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If your brain get 6 packs sha... U fit do am.

Jacksonville:
Fasting ke ....they are filled with the holy ghost already ..so no fasting ..lool

You sef ehhhhh.
I faulted this thing thus year. I have been trying to come with some ideas or clues partaining this mystery but nothing yet. Maybe if we join heads ba.. We can come up with something.


Like when I also said that it is impossible to see a dedicated Muslim that's not well trimmed. Asides their compulsory fasting, the mode at which they pray 5 times a day alone, is a 5 time a day six pack workout drill.

So let's hack this one lolz

dominique:
I'm not sure his grandma would understand that. Even me that I'm not a grandma don't understand.

Make grandma kukuma use Nokia torchlight. QED

Jacksonville:
Walai.. The thing tire me sef ..

I'm kinda skeptical now on the issue. Trying out a research to know what's actually the secret. Abi them no they follow do fasting ney.?

Jacksonville:
I dn't need overload. Medium is bae

BBW be like my pastor's wife

But Bro.. Come to think of it.. Have noticed that most of the women that hold key post in churches are fat... I mean BBW fat.?

Hmmmm SMH. I fear for the future, I don't even see anything on the dudes body. Infact the dude supposed to be flogged again and this time for real. What made us though and strong and disciplined was the amount and intensity of how you were flogged or punished. Now and days u can't try it. Every body calls u wicked. It's so so funny. So make them stop to flog children who misbehave ni. My dad never flogged me, na only shout which definitely left it's marks on my shorts and trousers with hot flow of urine. Mum D most of the beating and I still appreciate her if not I would have been some spoilt dude. This new generation is scaring me ooo,a generation where kids don't know how to use D library or even use the four figure table and other stuffs. Where sparing the rod to spoil the child is honoured and Celebrated.


If I were the parents of the lad, I would only tell the HM to learn to flog well so he doesn't do much physical damages. Like flogging under the feet, palm etc..
Simple

EVILFOREST:
I was expecting something CHALLENGING.

most of our OLDEN DAYS mothers did worse than this.

OLDEN DAYS mothers were able to beat FOOLISHNESS out of children.
Some of us were BATHED with very HOT WATER.
some of us SAT on FIRE.
some of our MUM acquired phD in maltreatment.


In fact, when asked to go home from SCHOOL some of us preferred staying back at school.
We were flogged both at SCHOOL and CHURCH.

OP, Please how old are U......?
Because I can't see anything

Like seriously Bro.. I fear for the future, I don't even see anything on the dudes body. Infact the dude supposed to be flogged again and this time for real. What made us though and strong and disciplined was the amount and intensity of how you were flogged or punished. Now and days u can't try it. Every body calls u wicked. It's so so funny. So make them stop to flog children who misbehave ni. My dad never flogged me, na only shout which definitely left it's marks on my shorts and trousers with hot flow of urine. Mum D most of the beating and I still appreciate her if not I would have been some spoilt dude. This new generation is scaring me ooo,a generation where kids don't know how to use D library or even use the four figure table and other stuffs. Where sparing the rod to spoil the child is honoured and Celebrated.

I'm not a football fan but I settled for the match. I really got interested in the commentary.

"The part I love most was when Egypt equalized. The commentator was like : they (super eagles) took the panadol, the lexotant and all the sleeping pills. They turned on the AC and slept in the defense."

When a goal kick was awarded to Egypt lolz, hw was like "and a goal kick to Nigeria"

When an Egyptian played a very high goal kick, he was like "ohhh! We would need the Egyptian Air ( ie Egypt air line) to get that.

It was 2 mins to game time and he belike" 2 mins is a lot of time I football. But in basketball ball 2 mins is a whol lot of time. "

So so funny he didn't know the names of all the players. So he rep them by country.

I really enjoyed the match, I mean the COMMENTARY. It made my day especially as a non football fan.

Big big LOLZZZZ.

He should be careful oooo. This is a really demoralizing assumption

Kbraims:
to me d salary is not bad if is witout dia allowance... coz somtyms allowance goes higher dan basic sallary

Bro no other allowances of any sort. That's what u have seen.

kITATITA:
Some IPOB supporters were publicly burning their Nigerian Passports while Kanu retained his.

As a sharp bad niga na...

Happy new year to all Nairalanders out there. Wishing you all a Successful, Happy, Peaceful and Favoured New Year.

What's/who's ur______ in the new year.

