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"MY MUM SAID" or "MAMA'M SI" in ibo; Anambra guys are naturally fund of this.
*loading my gun*

Does smoking weed make you invincible?

Whatever you did to her, do the opposite; but this opposite will just have to take a much longer time. GOODLUCK.

This will cost nothing; barber barbs your boyfriend and barbs his girlfriend this, if she wishes, as a bonus.
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Depending on how the couple's brains works.

Thundey95 (m)...
And you keep mentioning your boyfriend; Are you **y?
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That number 4 make sense shaa, especially, the two last sentences.
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*finishes reading and faces my video game, been here all day* *winks*

Tandullceblog:
Beefer? Now for what possible reason... hm! *laughs out so loud*

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Tandullceblog:
To b continued? There's still more to dis story?

BEEFER, "there's still more to dis story?"
You ain't the one cooking the story, so let him cook whatever story and dish out, either cold or warm.

I'm a cool slim guy and you're here wondering why girls dislike fat guys; one advice for you, "KEEP WONDERING."

I wonder!
You need to see how 15-17 year old girls talk these days like they've had GUYS experience for like 25 years.
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Stopping an under 18 year old girl these days to ask for direction to somewhere I've never been before, these days, I consider a risk cos they look at you like "I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA ASK." or "HMM, HE SUDDENLY ASKS FOR DIRECTION COS I OPEN EYE WELLA FOR AM."
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Some guys have really splashed sh*t to our faces. The thing taya me, totally.

Condoms!
I'll reconsider this.

SAMBARRY:
I will pretend like I didn't hear or she wasn't talking to me

And afterwards?

fexichi:
I would not do anything immediately. I will be shocked , definitely. I will think long and hard about what I did wrong in raising this child. I will much later have a one on one discussion to ascertain if she really knows what she is talking about, get her to open up to me . I will let her know that I am opposed to it but I will try not to judge her. My miracle working God does not sleep, so I will tender my case to baba God.

Motherly.

wristwatch:
yimu*

*muyi

tohpahz:
Whus this one?? Goot ko.. vboot ni

Ko, ni, non of my business.
*egwuregwu stops here.*

wristwatch:
In recent time, the rate of sudden break up in relationships is quite alarming due to intolerable attributes which can make lover boys dump them in a wink without thinking twice.

However, many that are dumped by the reason of these habits will start running from Churches to Mosques, Pastors to Alfas, Herbalists to Guru Maraji the moment that innocent dude who has promised them marriage call it a quit

Now let's analyze these shameful habits

1. Untidiness, Laziness, And Looking Unkempt

It's very evident that some ladies can soak their towels, underwear and clothes for days without worrying about the smell emanating from it.

However, many of them only manage to tidy up and arrange their rooms properly especially when they are expecting male visitor but when you see these same ladies on the streets or mobile network, they look better than Beyonce on social network. I trust the larger percentage of guys can only tolerate that.

2. Begging For Money And Recharge Card

The notion that men are made to provide for them turned many ladies into developing gold digging habits. Some beg for recharge card, mobile phones and all sort of perishable parameters from every Tom, Dick and Harry. When the boyfriends cannot cope with that disgusting habit and dump them, they will keep saying most men don't appreciate good ladies.

3. Double Dating

There's only a slight difference between some so called girlfriend and prostitutes. However, many of them are so covetous that they keep many species of guys for financial assistance despite the fact that the innocent dude is everything his best to ensure she's satisfied yet still keeps many magas under the cloak of not keeping all her eggs in one basket.


4. Lack of Vision, Goal and Objectives In Life


An average Nigerian lady wants to get married to a man living in a mansion with so many cars and maids but the question is, what will be her own contribution?

Many of them are so dumb that If you give them a million naira, the next thing they think of is fixing of eyes lashes, Brazilian hair which costs about N120,000, buy bleaching and toning cream which costs about N 20,000 or more, buying of Iphone6: N180,000 so as to make other ladies see them as fashionable ladies, Instead of investing into something that will add value to their resume and personal life.

5. Low Sense Of Reasoning

Some ladies are so dumb that they can barely give meaningful contribution to practical issues. All they think of is how to get married and place financial burden on their husbands.


6. Bad cooks

Some ladies are bad cook but the most annoying thing is that they are not ready to learn. Helping their mothers in the kitchen is a difficult task for them. They can't prepare common noodles let alone eba. This is a turn off for many guys.

Love conquereth all THINGS;
including all THESE.

tohpahz:
Going by this.. my boyfriend will not dump mi shey

Yes babe, I wount. Goot girl.

quicyvictor:
Petrichor - You know that smell after the first rains (especially after a long day summer)? That smell is called petrichor. Petri means relating to rocks and chor means the blood of the Gods

Schadenfreude - It’s the pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. No matter how pure-hearted you are you know you have had the feeling of schadenfreude.

Dysania – Dysania is state of having a hard time waking up and getting out of bed in the morning. So the feeling you have every single morning.

