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Education / Re: 50 VOCABULARIES Of Patrick Obahiagbon &their Meanings. by Expsbterror(m): 12:55pm On May 14, 2015

AdeniyiA:

my guy u're OYO oo

Lolz
What of kakistomoboplotokrism

Education / Re: 50 VOCABULARIES Of Patrick Obahiagbon &their Meanings. by Expsbterror(m): 12:53pm On May 14, 2015

AdeniyiA:

my guy u're OYO oo

Lolz
What of kakistomoboplotokrism?

Education / Re: 50 VOCABULARIES Of Patrick Obahiagbon &their Meanings. by Expsbterror(m): 8:35am On May 14, 2015

AdeniyiA:

www.kakakino.com/2015/05/50-vocabularies-of-patrick-obahiagbon-their-meanings/

What's kumgaga-twangaga
Mene mene teke ufasin

Food / Re: What Is The Worst Food You've Ever Eaten When Hungry by Expsbterror(m): 10:11pm On May 12, 2015

I mixed small custard with Garri twasnt funny.

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Girl Friend, Tania Omotayo Looking Stunning In Pink by Expsbterror(m): 3:14pm On May 12, 2015

cozy7:
How on earth does this concern us?

Like am just been real, what is stunning about the pic .. Is it d background or the flat screen, Abi what? She just looks like any regular chick's bbm dp..
undecided

Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Refuses To Marry Boyfriend Cos He's A Polytechnic Graduate by Expsbterror(m): 11:33pm On May 11, 2015

FlirtyKaren:
Daniel shared his story on Twitter earlier on today. Continues below

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/nigerian-lady-refuses-to-marry.html

That's no bug deal.. Her parents would soon put her picture on OLX

Webmasters / Re: Top Must Have Wordpress Plugins. by Expsbterror(m): 8:32pm On May 11, 2015

Frankicent:
owk no problem.. so were do I start from?

Like I downloaded some plugins and tried installing. Said I shld install it from I think widgets or plugins menus.. Can't really find it.

Politics / The Trek That Would Change A Course by Expsbterror(m): 1:13pm On May 11, 2015

Hi RealPeeps,

Shout out to all them Trekkers. Hmmmm you all know I don’t mean a bit of that. It’s no news anymore that ever since the announcement of the 2015 Nigerian Presidential Election, a lot of Changes as well as Crazies has taken over the country at large. President GEJ has been sacking like it’s changing a baby’s diapers, Mama Patience sudden ‘disappearance’, A lot of decamping, country’s lost funds mysteriously surfacing, ‘dambozing’ of BH group alongside massive rescues and now the “TREKKERS”

For this article sake I would focus on the trekkers. Now people from several parts of the country have indulge in trekking interstates distances for “pointless” reasons {e.g. to personally congratulate either GEJ or GMB} immediately the 1st person gain ‘cheap’ popularity after promising to trek from Lagos to Abuja if GMB wins the election. Ok that’s more like a bet thing but it gave him direct access to GMB,thus fame.
I thought of a reason to trek that would change a course. I REALLY WISH I COULD DO THUS BUT DUE TO SOME HEAVY CIRCUMSTANCES I CANT.
Though this is not the whole ‘easy Trek Cruise’, this would come with a lot of Preparations as well as Treats.
And the ‘Patriotic Reason’ is to congratulate GMB before or after 28th May (depending on the trek) and also Self Reporting with ‘your’ state especially;
1. Those not that are paying their workers.
2. Those still owing workers.
3. Those that took workers salary in previous months for no reason, telling them to borrow or ‘Dash’ them.
4. Those that ‘Percentagely’ {#newword ;-) } pay Workers.
5. Those over Embezzling funds with all them private jets, luxury fleet of cars and boosting the economy of other countries.

WOW!!! Suicidal right? Don’t forget I said ‘patriotic reasons’

Now here are some things to take along this Heroic Trek.
DOCUMENTS
1. Statement of accounts of certain volunteer workers.
2. Online documents of specific state leader’s Fraudulent activities (Colour Printed Copies)
3. A lot of pictorial,audio and video evidences stored in so many memory devices.
4. Your CV (just in case)
5. I.D cards
6. Recorded interview of the workers especially those on the lower level (e.g. primary school teachers)
NB: all this you must have online and other places as your back up, especially with a life trusted media group. You all know what groups like REALZONE, CHANNEL’S TV, SAHARA REPORTERS, NARIALAND, ALJAZEERA, CNN, etc can do ;-). So you can have a full satalite/chopper coverage of your Trek, also you are now over the airwaves for the world to see just in case.

RATION.
You should travel as light as possible.;
– Snacks
– Water Bottle
– Undies
– Glasses/earphones/mp3 etc
– Touch
– Power Bank/Smart phone/a normal phone.
– ETC

Even though change is coming or has come, GMB can not have a picture of the suffering and groaning of the masses that he intends serving from the reports given to him by politicians. So instead of just trekking to congratulate Him, why ‘Make a Trek that would change a Course‘

I hope the next intending trekker gets to read this article before making the move.
#NextTrekker #Challenged #Patriot #ForTheMassiveMasses #Change #Goodluck

www.expsbterror.
#Realzone

It’s all about been Real.

