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obosirow:
Too Poor. GLO still very much ahead of them. We need 5gb at N2000.

Abeg how many gig b Glo own

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Ishilove:
Stranger than fiction...


Source: http://www.informationng.com/2015/03/imagine-this-dog-kicked-by-driver-returns-with-other-dogs-trashes-his-car-photos.html

Am I d only one not actually focused on d dogs but d way d car is actually denting to d attacks from the dogs....

Una Neva catch the gist.... Ok imagine say na Peugeot 504 this dogs dey rush like this.....

devine99:
the face you make when your bae tells you she fell on an ere.cted Di.ck

Your head is c there joh, u got me laughing, fell on an erected

Expsbterror:
Caption this pic

The face you make when bae is becoming suddenly too nice

kayalla:
when someone is telling a lie and u know the person is lying u will be like hmmmmmm

Its obvious u have a qty of lairs around u, cause u have bin using dat face. Lolz!!

dharyour93:
Adedayo - Crown turns joy
Oluwafunmilayo - The Lord has given me joy
Oluwatoyin - The Lord is praise worthy
Oluwapelumi - The Lord is with me
Babatunde - Father has returned
Oluwatosin - The Lord is worthy to be served
Olawale - Wealth has come home
Olatunde - Wealth has returned
Oluwaseyifunmi - The Lord has done this for me
Olaoluwa - Wealth of the Lord

Osinbajo=?

Cammo:
Just as in other countries, Nigeria has many native names from her various tribes and regions. I'll like us to discuss these names and their meanings in English. I will name a few Igbo names I know. You're invited to join, ur tribe and location doesn't matter, as far ur a Nigerian

Igbo names

Chukwudi/Chidi - There is God

Chikodinaka - In God's hands

Uchechukwu/Uchechi - God's will

Ebere - Mercy

Chidiebere - God is merciful

Ngozi - Blessing

Chigozie - God bless

Okechukwu - God's share

Onyinye - God's gift

Ekene - Glory

Ekenedilichukwu - Glory be to God

Ugo - Grace

Ugochukwu - God's grace

Amudiegu

Caption this pic

joyli:
The Nollywood actress and mother of two pictured above at Abuja Airport earlier today. Distressed jeans seem to be in trend.

Hmmm!! Yay or Nay?


https://instagram.com/p/z5Q98uAMU_/

Is she bow legged?

Travelled to Kogi state.My residence happens to b built on a swampy area and has a well dug in it. As expected the well is to be a No_Dry well with Abundance of Water right?
And it kept that standard for about 15years then all of a sudden...... It STOPPED!!!
All stuck with earth,no form water coming up just earth.after much findings it was said dat a taboo myt have occurred is(NOBODY FETCHES WATER FROM A WELL AT NIGHT,ELSE IT DRIES UP) and it was confirmed dat a tenant committed that taboo.

This has baffled me based on d geographical characteriatic surrounding the well

Abeg is there a scientific explanation to this mystery or it nature responding to a broken law.

Also please share yours if you have experienced any of such. Thanks.

ebony3soul:
She can start AIM GLOBAL business with just 36k, pls message me on whatsapp 08063156779 let me show you how you can start AIM GLOBAL biz with 36k and make over 10k to your access bank account daily.

Really?

januzaj:
APC man?a personal assistant to to PDP governor
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u re so gej(clueless)
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and so sambo(brainless)
u must be high on ORIJIN

Tell the addict

Eblinksflex:
Wonders shall Never end.....he must be an APC man

Am not sorry to say this, on your mental health you not different from BH members,brainwashed into doing stuffs unheard of a people of both your earthly and development age.
At this level imagine what a sit of power Wld turn u into....
#leaders_of_tomorrow. Lol . what a pity

Hit the like and share button if you self service and not timid bout it.

vjsmiles:
[size=20pt][color=glo]GLO!! 1K=3GB FOR ANDROID [/color][/size]

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How you dey take do am.

simdam500:


He is bringing his 70's pic to us...

Smh Is that what d 70's look like on pics.? #wiz_kids

OyinboPrincess:
@Expsbterror - loool - OSE baba for this ur song - mke una sing am wella I wan add more grease to my elbow jare

Hmmmm.... Ok oooo... Check listed oooo

Drinking cold pure water and chewing bitter cola. Observing

Viogu:
busybody

Omo u seem to b on fire oooo

"Singing" this girl is on fire "singing"

Viogu:
since you are the one who doesn't want to believe, you can always go and confirm it for yourself.