Numinous - An adjective which means filled with or characterized by a sense of a supernatural presence. Anything you think is possessed or even blessed by God is numinous.

Palindrome – A palindrome is a word, phrase, number, or other sequence of characters which reads the same backward or forward. Like Lion oil or the word poop. Though it isn’t an official word Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes which is itself a palindrome.

Semordnilap – Semordnilaps (also called Heteropalindromes or Anadromes) are words which, when reversed, are still valid words but not the same as the original word. Examples you ask?
Diaper-Repaid
Live – Evil
Desserts – stressed
Palindromes – Semordnilap (That really ingenious if you ask me.

Mamihlapinatapai – This word has actually won a world record for “most succinct word”. It is also one of the hardest words to translate. It allegedly refers to “a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will offer something that they both desire but are unwilling to suggest or offer themselves.” I guess an example will be two kids who have a crush on each other and want to be in a relationship but doesn’t know the other person likes him/her

Aglet – I learned this word from a fantastic show called Phineas and Ferb(excellent cartoon) They had a song about it. Aglet refers to that plastic thing at the end of your shoe lace. Phineas and Ferb song

Acatalepsy – It means “incomprehensibility of things”. The Pyrrhonians(group of skeptic philosophers) who attempted to show that humans can never know anything for a fact. But really, can you know something as a fact without actually assuming anything?

Zugzwang – It’s a situation where you have to do something but it would be better for you if you didn’t do anything. It is generally associated with chess where you would rather pass than play a move.(You can’t pass in chess.)

Barm – It’s the foam or froth you see on beer or wine. Next time someone says “Don’t give me any froth,” while he pours you a cold one tell him what it’s really called

Floccinaucinihilipilification – The action or habit of estimating something as worthless. This word is the longest unchallenged nontechnical word. The chemical word for titin is longest word (debated) , it is 189,819 letters long.

Contronym – A contronym is a when a word has two meanings and they are opposites of each other. Ofcourse, you want examples.

Left- remaining, departed.
How may cookies do you have left?
None,he left with the cookies.

Rent – buy use of, sell use of
He was looking to rent he room out for some extra cash.
She got wanted to rent a room for a few days.

Variety – one type, many types
Alphonso is a variety of mangoes.
The store has a variety of mangoes

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – The fear of long words. Yeah, I know. English is a cruel language.

Phobophobia – The fear of developing a fear. Probably the most ironic word in English language.


Hierophilia – Hierophilia refers to sexual urges, preferences or fantasies involving sacred or religious objects. I swear some people act like they have this.



Emetophilia – Emetophilia is deriving sexual pleasure from vomit. There are different instances, several of which are:
1) Hearing someone vomit
2) Seeing someone vomit
3) Being vomited on
4) Vomiting on someone else
5) Vomiting alone
Emetophilia is not only about being vomited on. It can also just be sights and sounds


http://askusque.com/2015/02/17-awesome-words-may-know/

Suicidal!

smemud:
brilliant boy. Abeg ansa am like that for waec or gce

That must be a girl... *thinking nollywood* and writing agric.

His/Her answers came from the question itself and that's where answers should come from. #Passed

Why is it so difficult to withstand the pressure of sexual arousal?
If it happens, claim your responsibility; that will make things better.
You really love her cos she's beautiful.
BUT
If it doesn't happen, just correct your mistakes and that's it.

75,000 per month = CERTAIN
After 6 months in US = UNCERTAIN
Hmmm, reason am naa.
If you're an Ibo, you must have heard that someone's name is "NKEMJIKA" which means "THE ONE I HAVE IS MORE VALUABLE"
Advice finished!

MzNelly:
Actually, he did.

And what's he worried about?

If the gurl loves him, she d understand.

Pfft.

Aiight.

MzNelly:
If you're that broke, you have no business dating.

"Job before Romans"

Didn't say he was broke.

richol:
exactly,cos im sure he will seize to be from dat day.

I got you.

richol:
i will ask him who his or her father is.

It's an assumption that you are the father... So what will you do?

Your little helpy advice matters.
As an almost broke nigga that you are, what will you get your girlfriend who has never asked you for anything while you had the dough that could get her a good thing; but all of a sudden askes you to get her a gift and now, you're almost a broke nigga... What simple gift can be cool?
Helep! helep! helep!.

Good morning to you.
I just have a question to ask... I don't really know if it has been asked before or not but I have to ask and it goes this way;
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As a mum or dad that you are or might be, how would you feel or what would be your first reaction if your son or daughter walks up to you one day and says "Dad/mum; I'm a g*y." OR "dad/mum; I'm a l*sbo."?
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If me, I'll be dumb-stricken for hours or possibly for days.

She likes chelsea f.c a little and I hate that character.

What a note!

Una sabi lie shaa.
I believe you also enjoyed the journey. E still dey for your eyes.

buygala:
If my child survives that, I will just smile, and forget about it


Some months later, I will also visit the visitor and throw his child up in the same manner... and I will also just smile, and forget about it


AN EYE FOR AN EYE

Someone with your kinda eyes must go for an eye.