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okoji:
This is what he is removing. The wedding garter. Most grooms usually remove it without using their hands.

So y is he removing it?

sonikstargirl:
I don't understand a single thing

For beta understanding

0nenaira6:
Ogun idile lo le ju

So no be only naija get Ogùn idílé (family battles) hmmmmmmm Oga oooo

foxxynik:
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Lol..... Not at all... Em go penalise you! No free kitten for you..this week!

I no dey fear kitten trips. Am CELIBATING
Nothing they happen joh.

foxxynik:
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Lol..... Not at all... Em go penalise you! No free kitten for you..this week!

I no dey fear kitten trips. Am CELIBATING
Nothing they happen joh.

GraceInUSA:
shouldn't this be I. romance forum? nice one though.
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I think it has more to do with family, even though you can't have a family without Romance

foxxynik:
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Lol... And u keep wondering... Where do such men emanate from!....

This issue is of class A importance to be checked an curb... Like if your are a girl and your fb profile doesn't have a work address (verifiable) and you have more than 100 infact 70 friends.. The account shld be immediately shut down. alongside other social networks and IMs.

*ladies no go like this my talk oooo*

amokeme:
visit this site, http://covenantuniversity.edu.ng/Colleges/PGS#.VUeU-nlFDIU that should help

Aiit. Wld check it out, Wld get back to you if am not satisfied .thanks

Hi RealPeeps,
This topic is an eye opener to this current generation (i-Nigeria) that which would reveal a very sacred truth to why most ladies in the country with the age range of 27years and above start struggling to get married. After an in-depth and intuitive thinking I was able to come up with a very logical explanation for this notion.
You all would bear me witness that in your very own locality there is a large number of ladies desperately hustling to get married to virtually anyone who will take them In just to run avoid the shame/stigma of been unmarried within the age range of 27 & above.

This has resulted in:
°Ladies suffering a lot of heart breaks.
°Ladies get marital disappointments
°Ladies get to be ‘used’ with hopes of marriage
°Ladies get exposed to fetish acts(juju/voodoo)
°Ladies suffer from depression, HBP etc..
°And lots more
HOW DID THEY END UP IN THIS TRAGEDY?

My FINDINGS: A girl starts showing maturity features at the very tender ages as young as 13years.

By the time she gets to 19-20years old she becomes an icon beaming beauty, attractiveness, maturity, fertility and other masculinity attractive features. Thus, the ages of say 17-21years of a lady’s life is a very vital point that should announce her been ripe for marriage and suitors can come into her house to make the proper procedures. Even if the girl is still young considering her age and possibly academic status, the suitor can be advised to give the girl a little time to come of ripen age {which according to our constitution is 18years of age} or and archive desired academic targets. Don’t forget at this age range, ladies are still in their pure form(virgins) and quite naïve (thus, can be taught and sensitized of a lot she is to know)

The GLITCH: Is that no African/Nigerian mum wants to see her own Daughter (17-21years) anywhere close to a man. In fact they tell them things to scare them off men(e.g. once a guy touches you, you get pregnant. etc), and sometimes even beat/torture them. Thus ladies within this range try a lot to stay away from men till they get out of the house (i.e. tertiary level). Say due to the issue of getting a tertiary admission, she stays home until 20-21years old. Due to naivety she started hanging out @23(200l) and due to the spree of fun and pleasure she just tasted #forbiddenfriut, she cant help but keep yearning and lusting for more guys. In turn, she gradually becomes less attractive which is noticed by the wearing of lots of makeup, extreme body exposures, poor academic grades and lots of internet activities (FB,Twitter,BBM,Whatsapp,2go,Instagram,Badoo,Eskimi,We chat,Pinterest and lots more with so many male friends). She finishes school say 26-27years(with nysc) plus the whole academic/flexing/sexing load, she wouldn’t be as hot as before. The ‘happening’ bachelors would have lots of their focus on the blooming young nymphets and reaching out to them for a quick catch, leaving out the worn out ones.

The CURE: 1st I don’t blame the ladies suffering such, what do you expect? A young girl not betrothed in a university full of all classes of men.. It takes a lot not to be tempted.
I think our parents have a lot to play here:
Allow suitors when they come to your daughter.
Give her all the sensitization she needs along side her Faith.
Rapport/Meet with suitors(and their) very well from which you can sense their aim.
A lot of sex education is required. #realtalk
Maintain continuous bonding with the child.
Respect their privacy but also psychologically break into it. #wisdom
Always pray for them
With this little parental guide tips, your daughters can enjoy early healthy marriages which you also would always smile when those little grand kids rush and hug around you( who would defintely still be young and vibrant) especially when you also had your children at a cute age range.

