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ote author=CSTRR post=113046081]Whenever I watch any foreign documentary on Nigeria, the first thing they say is that Nigeria is a country of extremes.

A country of the extremely rich oil billionaires and the world's poorest people.[/quote]You are correct. This was still highlighted at the Nigeria Economic Summit Group (NESG) Public Lecture which I attended yesterday. We are now the 8th poorest country in the world, with unemployment at a record high since the birth of Nigeria, and real GDP at the the lowest!
If you have the means to do so legitimately, move out of this country. There's nothing here for the next generation, at least from my humble observation.

PlayerMeji:
Know that some of most of these items can be borrowed.

Big labels allow celebrities and brands to borrow most of their items and return.

So that the real Maga can come and buy these items because they saw it on the celebrities

You sabi how marketing works. I stan.

I'm following this thread. Please mention me when you update. Please enjoy your new home, and help your wife to acclimatize too. Blessings

What was the total cost (transport and accommodation) in Naira?

soberdrunk:
Divide the money into four, give your wife one part to do whatever business she can do, use one part to experiment one small scale business yourself, keep one part where you cannot access it (unless it's a serious emergency) and the last part use for upkeep until any of the businesses starts making profit. If there is one thing I have learnt from my many many failed businesses it's that "DIVERSIFICATION" IS KEY!!... NEVER EVER GO ALL IN..........

Na the koko be this! Op, hope you gerrit?

Could I Have This Kiss Forever?- Whitney Houston and Enrique Iglesias
Loving You- Dolly Parton
I Believe- Sanjo Adegoke
A Long Walk- Jill Scott
Lost in Space- Lighthouse Family
I'm Yours- Jason Mraz
On Top Your Matter- Whizkid
Speechless- Michael Jackson
Ordinary People,- John Legend

PepperSauce:
A creative approach to more revenue generation....

You got it!

Despite clear scientific explanations from men and women alike here, your insistence on your own opinion of the man and the topic of involuntary erections simply shows the profound level of your idiocy, stupidity, and ignorance, which you have just validated. Get a grip!

e author=anewchapter post=112560544]Be careful just Google how Marvin Gaye died if you don't know the story already.[/quote]You spoke my mind! This is exactly what I wanted to say. Dear Op, please we don't want to read another Marvin Gaye story. You know what to do.

ote author=exclusivejane post=112488449]Very neat belgium hp zbook 15 direct from USA
Comes with core i7, 8gb RAM, 500gb hdd, Nvidia graphics and keyboard lights, 5 hours battery life, has never been worked on before just buy and enjoy.
Selling @wholesale price.

Call/whatsapp me: 09023672911[/quote]State the price.

@NwaAmaikpe, what say you about this phenomenon?

Congrats Op! Please send us pictures and short videos of you teaching in class when you get to Japan. Cheers!

qekng40:
NIGERIAN ASSORTED MEAT PEPPERSOUP

Kayan cikin to the rescue! Used to enjoy this back then in Barnawa complex around 2008.
God, I miss KD!

That's sad!

idmicheal20:
Good morning Professionals

Please, I need your advice on this issue.

My passion is to be a Human Resource Personnel but I'm currently working as a student recruitment officer for a traveling agency and I'm also volunteering for a consulting firm as a recruitment intern. I want to have a tech skill that will serve as a side or mainstream of income.

A good nairalander shared his Udemy log in detail with me to learn data analysis, my current company is also training me on email and social media marketing and I also came across a google digital marketing course I can learn for free. I'm confused about which one I should major in between digital marketing and data analysis



Thanks

Both. You will thank us later.

Buharidgeneral:
The last picture though
Another meme loading

A great meme, comrade, a great meme! A possible NFT in 50 years time.

This is good stuff! Thanks for sharing. Blessings.

Clinghton:
This kind of lady can shoot you if you cheat.

Replace 'can' with 'will'.

izzy4shizzy:
Oga POS merchant,

If you the earn six figures like you said why you still the look for work?

Abi I d miss something

100,000 naira is six figures.

I don't have a crush here. But I'll love to meet Kobojunkie, Racoon and Nwaamaikpe someday.

So that her song Naima is dedicated to her daughter? Interesting to know. This woman knows how to make good music!

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

Your case reminds me of Femi Adebayo in Jelili. Jelili farted a malodorous fart while he was about to receive an award.

Amotolongbo:
Almost all the comedians that made my childhood are dead now
Just after celebrating the 27th anniversary of Lukuluku Bantashi’s death

Baba Sala, Lukuluku Bantashi, Baba Suwe, Jagoa and now Dejo Tunfulu

Remembering Dejo Tunfulus’ part with Lukuluku in the film “Yemi My Lover”

It's so sad that this generation of actors are gradually leaving the stage.

quote author=Ezemarcel post=111334108]The reason I prefer implanon....it's more effective

But wait so even with IUD your wife is pregnant

That means you guys are knacking with reckless abandone[/quote]Some medical scientists are of the opinion that the IUD doesn't prevent fertilisation of the egg, it more or less prevents implantation, while others argue that it really does prevent fertilisation. The debate is still on. And of course the IUD can and does fail, for several reasons!

Maybe we should blame it on the alcohol? You haven't said anything reasonable so far.

Life happens.

ote author=onuman post=111183523]

"Everybody left the room with broken body parts."

In other words, somebody was killed during the stampede, that's how everybody left the house with broken body parts.
Or you wanted to say that everybody left the house with part of his/her body broken?
Poor use of English language to end the story.[/quote]This one strong o! Which kind wahala be this?

I might know someone. What's the pay like? And what are the conditions of service?

neoclassical:
Seriously?

Positive.

I don't know of Federal Universities or Polytechnics, but I know Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education (AOCOED, now LASUED) staff earn more than their counterparts in Lagos State University (LASU).

And the pay disparity is substantial.

or=drake49 post=110705834]Good day Nairalanders and those of us that are experts in cars. i intend to get my first car in a weeks time. please suggest a good car with good maintenance that i can get within 3m to 3.5m. thanks[/quote]cc: virgohills