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Despite clear scientific explanations from men and women alike here, your insistence on your own opinion of the man and the topic of involuntary erections simply shows the profound level of your idiocy, stupidity, and ignorance, which you have just validated. Get a grip!

e author=anewchapter post=112560544]Be careful just Google how Marvin Gaye died if you don't know the story already.[/quote]You spoke my mind! This is exactly what I wanted to say. Dear Op, please we don't want to read another Marvin Gaye story. You know what to do.

ote author=exclusivejane post=112488449]Very neat belgium hp zbook 15 direct from USA
Comes with core i7, 8gb RAM, 500gb hdd, Nvidia graphics and keyboard lights, 5 hours battery life, has never been worked on before just buy and enjoy.
Selling @wholesale price.

Call/whatsapp me: 09023672911[/quote]State the price.

@NwaAmaikpe, what say you about this phenomenon?

Congrats Op! Please send us pictures and short videos of you teaching in class when you get to Japan. Cheers!

qekng40:
NIGERIAN ASSORTED MEAT PEPPERSOUP

Kayan cikin to the rescue! Used to enjoy this back then in Barnawa complex around 2008.
God, I miss KD!

That's sad!

idmicheal20:
Good morning Professionals

Please, I need your advice on this issue.

My passion is to be a Human Resource Personnel but I'm currently working as a student recruitment officer for a traveling agency and I'm also volunteering for a consulting firm as a recruitment intern. I want to have a tech skill that will serve as a side or mainstream of income.

A good nairalander shared his Udemy log in detail with me to learn data analysis, my current company is also training me on email and social media marketing and I also came across a google digital marketing course I can learn for free. I'm confused about which one I should major in between digital marketing and data analysis



Thanks

Both. You will thank us later.

Buharidgeneral:
The last picture though
Another meme loading

A great meme, comrade, a great meme! A possible NFT in 50 years time.

This is good stuff! Thanks for sharing. Blessings.

Clinghton:
This kind of lady can shoot you if you cheat.

Replace 'can' with 'will'.

izzy4shizzy:
Oga POS merchant,

If you the earn six figures like you said why you still the look for work?

Abi I d miss something

100,000 naira is six figures.

I don't have a crush here. But I'll love to meet Kobojunkie, Racoon and Nwaamaikpe someday.

So that her song Naima is dedicated to her daughter? Interesting to know. This woman knows how to make good music!

Sixfiguresmart:
I have passed 4 stages and this is the final interview. On the overall, I did very well but towards the ending my anus could no longer hold this big loud fart. I tried to squeeze the tip of my anus but it overwhelmed me and the fart came out like an oil drum exploding in a cantonment.
The smell that ensued sent the interviewers running for their lives. In a few moments, the security guard asked me to leave that they will contact me by email.
So, I have been home since thinking how and why it happened.
What are my chances of getting this job?

Your case reminds me of Femi Adebayo in Jelili. Jelili farted a malodorous fart while he was about to receive an award.

Amotolongbo:
Almost all the comedians that made my childhood are dead now
Just after celebrating the 27th anniversary of Lukuluku Bantashi’s death

Baba Sala, Lukuluku Bantashi, Baba Suwe, Jagoa and now Dejo Tunfulu

Remembering Dejo Tunfulus’ part with Lukuluku in the film “Yemi My Lover”

It's so sad that this generation of actors are gradually leaving the stage.

quote author=Ezemarcel post=111334108]The reason I prefer implanon....it's more effective

But wait so even with IUD your wife is pregnant

That means you guys are knacking with reckless abandone[/quote]Some medical scientists are of the opinion that the IUD doesn't prevent fertilisation of the egg, it more or less prevents implantation, while others argue that it really does prevent fertilisation. The debate is still on. And of course the IUD can and does fail, for several reasons!

Maybe we should blame it on the alcohol? You haven't said anything reasonable so far.

Life happens.

ote author=onuman post=111183523]

"Everybody left the room with broken body parts."

In other words, somebody was killed during the stampede, that's how everybody left the house with broken body parts.
Or you wanted to say that everybody left the house with part of his/her body broken?
Poor use of English language to end the story.[/quote]This one strong o! Which kind wahala be this?

I might know someone. What's the pay like? And what are the conditions of service?

neoclassical:
Seriously?

Positive.

I don't know of Federal Universities or Polytechnics, but I know Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education (AOCOED, now LASUED) staff earn more than their counterparts in Lagos State University (LASU).

And the pay disparity is substantial.

or=drake49 post=110705834]Good day Nairalanders and those of us that are experts in cars. i intend to get my first car in a weeks time. please suggest a good car with good maintenance that i can get within 3m to 3.5m. thanks[/quote]cc: virgohills

I tried to look for JUST ONE lady with natural hair, or a little naturalness. Lo, brethren, I found none!
Nonsense and condiments!!

superCleanworks:
Cheers to the good life.
I remember back then when I nearly died in that lagoon just across slave relic center.

Back then those coconut dealer will give me and my guys coconut for free but you have tp peel it yourself.

Is the first story building still standing?
The well in that compound has the cleanest water I have ever seen.

The storey building is an historical and cultural piece. It is still standing tall. I still take tourists there often. Do you know there are more than 7 historical sites of interest in Badagry?

Why not schedule a tour to Badagry again? Talk to me. I may as well take you to Iya Sulia's àmàlà spot, as an extra.

bigjackass:
Men that sleep with underage girls are just animals. A 30+ year old friend of mine was fuckiing a 14 year old girl in ss2. His defence was that the girl is not a baby cos she has already been having sex before. Very terrible. As a man, it is not all pussy that comes to you that you should accept.

And you didn't report him to law enforcement? He is committing a heinous crime by molesting and abusing a minor sexually and you're okay with it?

Mention me when you update.

ote author=mofedamijo post=110539041]Please do your research on that country very well.

For example, $1,000 in South Africa or Eswatini is R15, 000. If you have to work in a place like Joburg, Cape Town or Durban, just know that half of your salary is going into rent alone. Mbabane, Eswatini is also the same, if not higher.

So do your research thoroughly. Also, do you require a work permit for that country?[/quote]You just spoke my mind. Op needs to compare the the cost of living and standard of living in the city (country) with the amount offered. And also consider his family, if married. What about security? Prejudice/racism/tribalism nkọ? No be everything be money o! Choose what is best for you and your loved ones. Peace

Sekoni003:
Red card or yellow card?

Or vaccination card?

Ever8090:
I beg no be this people own be my problem.
I never fit pay my son's school fees, he is at home presently, despit his deaf and dumb condition, I wish to give him a good education so that he won't be useless....if anybody fit bail me out on this one, after God and his heavenly beings, the person will be next...... honestly depression wan hold me...I sleep and wakes up with headache.

I just dey confuse as my son is very frustrated because this is his final year in secondary school, it will be disastrous if he has to drop out..

I feel like God has forsaken me and my son..I swear...

He is my only son, list his mum when he was just a year plus

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