairalanders, greetings. My name is Christopher (pseudonym) from the Eastern part of the country, Imo State to be precise. I'm a man in his early 30's. I have an active account here but I had to sign-up for another account for this thread.
Please pardon my grammatical errors and blunders. MOD please help move to FP.

Few months back, I fell in love with a pretty lady with a beautiful soul. She is 28. Though we are running a long distance relationship but the current in the communication link can power Kanji Dam. Lol!! We can be on calls for hours since the very day I met her. There is a fair share of the feelings, affections, respect and regard for each other. It's not one-sided. Though we have been opportune to be together thrice since the past 10months we met. I have had plans to go about engagement and marriage arrangements this coming festive period though I haven't made this known to her.

She gives me joy, she gives me happiness, she prays for me, she blesses me. There is a part of me she unraveled that I never believed existed. Above all, she gives me peace of mind.

Fast forward to last month, I invited her to a family event. I introduced her to my family as my girlfriend. Instantly everyone fell in love with her. My mum was allover her and she was indeed up and doing. She didn't disappoint me. Not pretence, she has a good home training.

When she left same day after the event, my mum proclaimed her love for her. She said, "Olee ebe isi choota udi nwa nke a?" (Where did you find this kinda girl from?). This made me drop a tear of joy thereafter because I've always prayed for such from her any day I introduce a lady to her. This also happens to be my first time.

Fast forward again to 2weeks later, my dad requested I confirm her community and kindred properly because we happen to come from the same LGA. I didn't even know they have started making inquiries for me even before I asked them to. I confirmed from her and informed my dad. Only for them (my parents) to break the news to me days later that we can't marry from their kindred because they are regarded as Out-Casts (Osu-Cast System). Right now, I can't contend my heartbreak. I'm so devastated and confused.

This has been a long-term tradition that has been for centuries that I don't think it's in my capabilities to do away with it or do otherwise.

My problem now is how do I break the news to her for a breakup because we can't continue like this.

I have never ceased to love her less since the very day I learnt of this. In fact, she gives me reasons to love, cherish and adore her every single day. I still do that to the brim and don't have regrets. Quote me, her type is rare. I love this girl with every breath I take. I just cry myself to sleep every night after our long calls.

Please advise a brother because I'm in a deep state of dilemma.

LillyVal:
©WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!

People should be very careful oo, because there are things that are happening now, more especially those living around Onitsha, Aba, Enugu, Owerri , PH and Lagos. All this keke(tricycle) riders are into Something else this days oo.

In oyigbo now you will stop a keke rider and tell him to take you to a particular place, he will charge you maybe #100, you enter and when you reach your destination. Maybe you gave him #1000 he will open that small cabin that they always put money and gave you #900 change and zoom off. And that your #1000 will remain there until the day he will go to do account for the owner of the keke. He will bring out all the money in that cabin including that your #1000 and he will summit it to the owner as an account and tomorrow the owner of that keke will take all that money to the bank, just listen ooo.

He will deposit it there including that your #1000 and bank will load some into the ATM machine, during weekend another person will use his ATM card to withdraw money from the ATM machine including that your #1000 he will go to Bar or Joint and order for Beers, Nkwobi, point and kill fish, and ugba some will take their girlfriends to hotel to eat your money. I just want to tell you that all these keke riders are eating and drinking beers with your money.

This is what is happening in Oyigbo right now please everybody should be very careful but if you think my warnings are not useful you will be a victim one day, I like to inform people about the dangers Ahead.

donbachi:
If corper marry police dem go born.....

Neimar:
omo see ya perky booobs

Abortions:
Davido assaulted him now he's famous. He should be thanking God instead

Ajewealth123:
this one should be the manager of a brothel or the manager of a poultry farm

calibet:
Like seriously it came to my comprehension yesterday that virtually all my bad bae friend are literally from that school.
For example there is one that if she comes visiting me through snikking out of school to my place, and we decide to blau in other to approach cloud 9. If i comsume two raps, i go park cos my head no fit carry more than that at once. But this babe dey of 3raps and counting. She only stops when there is no more raps to blau.
And the funny part is when i try to go on prigrim to jerusalem with her,she is definetly always consious and says lock up man, am not going with you on this state. How many time have i tell you the more i high the more aware i am about things around me.
Lets leave it till when i land from cloud 9.

I met another in Abuja.
As we dey reason how we go take u know, kill ourself by ourself that night, she say no problem.
As i begin drive my power bike, nah so she tell me make i stop. Next thing she carry my exust pipe begin give am blow j*b. Oboi i loose conciousness . The next thing i begin ask my self be say, i dont think this babe nah madona babe. But if they are truely, then where them come learn all this one from.

ALMUSTAQIM:
MAY THE CURSE OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD CONTINUE TO DESCEND ON ALL THOSE BEHIND THIS THREAD.

I PRAY ALL OF YOU WILL DIE BEFORE HIM

AMIN & AMIN

I RECOMMEND THE MODERATORS CLOSE THIS THREAD, IT POSES A THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL PEACE & SECURITY.

sammyp01:
My guy I stay in Port Harcourt.Odili Road. I grew up in Port Harcourt. I put it to you that wike is only finishing road done by ameachi if I'm wrong mention one road wike has started or bridge. This topic is simply comparing Ambode and Wike under 2 years.mind you wike is claiming Mr project which so much noise but we the Port Harcourt people are asking "Which Project "

ebosie11:
Meet 24yr old Kenneth Okwor,a 2nd class law graduate from University of Jos who bagged 1st class from the Nigerian Law School.He also made distinctions in Commercial Law, International Law and the Law of Evidence at University of Jos.At 24,he is already a lecturer at law school.


Okwor Kenneth Dominic changed history at the Nigeria law school Nigerian Law School, after he was named the winner of ten prestigious awards.

Previous records includes that of Mavis Abada who won 7 awards at the october 2013 call to bar ceremony. Fatima Bombom Sani broke record by bagging nine separate awards  at the october 2015 Call to Bar of the Nigerian Law School.  No sooner than two months after at the December 2015 call to bar ceremony, a gentlemen, named Okwor Dominic, changed this record by seizing ten awards all to himself.

The awards include: the “Best Student of the Year (1st Prize)’’ given by 3 donors, ‘’Council of Education Star", "price for 1st tclass students", “Corporate Law Practice given by 2 donors,"property law practice award" and “Best Overall male Student of the Year Award”. The newly introduced Best Overall Male  Students Prizes donated by NBA won by Okwor Dominic made the awards come to a total number of 10 awards.


He is only 24 but already a Templars Law Firm Associate and an Adjunct Lecturer of Corporate Law and Practice at the Nigerian Law School, Lagos Campus.He is one of the nominees for 'The Future Prize For Professional Service'.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/meet-okwor-kenneth24yr-old-first-class.html


INSPIRING.....

buhariDRIVER:
this Is false

diasporaman:
Photo: Biggest Social Club Of Igbo Millionaires Holds Today In Malaysia

Ofuobi Nwanne Amaka International Social Club is still number one in Malaysia. It's a club for those who have made it in life.

First from right is the richest young man in my town in Anambra State and his name is King Mikky Jaga (KMJ)