Your views and contributions are most welcomed.

Disclaimer: article is not a fact, it’s a carefully analyzed finding as other factors exist that wasn't listed.

Source: /p4AIqC-3k RealZone

Hmmmmm Na Godwin oooo
Nice wans Toh......

amokeme:
kings and queens in Hebron Lets know ourselves, gist about life(in school) and "interesting" things about school. and the frustrations too (well, I was really frustrated today )
also funny meme abt the happenings in covenant university (well only students will understand these ones)

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DangotePikin
DonDraper
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The land is GREEN..............

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foxxynik:
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Unimaginable clowns of the century!.....buahahaha

You don't have an idea of how annoying it is to me when I c it... Another trending one is ladies are now turning to philosophers.. They Wld upload some pics the make sum senseless quote as it's caption. Eg. 'Modesty brings forth your beauty complexion'. Like f**king nonsensical, then here comes the flock if mehn flooding it with comments and likes... So annoying. Realtalk

Wetin we even find go all this kind places sef

foxxynik:
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@following and followers... Always very annoying!
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Most times the girl's total tweets will be 13 and followers be like 1,698 and following be like 53...

That's exactly what I just reenacted, like Twitter's own is worse. FB is worst case you can read the comments guys make on an uploaded casual pic.... Eg. "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever ever seen in my life". " smile for Me baby"
So provoking.

BrainnewsNg:
FACEBOOK UPDATES BY FEMALES:

1. I’m bored who wanna take me out ? ? ? ?
Just now
150 likes · 80 comments

2. Oh my God! I missed my period.
3 minutes ago
200 likes · 305 comments.

3. I’m watching porn alone, hmmm. Who wanna join me? ? ? ?
4 minutes ago
880 likes · 1,420 comments

4. Pic uploads
2 minutes ago
350likes . 620 comments

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY MALES:

1. God is good
10 hours ago
2 like · 0 comment

2. I need a girl friend.
16 hours ago
0 like · 0 comment

3. Pic upload
April 5th 12:07pm
3 like . 1 comment

Pls Add yours……………..


http://brainnewsng.com/hilarious-facebook-updates-by-ladies-and-men/

Twitter version

Females

Mzfloxypinkytwerk @mzbadpinklipz
120 tweets 47 following 2,896 followers

Mzfloxypinkytwerk@mzbadpinklipz: home alone
1,875 retweets. 645 favorites.




Male

Horos @kimjones
546 tweets. 1289 following. 36 followers

Horos@kimjones: I am walking to greatness #callupthings.
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BUTCHCASSIDY:
Not sentimental. Just a$$ kissers

Prish on joh

Spongia1:
Seems u nid eyedrop

Sponge Bob, you need a chill bottle to get you to the Orijin of military kits in Nigerian army.

uchwar1:
worsen the situation indeed! U are exposing ur stupidity everybody knows this is a police unifoRm. My frnd wakeup

Lolz.... That's a military uniform man. Confirm from any military personnel u know.

uchwar1:
worsen the situation indeed! U are exposing ur stupidity everybody knows this is a police unifoRm. My frnd wakeup

Lolz.... That's a military uniform man.

nairawallcom:
MOST OF THEM ARE LIKE THIS AND YOU JUST WONDER ...
PLS ANSWER THE QUESTION

Lemme worsen the situation. That's not a police he's a Nigerian Army SOLDIER!!!! That's their latest introduce uniform.

Hmmmm so pikin na investment now oooo. Born nd sell

Hmmmm m..I need the Orijin

#facts clearly stated.

Read books.
Dan Brown kinda books..
Also play games, puzzle genre. #nocheats

Naso..

Misogynist2014:
Hope you like this?

My friend this is not fat!!!!¡¡
that lady is OBESSED

daviyjones:
Every man's dream is to marry/date a figure8 girls, who will marry the fat ones? Will they be begging guys to date them?

This is not fair!

I hardly see guys fatansizing about fat girls. Even nairaland guys.

To my fans pardon me no list this time.

1. Not everyman's dream
2. What is your description of fat.?
Personally I don't really fan slim or dose modelled chiseled body ladies. You know, nothing to play with * iron sharpenet iron*
Clean fat chicks(chubby) are sweet and so nice to b with.. So I think you just committed a fallacy of Hasty Generalization.

#team_chubby_ebony

RealGame.
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Your Boy, Bidex.

Wadraj:
Haba too early for a president-elect!

I smell an ulterior motive

Invite am for what?? Abi France ppl done dey sell Orijin

Driving licence
Seriously?

Next is PVC

I hear him.

Hmmmm now an days herbalist no dey even fear person. No wander dey catch am