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Romance / Re: Ladies! Will You Allow Your Man Do This On Your Wedding Day? by Expsbterror(m): 11:10pm On May 06, 2015
okoji:
This is what he is removing. The wedding garter. Most grooms usually remove it without using their hands.

So y is he removing it?
Forum Games / Re: Come In And Take A Look At Unbelieveable Picture by Expsbterror(m): 11:07pm On May 06, 2015
sonikstargirl:
I don't understand a single thing undecided

For beta understanding

Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Share His Pain, Ordeals And Family On Facebook(kindly advice) by Expsbterror(m): 9:53am On May 06, 2015
0nenaira6:
Ogun idile lo le ju


So no be only naija get Ogùn idílé (family battles) hmmmmmmm Oga oooo

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 11:30pm On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol..... Not at all... Em go penalise you! No free kitten for you..this week!

I no dey fear kitten trips. Am CELIBATING wink
Nothing they happen joh.
Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 11:27pm On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol..... Not at all... Em go penalise you! No free kitten for you..this week!


I no dey fear kitten trips. Am CELIBATING wink
Nothing they happen joh.
Education / Re: Why Ladies (27yrs & Above) STRUGGLE To Get Married Desperately. A Must Read!!! by Expsbterror(m): 7:47pm On May 05, 2015
GraceInUSA:
shouldn't this be I. romance forum? nice one though.
permit me: For AAU post-ume e-questions at affordable price contact me via WhatsApp on 08071456563 or call 07034804404.

I think it has more to do with family, even though you can't have a family without Romance
Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 9:07am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Lol... And u keep wondering... Where do such men emanate from!....

This issue is of class A importance to be checked an curb... Like if your are a girl and your fb profile doesn't have a work address (verifiable) and you have more than 100 infact 70 friends.. The account shld be immediately shut down. alongside other social networks and IMs.

*ladies no go like this my talk oooo*
Education / Re: A Thread For Covenant University Students, Eagles Are Also Welcome by Expsbterror(m): 9:03am On May 05, 2015
amokeme:
visit this site, http://covenantuniversity.edu.ng/Colleges/PGS#.VUeU-nlFDIU that should help smiley

Aiit. Wld check it out, Wld get back to you if am not satisfied .thanks
Education / Why Ladies (27yrs & Above) STRUGGLE To Get Married Desperately. A Must Read!!! by Expsbterror(m): 8:58am On May 05, 2015
Hi RealPeeps,
This topic is an eye opener to this current generation (i-Nigeria) that which would reveal a very sacred truth to why most ladies in the country with the age range of 27years and above start struggling to get married. After an in-depth and intuitive thinking I was able to come up with a very logical explanation for this notion.
You all would bear me witness that in your very own locality there is a large number of ladies desperately hustling to get married to virtually anyone who will take them In just to run avoid the shame/stigma of been unmarried within the age range of 27 & above.

This has resulted in:
°Ladies suffering a lot of heart breaks.
°Ladies get marital disappointments
°Ladies get to be ‘used’ with hopes of marriage
°Ladies get exposed to fetish acts(juju/voodoo)
°Ladies suffer from depression, HBP etc..
°And lots more
HOW DID THEY END UP IN THIS TRAGEDY?

My FINDINGS: A girl starts showing maturity features at the very tender ages as young as 13years.

By the time she gets to 19-20years old she becomes an icon beaming beauty, attractiveness, maturity, fertility and other masculinity attractive features. Thus, the ages of say 17-21years of a lady’s life is a very vital point that should announce her been ripe for marriage and suitors can come into her house to make the proper procedures. Even if the girl is still young considering her age and possibly academic status, the suitor can be advised to give the girl a little time to come of ripen age {which according to our constitution is 18years of age} or and archive desired academic targets. Don’t forget at this age range, ladies are still in their pure form(virgins) and quite naïve (thus, can be taught and sensitized of a lot she is to know)

