₦airaland Forum

KHAYGOLD:
Registration fully commenced. My Application is successful. No need to apply if you had not participated in the exercise before except you are lecturers and senior government staff. I pray we have elections next year. #TeamOneNigeria

Are you for real...
Like if u haven't participated before, no need to apply?
Then how do you get a chance to participate now?

rubey:
And who says he will see my pants

Am just watching you and this your hard to get trips

RedArrow:
Who's she?

Kai if not for militancy, what Wld allow this name make headline/FP. Democrazy don give her mouth

samxylino:
dis wat mine Z saying

You have an issue that isn't that cool. It Wld make you not enjoy your phone by giving u several error messages involving space. You need to delete some unused apps or preferably format the phone internal memory.

davide470:
Bristow Helicopters (Nigeria) Nigeria is the provider of offshore aviation services to the Nigerian oil and gas sector: We have consistently run a Cadet Pilot Training Program for over three (3) decades, successfully producing Nigerian pilots. We operate across Southern Nigeria with operational bases in Port Harcourt and Lagos.

Bristow Helicopters (Nigeria) Limited is recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Cadet Pilot



Location: Nigeria

Job Description
Becoming a part of an exclusive crop of professionals - Helicopter Pilots. If you make it through the selection process and upon successful completion of the training program, you will have the opportunity to join a Nigerian company with a global foot print.

Qualifications/Requirements
1. A minimum of five (5) Credits in W.A.S.C.E
2. A Bachelor degree (minimum of 2nd Class) from a recognized university or;
3. A Commercial Pilot Licence (CPL Airplane or Helicopter).

The Candidate:
1. Must be of Nigerian nationality
2. Not more than 28 years old
3. Should be able to demonstrate a keen interest and knowledge of aviation

Application Closing Date
Monday 16th February, 2015.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should: https://bristowgroup.taleo.net/careersection/iam/accessmanagement/login.jsf?lang=en&redirectionURI=https%3A%2F%2Fbristowgroup.taleo.net%2Fcareersection%2Fprofile.jss%3Flang%3Den%26type%3D1%26csNo%3D2%26portal%3D101430233&TARGET=https%3A%2F%2Fbristowgroup.taleo.net%2Fcareersection%2Fprofile.jss%3Flang%3Den%26type%3D1%26csNo%3D2%26portal%3D101430233

Note: Only shortlisted candidates will be acknowledged and subsequently invited. Previous applicants need not apply.

No 3 gogot me confused. Can. U help straighten it

Ghadafy:
...Next time, just write "GEJ till 2019". Stop exposing yourself.

Kai Walahi this guy is in a serious slow moving one chance bus....

JackBaueress1:
Omo see gbagaun!

*faints*

You are now officially the NL gbagaun detector. Omo mehnnnn.... But Wassup with all this GEJ fans. So quick to support him,they don't c gbagaun coming again

denzel2009:
ludo

Hmmmm. Ludo fit cause better quarrel oooooo

Making brain #ftc

axortedbabe:
hahaha u dey crase,my own flat pass miley cyrus own...

I c y u like native instead of Tops. Bigi bigi Belle
Hahahahahaha shake what your gave you

Respect to our fallen heroes
#Peace

[quote author=lalasticlala post=29782479][/quote]#GOD.

axortedbabe:
for her mind nw she gt flat tummy..
she dun see mo'cheeda or Eva Alordiah tummy before?

Make we see your own... . Calabash tings

The complain about this cold season especially January is alarming so here are some little tips to help


1. Drink.

And no, I don’t mean alcohol (although that will do just fine). Hot chocolate and tea is always nice, but if you want to really kick your drink game up a notch, try this recipe for Sbiten. It’s a spicy, honey-based Russian drink. According to my mom, it keeps colds (and the devil) away, too. Bonus: you can easily spike Sbiten with some red wine. Yum.



2. Truly winter-up your wardrobe.

Purchase some top-notch jackets and fleece sweaters, sweat pants, leg warmers and socks. Even with the heat on, it can still be cold inside the house, so invest in some warm clothes. This North Face fleece jacket is SUPER warm, comfy and cute. Layers always seem to work better than just one heavy coat, so get some cute thermals from Target. As for socks, I would choose wool. Cotton absorbs moisture and heat, leaving your feet cold, which is the worst. These patterned socks are ridiculously cute and festive.

3. Order in some hot food.

Don’t feel like leaving your house to brave the Icelandic winds? Yeah, I don’t blame you. But since you gotta eat somehow, ordering in might be the most convenient way to go, and one of the best ways to work up a sweat is to eat some old-fashioned spicy food. Curry and coconut soup are some of my favorites, but you can get Indian or Mexican food, too. If you want to save a couple bucks, just buy some red pepper flakes or a bottle of hot sauce and add that to whatever you’re eating!



4. Practice your dance moves.

Just because it’s winter and negative a million outside doesn’t mean you should bundle up on the couch and stay there for eternity. Make yourself a playlist and dance the cold away! YouTube old Britney videos and try to memorize the “Oops I Did it Again” dance. You can have fun, exercise AND stay warm.