Food / Re: Step By Step Picture Of A Nairalander Cooking Okro Soup With Amala by Expsbterror(m): 1:06pm On May 11, 2015

Aminat508:
Here are the ingredients
Okpro
Fish
Ponmo
Pepper
Iru(locus beans)
Maagi
Palmoil
Salt
Elubo(for Amala) yoruba people will understand this very well.

Am a student and I feel like eating my yoruba favorite food (Amala nd Okpro)
Procedures: I wash my okpro nd cut it into tiny pieces then I put water on the fire till is hot, then I pour my okpro inside together with my locus beans (iru) with small salt and allow it to cook for 5min. Follow by my soup (obe Ata) which I started by putting Palmoil inside d pot and pour my blended pepper and allow it to cook for 10min and pour d fish and the ponmo inside nd Maagi, curry nd salt. and allow it to cook for 15 min. After preparing d soup, next to my Amala. I started by allowing my water to be hot then I pour my Elubo and stir til it becomes brownish in colour and cover for some minutes, and continue stirring till it becomes black in colour.

Student wey dey use four plate electric gas cooker... Hmmmm. This your student sha.... E nid further explanation.

Phones / Re: What Is The Ideal Number Of Missed Calls To Give A Person?? by Expsbterror(m): 12:53pm On May 11, 2015

ayophil25:
Twice is ideal

This your answer sha...

Webmasters / Re: Top Must Have Wordpress Plugins. by Expsbterror(m): 12:41pm On May 11, 2015

Frankicent:
Trust me WordPress is the best blogging
platform ever. I have blog on WordPress before.
And soon will migrate this blog to WordPress...
For those who don't no how beautiful WordPress
is am going to share this tutorial with you.
Most of this plugin are perfect.Some will bring
GOOD TRAFFIC for you while, others will protect
your blog and so on.

1..AKISMET
If you don't no what akismet is for..
Akismet is an advanced hosted anti-spam
service.Akismet is quite
possibly the best way in the world to
protect your blog from comment and
trackback spam. It keeps your site
protected from spam even while you
sleep.

2...GOOGLE SITEMAP
With the Google SITEMAP Plugin you can create
and add a SITEMAP file to Google Webmaster
Tools, and get the info about your site in Google
Webmaster Tools.Another great way of getting
quality GOOD TRAFFIC

3..W3 TOTAL CACHE
W3 Total Cache improves the user experience of
your site by increasing server performance,
reducing the download times and providing
transparent content delivery network (CDN)
integration.

4..SHOW TOP COMMENTOR
The Top Commentators Widget a sidebar widget
to show the top commentators in your WP site.
It encourage more comments on a blog.

5.. STATS
Stats lets you know how many
visits your site gets, and what posts and pages
are most popular.

6...ALL IN ONE SEO
*.XML Sitemap support - submit your sitemap to
Google and Bing and improve your SEO
*.Google Analytics support*.Support for SEO on
Custom Post Types
*.Advanced Canonical URLs
*.Fine tune Page Navigational Links
*.Built-in API so other plugins/themes can
access and extend functionality
*.ONLY plugin to provide SEO Integration for WP
e-Commerce sites
*.Nonce Security built into All in One SEO Pack
*.Support for CMS-style WordPress installations
*.Automatically optimizes yourtitlesfor Google
and other search engines
*.GeneratesMETA tags automatically
*.Avoids the typical duplicate content found on
WordPress blogs
*.For beginners, you don't even have to look at
the options, it works out-of-the-box. Just
install.
*.For advanced users, you can fine-tune
everything to optimize your SEO
*.You can override any title and set anyMETA
description and any META keywords you want.
*.Compatibility with many other plugins

7..AFTER THE DEADLINE...
It sound funny you will be surprise when you no
what this plugin does.

It's an artificial intelligence and natural language
processing technology to find your writing errors
and offer smart suggestions.

8..SHARE THIS..
This button is an all-in-one widget
that lets people share any content on the Web
with friends via e-mail, AIM,Facebook,Twitter or
text message.
For now this is all i no. If you no any other
plugin please drop them in the comment box..
Goodluck!

Source: http://www.geeklogic.net/2015/01/top-must-have-wordpress-plugins.html?m=1

Hey there, I got some ish installing plugings.. Can u assist

Forum Games / Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by Expsbterror(m): 3:24pm On May 10, 2015

Djicemob:
Which of this body organ never rest? Or which do you think is the busiest and most hardworking?

A.The brain
B.The Eyes
C.The Nose
D.The Ears
E.The Heart
F.The Mouth

Pls choose and state your reasons

Cc:Obinoscopy lalasticlala

The more a value is placed on something,the more its security Right.... Do I need to say it out again...
Or do you want to compare a dense/fortified calcium box with a rib cage?.

Forum Games / Re: CAN YOU SPOT THE SNIPER? (PHOTOS) by Expsbterror(m): 3:19pm On May 10, 2015

Defcon1:

Well, that seems like a pretty good idea...till the sniper 'knocks' you first.

Brotherly me sef dey snipe am oooooooo wink

Forum Games / Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by Expsbterror(m): 3:17pm On May 10, 2015

skylane:
the brain is responsible 4 all movement,response in and out of the body,even while u are sleep the brain still give u dreams,make u paralyze,change positions, the works with the eyes,nose lungs skin etc u see multitasking

Forum Games / Re: How Smart Are You,answer This Question by Expsbterror(m): 3:15pm On May 10, 2015

tammyboy1:
The heart definitely,