The GLITCH: Is that no African/Nigerian mum wants to see her own Daughter (17-21years) anywhere close to a man. In fact they tell them things to scare them off men(e.g. once a guy touches you, you get pregnant. etc), and sometimes even beat/torture them. Thus ladies within this range try a lot to stay away from men till they get out of the house (i.e. tertiary level). Say due to the issue of getting a tertiary admission, she stays home until 20-21years old. Due to naivety she started hanging out @23(200l) and due to the spree of fun and pleasure she just tasted #forbiddenfriut, she cant help but keep yearning and lusting for more guys. In turn, she gradually becomes less attractive which is noticed by the wearing of lots of makeup, extreme body exposures, poor academic grades and lots of internet activities (FB,Twitter,BBM,Whatsapp,2go,Instagram,Badoo,Eskimi,We chat,Pinterest and lots more with so many male friends). She finishes school say 26-27years(with nysc) plus the whole academic/flexing/sexing load, she wouldn’t be as hot as before. The ‘happening’ bachelors would have lots of their focus on the blooming young nymphets and reaching out to them for a quick catch, leaving out the worn out ones.

The CURE: 1st I don’t blame the ladies suffering such, what do you expect? A young girl not betrothed in a university full of all classes of men.. It takes a lot not to be tempted.
I think our parents have a lot to play here:
Allow suitors when they come to your daughter.
Give her all the sensitization she needs along side her Faith.
Rapport/Meet with suitors(and their) very well from which you can sense their aim.
A lot of sex education is required. #realtalk
Maintain continuous bonding with the child.
Respect their privacy but also psychologically break into it. #wisdom
Always pray for them
With this little parental guide tips, your daughters can enjoy early healthy marriages which you also would always smile when those little grand kids rush and hug around you( who would defintely still be young and vibrant) especially when you also had your children at a cute age range.

Your views and contributions are most welcomed.

Disclaimer: article is not a fact, it’s a carefully analyzed finding as other factors exist that wasn't listed.

Source: /p4AIqC-3k RealZone

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Celebrities / Re: Godswill Akpabio Gifts MC Galaxy With 2015 Prado SUV At Album Launch by Expsbterror(m): 8:46am On May 05, 2015
Hmmmmm Na Godwin oooo
Nice wans Toh......

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Education / Re: A Thread For Covenant University Students, Eagles Are Also Welcome by Expsbterror(m): 8:45am On May 05, 2015
amokeme:
kings and queens in Hebron Lets know ourselves, gist about life(in school) and "interesting" things about school. and the frustrations too (well, I was really frustrated today cry)
also funny meme abt the happenings in covenant university (well only students will understand these ones)

feran14
DangotePikin
DonDraper
KingEbukasBlog
rayhnabs
claudia001

The land is GREEN.............. smiley

Hey, can you help me with sufficient details about your Masters programme in both computer engineering and computer science, fees and duration inclusive. Thanks.
Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 8:33am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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Unimaginable clowns of the century!.....buahahaha

You don't have an idea of how annoying it is to me when I c it... Another trending one is ladies are now turning to philosophers.. They Wld upload some pics the make sum senseless quote as it's caption. Eg. 'Modesty brings forth your beauty complexion'. Like f**king nonsensical, then here comes the flock if mehn flooding it with comments and likes... So annoying. Realtalk
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Among Rescued Illegal Migrants Gives Birth On Mediterranean Sea by Expsbterror(m): 8:23am On May 05, 2015
Wetin we even find go all this kind places sef
Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 1:22am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:

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@following and followers... Always very annoying!
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Most times the girl's total tweets will be 13 and followers be like 1,698 and following be like 53...

That's exactly what I just reenacted, like Twitter's own is worse. FB is worst case you can read the comments guys make on an uploaded casual pic.... Eg. "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever ever seen in my life". " smile for Me baby"
So provoking.
Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 1:01am On May 05, 2015
BrainnewsNg:
FACEBOOK UPDATES BY FEMALES:

1. I’m bored who wanna take me out ? ? ? ?
Just now
150 likes · 80 comments

2. Oh my God! I missed my period.
3 minutes ago
200 likes · 305 comments.

3. I’m watching porn alone, hmmm. Who wanna join me? ? ? ?
4 minutes ago
880 likes · 1,420 comments

4. Pic uploads
2 minutes ago
350likes . 620 comments

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY MALES:

1. God is good
10 hours ago
2 like · 0 comment

2. I need a girl friend.
16 hours ago
0 like · 0 comment

3. Pic upload
April 5th 12:07pm
3 like . 1 comment

Pls Add yours……………..