1. 1st food in new year.
2. 1st drink in D new year.
3. 1st word.
4. 1st kiss.
5. 1st caller.
6. 1st texter.
7. 1st cloth.
8. 1st color of undies.
9. 1st thing u opened.
10. 1st video watched.
11. 1st TV station.
12. 1st game played.
13. 1st picture viewed.
14. 1st word said.
15. 1st person chatted.
16. 1st word said.
17. 1st person hugged
18. 1st on your bucket list
19. 1st question asked.
20. 1st joke cracked.
21. 1st place u went to.

Feel free to add more first things done in the D new year.

#RealZone.

Iranu.... .. Abasha.

Big format. The guy is playing smart ba... Like how can he be guilty of N4.6bn when he can't afford N 400m bail? See this douchebag oooo. I just hope he hasn't fooled them all.

Fynestboi:

I just wish she would get the same 258 (and counting) comments on her handle. Saw her begging not to be insulted lolz. She forget say na her dey beg for followers. U got over 3k follwrs and felt it's time to spit crap. Lolz to whom much is giving much is expected. I wld make it my duty to monitor her until she responds to the ultimate question.

How responsible was her dad at 26?.

Nice wans guys.

dachaste:
How responsible was her dad at 26?




Nat hating

Perfect and dopest answer. Funny enough, it's supposedly coming from a fellow lady.. U killed it. Nice wans.

EOD end of discussion

chocolateme:
Three days after they suspended my line, I finally was able to register it. They unblocked my line and just yesterday morning, they sent me a message and when I checked it, below is the airtime they sent to me which also will expire on December 11th.
I have tried my best to call as much people as I can yet this airtime deducts very slowly meaning that I may not even he able to exhaust it before that deadline. Well I am happy that for the first time since my subscription, I got a gift from them.

Quite easy to use it to the maximum. Make conference calls with family or friends.

Ballant nonsense. Another reason why Nigeria getting better would take a very long time. So other Corp members in other states of the country asides pH, lag, and abj don't merit from this benefit? Why wouldn't the firms make a national_like contribution on all the Corp members. Must it be limited to only an few.. Or are they not Nigerians?

F*ck,,!, ,

Like I said on other media, kogites are at the horns of delima. Since democracy kogites have continued the endless suffering, intimidation and backwardness. This should have been a time for Change, not by party but person.. Especially him with the true love of kogites and their redemption. Both main struggle is between past governors in whose hands they have all suffered statistically. It's all about placing kogi under observation again for the next tenure.

Lolz... One chance thing. You can always discharge her to another who can

The kutys.
Making sense.

#fella

The basic amongst the issue which is D main course is INSECURITY btw both parties irrespective of their Ages.

missmary:

Most People are scared of getting married.. Because of their mother in laws but what i don't get is.. Why is there bad blood between most of these set of people?

For God's sake why will A MIL slap her DIL?
Calling her a home breaker?
Why?

Some people secretly wish their husband's mother should die before they get married.. Awful prayer but they are saving their head... Why would mothers feel the wives are taking their sons away?...

Why do MIL like to show supremacy over their DIL?

Why?

Lets hear all opinions on this matter

Simple.. . Women issues. #woman_matter

The basic amongst the issue which is D main course is INSECURITY btw both parties irrespective of their Ages.

Making sense... Worth hearing

angels09:
responded with a Lumia Windows phone and I also love my Nokia torchlight for its long battery life

Nicely said... But try infinix Hot Note. Crazy long battery life.

Nice ones.. .
Pretty cool lady..

Hmmmm this days ehhhh we can't be too careful.

Sometimes this cows are used to block the roads as a means for some fulanis to rob, rape and kill travelers.
Wldnt say much on that again...

Cool

Awwwwww. Coat of many colors, you can imagine what her privacy wld look like.. . Seriously I no sabi Y some guys go still dey die for such a lady.. Any way I brought the solution.

Simple bt a little bit time consuming.. Simple make she dey do make up for the leg and other parts of the body.. . So it wld blend wella.. After all whe can c the wonders of makeups.

tmeg:
Check out what a lady did to herself in the name of beauty

Awwwwww. Coat of many colors, you can imagine what her privacy wld look like.. . Seriously I no sabi Y some guys go still dey die for such a lady.. Any way I brought the solution.

Simple bt a little bit time consuming.. Simple make she dey do make up for the leg and other parts of the body.. . So it wld blend wella.. After all whe can c the wonders of makeups.