May his soul rest in peace

Awwww Awwww may he rip.

ekundayoalo:
Have you ever turned down a lady who has expressed a romantic interest in you?

Ladies usually don't express their interest in a guy unless they know you well and it takes immense love in her heart for her to break the norms and take the lead in expressing interest. So guys, have you ever turned down a lady?
And to the ladies who has done this before, how do you feel when you're turned down by the guy you really cared for?

Yes I have. Couple of times.

Viogu:
na your mama's egusi go fit land person for ICU sef

Hmmmm... This is gonna b cool

maclatunji:
The Presidential election that was hitherto scheduled for February 14, 2015. has been postponed to March 28, 2015 by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) based on the security report given by Nigeria's. security agencies under the coordination of the National Security Adviser (NSA) Sambo Dasuki.

The security chiefs have requested 6 weeks to crush Boko Haram and like Attahiru Jega told us last night, "we should hope for the best".

This thread is dedicated to reporting and monitoring progress being made in the war against Boko Haram or the lack of it as the case may be over the next 6 weeks.

I have not heard of any report yet in this regard on Day 1.

My question. Does this #sixweekspressure bring Chibok girls?

My question. Does this #sixweekspressure bring Chibok girls?

.....and in d last days......

NairaMode:
I call it insane because that is the perspective with which I am seeing it.
I am sure many other guys may have noticed it too and may have have wondered if our girls are thinking right or not.
At least to me, they are not thinking right.

1) So you left your home in the morning for work or an outing and you probably forgot to make up or you intentionally left it undone.
Then you get into a commuter bus and brought out all your contraption:

Foundation
Powder
Eye liner
Big mirror
Lip stick
Eye pencil
Eye brush with a very fat as* mirror.
This of course to me is insane. What do you think?
Solution: Make up from home and do a touch when you get to where you are going or you make up when you get to where you are going. That is what the ladies room is meant for.

2) So you wear a size 75 jeans (Maybe XXL) and you went ahead to buy a jean that is meant for infant.
The implication of what you see on our roads daily is that their hands are ever gracing their behind, trying to pull the jeans up so that it will not expose the stretch mark infested as*.
This of course to me is also insane. What do you think?
Solution: Wear your size and stop looking like YOKOZUNA. I hope I got the spelling right. Most girls who dress this way usually have a upper body with a tiny below.

3) You do not own a personal vehicle or at the very least, you are not good with heels and then you wear this 10 inches and start moving like a snail on the road.
Haven't you seen any looking like she was forced to wear it?.
They move so slow and "laughingly" calculated that you may almost conclude they are robots.
This of course to me is also insane. What do you think?
Solution: Get a slip on and wear your heels where you are going. That is if you do not have a vehicle or rather, practice the heels wearing culture at home before stepping out.

I am angry.
Abeg I am idle this morning na why I say make I express my mind.

Remember GEJ is a good man but a weak man. However, Buhari is a reasonable but dangerous alternative. Vote wisely.

Also tgey buy very small tops then when dey sit town,their hand is always behind,trying to tuck it into the undersized Jean......

pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

The art of love making is a state of mind.... Its is to be "enjoyed" and not aimed at self satisfaction... Sorry to say but some guys just aim at satisfying themselves thus leaving the lady pissed,hurt and feeling used.

Anyway to make something clear, YOU shld talk bout it with him and its left for him to now train himself to be able to withstand the pleasure of orgamising.
There are some roots,herbs nd meds ppl take but seriously don't advise that, its just a mind thing.

carbon1224:
sit him down and explain to me.there are different stuff that will make him stay longer and i am sure he knows what to do. one more time STOP USING TOO MUCH MAGGIE TO COOK FOR HIM AND REDUCE THE SUGAR INTAKE FOR HIM AS WELL.

Bro, the art of love making is a state of mind.... Its is to be "enjoyed" and not aimed at self satisfaction... Sorry to say but some guys just aim at satisfying themselves thus leaving the lady pissed,hurt and feeling used.

dainformant:
More

Hmmmm... But boobs dey suffer sha. On both gender side sef... Men Wld squeeze,ladies Wld press..
Real master piece of creation.

[quote author=lilzeel post=30262142][/quote]Sorry to b frank but ladies that tell such "gist" are mostly from Delta, rivers and Edo States.

Just been real ooo

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] Pffft... that should be my motto.
Say No to Nigerian Men. Oooops.[/color]

Ok no p .. U wey like ashebi like craze...
Till then

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.[/color]

Ok na continue.
Soonest it will dawn to uu