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Romance / Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 12:49am On May 05, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


Not sentimental. Just a$$ kissers
Prish on joh
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police With Big Stomach- Can He Still Do His Job? See Photo by Expsbterror(m): 12:46am On May 05, 2015
Spongia1:
Seems u nid eyedrop

Sponge Bob, you need a chill bottle to get you to the Orijin of military kits in Nigerian army.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police With Big Stomach- Can He Still Do His Job? See Photo by Expsbterror(m): 2:19pm On May 04, 2015
uchwar1:
worsen the situation indeed! U are exposing ur stupidity everybody knows this is a police unifoRm. My frnd wakeup

Lolz.... That's a military uniform man. Confirm from any military personnel u know.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police With Big Stomach- Can He Still Do His Job? See Photo by Expsbterror(m): 2:18pm On May 04, 2015
uchwar1:
worsen the situation indeed! U are exposing ur stupidity everybody knows this is a police unifoRm. My frnd wakeup

Lolz.... That's a military uniform man.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police With Big Stomach- Can He Still Do His Job? See Photo by Expsbterror(m): 1:48pm On May 04, 2015
nairawallcom:
MOST OF THEM ARE LIKE THIS AND YOU JUST WONDER ...
PLS ANSWER THE QUESTION
Lemme worsen the situation. That's not a police he's a Nigerian Army SOLDIER!!!! That's their latest introduce uniform.
Crime / Re: Grandma Sells 2-day Old Grandchild For N300,000 by Expsbterror(m): 1:19pm On May 02, 2015
Hmmmm so pikin na investment now oooo. Born nd sell
Family / Re: Photo : How Many Of You Have Seen This by Expsbterror(m): 2:39pm On May 01, 2015
Hmmmm m..I need the Orijin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Desperate And Funny Things We Do When We Are Searching For Job by Expsbterror(m): 11:48pm On Apr 30, 2015
#facts clearly stated.
Education / Re: What Kind Of Activities Can One Involve In To Increase One's IQ by Expsbterror(m): 4:38pm On Apr 30, 2015
Read books.
Dan Brown kinda books..
Also play games, puzzle genre. #nocheats
Politics / Re: Jonathan Meets Buhari In Closed Door Meeting In Abuja ( Photo) by Expsbterror(m): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2015
Naso..
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by Expsbterror(m): 11:15pm On Apr 05, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Hope you like this? undecided

My friend this is not fat!!!!¡¡
that lady is OBESSED
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by Expsbterror(m): 11:14pm On Apr 05, 2015
daviyjones:
Every man's dream is to marry/date a figure8 girls, who will marry the fat ones? Will they be begging guys to date them?

This is not fair!

I hardly see guys fatansizing about fat girls. Even nairaland guys.

To my fans pardon me no list this time.

1. Not everyman's dream
2. What is your description of fat.?
Personally I don't really fan slim or dose modelled chiseled body ladies. You know, nothing to play with * iron sharpenet iron* wink
Clean fat chicks(chubby) are sweet and so nice to b with.. So I think you just committed a fallacy of Hasty Generalization.

#team_chubby_ebony
Forum Games / Play,guess And Win.. Airtel Voucher by Expsbterror(m): 9:47pm On Apr 04, 2015
Politics / Re: President Francois Hollande Calls Buhari, Invites Him To Paris by Expsbterror(m): 9:35pm On Apr 02, 2015
Wadraj:
Haba too early for a president-elect!

I smell an ulterior motive

Invite am for what?? Abi France ppl done dey sell Orijin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Total Nigeria Plc Recruitment for Project Engineers by Expsbterror(m): 6:24pm On Apr 02, 2015
Driving licence
Seriously?

Next is PVC
Politics / Re: Election Results, Tompolo Calls For Calm by Expsbterror(m): 6:19pm On Apr 02, 2015
I hear him.
Crime / Re: Police Nab Herbalist For Abducting Lovers For Ritual by Expsbterror(m): 9:01am On Apr 02, 2015
Hmmmm now an days herbalist no dey even fear person. No wander dey catch am angry

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