5. Seal your windows.

If you’re using the heater, you don’t want precious heat to escape. Here are helpful DIY instructions on how to effectively seal all of your windows. If you don’t have time, you can always use bubble or plastic wrap; just layer it on top of your windows, making sure that the cracks are covered.

6. Do some baking.

Winter is the best time to whip out all those Pinterest recipes you’ve been eyeing all year. Not only does the oven keep you toasty, but a slice of hot pie will also do the trick. Win-win?



7. Invest in some quality boots.

I know if my feet are cold, then the rest of me is freezing. If you leave your house, make sure you’re wearing boots that are made from good material. L.L. Bean has some durable hunting boots that are not only warm, but go with everything.

8. Wear a hat. Always.

In sixth grade camp we learned that all the heat escapes from your head and if you don’t wear a hat in the winter, you can die. This is probably a little bit dramatic, but it’s still important to wear a hat. These beanies from Plush are really cute, come in a lot of colors, and keep your head warm, even if you just took a shower.



9. Choose really crowded bars.

I refuse to go to most bars downtown because they’re sweatier than my gym and super crowded, but you can use these characteristics to your advantage in the winter. I think bars are the warmest buildings because they’re usually in such small spots, and there are so many people with crazy energy, that you end up totally absorbing it, too.

10. Cuddle up with someone cute.

That’s pretty self-explanatory, right?

jingh:
what strong if the strong ness no reach bed

Hmmmm.. Serious problem oooo ...
Na so so explanation get am b dat after each zex

jingh:
but make sure you strong on bed too.

Tell am oooo


Me just like a lady that Wld speak out her mind

babyfun:
Too much money...... Lord, please make me so rich that Ayiri's wealth would be like a drop of water in my own ocean of wealth IJN...

Smh...
If only God answered all prayers, some people would be the architect of their own problems and demise...

Questions: do you know the source of this wealth and are you ready to participate in what it took to get it ¿¿

Scandall:
Online. It was advertised.

Plz can u share a link or sumthung so others can benefit

mizjules:
The window shoppers

Oh. So true. Forgot those wans

Season greetings
Been trying to avoid visiting the mall (shoprite) in Enugu this festive period and was compelled to go pick some stuffs and the following are list of peeps you get to meet there.

1. The MUST ENTER SHOPRITE before going back to the village.

2. The COME AND PICK UP THINGS FOR THE KIOSK OR SHOP..

3. The COME AND BUY A CAN OF DRINK people

4. the LIFTERS.

5. the PHOTO-SNAPERS

6. The ALMOST PRICING GOODS ppl

7. The BF AND GF SEEKERS

8. The WHOLE FAMILY GO SHOPPING ppl.

9. The AMA KIP KIP /WIZKIDS

10. The MUGUS/MAGAS

11. the THIS IS NOT MY first TIME HERE ppl





Plz feel free to add others if u have encountered it

trisha01:
lol, i wasnt misbehavin jor, i knew wat i was doin...buh i was staggerin abit

Lolz. That's the exact thing...
You no longer in control of your CNS. (Central nervous system). The alcohol t take the wheel. . Ops.

Chai and I know you enjoyed the Smirnoff ice.

trisha01:
ya, i was a little bit tipsy.....ma frnds wer evn surprise i wasnt high

@Trisha. How d u know you were tipsy na.... Its ur first time on alcohol. If there was anything you would have known is dat... U were misbehaving .

So what d ur friends tell you you did #ameboamebo

trisha01:
nah, i promised maslf it ll neva hapn agn

Those our friends. Those our promises.

But wait oooo... The you have a feel of highness or been tipsy?

Symphony007:
FIRST COUPLE OF OGUN STATE.

You all shld see the olopka's eyes behind them.

We don't want peace that have been syphoning funds for the masses and making them slaves instead of citizens.
We want full scale REVOLUTION, to wipe out all the trash and suffering.

Sadusky:
From: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/174217-jonathans-re-election-solution-peace-2015%E2%80%8B-akpabio%E2%80%8B.html?

We don't want peace that have been syphoning funds for the masses and making them slaves instead of citizens.
We want full scale REVOLUTION, to wipe out all the trash and suffering.

Jeez, is it me or is anybody else noticing a "headies" award statue like phyno. Lolz. Alobam

Odunharry:
i dey tell u...some fowl stubborn and dem no dey quick die

Especially the locals

Odunharry:
bros local fowl no sure...e hard to see original fowl na london use fowl full town

. U no go kill me with laughing oooo. "London used" Lolz...
But na tru u talk sha....

Na when e reach to kill local fowl, na him u go no say fitness no b by gym

trisha01:
lol na ma frnds o, sy ma stp d take farouz.....d drinks wr, smirnoff, orijin n harp.

Lolz... All diz our friends sef
Hmmmm, hope u enjoyed the drink

Am sure u know now Orijin of 2015

Am still waiting for those Orijin(nal) drinkers. Lolz